Ohio College of Dental Surgery - Alethian Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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jewelry Trust-Diniond. Hardware Trust -Potts. Beef Trust-Miss Huff. China Trust- -Glass. Electric Trust-VVatts. joke Trust- Hibschmann. Pottery Trust-C rocker 1yJ. Clothing Trust -Taylor. he 'rusts. Hay Trust-Snodfgrassj. Sporting Trust -Hunt. Weather Trust-Hale. Cereal Trust-Rice. Whiskey Trust-Chris' favorites. Steel Trust- C Withdrawuj. Shaving Soap Trust-Williams. Dice Trust-Shake Qlyj. -0.020 om De Plumes Flour Trust-Miller Cab Trust-CBusJsey. Gents' Furnishing Trust ShurtL Buggy Trust-Shai. Flat Building Trust -The Emerys Hair Trust-Shriner. Real Estate Trust-Holmes and Sites Pork Packers' Trust-Hoge Rudolph Gordon, Percy Hunt. Archibald Christensen. Rebecca Snodgrass. Floradora Falknor. Mozart Smith. . Patti Walton. Old Sox Hitler. Little Boy Blue Holbrook. Ice Cream Kearby. Diamond Tooth Foster. Old Sleuth Grimes. Goose Hill. Little NVillie Wilson. Hooligan Herr. Cyclone Hurlburt. Noisy Eekstein. t' Kangaroo Huff. Desperado Howard. Old Bull Devore. Pyorrhea Potts. Candy Tizzard. 't Little Eva Whallon. Ujudgel' Outcalt. Shorty Crocker. Tessie Gritlith. Clara Craven. ' ' Cholly Shakely. I2O Jokey Hibschmann. Fatty Harper. Slim Thompson. Paderewskin Shriner. Algernon Rice. Pig Watson. Parson Lowry. Deacon Phillips. Ezry Shurtz Rip Van Wink1e Hadley Rough and Ready Wright Socrates Emery. Dr. Carter Best.

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- ffoH, SLUSHF' I . N A YOUNG Peakfedb faced graduate of 65 , Cornell who didn't have Motch money, -5, started out one Knight in a Hale storm ,.n1A 53,5 aw. to find a boarding house where they '- didn't serve Rice on broken Crockerfyj. He almost lost his Way, but finally located himself by means of the clock Towers and the skyscrapers of the En1ery's. While going down Smith street he fell in a Cole hole and lost his Bible and a Dimond, which, however, was only cut Glass. Being a Goodman he didn't swear, but Huntfedl up a pump and washed several different Grimes off his face and hands and made the Best of it. I Being a good Walker he soon reached Clark street and went West on it until he caught up with a lady who was carrying several packages. He offered to Carey them, but she, thinking he was trying to Conner, got Hufftyj and said in a negro dialect : Watson, do you think I was Bohn yesterday? VVatts the matter with you anyhow ? H M l II Our hero became frightened and left Herr and, turn- ing to the W'right, Rushtedj up a Hill, through several Boggs, Mountfedj a Knoll that was covered with a green mantle-which, however, was Snodgrass-past several Mills, nearly knocking down a Miller, and at last paused, glad to find he had escaped Scott-free, but his face Burns yet when he thinks what a Hoge he made of himself. While thinking the Hull thing over a Shriner, who had been drinking VVilson whiskey, came along and took a firm Holt on our hero's collar, and before he had time to defend himself Orr run, landed a left Hook which did him up Browne. He then got Bussey and made the drunk prove himself quite a Dancer and gave him expected, in fact, a good VVhallon. Before the fight was over both men had ruined their Shurtz and their clothes were in sad need of a Taylor, in fact, they were Sites. Neither, however, had any Bones broken, so they shook hands and went to their Holmes in a Shai. Moyer than he MQRAL: Never try to drive a nail with a sponge: use a Varney Number Two.

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IEETU, -- NEW YORK AND GI-lIGFlGO LIMITED. Dental Association! The TWENTIETH CENTURY Dentists have organized the above association for the LIMITED EXPRESS purpose of catering to the wants and dental requirements of all individuals who don't give a rubber dam how dental work is done, or by whom 3 just so the price is inconsistent with good material and skillful service. The manager in Charge, Engineer, Conductor and Brakeman are all full-fledged graduates of the most renowned Dental Colleges of the Old and New World fthe Philippine Islands includedj, and are the only lineal descend- ants in the direct 4' Mail line of such eminent scientists as Herodotus, 484 B C., and others -from which time, through all the dim vista of past generations, our Association and identity have been kept intact. From the ruins of Pompeii and the Pyramids of Egypt relics of our ancestral skill and ingenuity have, from time to time, been recovered, which, from a historical standpoint, establish beyond contradiction our rights and claims to Professional Antiquity. Our superiority thus established over the more recent and modern productions of latter day teachings enable us to DO YOU a greater service for less real cash, which we extract, by your paying, without pain, Free of Charge. Dental Catorphoresisf' an unsuccessful and abandoned experiment, has by us been supplanted by Hypnotic Power and INFLUENCE which enables us to perform all operations not only painlessly, but without your personal, mental or physical knowledge. The horror of the Dental chair is but as a dream. Being the original and sole owners of large Gold Mines in the Klondike Region and also a Silver Mine in Nevada, enables us to PRODUCE work requiring such materials below ACTUAL COST, and the absolute purity of the metals is fully guaranteed by a U. S. Mint Assayist, and because of Such advantage of our competitors, who are making what are commonly known as Hollow or Shell Crowns, ours are absolutely solid, cast in moulds in the original ingot metal. In addition to Gold Crowns and Bridgework we are prepared to introduce the latest Spring Style tdirect from Parisb of Window Crowns, including Bay NVindow Crowns, the Oval, Square or Octagon Style, with Beveled Edge French Plate or American Glass Fronts, as preferred by the patient. In order to avoid the rush incident to such unprecedented demand made upon our valuable 121