Ohio College of Dental Surgery - Alethian Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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Smart Set, ----- PERIODICALS RECEIVED. THE WEAR'E5- Our Dumb Animals, -'-- Flora Hoag, 05 W01nan's Home Companion, - - - Johnson, O3 Outlook, ---- Windows of the Library - Senior Class Musical Times, Compressed Air, The Sportsman, War Cry, - Weeklies, - Lower Corridor Between Classes - - - - Potts, 05 - - V. W. Hunt, O4 - Canon, O3 - Ora Harper, 05 S8 '49 '8 EXTRACTING ROOM. Enter young street Arab. I want this 'ere tooth yankedf' Very well, young manf' replied a Freshman in his most entrancing manner. L' Take this operating chair, please. It will afford you no great pain, I am certain After a goodly number of futile attempts to extract a second inferior molar, the demonstrator was called upon to render assistance. H 'K That 'ere was a bum student that had hold of 'em pinchersf, cried the dirty urchin, between a How of tears and a stream of blood. 132 Willie Willie Willie Willie Willie Willie A. Holtz, 03. E, Chester, 03. F. Knemoeller, D. Herr, 04. Mount, 05 F. Rodgers, 05. Willie F. O'Donnell, 0 04. 3. Willie G. Wallace, 05. Willie H. Rockwell, 05 Willie I. Tate, f-03. Willie G. Best, 05. Willie G. Smith, 05. Willie Burns, 05. VVillie McMillan, 05. Willie F. Outcalt, 04. 129 rl' Q9 Nellie ate fruit cake, Nellie ate jelly, Nellie went home With a pain in her- Don't get excited, Don't be misled, Nellie went home W'ith a pain in her head. vi' THEN. In days long ago Cin the six- ties, you knowD when gf r-a n d in a went walking she always held her skirts so! Q! Q9 NOW . W'hat would she s a y, i f s li e saw girls to-day, with skirts clutched so tightly that they all lo o lc this way?

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PICTURES. WORD Three smart young men and three nice girls, All lovers true as steel g Decided in a friendly way To spend the day awheel. They started in the early morn, And nothing seemed aniiss 5 And when they reached the leafy lanes They in like rode twos this. They wandered by the verdant dale, Beside the rippling rill 5 The sun shone brightly all the while, They heard the song-birdls trill. They sped through many a woodland glade, The world was full of bliss g And when they rested in the shade They sat in twos like this. The sun went down and evening canie, A lot too soon, they saidg Too long they tarried on the way, The clouds grew black oterhead. ' Down dashed the rain I They hoineward flew 'Till one unlucky miss Slipped sideways-Crash ! Great Scott ! The lot Wereallniixednplikethis. 131 A PULL. I. Before I married Mary Ann, The corset was a mystery, But now each day she turns to me, And I behold, oh, hully gee ! That something surely is amiss, D Because the strings look just like this. II. Catch hold, she tells nieg I obey 5 I grasp the laces in each hand. Now pull, she says, with all yo And I begin that strenuous light, 'Till she rewards me with a kiss. as Us OJ, Q Q, 66 8 6 df, 6 .vt O .49 4 Q Z' We it ur might,

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AN ESSAY, An Operatic Travesty, A boy was compelled by his teacher to write an essay on the mouth for the school discipline, and this was what he said : Your mouth is the front door of your face 3 it is the aperture to the cold storage of your anatomy. Some mouths look like peaches and creamg some look like a hole in a brick wall to admit a new door or window. The mouth is the crimson aisle of your liver, it is patriotism's fountain, and the tool-chest for pie With- out a mouth the politician would be a wanderer on the face of the earth and go down in an unhonored grave. It is the gr0cer's friend, the orator's pride and the dentist's hope. It puts some men on the rostrum and some in jail. It is the temptation's lunch courter when attached to a man Without it married life would be like a summer dream, and a dude would lose his attrac- tion. if ' ONE WAY. She had a short-sleeved gown and he thought he had not seen such beautiful arms, but she seemed ill at ease, and finally said : I was vaccinated the other day and it took beautifully, but I could almost scream, it hurt so. He gazed at her faultless arms in astonishment, and asked : Why, where were you vaccinated ? H K' In Milwaukee, she said with a smile, and the young man fell off his chair. I ITS DR. WAY, To the Tune of Mr. Dooly. Words by A J. Hibschman. Music by I. XV. Stroh. At Court and Central Ave therels a dental college line, I think it is among the first that ever came down the line g At the head of this institution there's a man seen day by day, And he's Johnny on the spot, sure it's the eminent Dr. Way. CHORUS. It's Dr. Way-ay, hels come to stay-ay, He's the man that delivers the goods and draws his pay g He's so emphatic and systematic, It's Dr. Way-a-ay-a-ay-a-ay-a-ay. if RULES OF TAYLOR HALL. 1. If you wish the janitor, just wring a towel. 2. If the room gets too warm, just look out of the Window and see the ire escape. 3. Don't blow out the gas. 4. If you want some writing paper and can't find same in the library, try the wall paper. - 5. If you love music, listen to the Dago in the alley.