Ohio College of Dental Surgery - Alethian Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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5 5 Eg lass Elhobabet stands for Alethian, best book in the land, With a staff of editors both noble and grand. is for Boggs, a round-faced lad g 'When he's not good he's generally bad. stands for for Christensen, who hails from afar 5 His sweet disposition no troubles can mar. stands for Dysart, a very good student g He's quiet, reserved and unusually prudent. stands for Eckstein, who is calm and serene g Excited or angry he never is seen. stands for Falknor, a great ladies' man g A date every night is his usual plan. is for Griffith, so meek and so mild, With voice slow and gentle and eyes like a child. stands for Hunt, the senior class dude 3 His clothes are the latest, antique styles are tabooed. stands for Iniig, who is quite a cynicg He once took the ladies to the hospital clinic. II7 stands for the Jokes that are in this book: If you don't think they are good just have a look. is for Kearby, who is just as meek as a lanib, But he can't yet recognize the handwriting on that telegram. stands for Lloyd, with his queer squeaking voice 3 His pipes must be clogged, or does he do it from choice ? stands for Moyer, our own little jim 3 No future happenings his friendship can dim. stands for Nothing, just what this rhyme amounts to, But we had to fill space, so perhaps it will do. stands for Outcalt, who is not very fat, But he's a good fellow, so we'll excuse him for that. stands for Peak, of opera glass fame 3 NVitl1out his glasses he finds hospital work tame.

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K Y E X Knock, and the world knocks with you 3 Boost, and you boost alone 3 This bad old earth is a foe to mirth, And has a hammer as large as your own Buy, and the gang will answer g Sponge, and they stand and sneer, The revellers bound to a joyful sound, But shrink from refusing beer. P+: ki, If v , , , NX its I ' 1' Y, Be rich, and men will seek you 3 Poor, and they turn and go. You're a mighty good fellow when you are mellow And your pockets are lined with Hdough. Be flush, and your friends are many 3 Go broke, and they lose you-ally You're a dead game sport at S4 a quart, But woe if you chance to fall. stew OFFICERS -as a 1 Praise, and the cheers are many 5 Beef, and the world goes by g Be smooth and slick and the gang will stick As close as a hungry Hy There is always a crowd to help you A copious draught to drain 3 When the jag is done you must bear alone The harrowing throbs of pain. All the offices of this organization are held by the members of the editorial staff. f 'ff mf' sms f 'f HAMMER WIELDERS il iii Christensen, Miss Huff, Scott, H, L., Hurlburt, Tizzard, Diniond, Miss Whallon, Woolgar, Musgrave, Bohn, Gearhart, Mrs. Davies, Bones, Rice, Cornish, Griflith, D.D. J. J., Outcalt, Crocker, Robinson, r Withrow. Hill, H6

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is the Question that is asked all the time, Whyfolks' names don't help out the maker of rhyme. stands for Rush, poor unfortunate chap Q A long spell of sickness gave him quite a rap. stands for Smith, a most uncommon name 3 That there's not more of them is really a shame. stands for Tinsley, a most shining light g He kills the ladies at very iirst sight. is the Unknown tbat's found in our ranks 3 He must be the one that plays all the pranks. ft , i if f I I V , 1' ,J I ' - px 1 e ' Wt 0 Q5' 118 is for Van Osdol, from the great Hoosier State He stuck with the class, I am glad to relate. stands for Watsoii, who Wrote our class historyg Where he found such big words is surely mystery. stands for Xero, a preiix meaning dry. Isn't it strange how birds can fly? stands for Yellow, the color of the coin That we hope to earn in a very short time. is for Zimphogois-thank heaven for that, And now our class alphabet is right down pat R. F. HALE. D E1