Ohio College of Dental Surgery - Alethian Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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- ffoH, SLUSHF' I . N A YOUNG Peakfedb faced graduate of 65 , Cornell who didn't have Motch money, -5, started out one Knight in a Hale storm ,.n1A 53,5 aw. to find a boarding house where they '- didn't serve Rice on broken Crockerfyj. He almost lost his Way, but finally located himself by means of the clock Towers and the skyscrapers of the En1ery's. While going down Smith street he fell in a Cole hole and lost his Bible and a Dimond, which, however, was only cut Glass. Being a Goodman he didn't swear, but Huntfedl up a pump and washed several different Grimes off his face and hands and made the Best of it. I Being a good Walker he soon reached Clark street and went West on it until he caught up with a lady who was carrying several packages. He offered to Carey them, but she, thinking he was trying to Conner, got Hufftyj and said in a negro dialect : Watson, do you think I was Bohn yesterday? VVatts the matter with you anyhow ? H M l II Our hero became frightened and left Herr and, turn- ing to the W'right, Rushtedj up a Hill, through several Boggs, Mountfedj a Knoll that was covered with a green mantle-which, however, was Snodgrass-past several Mills, nearly knocking down a Miller, and at last paused, glad to find he had escaped Scott-free, but his face Burns yet when he thinks what a Hoge he made of himself. While thinking the Hull thing over a Shriner, who had been drinking VVilson whiskey, came along and took a firm Holt on our hero's collar, and before he had time to defend himself Orr run, landed a left Hook which did him up Browne. He then got Bussey and made the drunk prove himself quite a Dancer and gave him expected, in fact, a good VVhallon. Before the fight was over both men had ruined their Shurtz and their clothes were in sad need of a Taylor, in fact, they were Sites. Neither, however, had any Bones broken, so they shook hands and went to their Holmes in a Shai. Moyer than he MQRAL: Never try to drive a nail with a sponge: use a Varney Number Two.

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is the Question that is asked all the time, Whyfolks' names don't help out the maker of rhyme. stands for Rush, poor unfortunate chap Q A long spell of sickness gave him quite a rap. stands for Smith, a most uncommon name 3 That there's not more of them is really a shame. stands for Tinsley, a most shining light g He kills the ladies at very iirst sight. is the Unknown tbat's found in our ranks 3 He must be the one that plays all the pranks. ft , i if f I I V , 1' ,J I ' - px 1 e ' Wt 0 Q5' 118 is for Van Osdol, from the great Hoosier State He stuck with the class, I am glad to relate. stands for Watsoii, who Wrote our class historyg Where he found such big words is surely mystery. stands for Xero, a preiix meaning dry. Isn't it strange how birds can fly? stands for Yellow, the color of the coin That we hope to earn in a very short time. is for Zimphogois-thank heaven for that, And now our class alphabet is right down pat R. F. HALE. D E1

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jewelry Trust-Diniond. Hardware Trust -Potts. Beef Trust-Miss Huff. China Trust- -Glass. Electric Trust-VVatts. joke Trust- Hibschmann. Pottery Trust-C rocker 1yJ. Clothing Trust -Taylor. he 'rusts. Hay Trust-Snodfgrassj. Sporting Trust -Hunt. Weather Trust-Hale. Cereal Trust-Rice. Whiskey Trust-Chris' favorites. Steel Trust- C Withdrawuj. Shaving Soap Trust-Williams. Dice Trust-Shake Qlyj. -0.020 om De Plumes Flour Trust-Miller Cab Trust-CBusJsey. Gents' Furnishing Trust ShurtL Buggy Trust-Shai. Flat Building Trust -The Emerys Hair Trust-Shriner. Real Estate Trust-Holmes and Sites Pork Packers' Trust-Hoge Rudolph Gordon, Percy Hunt. Archibald Christensen. Rebecca Snodgrass. Floradora Falknor. Mozart Smith. . Patti Walton. Old Sox Hitler. Little Boy Blue Holbrook. Ice Cream Kearby. Diamond Tooth Foster. Old Sleuth Grimes. Goose Hill. Little NVillie Wilson. Hooligan Herr. Cyclone Hurlburt. Noisy Eekstein. t' Kangaroo Huff. Desperado Howard. Old Bull Devore. Pyorrhea Potts. Candy Tizzard. 't Little Eva Whallon. Ujudgel' Outcalt. Shorty Crocker. Tessie Gritlith. Clara Craven. ' ' Cholly Shakely. I2O Jokey Hibschmann. Fatty Harper. Slim Thompson. Paderewskin Shriner. Algernon Rice. Pig Watson. Parson Lowry. Deacon Phillips. Ezry Shurtz Rip Van Wink1e Hadley Rough and Ready Wright Socrates Emery. Dr. Carter Best.