Ohio College of Dental Surgery - Alethian Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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IDEAL ROOM-MATES. I. D. Best and Bible, A E, J. R. Bones and Fishback, R. E. CLASS OFFICERS- F. J. Knoll and Hill, O. C. D- L' 5,NGLE,,-ON,,,,CSidem, H. E. Rudman and Goodman, D. K. C- H- SC'-10'l IN Vic:-Prfsidfnf, C B. Emery and Sandker, F. G. MISS J' D' JENKIg5:efSTi3I'AN15, ,ma um Williaiii Mount - Peele, R. E- B. A. Long - Schott, C. H, INVITATION COMMITTEE. A. O. Glass - Potts, J. E. F' G' BEROSET' N B. A. LONG, V. XV. Hunt - Diamond, VV. B. ix-I. c. I-xnxx, Q! DR. SINGMASTER DENTIST Regulating Teeth 131 W. Ninth Street, a specialty CINCINNATI Ask ROSE. I G. S. EVA NS H. C. a A. C. MUSGRAVE, M. D., PICTURE COMMITTEE. MCCLELLA ND, C. H. SCHOTT, CLASS ORATOR. PAUL CASSIDY. NO FLOWERS ? R. E. PLA'l H H. VVILLIAMS

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AN ESSAY, An Operatic Travesty, A boy was compelled by his teacher to write an essay on the mouth for the school discipline, and this was what he said : Your mouth is the front door of your face 3 it is the aperture to the cold storage of your anatomy. Some mouths look like peaches and creamg some look like a hole in a brick wall to admit a new door or window. The mouth is the crimson aisle of your liver, it is patriotism's fountain, and the tool-chest for pie With- out a mouth the politician would be a wanderer on the face of the earth and go down in an unhonored grave. It is the gr0cer's friend, the orator's pride and the dentist's hope. It puts some men on the rostrum and some in jail. It is the temptation's lunch courter when attached to a man Without it married life would be like a summer dream, and a dude would lose his attrac- tion. if ' ONE WAY. She had a short-sleeved gown and he thought he had not seen such beautiful arms, but she seemed ill at ease, and finally said : I was vaccinated the other day and it took beautifully, but I could almost scream, it hurt so. He gazed at her faultless arms in astonishment, and asked : Why, where were you vaccinated ? H K' In Milwaukee, she said with a smile, and the young man fell off his chair. I ITS DR. WAY, To the Tune of Mr. Dooly. Words by A J. Hibschman. Music by I. XV. Stroh. At Court and Central Ave therels a dental college line, I think it is among the first that ever came down the line g At the head of this institution there's a man seen day by day, And he's Johnny on the spot, sure it's the eminent Dr. Way. CHORUS. It's Dr. Way-ay, hels come to stay-ay, He's the man that delivers the goods and draws his pay g He's so emphatic and systematic, It's Dr. Way-a-ay-a-ay-a-ay-a-ay. if RULES OF TAYLOR HALL. 1. If you wish the janitor, just wring a towel. 2. If the room gets too warm, just look out of the Window and see the ire escape. 3. Don't blow out the gas. 4. If you want some writing paper and can't find same in the library, try the wall paper. - 5. If you love music, listen to the Dago in the alley.

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TABLE OF PAGE A Prize Poem, . . 1 IO Advertisements, . 1 39 Alpha Omicron Club, . . 94 Alumni Association, . 70 A Toast ,... . 53 A Freshman's First Day, . QQ Board of Editors, . . S Board of Trustees, . . I4 Base Ball Club, .... . S8 Bumbelshauferstein, The De11tist, IOS Clubs, ..... . Q3 College Calendar, . . 1 3 Conjugium Conjunction Club, . 96 Clinic Views, . . . 64 Demonstrators ,.... . 20 Dental Oflice and Its Advantages, IO6 Dental jokes, .' . . . 143 Embryonic Faculty, . 1 1 S Foot Ball Club, . . QO Freshman Class, 66 Freshman History, . 68 Freshman Roll, . 69 Finis, ...... . 1 38 Goat Hairs ,..... 80 Is There Anything Funny in That? . . II 5 junior Class, ..... 60 junior History, . 62 Junior Roll, 65 I CONTENTS. Mandolin Club, . . . Necrology ,... Ohio College of Dental Surgery O C. D. S. Band, . . Our Contemporaries, . Oddities and Novelties, . Ode to Class '03, . Our Symphony, Preface, . . Psi Omega Fraternity, Psi Omega Roll, . . Phi Alpha Chi Fraternity, Phi Alpha Chi Roll, . Roasts, . . . Senior Class, . Senior History, . Special Lectures, . . Summary of Students, . Students' Social MGHL1, . Studiums H a11d Doctors, The Opening, . . The Faculty, The jay Club, . The Dentist, . . The Finish Two Step, . The Fratsf' . . . University of Cincinnati, Ways of Dentists, . 35 PAGE S6 22 I2 82 IBO 120 24 3 7 72 76 78 77 117 23 56 19 Q2 119 116 5 I5 147 114 54 71 IO 111