Ohio College of Dental Surgery - Alethian Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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'f .4-.4 1 - ' 11' .Q ,, .1 ' ' .4 .- -.A .5- a,:f..'..- W U Y .' 4-Ev TQ - . ' S 5- - . 'P .-jirvv - V Y 1: 'H ki-l4.El ls' A Continued Record of the Trials and Triumphs of the Students of the Ohio College of Dental Surgery. DEPARTMENT OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CINCINNATI. 1903 19+ V O L U M E I I l COHEN 8: Co. PRINTERS-ENGRAVI-:Rs CINCINNATI, o. cc 7 'D Life S Compass Four things a man must learn to do, If he would make his record true: To think without confusion clearlyg To love his fellow-men sincerelyg To act from honest motives purelyg To trust in God and Heaven securely. Herzry Van' llvk 5 Z!! ff x Q lj XXX WW X k1?,g .,1.V- - f -V , rv - '- j'g, , , 1 ., ,. , 'E . 1 '. ,gf R 'J ' v' - ' I ,-1 . ' 'd . ,.. . . ,, . . , Q I C I . , t I I I. .I ' W 1 .J X: X' A V 05 ., ,Q ju '. - , , I Y -El 1' 5. 5 1 l V ' Ik , ' 1 ', !',i. . . if 15, .. NH' , , L . . 4, ,- 1 5 v ' A 5- ' . ' a r' ' I-.If X 1 4 ,. NNW' 1 ' 1 T ,au I ,.,,,. .J ' , V ffl ' . . 1 - ', Y ' 1 , - , V n 1' -nd . 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If this book at any time in the future calls back to your minds any of the pleasant incidents of our college life, then we feel that we have earned your gratitude. Care, when it once is entered in the breast, will have the whole possession 'ere it rest As we have completed our task, although realizing how imperfectly done, yet we feel free from this care, and humbly submit our efforts, hoping that you may not criticize us too severely, but rather overlook our mistakes, as the work is entirely new to most of us. We desire to thank all those who assisted us in our work and in an especial manner Dr. Burger, Dr. Molyneaux and Dr. H. E. Davis for valuable assistance rendered. If you don't receive a roast, Do not boast, You don't deserve the brain Y And the pains It takes to write a verse, Bad or worse And you who get a roast, Do not boast, Y0u're not the sweetest gumilrop In the shop : We gave you a place To fill space. Tim EDITORS. 7 H H EDITOR M W Editor-in-Chief, A. J. HIBSCHMAN, G. B. LOWRY, G. L. HITLER, H. L. SCOTT, J. E. POTTS, J- .25 Literary Editors: JAMPLS E. E. MORRISON. J- .af- Business Editors: .al .al Managing Editors: .29 .25 Art Editors: s R. F. HALE C. V. POLLOCK. HAROLD HOLMES. W. F. KNEMOELLER H, M. CORMANY T. A. SMITH EDITGRS. Eggs im l 5 if' xx ff SW f,N .SW x ' X f 4P ff ,f ANR M ' W-752 if I NNW Q Nh TV Af? A xx Ill Yhx K 1 ggi H H W.. G. B. LOWRY. E. POTTS. G. L. HITLER. ll. 1, SCOTT. XY If KNl'IXllJlfI,I,lili. A. J. HIBSCHMANN. R. F HALE. H. M. CORMANY. HAROLD HOLMES. T. A. SMITH. C. V. 1'OI,I,OCIi. j, E li. AIURRISUN. l'I1oluhx'I3cIlrmi 9 . DR. JAMES TAYLOR, FOUNDER OF THE COLLEGE IO JONATHAN TAFT, n.n.S., M. IJ FORMER DEAN OF CULLIEGIQ. II T e hio College of Dental Surgery I 5- ii ' If A9111 '57 tn'--an 404-x' ,fi-4 ' KIT 'bfi -.Xa-as .. L 'll1.1-Lum -lf' ' ,Ti .. Y, ,,:1.:'?i ' - . 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I ll ...mi '1 1- 1 1 1 1 li .' -'T7 ' 1 . l '1 Y ,11 QI' 1' i N ,l 1 .l x1 'lY11lE'1'l ll I 111' 11:1 w i W l ni B E 0 :lv lhl lil ll. . 1 1 ' .1 11 A '1'1li ll1liW'11 i M1 11 l 1 - -if le? s..c l,1 llll Z l1Q1....l1 ' 'Y'E 1 .,.. 11..11111, e , ' -as F .-1 , l -il l I2 was established in Cincinnati in 1845, largely through the efforts of the late Dr. james Taylor, its first President. Founded at that time it became the pioneer of Dentistry in the West, and was the second College of Dentistry established in the world. Early in its history the College erected its own building on College street, which it occupied continuously for nearly half a century, sending out each year men who became pioneers and teachers of Dentistry in this and other countries. It has conferred the Degree of Dentistry upon nearly two thousand persons. In 1895 it was decided that the College had outgrown its old quarters, and the school was moved to its present building on Central avenue and Court street. In 1883 the College was afnliated with the University of Cincinnati, assuming, in addition to its old name, that of the Dental Department of the University of Cincinnati. The College is co-educational, having in 1865 conferred the degree upon the first woman graduate in Dentistry. The College is situated in the center of a densely peopled city, drawing from a population of more than half a million people for its clinical material. The clinics are made a feature of the College teach- ing, and the careful supervision which they have re- ceived for many years gives an infirmary practice not surpassed anywhere in the country. The building occupies a prominent corner, ninety by one hundred feet, in a city of the first class, to which a large student population is attracted each year by the reputation of its professional schools The Ohio Dental College shares in this good reputa- tion, and in the preparations and accommodations which are made for these students. COL LEGE CAL DAR wg., l Q O 3 SEPTEMBER 7, Xlfouday, Opening of the Fall Clinical Course. OCTOBER 6, Tuesday, Acadeinic year begins. Registration of Students. Open ing Lectures of tlie VVinter Session. NOVEMBER 26, Thursday, Thanksgiving Day, a holiday. DECEMBER 15, Tuesday, Mid-Term lixaininations begin. CHRISTMAS RECESS from December 19, 1903, to january 4, 1904. I 904- JANUARY 4, flionday, Lectures resume, 8:30 a. in. Second Half Year begins. APRIL 21, Thursday, Final Examinations begin. APRIL 28, Thursday, Examinations of Clinical XVork for Prires. APRIL 30, Salurday, Examination Returns announced to Senior class. MAY 4, Wednesdajf, Faculty Supper to Graduating Class MAY 5, Thursday, Alunini Association Meeting, IO a. ni. Taylor Hall. Coin nienceinent at 8 p nl. MAY 6, Friday, Opening of tlie Spring Clinical Course. SEPTEMBER 5, lllorzday, Opening of the Fall Clinical Course. T3 OHIO COLLEGE OF DENTAL SURGERY BOARD OF TRUSTEES: D. XV. CLANCEY, M.D., D.D.S., Vz'fe-Presz'zz'en!, , Cor. Seventh and john Streets. C. I. IQEELY, D.D.S , Serrefary, ---- Hamilton, Ohio. H. T. SMITH, D.D.S., Treasurer, - 1 16 Garfield Place. VV. STORRR HOW, D.D.S , Philadelphia, Pa. H. A, SMITH, A.M., D.D.S., - - 116 Garfield Place. J. CASSIDY, AM., M.D., D.D.S.. - - - Covington. Ky. J. I. TAYLOR, D D S., - Cor. Seventh and Elm Streets. TCHAS. WELCH, D.D S., - - - Wilmington, Ohio. ' Derefzxezf. I4 A M St Xavier s College Cincinnati, 1893, M. D , B. S., Miami University, Oxford, Ohio, ISOO, Washingtoii University Hospital Cnow the Col- The Facult . HENRY A. SMITH, A. M., D. D. S., DEAN. A M,, Miami University, Oxford, Ohio, D DS ,Ohio College of Dental Surgery, 1858, President Amer- ican Dental Association, 1882, President Nation- al Association of Dental Faculties, 1894, Demon- strator Operative and Prosthetic Dentistry, Ohio College of Dental Surgery, ISOOQ Professor of Operative Dentistry and Special Pathology, Ohio College of Dental Surgery, 1879. JAMES S CASSIDY A M M. D , D D. S. CYRUS MANSFIELD XVRIGHT, A. M., D. thonoraryj, Miami University, ISQZI D D, S. A. M. D. S.. lege of Physicians and Surgeonsj, Baltimore, 1871, D, D. S., Ohio College of Dental Surgery, 1869, EX-President Mississippi Valley Dental Association, Ex-President Kentucky State Den- tal Association, Ex-President Odontological So- ciety of Cincinnati, Chairman for five years of the Section of Materia Medica and Therapeutics, American Dental Association, Professor of Chem- istry, Ohio College of Dental Surgery, 1872, Professor of Chemistry and Materia Medica, Ohio College of Dental Surgery, 1878. Present Presi- dent Kentucky State Dental Association. Ohio College of Dental Surgery, 1867, one of the five founders of the American Dental Society of Europe, at the Rigi, Switzerland, 1873, honor- ary member of the New York Oclontological Society, 1876, Ex-President Ohio State Dental Society: EX President Mississippi Dental Society: Ex-President Cincinnati Dental Society: Profes- sor of Mechanical Dentistry and Metallurgy, Ohio College of Dental Surgery, 1870 to 1872: Professor of General Pathology and Pliysiology. Ohio College of Dental Surgery, 1884. The VVILLIAM KNIGHT, M. D., D. D. S. M D., Medical College of Ohio, 18763 D D. S., Ohio College of Dental Surgery, 18873 Demonstrator of Anatomy, Ohio College of Dental Surgery, 1884873 member American Medical Association 3 member Ohio State Medical Association, member of Cincinnati Academy of Medicine, Professor of Anatomy and Oral Surgery, Ohio College of Den- tal Surgery, 1887. HENRY TOMLINSON SMITH, D. D. S. C raduated Wooclxvard High School, Cincinnati, 1885 3 D. D. S., Ohio College of Dental Surgery, 1888, Demonstrator of Analytical Chemistry, I8QO'Q7Q Secretary of Faculty, 1890-1904, Professor of Clinical Operative Dentistry, 1895-1902 g member of National, State, and local Dental Societies. Faculty GRANT MOLYNEAUX, D. D. S D. D S., Ohio College of Dental Surgery. 1883: Dem- onstrator of Prosthetic Dentistry, Ohio College of Dental Surgery, under Professor F. Bell, 1883, Demonstrator of Anatomy, Ohio College of De11- tal Surgery, under Dr Knight, 18842 Secretary of Ohio State Board of Dental Examiners, 18923 Ex-President Cincinnati Odontological Society, Ex-President Ohio State Dental Society, Ex- President Mississippi Valley Dental Society 3 Pro- fessor of Prosthetic Dentistry, Ohio College of Dental Surgery, 1887. T. IRVING WAY, D. D. s. D. D. S., Ohio College of Dental Surgery, 1894, Dem- onstrator of Operative Dentistry, Ohio College of Dental Surgery, 1894-95, appointed Superinten- dent of Clinic, Ohio College of Dental Surgery, 1896, Professor of Dental Technics, Ohio Col- lege of Dental Surgery, 1899. FACULTY. V 1 Ann.. Eb 'w T, fm. C. M. WRIGHT, A. M., D. D. S. WM. KNIGHT, M. D., D. D. S. H. A. SMITH. A. H. T. SMITH, D. D. S.. Secretary. J. S. C.-XSSIDY. A. M., M D.,1J.D S M., D, D. S., Dean. GRANT BIOLYNI-IAl'X. IP 11.5. T. I. NVAY. D. D S., Superintendent. I7 Photo hy Bellsmith Qtr fm , TZ A V-Il l DEMoNsTRAToRS 5 It :sl eg, fp wg. M or THE Clinical and Laboratory Departments. T. 1. WAY, D. D. S., , M. A. BECKER, D. D. S., . . , . . - li SllP6l'111tt'1lCl61lt of Clinics and Instruction 1ll0PC1'i1l1V6 W Technics. P De1nonStrator of Prosthetic Dentistry. H. C. MATLACK, D. D. S., Consulting Oral Surgeon Cincinnati Hospital, Demon E. A. MEHAFFEY, D. D. S., l Denionstrator of Crown and Bridge W'ork and Operative 1 Dentistry. l FRANK BURGER, D. D. S., D6l1lO11StI'Z1tOl' of Orthodo11tia and InStr11ctor i11 Ex- A traction of Teeth. 1 I.N.MYERS,D.D.S, De111o11Strator of Operative Dentistry. D. D. CORNELL, D. D. S., l De1nonStrator of Prosthetic Dentistry and Instructor in Prosthetic TechnicS. 18 Strator of A11aton1y. DAVID STERN, B. S., D. D. S., Den1o11Strator of Analytical Chemistry. W. O. HULICK, D. D. S., Demonstrator of Porcelain Dental Art. A. G. ROSE, D. D. S., Curator of Museum and Librarian. MISS ALMA WARNICK, Secretary of the Operative Department MISS KATE ENOCH, 1 Secretary of the Prosthetic Department DEMONSTRATORS. ri Y f .l A , X QBX , W W ff ,N !,.lf W. X 'RX ,K xiii? L, .5 AQ 'X X I Q ,A ...L - NV, - , 'ga ff xx x oy 5 Ye WL, f ,,, If X , 93' f'f tu 'W ! I 3 X. Y 1 , ' , X '- 'x V ix i fXf' I . . . J y X W. 0. PIULICIC, D. D. S. E. A. MAHAFFEY, D. D. S. U. D CORNELL, D. D. S. rl. N. KIYER5. I7 I1 5 M. A. BECKER, D. D. S. FRANK BURGER, D. D. S. DAVID S'l'1+IRN,l!.S. 17. D. 5. lI,L'.1l.X'l'l,ACK, I1 11.5. I9 Photo lw ltcllsnnlh L. E. CUSTER, B. S., D. D. S., DAYTON, O. LELTL RRR OIN DEN PAL 1'1LhC.TRICITX . C. I. KEELY, D. D. S., O. L. CAMERON, M. D., H.XBIILTON, O. II W. NINTH ST. LECTURER ON ORTHODONTIA. INSTRUCTOR IN BACTERIOLOGY 20 0 0 0 0 O , ii 07 X . O 1 lv 151.1 g 4-Y ,ls 0-x ,us ' 0 .I Q N yo o . -' - .. '? I Z.. . 2-?:f ., f..f5:j ' ,-f , .g'f,.- . J .-- ,.-af f ,4'.':Z-5. 1 . 3 . ' U . a ffv a.. sf., -,u,, ,.1 f ig 'i l - .S '.r.,. ' . . - . 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Three-a-Zip-a-Zain I Lobster ! Stiff ! We are the class Pull 'em out, yank 'em out, VVho don't give a- ' Wliat's the diff ! Hobble I Gobble ! Rip ! Rip ! Roar ! Toothaclie I Tootliaeliu I Blood and tfort 0-C.-D.-S., 1904. O --C.-D.-S., 1 904, Qjfirors .' F. B. CONKLE, President. D. K. GOODMAN, Treasurer. J. F. CLARK, Vice-President. K. M. Homi, Sergeant-At-Arms. V. R. Shriiier, Secretary. H.XRllX' Wyrsox, Historian. G, B. LOWRY, Class Orator. 21 ERL ROLLAND BEATTY, KNOX, PA. CARL HERBERT BOVVLBY, HARRISON, OH10. Entered college 1901. A tender heart 5 a will inflexible. CHARLES AVERY BRADSHAVV, Entered college IQOI. Member Foot Ball Team 'O4. As we journey through life, Let us live bythe way. ROBERT COR NELISON BOGGS, PR0eT0Rv11.Lr:, OHIO. Entered college 1900. Re-entered college 1902. Mem- ber 'l 53 Fraternity. None but himself can be his parallel. 22 RED HOUSE, KY. Entered college IQOI. An affable and courteous gentleman EMERY URIAH CAHILL, 101-1N FRANCIS CLARK, MANSFIELD, OH IO RIC!-IVVOOD, UHIO. Entered college 1900. Re-entered college IQO3. And good luck go with thee . EDGAR CHRISTENSEN, ALBERT LEA, BIXNN. Entered college 1901. Member 4' .l ll Fraternity. Member Dusclieirotos Club. There is a gift beyond the reach of art, of being eloquently silent. Entered college 1 904. 1901. Vice-President His accomplishments are but demonstra- tions 0f his ability. STANLEY M. CLARK, MAYSVILLE, KY. Entered college IQOI. There is no kingliness above kindliness. 33 FRANKLIN BURTON CONKLE, T0LED0, OH10. Entered college 1901. Member 'I' S2 Fraternity Member Band IQO4. Member Base Ball Team 1904 CLAUDE ROY CRAWFORD, MT. ORAB, OHIO. Entered college 1901. Member 'V S! Fraternity. Member Band 1904. Mem- ber Base Ball Team 1904. The cautious seldom err.', WALTER BYRON DIMOND, LOUISA, KY. Member Foot Ball Team 1904. Member Glee Club President Class 1904. Great of heart, magnanimous, courtly, courageous. FRANK TYLOR CRAVEN, H1XlNIIL'FON, OHIO. Entered college 1903. For I ani nothing if not critical Entered college 1901. Member Glee Club, A man of mark. 24 ARTHUR STEWART DEVORE, GUSTAV ECKSTEIN, CINCINNATI, OHIO. Entered college I 901. On his bold Visage, middle age Had slightly press'd its slnet sagef' CHARLES BURTON EMERY. RIDGEVILLE CORNER, OHIO. Entered college 1901. Member 'l' S3 Fraternity. Member Baud. Member Track Team. A lll3ll'S value is that which he sets upon himself. 35 INDEPENDENCE, KANSAS. Entered college IQOI. Member 'V S2 Frateruitv. Vice- President Baud 190 . Menl D A H 4 ner uscheirotos Club. As merry as the day is long JOHN 121.1 DYSART, V C.xDIz, OH10. Entered college 1901. XVl10 goes slowly, goes safely, and ggeg fm HARRY JESSE EMERY BEDFORD, IND. Entered college IQO3. Member 'I' S! Fraternity. CLYDE MARSHALL GEARHART, GREENVILLE, OHIO. Entered COllCgCLIQO2. Member 3 'I' 'P Fraternity. There is nothing more precious than time for it is the price of eternity. Few words say much tO him who hearkens FRANK LEROY FALKNOR, COVINGTON, OHIO. Entered college 1901. Member W .4 .l Fraternity. Member Duscheirotos Club His fame was great in all the land. well. ARTHUR ONG GLASS, BEVERLY, OHIO. Entered college IQOZ. The finest things on earth are life's illusions. 26 DAVID KELLY GOODMAN, KINGSTON, OHIO. VERNON MILFORD GREGG, EATON, OHIO. Entered college I9oI. Good taste comes rather from judgment than from intellect. DANIEL DAVID GRIFFITH, LEMNER, ILL. Entered college IQOI. In everything we must consider the end. 27 Entered college 1901. Treasurer Senior Class. Only the good man is really lovable JOHN WALTON GORDON, ' GOSHEN, OHIO. Entered college IQOI. Member fb .4 .l Fraternity. Member Foot Ball Team. Living is not breathing, but acting. -1 JOSEPH ALEXANDER ORIMES, HARRY LEON HALE, WEST LIBERTY, OHIO. Entered college 1901. Member fl' .4 .Y Fraternity. Things are only worth what we make them worth. M ILLERSBURG, Kr, RUSSELL EIILLER HALE, WILMINGTON, OHIO. Entered college 1901. Member fl' .4 Il' Fraternity. Member Duscheirotos Club. Literary Editor of Aleth- ian 1903. Editor-in-chief 1904. Manager Base Ball Team 1902-'03-'o4. President Band 1904. He was not merely a chip off the olfl block, but the block itself. 28 Entered college 1901. Member W .4 .l' Fr Fearless minds climb soonest unto crowns aternity. EDWARD EVERETT HADLEY, LETTS, IOWA. Entered college IQ02, Member 'Viz Fraternity. Patience and gentleness is power. AUGUST JOHN HIBSCHMANN, SPRINGFIELD, OHIO. Entered college Igor. Member fl' A .X Fraternity. Literary Editor Alethian 1902-'03 and .IQO3-,O4. Member of Duschierotos Club. ' ' He never dared to write as funny as he could OLIVER CHARLES HILL. FAIRMOUNT, W. VA. Entered college IQOI. I came, saw and overcame. CARL MELVIN HARVEY, WATERTOWN, OHIO. Entered college IQO3. Member fl' .4 N Fraternity. He was as cautious as he was silent. WILLIE DUDLEY HERR, BLOOIIINGTON, IND. Entered college IQOI. In drolluess and wit he was supreme 29 KENVVORTHY MANSFIELD HOGE, HAROLD HOLMES, SMITHFIELD, PA. Entered college IQOI. Member V' S! Fraternity. Member Foot Ball Team. Literary Editor ofA1etl1ian I903404. Noble in every thought and deed. CHESTER PERRY HOLT, DANVILLE, MICH. ' Entered college 1901. Member 'I' S! Fraternity. Let ignorance talk as it will, learning has its value. 30 MT. PLEASANT, GHIO. Entered Colle e I 01. Member 'I' 53 Fraternit '. Ser- g 9 3 geant-at-Arms 1904. He was hospitable and friendly to every one ' HUGH H. HOLBROOK, VAN XNERT, OHIO. Entered college 1901. Member Duscli eirotos Club. Youth is too brief to be sorrowful hearted. JOSEPH H. HOWARD, JACKSON, Mo. Entered college 1901 . LLOYD S. HUHN, SMITHFIELD, PA. Entered college 1901. Member 'lf' S2 Fraternity. Member Foot Ball Team. Books cannot always please, however good, Minds are not ever craving for their food. FRANK A. HUMPHREY, COALVILLE, OHIO. Entered college 1902. An honest man's word is as good as his bond. 31 All his faults were such that one likes him still the more for them. SARAH LUCY HUFF, MT. OLIVET, Kv. Entered college 1901. President U.S. C If the heart of man is depressed with cares, The mist is dispelled when woman appears. 'O' Q-, A 'Jn Y ' ..'v ..-Xi 1 VON WEBER HUNT, ST. PARIS, O. Entered college 1901. Member 'I' .4 .Y Fraternity. Member Duscheirotos Club. lf he be not fellow with the best king, Thou shalt find him the best king of good fellows. OSCAR EDWARD IMIG, SHEBOYGAN, WIS. Entered college 1901. Member 'I' S2 Fraternity. Secretary Junior Class IQO2-'O3. He had talents equal to his business and aspired no higher. I. GALLATIN KEARBY, XVILLS POINT, TEXAS. Entered college 1901. Member Dou- scheirotos Club. 'KA more agreeable companion is hard to be found. 'WILLIAM F. KNEMOELLER, PH. G. CINCINNATI, O. Entered college 1902. Member of V S! Fraternity. Managing Editor Alethian 1904. He ossessed a eeuliar talent of roducin effect in whatever P P P 8' he said or did 32 DANIEL J. LLOYD, PORTSMOIITII, OIIIO. GEORGE FREDRICK MCCOMBS. CONNELLSVILLE, INDIANA. E11tered college IQOI. Member 'll' S! Fraternity. So much one man can do, that does both act and know. GEORGE BRISON LOWRY, FLORIDA, OHIO. Entered college 1901. Member 'V S3 Fraternity. Literary Editor Alethian 1904- Class Orator I9o4. President of Class 1902-1903. None knew thee but to love thee, None named thee but to praise Entered college IQO3. Member 4' I4 .Y Fraternity. Whose skill was almost as great as his honesty. HENRY EDWIN MOTCH, CARLISLE, KIQNTUCKY Entered college IQO I . Fair words gladden so many a heart 33 JAMES HENRY MOYER, WIXUSEON, OI-II0. Entered college 1901. Member Duscheirotos Club. Member Base Ball Team. . Knowledge is power. VVILLIAM F. OUTCALT, VVILMINGTON, QHIO. Entered college 1901. Member Base Ball Team ,O2, '03, '04. V CHESTER ARTHUR PEAKE. ROCHESTER, N. Y. Entered college 1901. Member 7 53 Fraternity. His mind, his kingdom, and his will, his law ORION B. PFOUTS. EAST LIVERPOOL. GHIO. Member Band '04, Member Glee Club 'o4. Member Duscheirotos Club. Gifts count for nothing, will alone is great. The noblest mind the best contentment has. P- KENDRICK PHILLIPS, GEORGETOWN, OHIO, CHARLES 'VERDE POLLOCK, CLARION, PENNsx'1.vAN1,x. Entered college IQOI. Art Editor of Alethian 1902-703. Literary Editor 1903-,O4. Treasurer of Junior Class IQO2-,O3. Friendship helps us to love and think. HIRAM L. SCOTT, YVELLSTON. OHIO. Entered college 1901. Member 'l'S2 Fraternitv. We know not what lies in us, till we seek. COURTLAND L. POLLITT, B1.Oo311NG'roN, I1,L1No1s. Entered college 1901. For youth and hope and health, all keep me glad. Entered college 1901. Member 'l'S2 Fraternity. Busi- ness Editor of Aletliian IOO3-,O.1,. Member Duscliei- rotos Club. Each well borne soul must win what it deserves 35 JESSE MAURICE SCOTT, VERNA R. SHRINER, CINCINNATI, OHIO. Entered college IQOI. Member of 'l S2 Fraternity. Secretary of Class IQO3-,O4. He would do what he could do WARREN A. SHURTZ, BRADFORD, OHIO. Entered college IQOI. ' 'Words are such idle things. EMERSON, OHIO. Entered college IQOI. Member of 'I' L! Fraternity. There is no virtue so truly great and godlike as justice JOSEPH PARK SHAI, CANTON, OHIO. Entered college 1901. I am content to stay until the end for life is full of promise. 36 EDDIE BAY SMITH , PRoCToRv1LLE, Ol'IIf,J. CHARLEY EDGAR SROFE, LYNCHBURG, 01110. Entered college IQOI. Fear not the future, weep not for the pastf, RANDALL H. TINSLEY, BAR1so1'Rv1LLE, KY. Entered college IQOI. Member of 4114 .l Fraternity. Member of Base Ball Team '02, '03, Captain 'om Member Foot Ball Team 'o4. Entered college 1901. Member 'l' 5: Fraternity. Cheerfulness is an offshoot f l o goof ness and wisdom. S. ROBERT SNODGRASS, NI. A. CRESWELI., OHIf,J. Entered college 1901. Member of 'lf .I l Fraternity. Member Foot Ball Team 1904. Life is a quarry from which we cut, varve and chisel a character. 9l 'x, ., :LJfN.,:.p . X11 X iyfixw X1 Nothing is impossible to him who wills. 37 ROBERT C. VAN OSDOL, DILLSBORO, IND. Entered college IQOI. Member of fl' .4 .Y Fraternity. ber Ducheirotos GEORGE OMAR WALTON, ERLANGER, KY. Entered college IQOI. Member of fl' .4 it' Fraternity. Aspiration is inspiring, accomplishment ennoblingf' SIMEON GRANT VVALTON, CINCINNATI, OHIO. Entered college IQOI. Member of 'I' S! Fraternity. President of Class ,O2. President of Glee Club Life's difnculties melt before his sunny disposition. 38 Member of Base Ball Club. Member of Band. Mem- Club. A jolly good fellow who can relish a joke. ERNEST SOLOMON WALKER, SCRANTON, PA. Entered college IQOI. Member of 'l L! Fraternity, Member of Glee Club. His face is a letter of recommendation and his heart a letter of credit. HARRY WATSON, EAs'r ROCIeI1+2sTIiR, OIIIO. Entered college IQOZ. Class Historian. 'S X . HERBERT S. WHITNEY, FAY, OHIO. Entered college I9oO. Re-entered 1902. A gentleman in every meaning of the word. CLINTON H, WOOLGAR, M. D. WAI.DRON, MICHIGAN. Entered college IQO3. The greatest men are the simplest. 39 His mind to ambitious heights ever flew. CATHERINE HOWRY WHALLON, CINCINNATI, OIIIO. Entered college IQOI. Meinber of l'. S G. Fraternity. A sweet disposition is a wholesome confec tion. Class of 1904. NCE more the historian is called upon to record the history of a class, which, after three years of trials and tribulations, has at last reached the goal which only the ambitious can attain. On the human imagination, events produce the effects of time. If you will look back o'er the annals of tradition, you will find that history is replete with achievements of the past, and it is with feelings of pleasure that I write one more chapter in the unfinished book. In pursuing the task assigned me, I shall endeavor to trace the evolutionary steps which marks the progress of the class, from its incipiency to that culminating plane of distinction which we term seniority, The journey has been a long and monotonous one, and as the end has at last been reached, we can stand at the threshold of our professional career, and repeat the words of the immortal Caeser CVeni, Vidi, Vicij I came, I saw, I conquered. If it is not a deviation from historical accuracy, it was in October, IQOI, on one of those beautiful days characteristic of the season, that this band of conquering heroes left the parental roof, and wended their way to Cincinnati to be instructed by the members of the illus- trious faculty, whose portraits adorn the walls of this time honored school. It is eminently Htting and proper that our history, which will undoubtedly be read by posterity, should be so recorded, that when they study the facts which actuated us in aspiring to that lofty pin- nacle in the constellation of celebrities, they will be so impressed by our untiring zeal, that they will inculcate in the minds of the youth of their day, the noble precepts of this grateful class I would very imperfectly execute the task assigned me, were I not to soar in an atmosphere of eulogy in emulating the deeds of this class, and in so doing, it will be necessary to go back to the palmy days of our beginning. In tracing the process of evolution by which Freshmen illiteracy has been transformed into senior enlightenment, the historian must deal with facts as he finds them. The story abounds in figures of speech which range from the sublime to the ridiculous, and I trust there are none so censorious as to heap undue criticism upon the writer. Our inception as a class dates back to October 6, 1901, and since then it has been one continuous story of achievements, brought to fruitage within the walls of the O. C. D. S. It was on the morning of the above date, that this aggregation of intellectual giants assembled in Taylor Hall, to be perfected into a class organization. College spirit had not yet manifested itself, and the stillness of the hour was occasionally broken by the respiratory or- gans abnormally performing their function. While we were enjoying this serenity of mind, the studying of faces revealed the fact, that mechanical genius was not the only mark of intelligence we possessed, for it was quite perceptible that some possessed brains remarkable for their profundity of reasoning. It is no exaggeration in saying their intellectual accomplishments shone with such brilliancy, that even the Professors looked upon them with fear and trembling lest they might ask some question unknown to the profession. We were not all destined to illuminate our pathway with such intellectual splendor, for the majority were only mediocre. There were a few who seemed to undergoa state of mental degeneracy, but it would be an injustice and a gross fabrication to say they bore any resemblance to that lower type of animals, about which so much has been written in explaining Darwin's theory. The stillness of the hour was finally broken by the arrival of the Dean, who immediately began giving us a little hot air relative to the brilliant future for the dentist. At the conclusion of his remarks, a class meet- ing was called for the election of ofhcers, etc. The rec- ollections of that day' when Taylor Hall echoed with the eloquence of some of our distinguished orators in pre- senting candidates for the high ofhce of President, is still fresh in our memories, and we naturally wonder that some have not aspired to a seat in Congress. Even the unscrupulous wire manipulators, after exhausting all the schemes known to the ward politician, were doomed to defeat and when the votes were counted, there was called to the executive chair, a young man of sterling charac- ter 5 and one whose executive ability and diplomatic powers shed lustre on the honor of the class. After be- coming reconciled to our environment, we commenced a campaign which was signalized throughout the year by such indefatigable energy, that before the year had closed, it was demonstrated beyond the shadow of a doubt, that we were without a parallel. Preponderance of intellect was our distinguishing characteristic. Even the cultured and refined seniors with all the airs of dignity due them, paid us the tribute by saying we had within us the elements of power. Without doing an injustice to the class, there were a few who failed to observe the transformation which the process of evolution was doing, and continued to move along that low, intellectual plane, which inharmon- ized them from the majority. Occasionally a few would come to the lecture, feel- ing a little depressed after a nights indulgence in hilarity, and being unable to assimilate the lecture, they would fall into a state of somnolency from which they would be aroused, when the Professor would relate a practical joke. The question of students perogatives were deeply imbedded in the brains of some, and occasionally an al- tercation with the high chief would ensue, which gener- ally terminated by both persons making a few concessions. It had long been the custom for students to come to lecture at a later hour, thereby causing considerable con- fusion. The remark was once made by one of the Pro- fessors, that any one coming to lecture thirty minutes late, would be regarded as a minus quantity. Prompt- ness was afterward practiced, except when a quiz was announced, then the classes were usually quite small due to sickness, etc. The first months work was not produc- tive of very good results, for studious habits were hard to conform to. Dental nomenclature was not all we learned, for a little training in athletics was pursued in order to gracefully side step the juniors when they would make a daring charge. Cnr experience in the dissecting room was one in which much interest was manifested. As we gazed upon the ghostly forms which were subjects for the knife, we were a little reluctant in making the first incision, but after a little practice had been acquired, we wielded the knife with such ease, that even Dr. Matlock inarvelled at our skill. Some very brilliant thoughts were con- ceived relative to human anatomy. We have followed the train of events until we have reached the end of our first year's work, and as a fitting close, we will conclude this year's campaign by recalling our experience during the final examinations. The halls were a scene of confusion for everybody manifested a disposition to be sociable, especially after racking our brains over some perplexing question which we failed to note in our Pony The above facts terminate the first year's campaign, and knowing that we were on the threshold of another year, we paused before entering the junior portals, to study the physiognomies of those embryo dentists who are destined to follow us. After close observations had been made, it was the concensus of opinion that their idiosyncracies were a deviation from the ordinary. Our junior year opened amid scenes of wild enthus- iasm. VVe were all jubilant over the fact, that this class whose history abounds in achievements reached in the prosthetic lab, has at last been entitled to recognition in the infirmary. The usual cotirse of procedure was pursued in the election of oflicers, etc., as in the preceding year, and after equipping ourselves with the necessary instruments, everybody got busy and the year was signalized by un- tiring devotion to books Everything was progressing very nicely until one day the clouds of war began to gather on the horizon, and to the casual abserver, it was quite clear that the Freshmen were preparing to do battle. Our diplomats exhausted all the diplomacy known to man in trying to effect a reconciliation, but it was of no avail. We withdrew our representatives, donned our armorial togas, and ignoring our obligations to the faculty, we assembled in the lobby to begin hostil- ities. The command was given and in a short time, both sides were fighting hard for supremacy. Our opponents saw we were invincible, and had it not been for the timely intervention of him, whose presence is the signal of peace and order, Taylor Hall would have presented a scene most horrid. The class also enjoys the distinction of having a few pugilists It is not netessary to enumerate their victor- ies, for their success has been so phenomenal, that all the memories of the foxy Fitz, the clever Corbett and the invincible Jeffries vanish like a dream. The class as a whole were awakened to a realization of the fact that as we ascended in the scale of evolution from the depths of obscurity to the heights of senior renown, we would be obliged to conform to such rules of professional ethics as would be approved by the facultygso we assumed an air of dignity that was so becoming a junior, that even the seniors tried to imitate us. Some conceived the idea that in order to have a good rtin of patients, they must present a pleasing per- sonality, so they familiarized themselves with the best parlor etiquette, kept posted on the latest styles, and the result was they became so popular with the fair sex, that their record in the clinic was phenomenal. Please do not infer that these were the only stars who distinguished themselves, for it was a junior who conceived the idea of giving a students dance. The gentleman is deserving of the highest commendation for originating this idea, for this event alone has caused all the preceding classes that have marched from the corri- dors of this seat of learning to sink into oblivion. It was also a junior that conceived the idea that studying anatomy from a practical standpoint was preferable to memorizing those anatomical terms found in Gray. He was frequently seen at the People's Theatre. I think it was a Freshman who attempted to converse with a dummy in front of a cigar store on Central Avenue one night, he was requested by a policeman to move on, for he hurt the proprietor's business. It is not an erroneous prediction in saying that the class which is following us will win distinction almost commensurate to us, for they have availed themselves of every opportunity to absorb the bright gems of thought which have fallen from the lips of the erudite seniors. The above facts have led us to the close of our sec- ond year, and as the curtain has fallen for the second time all those pleasant experiences which we enjoyed have been relegated to the past, not that we desire to forget them, but rather to allow our minds to think of the future that confronts us. In writing the history of our senior year, I shall not attempt to record the minor incidents of our college experience, for enough has al- ready been said to convince the wayfaring man, though a fool, that we are the greatest class that ever received a sheep skin in the history of the college We realize that the three years which have passed, have placed us in a position where we are supposed to think and act as men, therefore the closing chapter of our history will deal principally with the future. Dear friends, for three long years we have trodden the path which leads to fame, and as the end has been reached, it is but natural for us to look upon the scenes forever past, for facts to perpetuate our greatness. We need no poet to sing our praises, for our works and deeds are stamped so indelibly on the tablets of fame, that all the classes that continue to follow us will be in- spired by reading our history. But what of the future? It is as a closed book to us, the mysteries of which will be solved as time expires. It is true, there are none of us whose keen foresight can pierce the dark veil that shrouds it in mystery, but as time rolls on, we hope the difficulties will be overcome, and the object of our labors crowned with success. Is it possible that some, who, reasoning under a fit of delusion have become so extremely pessimistic as to predict our declivity: can the promulgator of such fal- lacious ideas conscientiously stand before the class and say that failure is the sad fate that awaits us? Ah! my dear friends, let not your equanimity of mind be dis- turbed by such illogical reasoning. You may traverse the pages of history from the beginning of this institution of learning, to the present, and observe with the eye of the critic, all the celebrities whose names are found in the college catalogue, and I dare say you will not find a parallel to this class. Can you conceive of a growth more phenomenal than ours? But three years ago we were an aggregation of numb- skulls, figuratively speaking, to-day the sun of enlight- enment shines with brilliancy on the senior class. I would suggest that the Freshmen search the pages of the Alethian for facts pertaining to this class, and if he will read with the unprejudiced mind of the philosopher, his time will certainly have been well spent- Classmates, I presume you all realize that we are drawing to a close the most eventful period of our lives. and as we march from the corridors of the O. C. D. S to launch our barks upon life's stormy sea, let us steer our course well, for if we reach yonder shore where success awaits us, we can proclaim unto all the world-A victory. Dr. Way will weep when we are gone, This class he loved so wellg Though we may never meet him on earth again. We hope to in heaven -N0l hell. i ll, ll ul.n'u, - - v 1 1 1 . 4-fp - . . 1' v ' - 'J' ' ' . . N r ,. u . , ,. ,ht , 1 - K .a W..- 5 . I Q f gl ' . Nu' '- f. ' X 1 ' ,I,.5g','I'-.'.:tg?i,37.- '- Ajrjtf' n ll ',f::,.' ' ' . ' . '. R , . 63 -'Jia-. , 1. . '.'. ' 2- XV. '- 11 .. . , . . . an 'x'1' , N .,,x.,' 1,1 i ' ' .s , 3 ,' g 1' . l 3,15 . . ,.- 3 xx .-. y l 'I -' 5 Q' -L n ' ' 8' nw .'n .Ju .' 1 ', 7 'r 1'g'. ' ,.'n' 'f . . f V I 1 .x , . . I . , .- . '- - 5. ' l 1 1 ' . 1 l ,., -..,-up . -lx. in K ' .,-S rx . -if -n . ' .':-,--r. -2 : .1 . . 'L ' , .- r.- . --: . .. - ' -. ' 'Pl L, Colors: Red and White. Ffowerx Red Carnation. Our flfolfop No one's success is greater than his effort Yell.- Caloinell Arsenic! Blood and Pus! XVhat the 1 is the matter with us! We are in it and strictly alive! O.-C.-D.-S., IQO5. Ojifers: P. H. WUILLIAMS, President. J. F. BROWNE, Sergeants at-Arms. W. G. BEST, Vice-President. M. G.:KLINE, FLQRA U, HAAG, Secretary. G. W. DANCER, Athletic Representative. O. D. DONALDSON, Treasurer. C. D. M. WRIGHT, Historian. 44 JUNIOR CLASS 45 unior Histor IQ 5. the landscape had donned itself in the richest hues that nature could afford, some seventy- X j I f five or eighty students assembled in Cincin- ' i i nati for the purpose of achieving that degree, 405 205 mf HHN the summer flowers had faded away and ij, l- as well as honor, which is layed down as the connecting link in the course of the Ohio College of Dental Surgery. For some reason well known, it was necessary for each one to first pay his respects 'in family devotion to the Mystic Shrine on the beautiful avenues of Garfield Place, and while there contribute freely to the mite box some of the spare nickels and dimes which had been so carefully hoarded up during the long summer months. So it was with this living mass of bright ideas and shining intellects on the sixth of October the connect- ing link was welded. After the successful ones had been chosen to manipu- late the machinery for the organization through the coming session, there was a universal swelling up, a testing of waist bands and buttons, for each one now fully realized he was no longer a common Freshyf' but a full-fledged blooming Juniorf' At first our little band was entirely free from any agitation or excitement-a perfect ray of sunshine-but suddenly there was a dark and threatening cloud ap- peared which told us that danger was hovering near. It seems as though a Mr, B., a typical specimen of the Ethiopian jungle, where the leopard got his spots and the monkey his tail, endeavored to enrich his fertile imagination with the teachings as prescribed for the Junior Class of the O C- D. S. But, oh, no I This, however, was not the case. Them was somefhiizg a'oz'ng. After a few spontaneous explosions of hot air and a little of the soothing essence of some H2 S O4 Mr. B vanished into complete oblivion, leaving his whereabouts unknown. Things once more resumed their natural state of equilibrium and a greater interest seemed manifested by the class. The mid-term exams were regarded as though they were the deliciousflavors of a pipe dream. No one seemed hard pressed for material in demand on that occasion. ' 'Tis well said that mid-night oil and the untiring efforts of the ambitious student explained only too well why the Faculty was amazed at the exactness with which the tests had been treated. After enjoying a few weeks of the festivities which characterize the Xmas holidays, each one returned know- ing that he had been well fed on mother's fat doughnuts and her sweet juicy pies. The opening of the session in January brought several new members into our organization. Each one now fully realized that a full solder was staring him in the face, so with tact and discretion he picked up his little hammer and commenced that task of endless toil. 'Twas marvelous, indeed, to behold the -art and science tl1at was displayed in the mechanism of those little trophies. There was one blooming Junior, however, who thought his lungs contained enough hot air to meet the demand. But, alas! when he blew off his investment he found to his sorrow he had checked his teeth. Wheri at last the little case was tenderly laid in its last resting place and each junior had safely secreted his receipt within the folds of his inside vest pocket, there was a revelation of the Saints-a celebration of the celebrations-which no pen could attempt to describe. In our Comic Opera, given in the latter part of jan- uary, one of our wee little comedians, while en- deavoring to remodel his dressing room for his own con- venience, was invited by the manager to the reception hall to receive a few lessons in the art of making up tlossesj. This movement did not seem to harmonize with the feelings of the remainder of the company. Tears of sympathy were seen trickling down the furrowed cheeks of the elderly ones. But finally, when the surrounding atmosphere had been completely saturated with Ucalomel, arsenic, blood and pus, our little hero was escorted back to our midst, where he remained the leading man for the remainder of the season. Where there is a will, there is a way, But as the Way was not in the way, Therefore, Dr. Way had nothing to say. The most charming event of the session was the annual reception given by the Juniors in honor of the departing Seniors. At the appointed hour the I. O. O. F. was the scene of extreme mirth and happiness, where the white blended in truest friendship with the rich hues of the red carna- tion. When the enchanting music arose in its voluptuous swell, soft eyes looked love to eyes, while hearts beat in perfect unison to the harmonious strains. It was cer- tainly a glimpse into paradise itself to behold such a bevy of beauties, such a happiness, such a bliss. Also permit me to say that the committee certainly deserve great praise and credit for their efforts in making this event such a grand success. The final exams melted away like chocolate creams in the mouth of a prima donna. In fact, our anticipa- tion and eagerness for them had been so great that long before the time for the event to take place, many were seen taxing their physical strength to the utmost in the art of breaking ponies. 'When Dr. T. I. arrived on the scene, just prior to the exams, his presence seemed to create a general stampede among the colts, but when each little animal had been lassoed with an engine cable and the Dam Bridles properly adjusted, every veteran was seen to fall into the grand march with solemn tread to the tune of When Johnnie Comes Marching Home. In conclusion, just a few words. I will add before bringing this brief history to a close: XYe realize that the year's work has been completed, onr lines fully mastered, our tasks well done. Few have endeavored to battle with some of the deeper mysteries surrounding the dental profession, accomplishing many things, while others who lingered by the way side accomplished few. May the Senior year be blessed with the loyal friend- ship that made our junior life such a happy one: may our course be as smooth. And now that we are about to depart to our far- distant homes, I anticipate for you all a most pleasant and jrrosjrerozzs vacation. Cims. IJ. M. WRns11'1'. Allen, C. A., 'l E2, Bible, A. E., 'l S!, Bussey, F. J., 'VS' Burns, E. NV., . Buchanon, E. O., Burdette, VV. W., Blake, A. S., 4' .4 -Y, Bones, I. R., - Browne, I. F., . Best, VV. G., W .4 .l' Brown, F. R., 'l S3, Cavagna, C. A., 4' . I 41 Carey, D. E., 4' .4 .l', Carey, H. M., 4' .4 Conner, H. H., 4' .4 X, X, Crocker, G. K., 4' .4 .Y Davies, Mrs. C. B., Davis, A. A., '1 52, Dancer, G. W., 4 53, Donaldson, O. D., '1' S! Espey, H. S., 'l'5f, Eshman, P. P., 4' .4 Fenner, C. P., . Foster, V. W'., . Graham, H. C., . Garst, H. R., . .x', - 0 ' v . Colorado . Indiana . Ohio . . Ohio . . Ohio VVest Virginia . . Ohio . . Texas . . Ohio Massachusetts . Michigan Ohio Ohio Ohio Ohio . Indiana Ohio Ohio Indiana . Ohio . Indiana Ohio . Ohio . Montana . Ohio . Ohio unior Class Roll Garst, I. R., . Ohio Grifliths, J. I., . . . . Illinois Haag, Mrs F. N , . . . Ohio Hamilton, S. F , . . Kentucky Hudson, J. E., . Tennessee Huffman, H. C.. - Ohio Harshbarger, H. G. . Ohio Hurlburt, J. M., . Ohio Hitler, G. L.. 4' .4 -li . Ohio Henes, C. E. D., . Ohio Huff, L. I. ,..... Michigan Harper, O. O., 4' .4 X, . . Kentucky Huddleston, L. P, . . . Kentucky Jenner, C. P. ,.... Indiana Kline, M. G., W .4 N, . Ohio Knoll, F. G., 4' .4 -Y, . . Kentucky Littleton, G. C.. .... Ohio Linciconle, A. . VVest Virginia McAdoo, H. L., . . . Ohio Musgrave, C. A., . . . Ohio Miller, H. ,..... . Ohio Morrell, O. M., 452, . . . Ohio Mount, W., 'l S2,. . West Virginia Morrison, J. E. E., 'l 53, . . Ohio Osborne, H. C., . . West Virginia 48 Potts, I. E., W .4 X, . . . Ohio Ralston, R. C., . . . Kentucky Rogers, R. S., 4' .4 .l', . . . Ohio Rogers, W. F., . . Ohio Rice, H. C., 4' .4 l, . Illinois Rockwell, W. H. ,.... Ohio Robinson, W. E., 'l S!, Indiana Shakely, S. F., 'l S!, . Pennsylvania Sites, J. A., 'l S!, .... Ohio Smith, VV. G., 'P .4 .l', . Ohio Stamper, R. C., . . . Kentucky Tizzard, E. B., W .4 .l', . Ohio Towers, O. J., W .4 -Y, . . . Ohio Thompson, E. V. M., 4 S2 . Ohio Taylor, V. S. ,... . Ohio Voorhees, L. V., 4 S2, . . Ohio Wallace, VV. C., W .4 -Y, . Ohio Williams, P. H., 'l S3, . Kentucky Williams, I. M , 'l S2, . Kentucky Wright, C. D. M., 'l 53, . Ohio Withrow, G. A., 4' .4 X, . Indiana West, W. E., ..... Canada Wilson, H. B., . New York Watts, W., . . West Virginia Yaple, C. V., . . . Ohio OPERATING ROOM 49 A .I . - W . ,'- , A l7,.l,,d-iq 11 - A-'fr 1 'A 5--iw 'if- '5 ,- i i 5 - ri ' ' A ii'i f ' 395' 17f:'T 2- ?1.- . 5 4 -::' f- 1 .1 ,- :-.5 -. -.g...- S' Zyl' . ,Q . . -.. . 35 . ... fls -gs . 4. 'fl r :KT Ml' '. h . :I H15 5.-.V-. . 'rm - Lx 11 ' 1-2 122515. fir .. 'i1F:f23 1' . ' f'- ,.'3. -.,,..- -v R 25, ,' . 'f F 'EQ-gf-: ,-,'22j'N ' ' -' 251 .ji ' 1-H-. . M - --.t -1 fl , 1... N ri,-:I A 'j . 1 ' :'Q' jr . .I-39' 1 s y hi,-..L1I,LI3j'L x' ,.:LL.f' ...- . . -S,-T-I. 44 3, - ,.: ., ',,..., Q,, 'il., ..5,, :': rgg ug f g' IL.. . qlsl . 13.1 '11-, - . I . .L, . g l L Class Flower: XVhite Carnation. Class Colors : Purple and gold. Class Jlollo: Sursum cum, vestris tecuis Yell: Boom-a-lack-a, boom-a-lack-21, Bow, wow, wow. Chick-a-lack-a, Chick-a-lack-21, Chow, chow, chow. Boom-a-lack-a, chick-a-lack-a, W'ho are hot stuff, we, we, we. Ri-si-ki-yi, hot or cold, Wet or dry, naughty seven Hies high, Get there e-li-i-i-i-i. Ojicers: E. F. BOHN, President. C. G. CORNISH, Vice-President. A. C. WHITACRE, Treasurer. ESTHER E. 0'NEAL, Secretary. H. MANNON, Sergeant-at-Arms. 50 f FRESHIVIAN CLASS 5 I Freshman History of the Class of IQO7. a sunny morning in October, IQO3, just after Dr. Way's interesting lecture in the Operative Technics Hall, a little band of students organ- ized themselves as the Freshman Class you have all heard so much about. Able officers were elected and committees arranged to take charge of the business of the class. i n 2' K N Now, before going any further, for the benefit of those who were not otherwise informed, the Freshies this year are obliged, much to their joy and happiness, to attend four winter sessions before receiving the degree. This, we presume, has discouraged a great many aspir- ing young men who seek laurels in the dental profession and consequently the Freshman Class this year can boast of but thirty-three members all told. 3 Still, it seems that these, undaunted by the seemingly impassable gulf of time ahead, are contented with their lot, and all feel perfectly confident they have sufficient courage to attend college four years, provided they don't get giddy CU at the thought that the end is far, far away. Without meaning to prevaricate or insinuate about anything this miniature class is justly Worthy of, it was manifest throughout the extent of the college year that each member was highly honored and respected by the junior and Senior Classmen, more especially by the juniors, who, upon attempting to obliterate their rivals one morning in Taylor Hall, were intercepted by the Faculty, thereby saving themselves a trip to the City Hospital. Of course, as we all know, the Freshman spends most of his time at work and study, more so than the other classesg but the members are all, from outward appearances, satisfied, and the professors, especially Dr. Cassidy, are proud of the conduct and attention of the class during lectures. As with the Juniors and Seniors heretofore, much uneasiness and worry was felt throughout the class at the time of the mid-term examinations, but when all returned after vacation We found that all had come out victorious. But We still have the Hnals ahead and all are studying prudently, so that the Dean will have no doubts in his mind as to our ability to fill the vacancy left by our immediate superiors, In conclusion to our brief history, we all await patiently the trials and triumphs of our future college life, and when we shake the dirt and grime of the Prosthetic Laboratory from our clothing this coming spring, let us be prepared to begin again next October as active, assiduous, honest and upright as we were at the beginning. E. C. NECKERMAN. G FRESHMAN CLASS ROLL. Baber, W. F., . Bannister, G. P., Bohn, E. F., . Bryan, F., . . Callahan, Grace, . Cormony, H. M., 41 A X, Cole, A. O., 'f S2, . Collins, B., . Cornish, C. G., Cottle, W. D., Crawford, A., . . Dorst, H. J,, . . Deardorf, C. E., '11 A N, Emanuel, V. W., . . Eble, C. F., . . Erwin, M. W., . . . Eshehnan, C. R., 'f S!, Hook, Ira, flfsz, . . iababa C VVest Virginia Kentucky . Kentucky . Texas . Ohio . Ohio . Ohio . . . Ohio . Mexico West Virginia . Ontario . . Illinois . California North Dakota . Kentucky Tennessee . . Ohio . Ohio Kidd, XV., Mannon, H., McKee, I., . Neckerxnan, E. C.. Nerish, F. C., . O' Neal, Esther E., Orr, Emma L., Powell, M., 'l S2, Risk, C. C., 'l'S!, Rouse, L. E.. Shulnate, H., . Sl1l1Il121t6,R.,, I Smith, T. A., . Smith, C. V., 'l'5! Young, S. N., . NVhitacre, A. C., XVithers, H., Vfest Virginia XVest Virginia . Tennessee . Pennsylvania . . Ohio . Ohio . Kentucky . . . Indiana . Kentucky . Kentucky . . Ohio XVest Virginia . Kentucky . Michigan . . Ohio . Ohio . lncliana ALUMNI ASSOCIATION : TI'IE OH IO COLLEGE OF DENTAL SU RGERY. Officers: President: DR FRANK SAGE, '73, Cincinnati, O. 2nd Vice-President: DR. H. C. MATLACK, '87, Cincinnati, O. 11-,t Vice-President: DR, ARTHUR G. ROSE, '79, Cincinnati, O. Secretary-Treasurer: DR. H. T. SMITH, '88 Cincinnati, O. Alabama .. . . . Arizona.. . . . Arkansas . . , California ..,, Colorado .,,.. . Connecticut . . . . . District of Columbia ,... Florida ......,.,.. Georgia . . . Idaho .... Illinois ..... . . . Indiana ,...., ..... Indian Territory. . . Iowa . ....,....,.. . Kansas .... Kentucky ,... Louisiana. . . . Maryland. ,.,. . Massachusetts .. Michigan ...,,. Minnesota . . . Mississippi .... . Missouri.. . . . Montana . . . . Nebraska ......,... New Hampshire New York ,.., . . . North Dakota. . . Ohio .......... G G. T. L. F. L. F. A. A. U. XV. S. J. D T. G. QIUIIDIIUYQ glicealtlreaihentaz W. T. Shepherd, '68. . H. Mosher, '74, .... . Y Cooper, '81. ,..,, . L. Dunbar, '74 ,,.. A.Di1le,'97.... D. Monks, '9z. .... . D. Rice, '82 ,..,. ... E. Lyman, '66. ..,., . . B. Binns, '98 ......... C. Purdum, '93 ...., V B. Ames, '80 .,,,,, E. Harryman, '71 ... M. Bronaugh, ,QQ D. Cornell, '91 ....... F. Davenport, '56 . . . M. Williams ........, G. J. Frederichs, '55 ..... W. G. Bradford, '92 ,.... E. S. Bowen, '81 ....... A. G. Herr, '9o.. ...... . . J. C Corcoran, '86 ....... T. O. Payne, '69 ......,. W. L. Whipple, '94 Sarah H. Harris, '83.. . . . T. C. Kern, '75 .....,..,. J E. Nichols, '9o.. . . .. Geo. S. Allan, '61 ....... C. L. Rose, '90 .......... B. A. Satterthwait, '46.. . Fort Payne. Globe. Little Rock. San Francisco. Greeley. New Haven. Washington. Melbourne. Columbia. Nampa. Chicago. Lawrenceburg Purcell. Knoxville. Emporia. Maysville. New Orleans. Baltimore. Shelburne Fall Port Huron. St. Paul. Vicksburg. St. Louis. Butte Lincoln. Rochester. New York. Fargo. Dayton. 54 Oklahoma. .... . Oregon ..,..... Pennsylvania . . . South Carolina. Tennessee ..., Texas ......... Washington . . . West Virginia .... Wisconsin . , . . Wyoming . . . Canada. ,,...,., . N. W. Territories .. England ..,.., . . France ..., Germany .. . . Italy . .... . Spain ...., . Switzerland. .,.. , Japan .............. Cape Colony, Africa. Norway ............ Ecuador, S. America ,... West Indies ,..,... Phillipines .... Brazil, S. America . . Chili, S. America.. . China ,,,. .......... India .... ....j. W. Huffman, '99. . , . .. C. S. Archer, '81 ..... . L. G. Singleton, '98 ..... R. T. XVeldon, '70. ..... . S. B. Cook, '81 .....,,.,. C. M. Doss, '86 .. ,,.. .. G. A. Chapman, '92... . .. V. N. jones, '93 ..,.,.... W. L Conkey, '85 ,,.,.. B. E. Burger, '84 . . li. D. Ross, '6I. ......... J. W. McAbbe, '91 ...... Geo. W. Field, '67. ...... Alexis Bertrand, '82 Wilhelm Herbst, '87 E. A. Galbreath, '80 ..... H E Highlands, '79 .. C. T. Terry, '72. ...... . A. Katayama, '90 ........ J. R. Price, '91 ,.....,,,. Miss H. Tcherniac, '99 . . F. M. McCarty, '91 ...... . . . .Porto Rico. W. S. Burke, '52 . .. I Sanger, '79 . ......... . Lexington. . Portland. Beaver. Greenville. Chattanooga. Bryan. Colfax Sistersville. Appleton. Encampment Quebec. Calgary. London. Paris. Bremen. Nice. ,Madrid. .Zurich . Yokohama. Capetown Christiana. Quito. Manila. G. W. Sparrock, '80 ..... Rio Janeiro. P. Knowlton , '47 ........ Santiago. H. H. Winn, '65 ......., Hong-Kong. R. H. Langdale, '02 ..... Calcutta. n my T 1 fm w FPR ,.,,,x I' f l x e , 3 T af, fW3f 5H Ykifx V 'ii .4 , . H-sf1,g.,:, -. ... - A tr - 3 1' -.r:.: ,-':-3' - - 1 v .-,par if - -- ,. ' ..,,,1 ',,-gn , , ,. g.? 1 .- .wins . Q. .-.,-'Sf-,. ' '1' -z - . ' -5 . .'-.'..1 -I n :124..,,q,- -,',f,... -.-:..- v-- 1 ag 1 - .' L1 Edgar Christensen, F. L. Falknor, I. A. Grimes, H. L. Hale, R. F. Hale, VV. G. Best, A. S. Blake, D. E Carey, H. M. Carey, C. A. Cavagna, H. H. Connor, G. K. Crocker, E. C. Neckernian, ESTABUSHED ---- I896 JBGIH Chapter. CLASS'O4. J. XV. Gordon, A. J. HllJSCl1lll3lll1, C. M. Harvey, V. W. Hunt, S. R. Snodgrass, A. CLASS'05 P. P. Eshinan, O. O. Harper, G. L. Hitler, M. G. Kline, F. G. Knoll, J. E. Potts, H. C. Rice, CLASS'OT C. Deardorf , 56 R. H. Tinsley, G. F. MCCo1nbs, G. O. Walton, R. C. Van Osdol. R. S. Rogers, W. G. Smith, E. B. Tizzard, O. J. Towers, W. C. Wallace, G. A. Withrow. H. M. Corinany. U Bradshaw, C. A. Emery, C. B. Conkle, F. B- Emery, H. I. Crawford, C. R. Huhn, L. S. Deyore, A. S. Holmes, Harold. NValton, S. G. Allen, C. A. Dancer, G. W. Bible, A. E. Donaldson, O. D. Brown, F. R. Davis, A. A. Bussey, F. J. Espey, H. S. Cole, O. A. Eshelman, C. rrxlt . M - , ,.. -2 . -,,. - vT'- gf' 5 .,,-,. '-- u- - , . ... , - QL, . fr. 1. , . . . bf --4-'C-CF - ' ' 7 ' '. f. Iz V' . 'f . ,...5,g.-1.-f -f .- -. f .'1g.1f, u , - ,.':.' ' .-' ...' .,a ,fy . . - Max- --. - ' . .1 .:, ,:f w, . - ' ...f 4 ' . I.. f nav. -. ' ' -1. I 1. .i'.' . . - - .Q ' - . .f.-.-A 1-. L' --','., . QL.. ' ' ' w D b 1 , -2-.1 'l. if . - Q.--r, -:, ' . k , 1.1.55 ,,- 4... 1 -. .-: 5. '41 X' '.. I 1-. vs: .s .11 . .'- ,- I 'if A 111361 -1-' 'A -- ,...4 ,-,sry .- , w. . . . -' .-'- -M'-1' 'M-A '-E in .'.?::1- ' ' . ,ul ,-. 1, -.., ,tw---:,'., gi. K- ., , . .. .- . ,, g .. s , ,. . 4.- - - , , . - , - '-... ' - - l ,.'t1:-- .- P: 4 -. ff: ,'. .'. - 1,2 fs :nj -' - f' ' axis., . ' ' 5 ,'f.', ,'- 'Ll' , L ' nf.: x A '.- , .- ei ' .. . Z, . .. -a . '. iq I 12,-,f T-. -1. ' ws -:,. -. .Q-.L 12 gr 1-we ir. , ,7 -P-.- 'Lf .. v' Q , . 2- 4.1 --' 1:, .+ Q. . . ,-,140 , , .: '..,,'f!.- :N-'.f ' .JT-f'2,fI,. ' - . -. , ..,..-P.: .. ,.f....,- . ., , .',. if-,gf ,F-.-1 V-.s': . ...QK -1 . '.2-.. A --115.-2' .' -. ,. ... ff,-,-if .,..f': ': '.. 1 1' ',f.. I -.: - .,1..-1 ' 'I yal l . l' ' i -f ' -. 'V ' Y , . q ' N ' ' ' 'I ' . V . 'I Lg . . 'Mi 1' ' . .15 ' ' ' . 7 ' ' y -. . f ESTABLISHED 1892. 1Rho Glhapter. ROLL.. I904. Hoge, K. M. Hadley. E. E. Holt, C. P. Imig, O. E. Walker, E. S. l905. Morrison, J. E. E. Mount, Will. Morrell, O. M. Robinson, W. E. l907. Hook, Ira. Powell, Marvin. 60 Knemoeller, Wm. F. Phillips, P. K. Lloyd, D. J. Shriner, V. R. Lowry, G. B. Smith, E. B. Peake, C. A. Scott, J. M. Scott, H. L. Shakely, S. F. Wright, C. D. M Sites, I. A. Williams, P. H. Tompson, E. V. M. Williams, I. M. Voorhees, L. V. Risk, C. C. Smith, C. V. XL 'RER ERS ,xi HE !' 'Y ., - ,?',',l . , . ,X f 1' h 1 ,.r ' , 1. o e V . n 2 ' .. ,,, A 'I . ol 3, ,,- . . . 1-'r, I .., W I . , 4 1 .- I- . - av 24 ' ' .5 ' ' I 44 . v l ,yu . .3 I 1 -' V A .i 1 Q g , V , , .x -5- .. QQ.: ' 1' . ,lf . , -..1' 4, .1 J, '-Ili' 21' f- 4 ' - I. 'nl-4,9 '45 fi., . 1 4' ' 1, -fatklfuw . . 1- 4,1 A . -is -. yn- . . 'w1',ff,.',Q , ' -ff, V ' Yprg ' f ,, 'T 2--Yr 7 .. ..N - 4 1 EEVQQ: , A, - , , . 'fv, ,Q . ,, -A Y ...., wwf 2 '- 5 ' ' .m 4.-ffv --' . . . ,. A ,L , 5 I 'A - ' 1-.,, A . V ' Wifj 5 ' x 1 ' . Af KI, 1. 4 . E. l, U.,-5 N- Q1 N P r ,H I , Afft'--4 ' JE: ,. ia' Ov 9 . 'f SSEHL'-Zvi I :x Vw O ALPHA - BETA - - GAMMA - DELTA - EPs1LoN ZETA - - ETA - - 'rr-IETA - 1oTA - - KAPPA - LAMBDA- MU - - - NU - XI - MU DELTA OMICRON PI--- Roll of Chapters. Baltimore College of Dental Surgery. New York College of Dentistry. Pennsylvania College of Dental Surgery, Philadelphia. Y Tufts Dental College, Boston, Mass. Western Reserve University, Cleveland, O. University of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia. Philadelphia Dental College. University of Buffalo, Dental Department. Northwestern University, Chicago, Ill. Chicago College of Dental Surgery. University of Minnesota, Minneapolis. University of Denver, Denver, Col. Pittsburg Dental College, Pittsburg, Pa. Milwaukee, Wis., Medical College, Dental Department. Harvard University, Dental Department. Louisville College of Dental Surgery. Baltimore Medical College, Dental Dept BETA SIGMA - RHO - SIGMA - TAU - - UPSILON - PHI - - CHI - - PSI - - OMEGA - - - BETA ALPHA - BETA GAMMA BETA DELTA - BETA EPSILON BETA ZETA - BETA ETA - - Alumni Chapters. New York Alumni Chapter, - Duquesne Alumni Chapter, Minnesota Alumni Chapter, Chicago Alumni Chapter, Boston Alumni Chapter, - Philadelphia Alumni Chapter, College of Physicians and Surgeons, Dental Department, San Francisco, Cal. Ohio College of Dental Surgery, Cincinnati. Medico-Chirurgical College, Dental Depart- ment, Philadelphia. Atlanta Dental College, Atlanta, Ga. University of Southern California, Dental Department, Los Angeles. University of Maryland, Baltimore. North Pacific Dental College, Portland, Ore. College of Dentistry, O. M. U., Colum- bus, O. Indiana Dental College, Indianapolis. University of Illinois, Chicago, Columbian University, Washington, ll. C. University of California, San Francisco. New Orleans College of Dentistry. Marion-Sims Dental College, St. Louis, Mo. Keokuk Dental College, Keokuk, Ia. - New York City. Pittsburg, Pa. - Minneapolis. Chicago, Ill. - Boston, Mass. Philadelphia, Pa. gf l5t0l'Q w Ht HE Psi Omega Fraternity was estab- lished in 1892. Its growth has been strong and vigorous. It has tosday a chapter in all the leading dental colleges of the United States, thirty- two C327 in number, and six Alumni chapters. The purpose of the Fra- ternity is to encourage all things which tend to elevate the practice of dentistry, and to incul- cate in its members a desire for the attainment of true success. Realizing that her welfare is identical with our indi- vidual interests, we are mutually directing our attention to the perfection of the individual, each feeling that it is incumbant upon himself to make the most of the opportunities which the college affords, both for his own sake and that of the Fraternity which he represents. In addition, we are vigorously insisting upon the equality of all members. As a result, the fraternal spirit has been immeasurably augmented, and a perceptible ad- C1 vancement in the material prosperity of the Fraternity has been experienced. Its aims are high, its professions modest, its work serious. Perhaps the most highly prized memento of this Fraternity is the handsome diploma that each member receives after graduation, bearing the insignia and being signed by its officers and being attested by its seal. These certificates perform a worthy function in gracing the offices of their proud possessors. Lest we depart from our original intentions we will not prolong our eulogy. Permit us to say that we warmly appreciate thc good will of the faculty and professors, which has been mani- fested on several occasions by instructive talks at our weekly meetings, and by their presence at our social functions of the year. P Toward them and our fellow students, to all of whom we have looked for inspiration and guidance, we hzive the kindest of feeling. tl. ll. I.. li Mx ,. X lwrf-fx'-Ykxg--V- 5 ' C52-X 'f-XS ,-X-5 Af A1 f-,175 X I, 74 fi Q JXP fb In K ASQ fkgxx xii wig: f A. QAJQJJLUV X XM 4 7 K' Y fx X N - fi 1 5f?4?? 'J6. X ji iwfw ' KMC KA yn' dv f 6 A aw! gc-L Bsf DENTAL GRADUATE RETURNETH HOME. 66 I '23 6 WY jr , ml all nl Qf on i'f-.ff ll, ' K I 1 1 , I ' X I fj '64 A ' . iw H -f In ji 'lv 9. IQ! , n' 5' - -' A-' - , , Tir L f Haba. 'f 6 5' , U I, l K' I . 5 w ww to .-'7Q.:1. AA 'V-A -L.3-'HX-'Nw QV' -4 Q-:N l -TTG?-A' o , Duscbz I1'O'SO.S' C1116 5 , ! OFFICERS ,- H O. B. PFOUTS, Chairman. J. H. MOYER, Secrelary. J. G, KEARBY, Sargeazzl-af-Arms, ' 'H f IVIEIIVIBEIIRS ff A Edgar Christensell, R, F. Hale, V. W. Hunt, O. B. Pfouts, A. S. Devore, A. J. Hibschmann, J. G. Kearby, H. L. Scott, F, L. Falknor, H. H. Holbrook , J. H. Moyer, 68 R. C. Van Osdol DUSCHEIROTOS CLUB. 1 N L N n ,..- V - EDGAR CHRISTENSEN. A.-I. HIHSCHMANN. H. L. SCOTT. A. S. D!-IYURE 0. IX. Plf0l'TS J. H. MOYER. H. H. HOLBROOK. J. G. KEARBY. R. F. HALE. V. XV. HUNT. R.C.VANOS1l0I,. F. L F.-XI.KN0lx 69 Photo by Bcllsmith ,J ,,' X Z !,,,, f, -.R NQ-f xv. - ' 4' ,Y 54 ,- MUSIC. 70 For if I did the 3. can not sing the old songs mm The singer murmured low: gallery gods XVOuld surely queer tlm sl1ow. 71 ln Am 1 ' A? -' 19, 'Y - , , 54' :E 'V V gif ,4 '? 3' 5V ii J 'gl A' 1' f I , ff 3123 -'Z .f egievf 'W' if 'f,f.'f5 7 r get v ' 'sind 'Qin' A 2 f 9 ...ef..g-if NffiC6I'5. S. G. VVALTON, President. J. E. E. MIDRRISON, Secretary and Treasurer. C. V. SMITH, Director- 129 S29 Q7 flbembera. E. F. Bohn, D. E. Carey, O. Pfouts, W. E. Robinson, F. B. Conkle, E. Walker, S. G. Walton, J. E. E. Morrison, C. Smith, H. M. Carey, J. A. Grimes, S. Shakely, ' W. B. Diniond. R. S. Rogers, 72 vvvg 'Q 4 it 'UQ V135 by r Olgvv A-11.1 GLEE CLUB. 5 'L f fu A,w. 'Z - ' .Q- R.5,ROGliRS. D,H.C.XKl'lX. li.h.XY.-Xl.lxl'R. 5.l'.5HXKI',l.x. l',R.I'l'0L IF, I X 1.RlX1lN H,Xl L XRI-N F. B. CONKI,li. XLILIIIMUXIJ, E. F, BUNNY. .I.l-2.lqXlrrI4Rla1JN, L.N.rNIlIIl, mr. XX Xl lHX xx I' RNMIXN Photo by Bellsmith. 'fr I0 01.1111 ULU . OFFICERS: I. E. POTTS, - - - PRESIDENT N? B. TIZZARD, - - VICE-PRESIDENT V. S. TAYLOR, - SECRETARY ANU TREASITRER C. R. ESHELMAN, - - - DIRECTOR MEMBERS: BANJO. E. V. M. Thompson. q vloLlNs. C. C. Cornish - C. M. Harvey E. B. Tizzard H. G. Harshbarger W. F. Rogers GUITARS. MANDOLINS. A. E. Bible E. F. Bohn V. S. Taylor J. A. Sites F. C. Nerish H. H. Smallridge V. W. Emanuel C. R. Eshehnan T. A. Smith J. R. Osborne I. E. Potts 74 MANDOLIN CLUB. XV, F. Rogers. C. R. Eshellnzm, H, G. Hnrshlmrgcr, A. I-I. Hihlv. I-I. B. Tizzzml. .L Nl. H.mrx, k 4., Q ..ru:.h. H. H. hmnllridgc. Y. W. Emanuel. -I. R. Uaboruv. l. X. wvmlh, E. F. Bohn. V. S. Taylor. j. A. Sltcs. -I. li. Volts. lf. C. M-rush. I-. X . Xl. 'I hu 75 IIIPSUH. Phulu lu llcllsmn ME BAN!! V -fa I WffiC6I'5. . R. F. HALF, President. A. S DEVORIC, Vice-President. C. D. M. VVRIGHT, Leader. H29 Y? Q9 fllbember-5. Van Osdol, R. C. XVitliroW, G. A. Outcalt, W. F. VVillia11is, I. M Hook, Ira Pfouts, O. B. Shakely, S. F. Conlcle, F. B. Hurlburt, J. M. Foster, V. VV. Best, W. G. Harvey, C. M. Crawford, C. R. Rogers, R. S. Williams, P. H. Devore, A. S. Wvflgllt, C. D. M. Carey, H. M. Emery, C. B. Bible. A. E. 76 BA . R. F. Hale, President. LA. li, Ellll'l'X'. lf. H. Cunklc. XX'.F,0uu:1Il. I. xl.xXllI1.lIlXX. XX , I.. I!-wx, I' ll, XX 'l!:.nm- H. M. Carry, L' R. Crawilwrnl. R. C. X':xn0s1lnl. 1X.h. lh-xr-rv. C. Il. Xl, XX rlglll, X. XX, I-'mu-r. R. 5. Rug-rx N. If. rlmkrlx .'X. M.H:1rvcx'. Im Hook. -I. M. Hurlburl. Ci. X, XX uhm-u. U. Ii. I'v--uh, X. In Ii-I-.r. Photo by Bcllsmith. ,.,.. In-rvurnenb In XX 1 r I I iv Q3 fi , -ff: I ' ' P T X xx X A VF- y y X' I f f .591 Xp ' X M l-TTY IBQJI X ,f fC ff I JC T NSQXC 'QI , TZ Til, T I I S' 'Z 'nm IIIII x u Nj X sg -Q 'Q Q 2 :Til I 1 CV! GX! 1 '35 X L 'f Z hx pic IV SENIORS AT THE HOSPITAL CLINIC. STAR ACTORS. OSCAR IMIC1. CHESTER PEAKE. C. P. HOLT. 78 f Hljlnllilld if ' ,f f f'a, fi 'i' -.e fc S - ff-:E 9 iflfflii J BIBLE . WILLIABIS, SCOTT . CONKLFC, HITLER, CAREY, SMITH, . TAYLOR, 1' , 5 fr? I 5 if 7 ' V ,Z 'Zig . ,' I.. - In f ff f ' , , 53 ,f -,. I ,, , .,, , I., ,f 'C' 1 ff ,VT f' - ' N. f ' ,F f' ' ff -. ' 72ff'f'e ff 4 '42 f f A ' . f f ' ' M f -7 an ' --, 5? I 3341 ' f If 4 I vi I . Q4 Iv fav . It .. gf? f Q ,ffm KX X 2 1'- ' W , ' Q.. 1 ' ff ,gf ...K-1 ' 'AW' 19 :G ff' ' fi ' 333'-5 . ' T94-C22 3 N 53- , if , 53,-iw L -Jinx? I f. .fs Av , -,lf ' IPF: -TJ' , fr 1 ' , , ' ' 1 +R' M 1 E W W! jfif ' if , Y ,. 3 F 4 gig '57 , N ,f --LV,-T.- f It , ff' 'M-ff+ 2, ' ' --.:: ,','Y' f A ' Q , .. Q er' ff f da -3:3-W ' 2. f: -mer .f 'f- V' - 3 ? s H-to T fe, J R175 f'X- 1 JS ff If 'I flbembere. R. F. HALE, Manager. POSITIONS- OUTCALT, HARVEY, . J Catchers DANCER, XYAN Osnoi. FirstBase MILLER, . Second Base MOYER, Third Base TINSLEY, . Short Stop HARSHBARGER, Infield WRIGHT, 1 Q Pitchers Left Field Center Field Right Field E Outfield BASE BALL. l Nl.VViHi1llllS. C. D, M. N'riglxl. A. M. Ilzlrxvv. R. C. Yun 05.11-I, I . IG.L'unk1r. N. lf, Hu! xll X I Iiwll ll I L H N H XI x j M. Sum. G. XV. Dzmccr. Y. S. 'l':n'In-r, R, H. 'l4inxlrx'. R. lf. H.m-, Mgr, H. 1-. H.nrNhl1.nrg.r H 1 nu ull 1 I r X f Nl fx Z 5 nf -Af , K I N ff jlf XX Lf?Q ,I ' X ' vf ',, ..,. 1 ' -i . . . 1 f 3 . , xx as ,, f 1 I ,gd -'- I XX r f rg.. ,, if lf 1 f ff 4 :f, y Tf 93, I. if' ff 15 , I f if! .n f lf ' eff 'F E 'O if ff-f fi 'lt W 1. --XX 17 'F . , ff N it be- A '. -J, g ' -' Xxx f 1: Sgeeataif :fa ' r ,gif JJ Xxxxx - :gif fi NffiCCt'5. R. H. TINSLEY, Manager. G. L. HITLER, Captain. R. F. HALE, Referee. POSITION. GORDON, . . Center HITLER, Right Half Back WILSON, . Ri ht Guard CAREY . . . Full Back 8 , CONKLE, . . Left Guard BROWN, F. R., Right End DEARDOR . . Quarter Back HOLNIES, . . . Left End DANCER, . Left Half Back HARVEX', . . Right Tackle POTTS, . . Left Tackle Substitutes. Huhn, Srofe, Beatty, Brown, J. F., Bible, Kline, Tinsley, Snodgrass. 82 FOOT BALL. j. W, Gunlun. L. S. Huhn. C. li. Srofc, I-'. H. Cunklr. R. H. Tinslcv. H. li, XX ml.--n. 5 R ru.-.!gr.u F. R. Brown. li. R. livxllty. KJ. l,. Hitlcr. D. l .k':1rcx. I. I . lirmxnv. X. In Hrlvir. C. M. Harvey. M. li. Kline. C. E. Dcnnlorf. H. Hulmr-Q. ti. W. Dam-cr. I. l-. I'--m. I I1 I lx Nm vu Hn 8- J 'IHA KT! i Officers. G. L. HITLER, Manager. C. M. HARVEY, Secretarya11dTre:z1surer Q9 Q9 Q9 Members. G. W. DANCER, J. F. BROWN, J. E. POTTS, J. R. GARST, C. M. HARVEY, A. O. COLE, H. R. GARST, A. E. BIBLE, C. B. EMERY. G. L. HITLER, C. R. ESHFZLMAN, 34 TRACK TEAM. r - 1 gn .o, Q it MN 'x , ,ig 0' c.u.m1uu'. vu. R.1iARh'l'. c, R. I'.hHI'Il.NlAN. I. 1. n 111 lf, j. F. BROWNE. A. U. COLE. H. I,. fLARh'l'. fa. l,. HI'l'l,l'IR. ta XX, IJANQILR X I' Bllll I- K' Xl H XRYPY 8 Photo In 5 lirllsmwth. Dig in! The Plaint of a Merry Pessimist When you Want to get ahead, Dig in When you're up to work you dread, Dig in When Dame Care comes down your way, Days are sad, instead of gay, When there's nothing seems to pay, NVhen the other fellow leads, When you're short on things you When the rent is overdue, And the landlord says he'11 sue- And the world is looking blue, Never mind the other man, You can Win, you know you can, Better luck will come your way, just make up your mind to stay ' Every dog will have his day Q I Dig in Dig in need, Dig in Dig in Dig in Dig in Dig in Nothing to do but work, Nothing to eat but food, Nothing to wear but clothes To keep one from going nude. Nothing to breathe but air, Quick as a flash 'tis gone , Nowhere to fall but off, Nowhere to stand but on. Nothing to comb but hair, Nowhere to sleep but in bed, Nothing to weep but tears, Nothing to bury but dead. Nothing to strike but a gait, Everything moves that goes, Nothing at all but commonsense Can ever withstand these woes X X aus:-hbb CHARACTERS. DR. BLooM, . . ETHEI. M.xRLow1ft, MRS. MCCARTY, SCENE -Dental office of Dr. Bloom. At tl D preparing for Dr. li.-Well, that patient was certainly a dream if there ever was one. She wanted two Crowns for twelve dollars and heaven knows what all, and- Q Door bell ringsg COMIC in. tEnter Ethel Marlowe. 1 lithel-Good morning, doctor. t Iixtending' hand. J Dr. B. ttalcing handj-Good niorning, Miss Mar- lowe. Ethel Qsurprisedj-Miss Marlowe? You eall me Miss . . A Young Dentist . A Pretty Girl An Irish XVasher XYom:m an expected patient. ie rise of curtain Dr. H, is seen Marlowe and l have known you ever so long. XK'liv, ii' almost redieulons. 1 Iaiiigliiiigl. l.et me see, it's J Dr. B.-How longi litlielflfoiir months to-day. Dr. ll.wYoi1 keep time we ll. litlit-lfYes. I work in 1111 aliiiaime 1 shonlcln'l I? . Y 3 ' Ili. li,-l ardon me l tor-mt. ' 5 l lL'L'll 'Llt'lOl'f'. why lfthel-Can yon eoinplt-le my xxoilt to flax ' 171. 15, l ll tix. llavetl1evl1'1ii'ple'1se ' ,- 51 QEthel seats herself in dental chair.j Ethel-How many times have I been in this chair? I almost think I own it. Dr. B. Caside-If she'd give me the chance. CSur- prisedj. Great Scott I isn't she pretty, I never noticed that before. Ethel-Why, what are you saying? Dr. B. Qembarrassedj-Hum-ha-yea-er-that is I was just thinking what I wanted to say. Ethel fasidej -At last I have him coming my way. Dr. B.-I beg pardon, Ethel, I didn't quite catch your- Ethel-I said that it was a pretty clay. Dr. B.-O, yes, ine weather. CPicks up instruments. J Ethel-Now, don't hurt me, will you? Dr. B.-Why, I wouldn't pain you for all the world. Ethel Qasidej-That's better. Q,Aloudj-Flatterer- Dr. B.-I don't flatter, Miss. Open, please. tHe makes a hurried examination. Telephone ringsj. Dr. B. Qto telephonej-Hello. Yes. What is it? Yes. I'll be ready for you in half an hour. Good bye. Ethel faside, jealouslyj-I wonder who that is? I'll find out. Maybe it's a woman. Dr. B.-Well, I was just going to state when I left you to answer the telephone, that we had better leave that tooth alone until day after to-morrow. Ethel-Say, Ralph, who was the woman. QAsidej- Now, I'll End out. Dr. B.-The woman. Why, what woman? Ethel-The one at the telephone, stupid. Dr. B. Qasidej-Ah, ha! I see, she's jealous. I'll keep her guessing. QAloudj - Oh, yes, that was a wealthy young lady by the name of Young. Ethel-That name sounds familiar, yet I can not, place it. . Dr. B. Qin embarrassed mannerj-Do you know that since I have been working for you-since your visits- that the fact-er-d- Ethel Cinnocentlyb-What is it? Dr. B.-That is, I-er-am-maybe. Ethel-Why, Doctor, are you losing your mind? Dr. B.-Yes, er-no-that is-I hope- Ethel - Hope what ? Dr. B CdesperatelyJ-Hope that it is a pretty day to- morrow. Ethel-How foolish to say that after all that talk. Why don't you come to the point? Dr. B.-Well, that's just it. The point is this: Now suppose-suppose- Ethel Qhelpingl-Suppose- Dr. B.-Suppose that a young doctor, like myself, were to receive professional visits from a young lady, like yourself, and she was pretty, young, attractive, of good standing. Would it be proper to fall in-er-the- a-as it were-a-Qasidej no use, can't go any further. Ethel Qasidej -I see he needs help. CAloudj- Surely you hesitate as though something hurt you. Dr. B. Cjoyouslyj-Ah, that's it. It hurts me so bad that thought by words can't be expressed. Ethel-Now make a clean, honest confession, and if I can help you I will gladly be at your assistance. Dr, B.-You mean that ? Ethel-Certainly. Why, I've known you so Qwith a sighj long that I could- Dr. B.-What? QEagerlyD. Ethel-If it wasn't for the woman at the telephone. Dr. B. Clooking at watchj-Oh ! she'll be here in a few minutes. Ethel-She worries ine. Dr. B.-So I perceive, but give it no thought. Ethel-I can't help it. I-er -no-Qhesitatesj. Dr. B.-No what? Now, you're as bad as I was a few minutes ago. Ethel -1,111 angry now. CLeaves chairj. Dr. B.-So you think Iim in-a-love? Ethel-Yes, I do. Dr. B. Qjoyouslyj-Well, that is just what I wanted you to understand. I am in love. for Ethel-With the woman? Dr. B.-With the woman of my heart. Ethel Csadlyj-Then Chalf aloudj there's no chance me. Dr. B.-Oh, yes, there is. Ethel-You're a flirt. Dr. B. -Allow me to explain. You see, the woman- Ethel Cinterruptsj-Don't mention her. Dr. B--VVhy, I havenlt had the chance. You see- CDoor bell rings D Dr. B. -There's the woman now. Ethel-I will not stay. Dr. B. Ckindlyj-You had better. Ethel-I will not. Dr. B.-Come in. CEnter Mrs. McCarty.j Mrs. McC.-Faith and the top ave the mornin' to Ethel tasidej-What a rough character. Dr. B.-Yes, Mrs. McCarty, I'll get it for you. CGoes to cabinet and gets a large set of teeth and hands them to herb. There you are. Mrs. MCC.-Thank yez, Doctor. Excuse me. tTurns back to audience and makes a few gestures as if placing a set of teeth in mouthj. Yez knows Oi'im the essence ave fergetfulness. Oi fergits me teeth as oft as any- thing, QLooks aroundl. Is the lady your woife? 1 Dr. B. shakes headb. No? Well, that's too bad. She's a foine lady. Well, good boi, Doctor, Qbjxitj. Dr. B. -Good bye, madam. tAsidel. An idea. I'll make her believe that that was the woman at the telephone. Doubtless that will smooth matters some, I hope. tAloudJ. Well, what do you think of the woman Ethel-Is fha! the person to whom you telephoned a half hour ago? Dr. B. tboldlyl-Yes. . Ethel-XVhy, Doctor, I really acted quite jealous. I am truly ashamed of myself. That reminds me. VVho is the woman you love? Dr. B.-You. tEXtending armsl. VVill you be- come mine? Ethel-VVhy tenibarrassed 7. I'm sorry I can't answer that question, but I'll try the best I can, and as this is leap year, will you be my husband? yez, Doctor. I phonegraphed to the loikes ave yez a l Dr. B.-Gladly. 1They embracer. half hour backwards. l tCurtain. J ---- .. 1 - A'---: af--1 rf.-H - - . . M - ..-fa--- --K ' ' 5,4 .- K? '.'- 2 I n f s QW 5 0, Qigfqe At the DCl1tiSt'S. , el ,wr -- , - .11 1 c, ,.,ii .,,4 xiii,, ,, ,::. , , ..,, , Qaxfiif. ,,,:,,::1 ,,: , ,:,l, , ,, A ,. ,.,, g,1 ,. ., J ,.,.. , , ,., , ., ,.. ,. ,,,l ::4 :,: ..W,f , Hear the buzzing of the drill-Raspiug drill ! What a world of torture in my jaw it doth instil. In this molar void and aching, Wretched havoc it is making. I am gagged, I cannot speak, I can only shriek, shriek, shriek, In a claniorous appealing to the mercy of the dentist, In a mad expostulation with a fierce, malicious dentist, Digging harder, harder, harder, With a savage liendish ardor, And a resolute endeavor Now to slay me, now or never. Oh, the drill, drill, drill l How it iles and scrapes and grates! How it grinds and triturates! In the whirring and the burring Does my anguish sink and swell, In the crushing and the cutting of the drill, Of the drill, Of the drill, drill, drill, drill, Drill, drill, drill- In the punching and the crunching of the drill! Hear the lllllllllllllg of the drill, Wicked drill! What a world of agony its clatterings foretelll Through my blood a chill 'tis sending With its sing-song never ending. In the harness, bit and rubber, I can only slobber, slobber. And to make things more like Hades, through tl1e Win dow I can see The devil on the court house leering viciously at me. While the drill is gritting, gritting, And my frantic nerves are splitting, My defenseless flesh is crawling 'Neath the friction hot and galling. Oh the drill, drill, drill! How it scratches, pounds and thumps! How it spins and bores and bumps! Keeping time, time, time, In a sort of Runic rhyme To the rapping and the tapping of the drill, Of the drill Of the drill, drill, drill, drill, Drill, drill, drill- To the ramming and the cramming of the drill! .X a , Q-an-a t , ., N I N ... , 'WEE ff SLIPPANCE N the crest of one of the beautiful eminences, known to the residents of the Queen City as Walnut Hills, stands a modern castle. Among the servants of this mansion are an old colored couple whose manner of dress and down-South accent reminds one of the time when our grandfathers numbered their slaves by the score. Uncle Joe and Aunt Liza had come North after their master's death to live with his only daughter, and, although their age prevented them from the more ardu- ous duties connected with a modern villa, yet, because of their long residence in the family, Liza still retained the name of first cook, and Uncle joe, because of his master- ful horsemanship, occupied the position of coachman. Uncle Joe had been suffering for some time with a lopins en gwines on in yer mouf yer liable ter tromple on soniebody's feelin's. Seems like ef I hed dish yer ole toof some'rs vvhar I could draw back en fetch it a crack, en den take'n stomp it in de groun' en mash it 'twix a couple er rocks, den I could git kinder eben. Stidder dat, yo got ter set down en nuss it up, en stan' by it, same ez ef you done bin tuck wif a likin' un it. Wheii Uncle Joe returned to the servants' hall that evening Aunt Liza met him with what seemed to be a steaming bag of mush. Now, said she, ef yo'll des sen' up to Mis' Alice an' ak 'er to drap some lodlum 'roun' on de aidges 'er dish yer poultice, I low it'll kyo yo' jaw ,' I ain't 'sputin' but dat ar plaster would er rebuke dish yer jaw ob mine, en dough yo' come too late, it severe toothache, and since he ex- jj look so nice I'm a great min' ter pected to be down in the city most 1:2353 ,Lf slap it on de side ob my head en go Of the day dfilfing his mistress -, lj A .. ter bed wid it anyhow, spite er all about, his devoted helpmate tried jWff'Qf'fi'7jj 2 , m dat niout be said er Cloueg- to console him with the promise of ,j? l1'jiQQ- Ss Qwjjfj -j gc 1, Yer .toof done bill k3'0'd? 3 large hot poultice when he re- gif' ' U' Ili-ljj Xxfell, I Ellllyt year Cle beat el' dat. turned in the evening. T I W t ! gg-up dlj '1,f ,,,. XVhy, how did yer git it kyo'd P Ef my neck wa' just a lettle X ji Il I dis tell yo' how it was, re- mite stronger I'd just go 'round All I, ' lim plied Uncle joe, who was wearing an' hab de toof yanked. Yo see, f ' i V lx so broad a smile: the vacant spot w'en yo' got dese yer kinder gal- A ll in his double row of white ivories was plainly visible. Yo see, Mis' Alice hed so lon' ter stay et that ere big house on Eighth street that she jes sez 'Uncle Joe, yo put de ho'ses up en call fer me dis yer ebeningf So while I wa' er waiting an' my toof wa' er achin' I jes sez to myself, sez I, I'll go up to dat skule on Central avenue whar de studiums pull toofs fer nufing Des lissen at dat, exclaimed Aunt Liza. Is yo' git yer toof tuck out? Manys un manys de time wa't my jaw fa'rly rankle in my head un yet I ain't hed de nerviousness fer ter git no toof drug out. Den I hope de good Lord'll stan' 'twix you en dish yer pulling biznessf' Yer see, up at dat skule dey got a lot of studiums wha' is a trying ter larn ter be dentists. Dey ,if a cheer, he did, en den he grope 'roun' in my mouf wid a leetle inn stick twel he feel me flinch, en den he stop en say 'Dar she is !' En sho' nuff, dar she wa'. En den he unlock a big case full ob shinin' tongs. He look em all ober, en derrectly he fin' one dat seem ter suit de case, en han, et ter de white haa'r'd boy wif dese injunc- shuns: ' Go well up on it.' I didn't know jes' wha' he meant by dat, but mighty soon he drap on ter it, den he draw a long breff, en 'low he wuz ready fer bizness. De cheer w'at he sat me down in wuz frontin a winder, en 'cross de street fum de Winder wuz a blacksmith shop wif a team ob mules hitched en front ob it. De light haa'r'd un stood ter de right ob de cheer, eu w'iles he wa' projeckin' 'rounl I keep my eyeball sot on de blacksmith shop. all set 'roun' waitin' fer poo' folks wha' want if Biineby I know'd w'at de doctor man meant der toofs kyo'ed. Well, I went up dem star's .s,' U X w'en he sez ' go well up on it.' Den he brace -kinder trimblin' like-en when I git up en 'f hisself en r'ar back. Bless yo' soul w'en he dat er big room I see de mos' studiums I eber is jf I .ggi XX r'ar back de blacksmith shop tuck'n Hy up in see, all a leanin' ober chirs, dat clos' dat I wa' de a'r, en fall back on de groun' wid de mules skird fer fear som' ob dem pretty gals would jaw A gl--'X I on top -ker ffzjif fergit der mudders. I wa' a standin' dar sort Aunt Liza's eyes opened wide. o' par'lized, when de furst leetle lady com' right up ter f En wha' wa' de toof? she asked. me en sez she, in de honiest tone yo eber heerd: 'Did l Right dar whar 'twer first planted, honey, replied yo' wish ter git a toof treated? ' Uncle joe. l Well, sez I, I'd like ter see de man w'at handle de tongs. 'Come across the hall with me,' sez de nice leetle lady.' En she took'd me inter a room whar dar wa' som' ob de youn'st lookin' studiums, all satin' in a row, a lookin' kin'der skeerd. Den one leetle light ha'r'd boy jumped up en sez 'Ilm next,' en run out ob de room. But quicker'n yo' ken say skat he war back wif a mighty fin' doctor man. De doctor man tuck'n sot me down in 92 Yo see, de tongs tuk en slip off. So den after dey slip off de young 'un draw n'er long breff en went up higher yit, en w'en he r'ar back agin up go de shop en mules, en den down dey all com'-ker blzzm ! Yit de toof aint move. Den he ketch a fresh holt ob his nippers wif bofe han's, en den he r'ar back, en bless my soul ef de whole blacksmith shop, mules en sidewalk ain't Hy clean out er sight in de elements. Nex' news I know'd, de man wuz dabblin' 'bout in a bowl er water a-washin' un his han's, en ixin' up like he gwine ter call on some gal. Den I up en ax 'im l what dey is no 'slzpparzcef After'de fracas I tuck n what bouts is I, en he up'n 'spou' dat Ilm right dar. Went out ter see de hole Whar de blacksmith shop hed En I 'low I'm much 'blige fer dat much anyhow, en I l bin, but et wa' all dar, safe en soun', en eben de mules mos't sholy wuz, But I'll tell yo' dat de next tim' I git I wa' stell chavvin' de telephone pole. one ob dese rauklin' toof gouge out'n my jaw I's gvvin' ,bb , .. fl Woe U N 93 J. E. E. MORRISON I mcli-.Aia i A-.. ii . Ode to ffjuniors and Freshiesf' gee-f sri? The Senior year in dentistry is a cinch. Waiting for our sheepskins, we hang around, No longer do we study unless We're in a pinch. And with our knowledge the professors We astound. We are up on all our subjects, bear in mind, It comes by intuition, without an effort of our mind, While the juniors and the Freshies have to While the Juniors and the Freshies have to grind. grind. Our evenings with our lady friends we spend. VVe are easy with the money our friends so kindly lend- Our class, the Profs. agree, is the brightest of its kind. While the Juniors and the Freshies have to grind. We sometimes take in hospital clinics, it is true. We have the time, with nothing else to do. Perchance we flirt with nurses good and kind, While the Juniors and the Freshies have to grind. Why study? We' re Seniors, you can tell it in our looks. No more knowledge to secure till the authors' write more books. The faculty assures us we have enough on our minds, While the Juniors and the Freshies have to grind. Should it happen in the spring that We get plucked, Then vve'll wish We heard the lectures we have ducked. A year for meditation, with remorse upon our minds, Perhaps We'd better go to work and grind, grind, grind. G. B. L. - 'i 'C ' ' ' 1'. all CVCTC, CIIUSI. o fghzqpw A-'ff F F WE MAY believe Mr. best years of his life to the service of his country. He Alex. Corbett, Jr., Paul painted portraits of his friends, a few of which he also :nga N HIIL... Revere was not onlya hero, had the nerve to publish: but he never wrote a book , V., ig' but a very many-sided man. nor made a speech. At least nine of his vocations and I As master mason he laid avocations were new to this country, but it seems he ', 1 the corner stone of the Bull- made at least a fair success of every one of them, ex- l V' l finch front of the State celling in some. He also amassed what was regarded a I House at Boston 3 he also fortune in that day, copper-covered its dome and Of his achievements in our special field Mr. Corbett i thus made possible the glory says 2 shed by day and night. that Dutch metal has since As gold and silversmith he fashioned things ornamental and useful for the person and the table, he braized everything in the kitchen's outfit, engraved on copper, cut seals, carved wood. made picture frames, displayed skill as a draughtsman, did something as a caricaturist, produced rhymes, pub- lished a hynm book with the cuts and music from his own plates, dealt in hardware, manufactured stoves, cast cannon and church bells, painted show cards, printed his share of the money of his day, played the chimes of Christ Church of a Sunday, manufactured gunpowder, served as courier for the Government, did duty as a soldier in the War of Independence, and sailed as a privateersman, probably sharing to the limit-as was his right-in the plnnder. He gave in all Hfteen of the l l l I 95 Very likely we might well devoutly pray to-day to be relieved from having to wear false teeth fashioned by Paul Revere, for they were crude affairs, fastened to- gether with wire, and We know that in the case of XVash- ington a set of the prevailing fashion caused him much disquiet and permanently and unfavorably altered his physiognomy, yet Revere's dental work was not with- out its utility, since it was by means of false teeth of his make that the body of Gen. joseph XVarren was identified on Bunker Hill the morning after the battle. Dr. Samuel A Greene has shown that Revere does not appear to have furnished full sets of teeth, but only to have supplied odd teeth here and there, according to a sort of primitive bridgework method. In Revere's day a convenient method of obtaining supplies for the manufacture of artificial dental fur- niture was the appropriation of the teeth of the dead- who no longer needed them--for the benefit of the living. U Doubtless it was a particularly refined sense that prompted ' Dr.' Revere to keep a standing advertisement in a Boston newspaper to the effect that he was always ready to pay liberally in cash for 'live teeth,' that is, good sound grinders that the owners were willing to part with, for a financial consideration, for the benefit of those less favored by nature, though comfortably blessed with money. The earliest known dentist in Boston was an itinerant one, who came from Londo11 in 1767 and sojourned for a few months at the Cromwell's Head Tavern, on School Street, advertising in the local papers and no doubt doing well for a while, since three year5 later we End Revere advertising that he 'liatters him- self that having had two years' experience he can fix teeth as well as any surgeon dentist who ever came from London,' and guaranteeing to so 'fix' them that the wearers will not only ' find them ornamental, but of real use in speaking and eating.' His parting declaration to his readers is that 'he waits on people at their lodgings and cleanses their teeth,' and that he may be 'spoke with' at his silver- smith shop at the 11orth end of the town. Colored persons, who then as now, were noted for the ine quality of their teeth, are said to have generously furnished Revere with his stock in this branch of trade, since a healthy servant, with whom personal beauty was a matter of minor consideration, always found the offer of a dollar apiece for a few of his or her superiiuous teeth a temptation difficult to resist. Thus it happened that merchant princes or grand colonial dames might enhance their physical attractions by means of teeth with which nature had originally fitted their negro chore boy or perhaps the family washer woman. The 'key' with which dentists in Revere's day were accustomed to draw their 'live teeth' was a for- midable looking instrument, with a handle like a Very large corkscrew, and having at the business end a movable hook working on the exact principle of the cant dog with which loggers move heavy timber. Dentists' chairs were then unknown luxuries. Dr. Samuel A. Greene, the noted antiquarian, has observed the ancient method of drawing teeth, which consisted of seating the victim on the floor, in front of the operator, who took as Hrm a grip as possible with his knees upon the body of the sufferer, firmly conhned the head after the most scientific manner with one arm, then placed the sharp point of the key against the gum, beneath the root of the tooth desired and gave a vigorous turn to the handle, which, in most cases, if persisted in long enough, gradually turned the tooth completely upside down, as a plow might overturn a small tree stump. Although Revere's advertisement did not say so, it is extremely probable that he was not a stranger to a custome that still exists in Europe, of selling to the needy of economical tastes, second-hand false teeth, the proceeds of which were devoted to settling up the estates of the deceased owners. 'l El E. E. S. Epitaph. -as -ev -ev A worthy dentist rests beneath This high-heaped grassy mound 3 True man was he, although his teeth Full often false were found. All obstacles he did despise, And oftener would he brag, He rather liked, than otherwise, To run against a snag. Much suffering did he assuage, His patients lost each pang, Though erst the throbbing tooth might rage, As they his door bell rang. His speech was frequent and most free, Right seldom would he pause, Although a masterhand was he At holding others' jaws. He owned no family or clan, But gave all satisfaction, For all agreed he was a man Of excellent extraction. He died without a sob or groan, He lived in decent gravity, And now, beneath this mossy stone, He's filling his last cavity. cb? JBt'6Hkfa5t Jfoob jf8lTlilQ -ev -ef fe John Spratt will eat no fat. Nor will he touch the lean. He scorns to eat of any meaty He lives upon Foodine. But Mrs. Spratt will none of that 3 Foodine she can 11ot eat. Her special wish is for a dish Of Expurgated Wheat. To William Spratt that food is Hat On which his mater dotes. - His favorite feed-his special need- ls Eata Heapa Oats. But Sister Lil can't see how Will Can touch such tasteless food. As breakfast fare it can't compare, She says, with Shredded Wood. Now, none of these, Leander, please 3 He feeds upon Bath Mitts. While Sister jane improves her brain With Cero-Grapo-Grits. Lycurgus votes for Father's Oats 3 Proggine appeals to May g The junior John subsists upon Uneeda Bala Hay. Corrected XVheat for little l'eteg Flaked Pine for Dot Q while Bull, The infant Spratt, is waxing fat On Battle Creek Near-Grub. rl HAD FUN WITH DENTIST E- HIS TROUBLES AT AN ARMY POST 5 i-l 7 m 5 T -- u ENT ISTS have been given a commis- ,, L lp, sioned rank in the army. At each pg, military post in the United States there is now a dentist who holds 9, ZLZR rank as a irst lieutenant, The inno- fw vation was received with a good deal .1 W of suspicion and disfavor in the army, for military men are conservative to a degree. Nevertheless, the Government recognized that private soldiers have teeth, like everybody else, and that these teeth sometimes need professional attention. Line officers were reconciled to the situation when they discovered they would no-longer be duped by their soldiers obtaining permits to be absent from camp for a day or two at a time under pretense of going into town to consult a dentist. When a dentist is stationed at the post it is found that the condition of the teeth of the men improved amazingly. The dentists are not fully commissioned officers, as, instead of a commission, they have a contract with the Government to act as dentists to the troops, with rank as first lieutenants. The distinction is vague to the civilian mind, but the army officers appreciate it and look to it carefully that the dentist does not exceed his prerogatives. In a regimental post in the West the dentist who was sent there had, unfortunately for himself, an exaggerated idea of his position, He wasterribly conceited to begin .with and his appointment to the army had given him a serious attack of the big head. He was an enthusiast over military affairs, his enthusiasm being only equaled by his ignorance in regard to everything of a warlike nature. He took with him to the post a half dozen or more uniforms of all kinds and descriptions, white gloves by the box, shoulder straps, epaulettes, and several yards of gold lace. He had never been at .a military post before, and he was deeply impressed by the beautiful ceremony of retreat, which is performed every evening at sun- down. The dentist that night was talking to some of the junior oflicers, and, swelling with importance, said: I suppose I'll have to appear at retreat to-morrow night. Of course, said the lieutenant, still full of West Point tricks You7ll have to be out on your horse in full uniform and ride up and make your report like the other oliicers do. You noticed how the adjutant faced toward the regiment as it was drawn up in line and said, 4Oflicers front and center,' and that the oflicers at the word of command marched forward and stood in line in front of the adjutant and that each one in turn saluted and said : 'Sir, E company all present or accounted for.' Well, you must ride out on your charger- Charger, exclaimed the astonished dentist, why, I haven't got a charger. V What? shrieked the lieutenant and all the other officers in chorus. You haven't-got-a-charger PM N-o, faltered the dentist, 'K I didn't know I had to have one. Look here, old man, said the West Pointer, you n1ust read up a little on military affairs. The idea of your coming here as a lieutenant-dentist and not having any charger ! Don't let the colonel know it. You just hunt around and get a horse. Now, at review after the other officers have made their report you come riding out on your charger and salute by raising your saber three times over your head and- Why, timidly put in the de11tist, I haven't any saber. The truth of the matter is that dentists serving at military posts are not permitted the dignity of carrying swords. 4' Well, said the lieutenant, I can't understand it, but I'll be your friend. I'll get a saber for you. Now, after you salute, you make your report. An officer in command of a company reports how many men he has absent, but as you have no company and your duties are quite different, you will make report in re- gard to what you have done during the day. The next night at retreat the regiment was in line and looked its best, for a large number of civilian visitors had run out from the city and stood under the trees at one side watching the impressive sight. The officers had marched to the front and center and made their reports to the adjutant, when suddenly there was a COIIIIIIOIIOII on the left Hank of the line. Around the corner of the big barracks dashed, or rather lumbered, a great, heavy footed sway backed horse, which the dentist had borrowed that morning from a -teamster in the small town near the post. Seated on the horse was a figure fairly radiant in a uniform that would have made Gen. Miles turn green with envy. Straight at the horrified adjutant rode this fearful apparition, The horse was excited at the scene into which he had been thrust and showed a disposition of running over the adjutant, while the glorious hgure on the horse's back, tugging hard on the reins, yelled: Whoa! whoa! Finally the horse stopped, a11d, while the long line of soldiers stood with their eyes pop- ping from their heads, the colonel pinched himself to see if he were dreaming. The dentist then whipped out his saber and solemnly raised it three times over his head. Then in a shout he said 1 Sir, dentist-lieutenant present and accounted for. I have to report eighteen teeth pulled tofday, four filled, and a false set of teetl1 started for Major Straps. I await your orders. . If a mine had been exploded under that regiment the effect could not have been more striking. The adjutant managed to regain his composure, however, and with his face black as a thunder cloud, answered solemnly and with the regulation salute : Very good, sir, return to your post The dentist, again waving his sword, attempted to obey, but in returning his saber to its scabbard he stabbed his horse, and it promptly ran away. There was a long interview that night between the dentist and the colonel, and after it was concluded the colonel had another interview with a certain young lieutenant in the regiment. The dentist does not attend retreat any more. IOO e ie- M we no M Q P' WL . A' 'Q ee le r - . oin' to School. f t? 'fm rf ef e- sf W M fr s fe f? e i l IIBQ El. 3.l1blb5Cb!'l18l'lI1. When we were young in olden days, And youth shown with its brightest rays, When oft the question to our ear, By people that we held most dear : ' ' Where goin', Sonny ? they would cry. Goin' to school, was our reply. Five years have gone and passed away. Some are dead and some still stay To ask the same that cheered us so, In the days of long ago : Where goin', Sonny? they would say. Goin' to school for another day. ffm' 101 Ten more years have flown past, And the time is coming fast 5 The campus you then view, And again the old is new. Where's Tom goin' ? some one said. Goin' to school, was in the paper read. He boarded the train one Autumn day, To the college he was speeding away. Smash ! Crash ! A wreck, 'tis said. He was lifted up, and he was dead. Where is Tom ? asked the village fool. He received the reply, He's gone to school Cbe fable of Handsome jetbro, who l was Simply Qui 0ut to be a Dentist. ' N ILLINOIS SQUAB came home from dental college with a zebra collar and a pair of tan shoes big enough for a coal miner. When he alighted from the train one of Ezry Folloson's dray horses fell over, stricken with the crainp colic. The usual drove of prominent citizens who had come down to see that the train got in and out all right, backed away from the educated youth and chewed their tobacco in shame and abashment. They knew that they did not belong on the same platform with one who had been yenderi' in Cincinnati for goin' on twelve weeks Ending out how to be a dentist, by heck ! An elderly man approached the youth who had lately got next to rules of college. The elderly man was a yap. He wore a hickory shirt, a discouraged straw hat, a pair of barn door pants clinging to one lonely gallus and woolen socks that had settled down over his plow shoes. He was shy several teeth and on his chin was a Ji I 9 at? 5 ' . , , , a 0 'if '- - ii ii l lll il l l l ag t1l,ll,lll,lt t a iWmi lg a t itil I is i iw H lilll'lib all 5 .-.-.-.-...,a.a.,.,,f ,.,. 1WWIIlllllllIltllibIlllllllhmvllllllnllllinlblllmylviia-,t.uil IO2 tassel-shaped bunch, like a whisk broom. If you had thrown a pebble into this clump of whiskers probably you would have scared up a field mouse and a couple of meadow larks. Home again, jether, be ye? asked the parent. Yeh, replied the educated youth. With that he pulled the corners of a sassy silk handkerchief out of his upper coat pocket and ignited a cigarette that smelt like burning leaves in the fall, The professional man went home and the parent fol- lowed at a respectful distance, now and then remarking to himself: Well, I'll jest swan to guinney ! Brother Lyford came in from the East Eighty to get his dinner, and there was Jethro in the hammock read- ing a great work by jonathan C, McQuillan. Git into some overhauls an' come an' he'p me this afternoon, said Lyford. 'L Ah, rats! Not on your tintype! I'n1 too strong to work, replied Jethro, who had learned oodles of slang in Cincinnati, don't you forget it. So he wouldn't stand for the harvest field that after- noon. In the evening when Paw asked him to milk he let out an awful beller. Next morningphe made a hor- rible beef because he couldn't get loaf sugar for his coffee. Shortly after breakfast his paw lured him into the barn and set on him, He got a good holt on the Adam's apple and choked the offspring until his tongue stuck out like a pistol. You dash-burned little pin head o' misery you, exclaimed the old man 3 goll bing me if I think you're wuth the powder to blow you up. You peel them duds an' git to work or else mosey right off o' this farm. The son's feelings were so outraged by this brutal treatment that he left the farm that day and accepted a position as assistant in a large and prosperous dental company. He especially liked this organization be- cause they were painless dentists--Jethro always had tender feelings--and then he had the privilege of wear- I i 4 ing brass buttons on his coat while he opened and shut the door for ladies who came and went, and handed picture cards to the passers by, He felt that he was particularly adapted for a professional career, and any- how, he didn't propose to go out on no man's farm and sweat down his collar. After ten years of unremitting application and studious frugality the professional man had acquired in real estate, personal property, stocks, bonds, negotiable papers and other collateral, the sum of nineteen dollars, but he owed a good deal more than that. Brother Lyford had continued to be a rude and unlettered country jake. He had 240 acres of crackin' corn land Call tiledj, a big red barn, four span of good horses, sixteen head of cattle, a likely bunch of shoats and a covered buggy. MoRAL-Drink deep or cut out the Pierian spring altogether. GRACE W. CA1.L-iHiiN, IO x 1 I In the Good Qld Winter Time. There's a time in each year. that costs us full dear, 'Tis the good old winter timeg When college commences, and living expenses Use up our last hard-earned dime g When with rank dissipation, of forced celebration, We strive toward the object sublime 5 Of practical knowledge, at Dental College, In the good old winter time. CHORUS In the good old winter time, in the good old Winter time, Climbing up the college steps thro' the spit and slime, And if you chance to slip, why that's a very good sign You've been down to Chris', in the good old winter time. On Saturday night, it is our special delight, In the good old winter time 5 With company cheerful, facetious and beerful, To wander about o'er the Rhine 3 In pleasing elation, of mild stimulation, When every Gazabo feels fine g With no one to Work us, while life is a circus, In the good old Winter time. CHORUS In the good old winter time, in the good old winter time, The only kind of medicines are Whisky, beer and wine 3 But if you stop to sass the cop, why that's a very good sign You'll spend the night in the cooler in the good old Winter time. ' D. D. GRIFFITH 104 n...4.l-hL..AL..4ll'4-. ,L l ,- The Doctor and the Teeth - AY, Doc, have ye seen the fine kit o' tools the new dentist brought to town with him?l' inquired the village patriarch, as the old man turned down his coat collar and disclosed his wrinkled, pippin-like countenance. No, I haven't, and I don't want to,', he snapped, and an angry light gleamed in his watery blue eyes. Kit of tools !'l he added, contemptuonsly. Don't talk to me about kits of tools. Haven't I held for the last lifty years that only one tool was needed to pull teeth with? Haven't I actually pulled teeth with one tool for fifty years, and did you ever hear of me hooking that instrument onto a jaw that something didnlt break loose? I guess not! he concluded with decision, as his questioner, apparently cowed, shook his head in the negative. That's right, Docf' returned the patriarch meekly. Something always breaks loose, sure enough, whenever you hitch onto a man's jaw with that ol' turnkey o' Q IW ai m - Kfjtj D. yournf' I have always maintained continued the old doc- tor, in a more sprightly manner, as his brow cleared, that the old-fashioned turnkey can't be beat. All you have to do is to be sure of your holt and then give the I I I I I 1 I I I IO proper yank. I'll allow it takes experience to keep from breaking the side of the jaw, but practice makes perfect. It's wonderful, though, how afraid some people are of that old instrument of mine. Seems like a man never forgets it after he has had it used on him once. I remember a few little incidents about pulling teeth that amuses me every time I think of them, con- tinued the old doctor, visibly brightening as he struggled with his memory. When Bill Brown was a young fellow he was doing some Work for me one day when a stranger drove up and said he had the toothache. I had just hitched up to drive out in the country, and was in a hurry, so I just called Bill in and said: Excuse me, but I'm in a hurry, This is my assistant, Dr. Brown. just sit down on the halfkbushel measure there and he'll 'tend to you. Doctor, this gentleman has a toothache, just get the turnkey and yank the tooth out. Bill looked kind of helpless, but he started for the house, and just as I got up to the corner, more than two hundred yards away, I heard a most unearthly screech. I knew that Bill was wrastling with that tooth, so I just whipped up and drove along. Bill got the tooth all right, but he took half the stranger's jaw out with it, I found out when I got back. Bill said he would never pull another tooth again as long as he lived, and I guess he never has since. U One day last summer I was playing Croquet and didn't feel like being disturbed until I had finished my game, when a fellow came along and said he wanted a tooth out. Thatls strange, I said, I just had to pull a tooth a few minutes ago. It ain't often I pull more than one in a day. It was a tough job I had, I went on. I took the man out to the barn and dragged him across the barn floor three or four times before I got it out. 4' ' Is that possible?' says the fellow. 'IVell, this doesn't ache so bad now, so I guess we'l1 let it alone for today. Very well,', I replied, so away he went and I finished my game in peace. He never showed up again, either. But the funniest thing of all happened a couple of l i mlb' years ago. I went into Johnnie Hurd's store one day, and a stranger was saying just as I got in : 'Yes I was in your town, Mr. Hurd, about fifteen years ago. I ain't likely to forget the visit, either. I had a dreadful toothache, and some one sent me down to an old doctor who tackled my jaw with a hog hook. He nearly killed me before he got the tooth out.' Why, how do you do, my friend, I said, stepping around in front of him and smiling as I offered him my hand. How do you do? I didn't recognize you at first. Iilll the doctor. Now I'1l explain about that hog hook. You see, I keep different kinds of instruments for different species of animals, and so, naturally, when a hog comes along I just use a hog hook. That's all. And with that I turned around and walked out of the store, leaving the fellow standing there gaping and speechless. ' ' WWW 0 O f -.4419 3 X may' ' ,1.-5 :-fl , -:bfi-'Vi '- gi J. .Tr --,-. I 'I 1,,gj , ,fini . tl,-tt. e ' Amy' px ' ' M I f '-f . K X ?? uh' 3.5. 11,0 L-V my ...ff ,.1,' .ff .'s','lg,fp 1 q .VW Ilyqilili' SQ' A t Rh: ' . i'I:'- il I ' W! if I A ' V sf i . if IO6 It was toothache ailed poor jenkins, and his jaw hummed night and day, Like a beehive in the orchard depths in honey-making May. He tried everything to stop it that he'd heard or read about, But he didn't try the dentist-for he wouldn't have it out. There it stayed, that hateful, twisting, grinding torture in the jaw, Like a grinning littledemon with the nerve clutched in his paw. Jenkins couldn't keep from howling 3 he would groan and curse and shout, Till the neighbors thought him crazy- but he wouldn't have it out. Jaw and cheek and tongue were peeling from the stuff he applied, And he couldn't sleep the imp off, for it woke him when he tried. He was sore and weak and wasted, and his tooth jumped like a trout g But he clinched his fists and bore it-for he wouldn't have it out. A BAD TOOTI-1. IO L-.IWW So he languished, wrenched and anguished, for a fortnight black with pain 3 Then he rushed to find a dentist-and turned weakly back again. Awful visions rose before him, filled his trembling soul with doubt, And he shrunk back to his torment-for he wouldn't have it out. Deeper, blacker grew the anguish that was eating up his soul, Till his very life seemed ebbing through that little angry hole. And the imp kept twisting, twisting, with the bitter spite of gout. Till poor Jehkins writhed and whimpered, but he wouldn't have it out. I will live it down ! he muttered 5 and he went his feeble way, Till the pain grew like a storm cloud, blotting all the light of day. On the last verge of endurance, with just strength to crawl about, He went cowing to the dentist, and 'twas fun to have it out. g- file tolo by 'Himself 5 : 5 55 Bumbelsbaufersteiws Banquet Speech Before Q l ...iiI.I.iu ,, 5 Q Q Q Q the Graduates Q Q Q Q is izzzlzzz 55 ' f' III! 1122 55 I Illll un vm. 1- r I E VOS seated in a bunch like a lump spread oud, and each vone Q off der bersons of der insides of der room vas saiding a compli- Q mendary do der 0. C. D. S. und hoping dot id vould many years been conglomerationed dogedder, vorwards, hence, und so vorth, etcedra. Id vos do me dolt dot I vould been a speech, if id could been berhaps bossible und id bossible vos berhaps. Der toast-vaiter sait a nodding mit his hedt und nioshened mine names, Dr. Rudolph Ludwig Bumbelshauferstein, Esq., und before I knew id der excide- mend stood all over me in der Vorm of a night-sweat. All der hair stood on mine hedt straight ub on der feets. I begins der commencing und said : Shendlemens, you vas gaddered togedder here in a click, bud soon you vasnid such a click, JN' after a few bunches of hours. You vill sait so long or so short, as der case may been. You vill been separa- tioning from each odder avayg your eyes vill spring a leak, und your faces vill resembling der von in der comicle newsbaper of der feller when some von has dropped some limburger cheese indo his ice cream sody- vatter. After you ged seddled down und up, den commences der touching bart of der businex. Ven you touch der batients gife dem a gentle touch, for if you touch dem very hard dey vill sait dot you are a rough guy, und commences do call you ' Doc.' Und ven dey do commence to call you 'Doc' you hat bedder commence do do bedder vork or der machine vill bust. Ven businex is duff don' ged digested mit life. Prace up, und remember dot axim, 'Id is a long lane Vot gadders no moss'-plug teeth. Ven a batient comes in und asks you aboud someding und you can'd rememper id, just said, ' sure ' Maybe he'll coming back yet. Always accummulating as much dirt und odderwise stuff on your instrumends as is a bossibilidy, vor der beople vill dink dot you have lots of busy days. Always holding your hands on as mooch monie as a possibillity, bud don' vos id such a stingyness, because you knows even monie is squeezed do dight id becomes quicksilber und quicksilber is hard do hold. In odder vords, der mercury vill vend down und you vill been oud in der cold. A few more vords of explosion I vill set pefore der vorks vill shut down is, alvays have as mooch dobacco smell on your close und hands und a bick chew in your mouth, but don't let any of id drop in der medicine. Dot vill ruin der medicine und you vill be do exdra expenses do id, by oddervise of id, pecause den der medicine vill not take der tirst dime, and you vill have do vaccinate der tooth ofer again. If you run oud of one kind of medicine und you're in a hurry, don' go oud after a new crowd off id, bud .N 4 .JH t JJ x XJ! 01? Xfgl F lift ,A f' L 'lf I use some off der odders. In dot vay you vos economi- cal Cvot effer dot isj. If you can't bull a dooth in der usual vay, use der odder vay, und if dot vay is not a good nuff vay den get Dr. Way. He vill surely find a vay. Vere der's a pull der's a vay. If a bum coming in do have a dooth extracted und he vants do 'bum' you for der job, use a leedle dynamite und den you vill explode der bum. He'll neffer come back. . If a batient geds sick und dies use a leedle limberger cheese. Dot vill vake a dead man. If you use Ethel- Cloride on some bashful lady und you can'd ged der dooth, use a leedle Pond's Extract, Dot vill break der ice. Hoping dot dese few spokes vill penyfit you in your go on careers, I vill close by danking your most wordy hand-stamping und feet-clapping vot you hafe extended. Shendlemens, I dank you. A. J, HIBSCH3I.XNN. I w ff ff! JJ 109 I How Came the Dentist in Heaven. I 'When junky tired of life's turmoil, Had shuflled off this mortal coil, T'was wondered how that one so given To nameless sins should live in heaven. But this, Fm told, is how it came, VVhen llickered out this earthly flame, His spirit, knowing justice well, Flew down before the gate of hell. He knocked, who's there, the answer came, ' Dock junkeyl, sir, that is my name g He handed the porter a card which read, junky's Dental College, then he said : I have a beastly load of sin, So open the gate and let me inf, Can't do it, said the porter quick, Youlll have to wait, the devil is sick 3 For yesterday while making dinner, Upon a fat, ungodly sinner, He broke the largest fang he had, And has the toothache hellish bad. Hold on, says Dock, that's just my trade. I'm a dentist, sir, the best that's made : just let me in and sure as truth, I'll quickly ease the boss's tooth. IIO The gate flew open and in he went, Conducted to the devil's tent, Where on a pile of sinner skins Old cooty sat and ghastly grinned, Old serpent stooped and eyed him well, Then said he would make him king of hell VVhere unmolested he might rein If he would only ease his pain. Dock opened his valise and took His forceps out with knowing look, And bade the devil spread his jaws, And hold his breath and clinch his claws, Put on the pullers, gave a jerk, Out came the tooth, 'twas speedy work g But to the tooth, alas ! there clung, Full half the jawbone and the tongue g And junky says as recompense I'll only charge you fifty cents. The devil rose, he did not speak, Nor did he want to, words were weak g But seizing Dock he showed the skill The devil has of paying bills. With one wild kick done up in state, He landed Junky l' beyond the gate 5 And then it was the fact befell, He banished dentists all from hell. LQQ X.,- X1 I, -Sf. X 1 ...cg ,J SOIIIQ SIZIIQ BOZIYG EXdlI1llldll0ll llQSll0llS. 1. Cab Name three kinds of medicine. tbl Should water be taken afterwards? 2, Caj Can a dentist sue a patient who has died during the preceeding summer for an old debt? Cb? Ex- plain proceedure. . 3. In dissecting a live subject, where should you begin to carve? 4. What is the meaning of the surgical expression, to shoot the hot air into his nobs ! 5. Give three reasons why the dental college should be closed on your birthday. 6. After an operation and before pulling a leg, is it necessary to administer an anaesthetic? 7, Which is the more nourishing food for convales- cents, Moerlein beer or old ale? 8. Cab What is the best brand of knock-out drops? Qbj How should they be administered? 9, In disabling a competitor, which blow is prefer- able, one on the inferior maxillary or one on the solar plexus? Io. If you were to End a person of respectable ap- pearance, with money and jewelry, lying unconscious in the street and there happened to be no one at hand to assist you, what would be the first thing to do? 11. Cal In what school of dentistry did you receive your early training, the Republican or the Democratic ! Q65 Did you ever study under Doc Blank? 12. Give the chemical name of the following drug compounds, to-wit : Ice, simple syrup, angostura bitters, one jigger of booze, ditto of vermouth, one cherry. 13. Are you in favor of the eight-hour day for jump- ing toothache? II2 14. tal What isa joint? tbj Give the location of Iack's Place. 15. Would you use your mouth as a chip-blower on an easy mark ? 16. According to the laws of hygiene, what is the correct poultice for a Frankfurter sausage, mustard or horse radish ? 17. Cal What has been your experience in the use of instruments? fbj Which is more highly endorsed by modern practice, a razor or the knucks? 18. tab Which brings a sore tooth around sooner, a raw oyster or a piece of liver? Cbj Have you ever tried Black's I. II. III.? I9 Is Schlitz beer an antiseptic ? 20. Do you use your knee in holding a patient while extracting a tooth? If so, what knee? 21. tab Would you exert yourself to save a man's life if you knew that as soon as he recovered he would go out and tell about your fillings dropping out? U25 Why not ? 22. To amuse a patient would you resort to tickling an exposed nerve? I 23, Have you ever been to Battle-Axe, Mich. ? 24. Cab Have you ever studied anatomy? Cbj How did you like it? 25. Describe the following parts of the human system: Caj A piper. Qbj The lamps Cel The mit. fdj Wild hairs Qej The slats. Cfb Ingrowing toe- nails. Cgj The listeners. Qhj The beak. 26. At post-mortem examinations who is entitled to the gold in the mouth? ,jils Q 0 fi' R P' L and Yellow MOTTO- Everything comes to him who waits. COLORS- in ' . FLOWERS-H Buck-wheat. TEXT-Boolq-Joe Mi1ler's joke Book, Vintage 1840 ' the benches each day Patiently Wearing Do you belong to this clu This bunch you will find on their trousers away. b? The members are r IIS D . Way's favorites. W +I X Q f I 4 ' , uf E J Q .14 k II X Q- fx X .-'q.fWB ?aml,'. il AJ, ., .I qrvlig , gp 'lx' ,., ll, nl .,,, . ,lf 5' f 'V n , 4 I 5 I I L E. ual f -Zig ,P h I -SZLTIQ ,AQ I. I- K - '-U t is N X f 5 li x - -,'- ffl I nw I 2 I X X 'A I I '4 NIM G Y I iff, , 1'IfIlI'n, L, , dk F ,i X . N 5 V X . ,Il 'IL . Q . 14 q Big x ,N 'if if Zi A I lb , I 2 fs: 1 mf E -. I 1 X A v VII Q - ,-4 ,p, 5 -' D' -- V X' ' NI 1 M 8113 ' I f ,, X, t he l H. Ile I 1 ,NN I 1 - ' , E, ,' Z 1' f If B . 4 ,!,,, X' val ,ff ., U ff , I Q . ff p ,I 'If ,gym ,QQ X ' 1 , , I . I-I J.. k ,,c. I- - gf I .4 9 41 ,I 4 -- -. 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II4 493 X X ,f M i X' QV? Xmfix I -5-1 X! i WSE i g X 375, , y 7- T , Q ..., . if li 'L his Iii XQBXTA KX' S we LX ,T B XX f f f 4. 0' - f s l J 1 av? , ,., get '-f , , 'L 'ffl , f.L-X -?'zi i '-' QHRX l H f X ' if L 'fi si f l'l 'l ff ,SX . X i x, u as 1 x, Q it fi , rn, C -H X iff r mfg C- if' flex! if rf L 4 Hmerican tederation of Butters. OF-PXCERS. J M HURLBVRT, . Grand Goat I V. W. HUNT, . C V SMITH, . . First Rag Chewer i J. H. MOYER, H C RICE, . Second Rag Chewer DOC VVOOLGAR MRS DAv1Es, . Chief Pincher i W. F. OUTCALT, Wallace, Wright, Neckernlan, Cornish, Smith, Hurlburt, SEFSOINI TICKET ZKEZKBERS- Tizzarcl, Woolgar, Diinond, Rice, Harvey, Falknor, ' Potts, Tinsley, Emery, Miller, Peake, Hale,LR. F., Eslnnan, Boggs, Hibschmann, Best, Bradshaw, Miss Huff, IIS Strong Butter Vlfeak Butter Fresh Butter Gleoniargerine Griffith, D.D., 1.1. Miss Wllallon, Mrs. Davies, Hunt, Moyer, Darst. K Y E X Knock, and the world knocks with you 3 Boost, and you boost alone 3 This bad old earth is a foe to mirth, And has a hammer as large as your own Buy, and the gang will answer g Sponge, and they stand and sneer, The revellers bound to a joyful sound, But shrink from refusing beer. P+: ki, If v , , , NX its I ' 1' Y, Be rich, and men will seek you 3 Poor, and they turn and go. You're a mighty good fellow when you are mellow And your pockets are lined with Hdough. Be flush, and your friends are many 3 Go broke, and they lose you-ally You're a dead game sport at S4 a quart, But woe if you chance to fall. stew OFFICERS -as a 1 Praise, and the cheers are many 5 Beef, and the world goes by g Be smooth and slick and the gang will stick As close as a hungry Hy There is always a crowd to help you A copious draught to drain 3 When the jag is done you must bear alone The harrowing throbs of pain. All the offices of this organization are held by the members of the editorial staff. f 'ff mf' sms f 'f HAMMER WIELDERS il iii Christensen, Miss Huff, Scott, H, L., Hurlburt, Tizzard, Diniond, Miss Whallon, Woolgar, Musgrave, Bohn, Gearhart, Mrs. Davies, Bones, Rice, Cornish, Griflith, D.D. J. J., Outcalt, Crocker, Robinson, r Withrow. Hill, H6 5 5 Eg lass Elhobabet stands for Alethian, best book in the land, With a staff of editors both noble and grand. is for Boggs, a round-faced lad g 'When he's not good he's generally bad. stands for for Christensen, who hails from afar 5 His sweet disposition no troubles can mar. stands for Dysart, a very good student g He's quiet, reserved and unusually prudent. stands for Eckstein, who is calm and serene g Excited or angry he never is seen. stands for Falknor, a great ladies' man g A date every night is his usual plan. is for Griffith, so meek and so mild, With voice slow and gentle and eyes like a child. stands for Hunt, the senior class dude 3 His clothes are the latest, antique styles are tabooed. stands for Iniig, who is quite a cynicg He once took the ladies to the hospital clinic. II7 stands for the Jokes that are in this book: If you don't think they are good just have a look. is for Kearby, who is just as meek as a lanib, But he can't yet recognize the handwriting on that telegram. stands for Lloyd, with his queer squeaking voice 3 His pipes must be clogged, or does he do it from choice ? stands for Moyer, our own little jim 3 No future happenings his friendship can dim. stands for Nothing, just what this rhyme amounts to, But we had to fill space, so perhaps it will do. stands for Outcalt, who is not very fat, But he's a good fellow, so we'll excuse him for that. stands for Peak, of opera glass fame 3 NVitl1out his glasses he finds hospital work tame. is the Question that is asked all the time, Whyfolks' names don't help out the maker of rhyme. stands for Rush, poor unfortunate chap Q A long spell of sickness gave him quite a rap. stands for Smith, a most uncommon name 3 That there's not more of them is really a shame. stands for Tinsley, a most shining light g He kills the ladies at very iirst sight. is the Unknown tbat's found in our ranks 3 He must be the one that plays all the pranks. ft , i if f I I V , 1' ,J I ' - px 1 e ' Wt 0 Q5' 118 is for Van Osdol, from the great Hoosier State He stuck with the class, I am glad to relate. stands for Watsoii, who Wrote our class historyg Where he found such big words is surely mystery. stands for Xero, a preiix meaning dry. Isn't it strange how birds can fly? stands for Yellow, the color of the coin That we hope to earn in a very short time. is for Zimphogois-thank heaven for that, And now our class alphabet is right down pat R. F. HALE. D E1 - ffoH, SLUSHF' I . N A YOUNG Peakfedb faced graduate of 65 , Cornell who didn't have Motch money, -5, started out one Knight in a Hale storm ,.n1A 53,5 aw. to find a boarding house where they '- didn't serve Rice on broken Crockerfyj. He almost lost his Way, but finally located himself by means of the clock Towers and the skyscrapers of the En1ery's. While going down Smith street he fell in a Cole hole and lost his Bible and a Dimond, which, however, was only cut Glass. Being a Goodman he didn't swear, but Huntfedl up a pump and washed several different Grimes off his face and hands and made the Best of it. I Being a good Walker he soon reached Clark street and went West on it until he caught up with a lady who was carrying several packages. He offered to Carey them, but she, thinking he was trying to Conner, got Hufftyj and said in a negro dialect : Watson, do you think I was Bohn yesterday? VVatts the matter with you anyhow ? H M l II Our hero became frightened and left Herr and, turn- ing to the W'right, Rushtedj up a Hill, through several Boggs, Mountfedj a Knoll that was covered with a green mantle-which, however, was Snodgrass-past several Mills, nearly knocking down a Miller, and at last paused, glad to find he had escaped Scott-free, but his face Burns yet when he thinks what a Hoge he made of himself. While thinking the Hull thing over a Shriner, who had been drinking VVilson whiskey, came along and took a firm Holt on our hero's collar, and before he had time to defend himself Orr run, landed a left Hook which did him up Browne. He then got Bussey and made the drunk prove himself quite a Dancer and gave him expected, in fact, a good VVhallon. Before the fight was over both men had ruined their Shurtz and their clothes were in sad need of a Taylor, in fact, they were Sites. Neither, however, had any Bones broken, so they shook hands and went to their Holmes in a Shai. Moyer than he MQRAL: Never try to drive a nail with a sponge: use a Varney Number Two. jewelry Trust-Diniond. Hardware Trust -Potts. Beef Trust-Miss Huff. China Trust- -Glass. Electric Trust-VVatts. joke Trust- Hibschmann. Pottery Trust-C rocker 1yJ. Clothing Trust -Taylor. he 'rusts. Hay Trust-Snodfgrassj. Sporting Trust -Hunt. Weather Trust-Hale. Cereal Trust-Rice. Whiskey Trust-Chris' favorites. Steel Trust- C Withdrawuj. Shaving Soap Trust-Williams. Dice Trust-Shake Qlyj. -0.020 om De Plumes Flour Trust-Miller Cab Trust-CBusJsey. Gents' Furnishing Trust ShurtL Buggy Trust-Shai. Flat Building Trust -The Emerys Hair Trust-Shriner. Real Estate Trust-Holmes and Sites Pork Packers' Trust-Hoge Rudolph Gordon, Percy Hunt. Archibald Christensen. Rebecca Snodgrass. Floradora Falknor. Mozart Smith. . Patti Walton. Old Sox Hitler. Little Boy Blue Holbrook. Ice Cream Kearby. Diamond Tooth Foster. Old Sleuth Grimes. Goose Hill. Little NVillie Wilson. Hooligan Herr. Cyclone Hurlburt. Noisy Eekstein. t' Kangaroo Huff. Desperado Howard. Old Bull Devore. Pyorrhea Potts. Candy Tizzard. 't Little Eva Whallon. Ujudgel' Outcalt. Shorty Crocker. Tessie Gritlith. Clara Craven. ' ' Cholly Shakely. I2O Jokey Hibschmann. Fatty Harper. Slim Thompson. Paderewskin Shriner. Algernon Rice. Pig Watson. Parson Lowry. Deacon Phillips. Ezry Shurtz Rip Van Wink1e Hadley Rough and Ready Wright Socrates Emery. Dr. Carter Best. IEETU, -- NEW YORK AND GI-lIGFlGO LIMITED. Dental Association! The TWENTIETH CENTURY Dentists have organized the above association for the LIMITED EXPRESS purpose of catering to the wants and dental requirements of all individuals who don't give a rubber dam how dental work is done, or by whom 3 just so the price is inconsistent with good material and skillful service. The manager in Charge, Engineer, Conductor and Brakeman are all full-fledged graduates of the most renowned Dental Colleges of the Old and New World fthe Philippine Islands includedj, and are the only lineal descend- ants in the direct 4' Mail line of such eminent scientists as Herodotus, 484 B C., and others -from which time, through all the dim vista of past generations, our Association and identity have been kept intact. From the ruins of Pompeii and the Pyramids of Egypt relics of our ancestral skill and ingenuity have, from time to time, been recovered, which, from a historical standpoint, establish beyond contradiction our rights and claims to Professional Antiquity. Our superiority thus established over the more recent and modern productions of latter day teachings enable us to DO YOU a greater service for less real cash, which we extract, by your paying, without pain, Free of Charge. Dental Catorphoresisf' an unsuccessful and abandoned experiment, has by us been supplanted by Hypnotic Power and INFLUENCE which enables us to perform all operations not only painlessly, but without your personal, mental or physical knowledge. The horror of the Dental chair is but as a dream. Being the original and sole owners of large Gold Mines in the Klondike Region and also a Silver Mine in Nevada, enables us to PRODUCE work requiring such materials below ACTUAL COST, and the absolute purity of the metals is fully guaranteed by a U. S. Mint Assayist, and because of Such advantage of our competitors, who are making what are commonly known as Hollow or Shell Crowns, ours are absolutely solid, cast in moulds in the original ingot metal. In addition to Gold Crowns and Bridgework we are prepared to introduce the latest Spring Style tdirect from Parisb of Window Crowns, including Bay NVindow Crowns, the Oval, Square or Octagon Style, with Beveled Edge French Plate or American Glass Fronts, as preferred by the patient. In order to avoid the rush incident to such unprecedented demand made upon our valuable 121 time, we take all impressions of the mouth in infancy prior to the eruption of the first set or deciduous teeth, models of which are made and stored away in large and commodious vaults provided for the purpose. Being thus prepared years in advance the patient is not required to call for a second impression, but can order TEETH by mail, phone or wire, and to avoil addi- tional delay we have purchased the very latest thing out in the form of an Automobile Delivery Wagoii with a guaranteed speed of 150 miles per hour. The various well-known impression materials, Plaster, Impression Compound and NVax, have been abandoned and impressions are taken only with the original clay or mud, imported direct by us from the garden of Eden. None without the signature of Adam and Eve being accepted, this precau- tion being taken to prevent adulteration or substitution of worthless material. ARTIFICIAL TEETH Are guaranteed to approximate more closely the natural organs than those used by any other Dentist, as immediately after the battle of San Juan, Santiago, and the destruction of the Spanish fleet our representatives were upon the scene and procured all of the available teeth to be found in the mouths of dead Spaniards, and to those contemplating going abroad this will prove a decided advantage, inasmuch as Spanish and other foreign languages can be spoken most fluently. VVhen preferred all our teeth will be furnished with the latest improved Morgan SL VVright Rubber Tires or Rims with single or double tubing, fully inflated, thus enabling the patient to talk continuously without danger of LOSING VVIND or becoming deflated--a decided advantage to step mothers, old maids or widows. Because of the fact that guarantees for a limited number of years are rendered void in the event of the Manager going to T -, we have decided to guarantee all operations and work from the birth of Adam to Eternity. Beyond this our future address may be obtained from St. Peter at the Gate. DON'T FAIL TO COME TO OUR GRAND OPENING. Spanish, Filipino and the Chinese Languages spoken, with a large retinue of Chinese servants and a French Butler in constant attendance. ICE CREAM and CAKE will be served by them FREE OF CHARGE daily from 9 a ni. to 9 p. in To those more bibulously inclined Mumm's Extra Dry will be served free by the French Butler, in addition to an elaborate menu of Limberger Cheese, Spanish Pickled Mackerel and Holland Herring. BABIES WILL BE VACCINNATED FREE ON BARGAIN DAYS! And a competent guide furnished free to conduct all out-of-Town patrons through the Museum and Library. Be on the lookout for notice of Mill End Sale of job Lots of Teeth, Fillings, etc. For the sole accommodation of those who are ashamed to be seen visiting our establish- ment in daylight, we have decided to keep open evenings from 6 to IO o'clock. CATCHEM AND CHEATEM, TOOTH CARPENTERS. TEETH TEETH TEETH I22 vw IQ zu SQX 9 0 F7 i O V v 4, GYSBQG Q 1135913 L bf .ff 00 f f .3' 'ffm W' a fl 95 H 'Oz ...O 0 'if W X1 B Q A 9:2 X at f ul ff O - qfffis .213 fJgxx':':gEEElg Z5:ef ' av xg -M . -'ff 'Q 0 O A : ... . '.:.',,-3 .. 3 Q, A ,ia f L' aggaaggggf'-.55 Q 6 -ffli-1.a:1.2if4.f3 is Q73 - Q if AEE? M 0 O f,1.f.f ,377 ' Q7 '46OT?iPfGfk 11 15125 Q9 7: isa an tberwi e Tinsley to Dr. Berger- Doctor, somebody Dodo'd my pliers. Wilsoii want's it understood that he isn't in the whiskey business, even if his name does sound like it. A new novel is now for sale at all bookstands, The title is Happy Herr or How is She. Highest degree in Masonry-Shriner. Three cheers for Kearby's ice cream pants. Quizmaster- Give treatment for mercurial poison- ing. Moyer- Feed patient an alloy to absorb the mer- cury. Lowry- VVell, Doctor, I have cut the rugae out of this tooth, what shall I do now P Dr. Carter- Nectar lemonade. Bill L -H Callawaba winef' Carterls is the Best hotel in the city. l i I 2 Motch Cin Orthodontia Lecturel- Doctor, is that a sub-marine appliance ? Dr. Cassidy- What is the source of turpentine P Craven- It is obtained from maple trees. Class- Oh, sugar. Miss Whallon to Dr. Berger- Doctor, let me have the ' faucets' to extract this lower molar.'l Phillips now has a steady job in the extracting room. He whistles Nearer my God to Thee while Dr. Berger gives the patients' gas. Percy studied chemistry, Studied long and late 3 Percy breathed some chlorine gas- He'll not graduate. Christensen, as Dr. Smith shows slide 437-H How many more of them things have you got up there PM Crawford uses expensive gutta perchag at least his patients think so. Phillips- What are you doing to-day ? Imig- I extracted a root canal here yesterday and I can't ind it to-day. Donaldson-Why is Wright like a mule ? Holmes-I don't know. Donaldson- Because he is happiest when he has his cornet Qcorn eatj. Herr doesnlt like his boarding house. He says the steak is so tough that he can't stick a fork into the steam. First Freshman- Is Hank, Doctor Smith's first name? Second Freshman---A 'I dunno. Freshman Cseeing Thompson for the Hrst time.fJ - Gee whizz! that fellow would be crowded sitting alone. Prof. Smith fcalling the rollj- Mr, McAdoo'l Cre- ceiving no responsej, Does any one know whether Mr. McAdoo is sick P Student- This is St. Patrick's day, Doctor. Hadley- Yes, out West they have Indians and Cow- boys. Listener- How dreadfully out of place you must feel here. Goodman- Say, Dr. Wright, are there any more microbes for me to classify ? Dr. Wright Qmeditativelyj You can search n1e.', I2 Hurlburt to Christensen- Say Doc, do you belong to both fraternities. Flipper- What made him lose faith in human naturef' Flapper- He bought an unbreakable comb, took a dose of tasteless cod-liver oil, and visited a painless dentist. A Cincinnati mother said to her little daughter, If you had my faith, darling, you would have no tooth- ache, The child replied, Well, mother, if you had my toothache, you wouldn't have any faith. Which of the three man hates the most, It's difficult to say. The tooth that aches, the man who pulls, Or the bill he makes one pay. Crawford Cwith relief and model J, to demonstrator- Doctor, how do you put this sucker in ? He filled my tooth with gold, But costly was the fill. The filling I have sold, To help me fill his bill. CHAPERONE VVANTED. While in a pleasant conversation on the corner of Fifth and Vine, 11:30 A. M. the other evening, Brown, Junior, was heard saying, This butterfly life of the O. C. D. S. is something fierce. Do you think 555,00 is too much for a cab? Lives of Dental Students remind us That when we have passed away, Smiths will be on deck behind us, Running things in the same old way. Miss Callahan- Dr, Cornell, what makes thick shel- lac stick more than thin shellac? Because it has more shellac in it? Dr. Cornell- Yes, it sticks more, because it is stickierf' FRESHMAN CLASS MEETING. Miss C.- I move we have a quiz in chemistry. Romeo - I move and second it. Powell QFreshn1anj says he is sorry that Dentistry was the cause of him coming from the woods. Mr. V. M. Gregg says he has finished anical chem- istry. PATHET IC. The window was open, The curtain was drawn. A microbe flew in And our darling was gone. f'Do you prefer gas or chloroform? asked the tooth- extractor. I've no choiceg give me ether, responded the victim. I 2 TWO DIFFERENT KINDS. Does your typewriter need repairs? asked the mean- dering tinker as he entered the ofice. It would seem so, replied the boss. She just went across the street to consult a dentist. UNTHINKING FRESHMAN. There once was a freshman named Greening, Who fell down four flights without meaning g The janitor swore when he struck the ground floor, 'Twill take all the afternoon cleaning. SAID IT FOR HER. Did the dentist hurt you much, Elsie? asked her mother, solicitously. Yes, mamma, replied the small girly but he was very 11ice every time he did. Very nice? How do you mean ? Why, he always said 'Ouchl' before I could. NEXT IMPROVEMENT. Dame Nature ought to follow now The scientific train, And not omit, before it falls, To sterilize the rain. INCLINED TO OVERLOOK IT. Indulgent Fatherfdining in restaurantj-' 'I presume, Horace, While you were attending that dental college you formed the foolish and reprehensible habit of drink- ing beer? Son- Why yes, fatherg I just had to drink it occa- sionally. All the other students did Indulgent Father-'fWaiter, two beerslu The Student's Plaint. If I should die tonight And in my clothes Should the goodly sum of Thirty cents, Left lying there Unspent In sweet repose- I say, If I should die tonight And leave Behind me in those cold Prosaic pants The price of six large beers, On draught, Unquaffed by me and destined To remain Forever on the outside of My frame - If I should die, And from the great beyond Look back and see That thirty cents taken And spent foolishly For bread 3 I2 Or clothes, Or some such empty thing 3 And those six beers- Long destined to be bought by Now spilled Down other throats, Their destiny unfilled 3 I say, If I should die tonight And go From here to there fOr where It doesn't snowj. And, looking back from there To here Behold Those six large beers- So large, and O, So cold l Go coursing down tl1e throats Of other men, 'Twould be so sad, For I would need them There I THE TRACKS OF BILL. Bill jones he met some friends one day, And crooked his elbow j s way g u i s h t t He did it several times, and then He did it several times again. Before Bill crooked his arm his feet Made tracks l k t i, so straight and neat, i e h s But afterwards the tracks he made Were j s l s, all disarrayed. t h u i et k i FAME'S LADDER. top, and its then to come struggle down we again round, without after a Round stop! I2 TO YOU. Young man, you can Make a hit-be IT. It's up to you to do What you were made for and fed and prayed for So don't sit down and frown And groan and moan And wait-and rail at Fate- And speak of a clique Tl1at prevents events From coming your way. A sure way To invite disaster which comes the faster If you beckon to it-for then you woo it just say, I will do better than Bill Gr Ned or Fred or Ted, As the case may be. Because, you see, A thing's half done that's well begun. There's something you can do In a way to pay. Don't whine or grunt, but do your stunt, And after awhile you'll smile And say, I may Be happy yet. You bet ! To most men pretty ankles are more alluring than brains, which may be why girls display the former more than the latter. OLD WORLD DENTISTRY. False teeth are by no means a modern invention, as is proven from the fact that jaw bones of mummies have been found with false teeth in them, and also with teeth iilled with gold. Indeed, the ancient Egyptians were no mean dentists, and in Greece the art was also prac- ticed with much skill. There is plentiful evidence of skilled dentistry among the Romans, and many of the ancient Latin authors have referred to false teeth. There is a distinct notice of them in the Roman Laws of the Twelve Tables. The first part of No. IO prohibits useless expense at funerals, but an exception is made in No. II, which per- mits the gold iillings of teeth, or the gold with which they are bound, to be buried or cremated with the corpse. About a couple of years ago an ancient grave was discovered near Rome. It was opened, and in it was found the skeleton of a woman with a complete set of false teeth, admirably made and wrought out of solid gold. OH! When Ethel saunters down the street The men whom she will chance to meet Will glance upon her pretty clothes Thro' eyes that look like two small O Os. But when she mounts the trolley car, Most every man, both near and far, Will pause as on his way he goes And stare with eyes like two big O Os. I2 INFALLIBLE SIGNS. Your house destroyed by fire signifies a change of residence. Throwing stones into the windows of strange houses brings misfortune. Slipping on a banana peel is bad luck if both feet leave the pavement. Your collar button rolling under the dresser is a sign of approaching anger. Don't break your leg on Friday unless you wish to regret it. Being run over by a trolley car signifies withdrawal from business. A needy person receiving a large inheritance will experience a change of fortune. A FAILURE. Rice- My congratulations, old man 3 no more sewing on buttons now, eh? Crocker- No, indeed I I'm so busy supporting my wife that I haven't time to sew on buttons. I use safety pins now. Life is real, life is earnest From the start until the end 3 And with the demise of Z1 doctor The undertaker plants a friend. Moyer- Have you seen ' David Huruni ' :it the VValut this week ? Kearby- No 3 what is he playing? THINGS YOU NEVER SEE. Tomorrow. Yesterday. The end of your desire. A young girl that isnlt dreaming of a Prince Florizel. An old maid that hasn't a bottle full of tears in her trunk. A youth of 16 who doesn't yearn for a mustache. A man of 40 who isn't either a fool or a philosopher. A man of So who has finished his education, Dr. Way to Morrison Qwho is putting in a gutta- percha fillingj- Why don't you put that in with a syringe? Morrison Qlooking through his instrument casel- 'K Which syringe shall I use, Doctor? S. G. Walton pulled a tooth one Sunday morning and a D. D. S., who was over a mile away, heard the patient yell: Simmyl' intends to make painless dentistry a specialty. Twas heard over the telephone. Here lies the body of Susan Lowder, Who burst while drinking a seidlitz powder g Called from this earth to her heavenly rest, She should have waited 'til it had effervesced. A boy stood on the railroad track, The train was coming fast 5 The boy stepped off the railroad track, And the train went whizzing past. I3O AS IT ISN'T. I have noticed, said Dr. Smith, pausing in his lecture, that two or three of the students have looked at their watches several times in the last few minutes. For fear their timepieces do not agree, I will say that the correct time is a quarter after 9. I set my watch by the regulator last night. The lecture will be over at 9:31. It would have closed promptly at the half hour, but for this digression. Let us now proceed to discuss food debris. NEWS ITEM. Several seniors enjoyed quite a treat one day in March. The door of the College Library was mys- teriously left ajar and the fortunate students present got to peep through the crack and saw the pile of ancient literature inside. TIME AND TIED. On Monday a Covington girl waved her handker- chief at a stranger. On Tuesday they were married. On Wednesday she waved a rolling pin at her newly acquired husband. On Thursday he applied for a divorce. That's what the wild waves are saying. Dr Knight-f'What would you do, if, in drilling through the mastoid portion of the temporal bone, you should injure the lateral sinus. Donaldson-'fSend for a doctor. ' AN INDISCRETION. l HIAWATHA UP TO DATE. lTwas wet as wet can always beg Thus departed Hi A. Watha The car was gliding steadily l To the land of the Dakotas, Priscilla, standing, raised her dress, To the land of busy blizzards. To 'scape the floor's l1UC1Ca111in6SS. Some weeks later he, returning, Her lace-clad ankle and her shoe Carried with him a divorceletg Made manifest to common view. Then unto his ex-wife Minnie The crowd pressed ing Priscilla clung He did give the merry ha-ha! Against my arm as on we swung As she packed her little griplet Close up!'l cried the conductor, curt, For a trip back home to mamma- She blushed and dropped the lifted skirt. To the village designated My clothes were up, but how ill-bred On the railway maps as Cleveland. Of him to shout it out! she said. l MEAN THING. SCULPTURE- Look, cried the orator with a wide sweep of his There was an old sculptor named Phidias, hand. Look at the ravages of time. We can see Whose knowledge of art was invidious. them on every hand. And two old maids way up on I-Ie carved Aphrodite the front seat got up and went out. Without any nightie- Which startled the purely fastidious. W -1. Knemoeller-Doctor, will you come and look at this tooth, I have taken the cavity out. YEA, VERILY. In this world of strife and woe, W' A man must have Some grit? Oh, how happy would Hulm be, could he hut aspire HiS motto must be Upush and go, to the position of a ladies' man. Or else he'll get there-Nit. Phillips says that ten years ago he was a Farmer, Are Miss Huff and Miss Whallon going into the Milli- nery Business? If not, why do they size up the hats Th in the Clinic room so? Oh! an Easter Bonnet! I see. Dr. Way lcalling the rollb- Mrs, Davies. Oh scissors, let's cut up. Shurtz- Sl1e's absent, Doctor. I3I SOME NEW EXPRESSIONS. Hush Money-Cash paid for soothing syrup. The World's Greatest Composer-Chloroforni. Afraid of Nothing-The person scared by a ghost. The Stamp Act-Loud applause. The Hire Class -Employes. Matrimony-Contradictions and contrary actions. Held Up -WOlllCl1,S trains. ' Poor Actor-Bankrupt tragedian. Chocolate Drop-Fall of a darky. Vacant Smile-Empty Hask. Pants for Notoriety-Actress who dons trousers. Goes Without Saying-A discharged mute. Wrapping Paper-A partisan sheet. Pair of Slippers-Orange peel and banana skin. Skyscrapers -Comets. In for a High Time-Clock in the steeple. Bald Head-Something we don't want, yet wouldn't lose. Income Tacks-Iron that enters the sole. Words that Burn --Verses in the Waste basket. SMOKE UP! The Cigar-Hello, old chapg you're looking good- how do yon feel? The Pipe-Oh, first class. I'm getting stronger every day. How are you? The Cigar-Dead to the world, thank you. I'm to be cremated this morning. Because a man has dollars doesn't necessarily imply that he has sense. l r l l 132 COINCIDENCE. That tooth was very hard to pull 3 I had to yank and strive- But since you are my customer, I'll charge you only live, Said the dentist. A rather strange coincidence - Your pardon, sir, I beg- But when you pulled my tooth, I'll swear You also pulled my leg, Said the man, ALWAYS SAVE FOR A RAINY DAY. There was a young lady named Jane, VVho went out for a walk in the rain 3 Her skirts were so lacy It really was racy And drove all the chappies insane. TOO BAD. Oh, there once was a weak-minded squire, Who Warbled low voice in the choir 5 He one day out of luck On a lovv note got stuck, And they dug his voice out of the mire. AN EPITAPH. Here, free from surgeons, rests the form Of Ebenezer Moses Bendix. He's gone to the eternal realms To join his verrniform appendix. DON'TS ON THE USE OF HCT AIR. Don't remark at dental conventions or elsewhere that you never charge less than 315.00 for a gold crown, nor less than 310.00 for a gold filling. Young practitioners might believe it, while older practitioners might per- suade you that your city is too small for such a genius. Don't attribute unworthy motives to another practi- tioner because he joins some society, or because he attends church. The man who emits this variety of hot air usually spends Sunday at the operating chair. He finds it pays better. Don't think you are too busy to attend dental meet- ings. The men who accomplish most and are really the busiest men are seldom heard to remark, I am too busy. ' Don't talk shop. If you talk about your work when you are out of your office, wise ones will know that you do not get enough work when you are in your office. Don't try to impress people with the magnitude of your practice by remarking that you have appointments extending over the two following months. It may be that the man at the next corner does just as much work, and yet, because of greater executive ability, has his appointments only two weeks in advance. This latter course will be found more satisfactory to both dentist and patient. Don't criticise adversely every piece of work you see. You might inadvertently happen on a piece of your own and have difiiculty in making explanations. Don't forget it takes a rubber bulb to force the hot air. If you are in the habit of dealing in this commo- dity don't look surprised if some fellow says rubber The market value of a hot air syringe is such that every dentist can afford to have one, and always use ihe syrzbzge. I PROVERBS UP TO DATE. Better swallow your good jest than lose your good friend. Sweet are the uses of adversity, bitter are the uses of prosperity. The rising generation owes much to the inventor of the alarm clock. If vanity were a deadly disease, every undertaker would buy fast horses. When the last trump sounds some woman will ask Gabriel to wait a minute. A good field of corn is one thing a farmer doesn't care to have crowed over. The Dead March is not necessarily the one that the musicians have murdered. The oil of insincerity' is more to be dreaded than the vinegar of vituperation. A walk may improve your appetite, but a tramp will eat you out of house and home. The man who can not be beaten is he who holds his head up when he has been beaten. Cheese, active. Butter, strong. Coal, light. Coffee, weak. CUKOO. Scene-Parlor. Youth and maiden in close proximity. Hunt fsheepishlyD-Darling, what are you think- ing of? Bess Qsighingl-Oh, nothing mnch. Hu11t Cgrowing bolclerl-I did have a faint hope that you were thinking of me. Bess Cslylyj-I was. DO YOU KNOW AD INFINITUM. That all men have their price and some get it? That the door to success is always marked Push? That we believe the onion to be a century plant? That the fool who keeps still may be taken for a man of sense? That many a boy keeps shady for fear of getting tanned ? That a man with horse sense should know enough to say neigh ? That if you can not have what you would like, you should try to like what you have? That we would better try being as good as we advise others to be? That it is more difficult to train a miss than to miss a train? That you would better cease growling about this world until you find a better one? That it isn't what you have, but what you don't want that will make you happy? That hard water may be made soft by adding soda, and soft water becomes hard by freezing? That a hundred men can only make a camp, while it takes a woman to make a home? That while some people are free with their opinions, you will never find a professional photographer giving They've found the bug That eats the bug That fights the bug That bites us 5 They've traced the germ That kills the germ That chews the germ That smites us. They know the bug That knifes the bug That stabs the bug That jabs usg ' They've seen the germ That hates the germ That biffs the germ That nabs us. They've chained the bug That bolts the bug That jolts the bug That bings us g They've got the germ That gulps the germ That nips the germ They hold the bug That scolds the bug That told the bug To pinch us 3 They chase the germ That helps the germ That cheers the germ To cli11ch us. They've struck the bug That slays the bug That Hays the bug That sticks us 3 They've jailed the germ That guides the germ That taught the germ To fix us. But still these bugs- Microbic thugs - In spite of drugs Combat us g And still these germs- Described in terms Inspiring squirms- his views for nothing? That stings us. Get at us. ASKED-ANSWERED. HIS FINANCIAL PARADOX. junior-How do you like your new boarding house? A thing I can not understand- Freshman -Well, it has its strong and weak points. Perhaps it springs from thought refracted- jiinior-What are they? - Is how a fellowts debts expand Freshman-The butter and the coffee. l The more they are contracted. I A Bad Tooth, . A D. D. S. Epitaph . A Leap Year Proposal, At the Dentist's, . Ad Cartoon, . Advertisements, Alumni Association, Athletic Cartoon, Board of Trustees, . Band, . , . Base Ball Team, . . Bun1be1shauferstein's Speech, Bench Warmer's Hilarity Club, Butters-In Club, . Cartoon of Editors, . Class Alphabet, . Club Cartoon, College Calendar, Dr. James Taylor, . . Dr. Jonathan Taft, 'K Dr. Paul Revere, Dentist, Dig In, . . . Duscheirotos Club, . Demonstrators, . Editorial Staff, Editor's Apology, Foot Ball, . Freshman Class, . Fable of Handsome Jethro, Fraternity Cartoon, , Glee Club, . . Goin' to School, . Hospital Clinic Cartoon . History of College, . Had Fun with Dentist, Gable of Cllontents. . . 107 97 . 87 Q0 - '39 I4O - 54 79 . I4 76 . 80 IO8 . II3 115 . 136 117 . 67 I3 . IO II - 95 86 . 68 18 . 8 7 . 82 50 . 102 55 . 72 101 . 78 I2 . 98 l l 1 l 13 How Come the Dentist in Heaven? In the Good Old VVinter Time, Jokes, . . . junior Class, Knockers' Club, Life's Compass, Mandolin Club, . Music Cartoon, Nom De Plumes, . New York and Chicago Dental Association, . Opening, . . Ode to Juniors and Freshiesf' Operating Room, . Oh, Slush, . . . Plaint of a Merry Pessimist, Phi Alpha Chi Fraternity, . Psi Omega Fraternity, . Roasts, . . Senior Class, . Slippance, . . . Special Lecturers, . Some State Board Examinatio The Trusts, . . The Faculty, . The End, . . The Doctor and the Teeth, . The Breakfast Food Family, The Singer, , , Title Page, . Track Team, . Table of Contents, Tobacco Bummers, . Wliat to Have, . VVise and Otherwise, n Questions, . 110 IO4 I23 44 116 3 74 70 120 121 5 94 49 IIQ 86 56 60 III 21 QI 20 112 120 15 15s IOS 97 7I 1 54 135 II4 ,- '01 134 A 9 I ff A X , .i D6 G9 6 f I k e If WHAT TO HAVE A wife congenial to the soul, 5X A little cash to pay for coal 3 Q A book, a pipe, a ire warm, XX A little house to 'scape the storm 3 SPX . 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Race and Fifth Sts., Cincinnati, O. I The Harvard High Low Hydraulic Dental Chair and Instrument Cabinet The Lowest Posltlon I6 Inches. The Highest Posltlon 36 Inches. We do not belong to any trust or com- bine, and we deal di- rect with the dentist. All our goods sold Q on easy payments or liberal discount for cash MANUFACTURED BY TI-IE HARVARD C0. CANTON, 01-110. J. H. SHIELDS, D. D. S., General Agent, 8I5 N. COLLEGE AVE., BLOOMINGTON, IND. of 2 .C O C E o d PHONES .1 cd , ww ,A A X . Q 'X X ., LXUIX. H A '., 1 .. -1 v : ' J' H . -M,-ff f- 1 ww, -:, 'fi O 'I Y . . 1 I N . W -' K ' I X v , . , I .,X X ' I , ' -. ' V 4,441 5' Lw:5:3I.,f, V- ' ' I: -' 1 a 'X' -I XX.-X. ,I 'X',- ', . . .N 'Ir aim, 4, 1 . ,,fv,- ' 1 I I I.,I.i-2 . I , XI.,. , I .. ' A, J . , X X - - X I X .I , X , . Er. -n- - nit.: -, f ' 'Y yi-Vj:,'IX1X5.Pa,AA ,' ' ,.K',- N L3 P j pg ' ' . .1 J! ' ,' - ' iw. , ' -x- . f- - 7 -. A-I 4' . ' 1.- ,Y . . X c 'I . .' 51021 --: g ii v . ' WW- f ,Y ' viflw , i I Amis '- -XY 5 . 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':?.ffgf Faeraiiiiiiii If , 77 1 7 ' X l 'fe hr f fm af N 4 l 'VE ee 1HIIIInIlulnufunuIunummmIInmu.nmmnunuImmmmummuununuummnmnmmmnp ij TSE? A5353 un. Jack what IS C H 8: D a new breakfast food? No xt s a Rallroad from Cmcmnatx to MlChlg3D Speakmg of ood I got the best meal on thelr cars I ever had on a rallroad F. L. CARTERS KNElVIOELLER'S FANl0US LU CH ROOM , 620 ELM ST. 209 BROADWAY. West End Pharmacy, NEVER CLOSED. NORTH EAST CORNER ER STREETS. Chase 8: Sauborn's Mocha and java Coffee used exclusively. 145 THE I SEND FOR CIRCULARS, CANTON I on SEE THE AGENT. SURGICAL AND DENTAL CHAIR COIVIPANY, CANTON, I Agen 1 an of the I OH IO, I American Dental Colleges. I S, A MANUFACTURERS OF HIGH-LOW DENTAL CHAIRS FREDERICKS DENTAL CHAIRS DENTAL CABINETS 6 A DENTAL ENGINES fjggj FOUNTAIN CUSPIDORS WALL BRACKETS CHAIR BRACKETS ALLEN TABLES 146 WM. K BELLIS, A. P. FOX, President. Secretary 8: Gen'l Manager. FOX lic GARHART SPECIALTY CO. HIGH STANDARD ALLOYS. I l l Not Members of any Trust. l Direct from MANUFACTURER to CONSUMER. . H. S. Gold White Alloy. Prlce, 52.50 per Ounce. 5 Ounces S10.00. . I H. S. Euodon CTRUE Toorm White Alloy, Price, 51.50 per Ounce. 5 Ounces 57.00. J 1SEND YOUR ORDERS DIRECT TO--1 Fox Xa Garhart Specialty Co. 508 Stevenson Bldg. INDIANAPOLIS, IND. I THE REASON XYHY. She leaned her head against my breast 3 Her face was wond'rous fair. Her eyes looked pleadingly in mine - My hand lay on her hair, And yet I spake no word of love, No tender glance I gaveg Though Well I knew the lady fair Was thinkinginie alknave. At last I felt that I must speak, Woiild I her wrath appease, So then I said: Open your mouth A little wider, please. POSITIVELY BRUTAL, There! exclaimed Mrs. Lasheni upon her return from the dentists HIYIII glad that tooth is out 3 it will never ache againf, Of course not, replied the heartless other half of the combination. Itls beyond the reach of your tongue now. ALAS! POOR MARY. Mary niade an angel cake, And placed it on the table: Her husband of it did partake, As long as he was able. All this occurred a week ago, And the doctor did allow That Marys cakelet was-'nt slow- For she's a widow now. Columbia Cabinet 8: Furniture Co. . ...MANUFACTURERS OF . . . . , 'l'fi X ii ' f W. f' , H , Z' I .2 'lq i,i. .Q.1i AV Q, A q,u., , ,M ,,.,i, ,,, A X DENTAL AND PHYSICIAN'S CABINETS, TABLES, FURNITURE, ETC. Estimates on Special Work N Cheerfully Gnvenfl- 145 PQTTER 18-zo-22-24 FIFTH ST., NEAR VINE. Distributors ol' smart styles in Boots and Oxfords for young Men and Women. We make a specialty of exclusive designs shown hy no other house in Cincinnati. The Largest Shoe Store in Ghio FRA K E. DORNTSEIFER CUSTOM TAILOR ww 3 8 3 3 COLERAIN AVE. YOU CAN attract a better class of patients and demand T x better fees if y our office is well furnished. Such furnishing calls for a chair of handsome appearance, comfortable and restful to the patient, absolutely reliable, ' kin . No other Chair so Well and smooth and silent vvor g answers all demands as a FAvoR1TE COLUMBIA No. 2. -3-sw' DQS ws: mp To serve such patients properly you need a Columbia Electric Engine. lt will enchance the ornamental, up-to-date impression made by the chair, d ffectivelv as to create for its user the most ments. They are under more perfect control than any The method of suspension is perfection itself. They never wear out. A beautiful illustrated catalog giving all details of both chair and engine, and a booklet of testi monials from delighted users, free, with our compliments. ,Special terms to students. Inquire of you us: For sale by all leading dealers: dealers, or of The Ritter Dental Manufacturing Co., Rochester, New York. 149 and Works so silently an e J favorable opinion. Columbia Electric Engines never balk at critical mo- other electric engine. f MADAMEIHEFORRESVS ANTISEPTIC CREAM SKl N FOOD! For cleansing and beautifying the skin, removes Freckles, Blackheads, Pimples, Moth, Tan, Sunburn, Chappecl Face and Hands. It is the most delightful preparation of its kind in use. .- .' .- .- .- ,- .- DlREC'1'IONS: Apply surlicient tu moisten thu skin and lr with hands until absorbed, then finish with soft rag ur chan MILTON FRANKEN, EIGI-ITI-I AND CENTRAL AVE. FOR FINE PHOTOGRAPHS AT POPULAR PRICES ..... '5 14 1f 1f 1f Srupio pRAND, FRED. DELISLE, MANAGER TELEPHONE M. 2670 N. E. Cor. 8th and Race Material of Highest CQ1ality, Special Rates to Students. Jfinblaxg Stewart, P H A R Nl A CIS T. N. VV. Cor. COURT 8: IXKIOUND STS. 150 Cincinnati Dental Supply Co. ....DEALERS IN.... Dental Supplies and Specialties. Rooms I0-II Glenn Bldg. S. W. Cor. FIFTH and RACE STS Fellowship Alloy. Fellowship Burs, Fellowship Broaches Fellowship Cement. Fellowship Teeth. zoth Century Teeth Pinless Teeth. Also Complete Line of Dental Goods Liberal Discount for Cash, Send for Price List Ulf a man can write a b tter book, preach a be lc b ' mouse-trap than his neighbor, though he build his h h d the world will make a beaten path to his door. -Emerson lt would be difhcult to hnd a clearer, more promising guide for a man's-any man's- life-work, than these words of the Sage of Concord. They are another setting for the idea ex- pressed in the old copy-book phrase, strive to excel. lt is just as necessary for the dentist to strive for excellence as for the writer, the preacher, or the maker of mouse-traps. The best work will win for him as well as for them. If you have a lead pencil to sharpen, you do not look for a pair of shears, but for a pen- knife, and the sharper the better. So, in dentistry you need tools and instruments adapted to their work. The more exactly they are adapted, each to its special sphere, the better the results you will achieve. You cannot do your best if you are handicapped with inferior instruments. The business of this house has been built upon a strict adherence to its motto, the best is the cheapest, another paraphrase of Emerson's statement. When you buy dentist's supplies which bear the TRADE if MARK you get loo per cent. of hrstequality goods. Every one of our products is made the best we know how. lt must be ht to uphold the dignity of the trade-mark which marks the world's standard of quality. , ln buying these products you have the certainty of the highest quality known to dentist's supplies. Using these and no others, and striving always for greater excellence, the world will make a beaten track to your door. THE S. S.WHlTE DENTAL MFG. CO. Philadelphia, New York, Boston, Chicago, Brooklyn, Atlanta, Rochester, Berlin, Buenos Ayres, St. Petersburg, Toronto. ISI GE . . FELS, ? -ee--1 DENTAL SUPPLIES N-Q--get Q Manufacturer of the Celebrated Brands of Favorite Foils, Pink VVaX, Vulcanite Rubber, White Arrialgarn. DENTAL DEPOT: 434 ELM STREET, S. E. COR., FIFTH ST CINCINNATI, OI-110. 152 51 It .M , .2 57: x LQX .us-1 ' Qu- 'A ' -. . ' 2-'51-uf' .. . . , -f ., . 4 .- Y .Y,- - W af, --.' , - . ' , 1 V f ' -' r 4 A ' . ,,-.. ,.' ,Z ,f-, N , - '.L. f ' 1 ..-, . . ,.,- I '5 . U vu ?,':'Yf ' - Y- ' ,, H13 in . L ' . f r .1 1. 'bi fp, 'SA-,ff'4:1 . ' - ' . , - ,. 'v ' n 'f A 1. .- .1-,,,f', : - X 5-nf Af, f 11. ,'!':1v A-' , 'V .ff.-44-1... M ww.: 1 '---- L '- - . ff K f :. T1 ' . .V xt. 1' 1 9-. A gi .rf -,I -. -V . - . , 'J 1 . , 'Nw . N , X-IZ, f 7 I x': T'. - V' l.'1: .' , f 41 -'-. 'v:. 5 5. N '55 'ifl?f 41. all ,x 1 1- -1. S. ,, . 3'-lm: -Y. a'.L. - V'5' ':-g-' . ' A .-... V ' 4 -4,.' 7' N. -.:w1'-f g tx-.,',1j , I .Ju 'A' f-xw 15 1-l .. ' . f, IF '?45i ,5.'3'3:f5?-i'7f- 4' 4' if ff 'Tj-F '?5'-'33 . r . . . J l HI AL' u -Q. ,. t 'J V. -fu. 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