Ohio College of Dental Surgery - Alethian Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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isa an tberwi e Tinsley to Dr. Berger- Doctor, somebody Dodo'd my pliers. Wilsoii want's it understood that he isn't in the whiskey business, even if his name does sound like it. A new novel is now for sale at all bookstands, The title is Happy Herr or How is She. Highest degree in Masonry-Shriner. Three cheers for Kearby's ice cream pants. Quizmaster- Give treatment for mercurial poison- ing. Moyer- Feed patient an alloy to absorb the mer- cury. Lowry- VVell, Doctor, I have cut the rugae out of this tooth, what shall I do now P Dr. Carter- Nectar lemonade. Bill L -H Callawaba winef' Carterls is the Best hotel in the city. l i I 2 Motch Cin Orthodontia Lecturel- Doctor, is that a sub-marine appliance ? Dr. Cassidy- What is the source of turpentine P Craven- It is obtained from maple trees. Class- Oh, sugar. Miss Whallon to Dr. Berger- Doctor, let me have the ' faucets' to extract this lower molar.'l Phillips now has a steady job in the extracting room. He whistles Nearer my God to Thee while Dr. Berger gives the patients' gas. Percy studied chemistry, Studied long and late 3 Percy breathed some chlorine gas- He'll not graduate. Christensen, as Dr. Smith shows slide 437-H How many more of them things have you got up there PM Crawford uses expensive gutta perchag at least his patients think so.

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Phillips- What are you doing to-day ? Imig- I extracted a root canal here yesterday and I can't ind it to-day. Donaldson-Why is Wright like a mule ? Holmes-I don't know. Donaldson- Because he is happiest when he has his cornet Qcorn eatj. Herr doesnlt like his boarding house. He says the steak is so tough that he can't stick a fork into the steam. First Freshman- Is Hank, Doctor Smith's first name? Second Freshman---A 'I dunno. Freshman Cseeing Thompson for the Hrst time.fJ - Gee whizz! that fellow would be crowded sitting alone. Prof. Smith fcalling the rollj- Mr, McAdoo'l Cre- ceiving no responsej, Does any one know whether Mr. McAdoo is sick P Student- This is St. Patrick's day, Doctor. Hadley- Yes, out West they have Indians and Cow- boys. Listener- How dreadfully out of place you must feel here. Goodman- Say, Dr. Wright, are there any more microbes for me to classify ? Dr. Wright Qmeditativelyj You can search n1e.', I2 Hurlburt to Christensen- Say Doc, do you belong to both fraternities. Flipper- What made him lose faith in human naturef' Flapper- He bought an unbreakable comb, took a dose of tasteless cod-liver oil, and visited a painless dentist. A Cincinnati mother said to her little daughter, If you had my faith, darling, you would have no tooth- ache, The child replied, Well, mother, if you had my toothache, you wouldn't have any faith. Which of the three man hates the most, It's difficult to say. The tooth that aches, the man who pulls, Or the bill he makes one pay. Crawford Cwith relief and model J, to demonstrator- Doctor, how do you put this sucker in ? He filled my tooth with gold, But costly was the fill. The filling I have sold, To help me fill his bill. CHAPERONE VVANTED. While in a pleasant conversation on the corner of Fifth and Vine, 11:30 A. M. the other evening, Brown, Junior, was heard saying, This butterfly life of the O. C. D. S. is something fierce.