Ohio College of Dental Surgery - Alethian Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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PICTURES. WORD Three smart young men and three nice girls, All lovers true as steel g Decided in a friendly way To spend the day awheel. They started in the early morn, And nothing seemed aniiss 5 And when they reached the leafy lanes They in like rode twos this. They wandered by the verdant dale, Beside the rippling rill 5 The sun shone brightly all the while, They heard the song-birdls trill. They sped through many a woodland glade, The world was full of bliss g And when they rested in the shade They sat in twos like this. The sun went down and evening canie, A lot too soon, they saidg Too long they tarried on the way, The clouds grew black oterhead. ' Down dashed the rain I They hoineward flew 'Till one unlucky miss Slipped sideways-Crash ! Great Scott ! The lot Wereallniixednplikethis. 131 A PULL. I. Before I married Mary Ann, The corset was a mystery, But now each day she turns to me, And I behold, oh, hully gee ! That something surely is amiss, D Because the strings look just like this. II. Catch hold, she tells nieg I obey 5 I grasp the laces in each hand. Now pull, she says, with all yo And I begin that strenuous light, 'Till she rewards me with a kiss. as Us OJ, Q Q, 66 8 6 df, 6 .vt O .49 4 Q Z' We it ur might,

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OUR CONTEMPORARIES. HOW HE YVON HER. Ice Cream he bought his darling, And she ate and ate and ate 5 Till at last her heart she gave him, To make room for one more plate. -Harvard Lampoou. 18 'TVVOULD BE MORE UNEASY VVITHOUT IT Uneasy lies the tooth that wears a crown. -Cornell Wfidow. Q' THE VVAY OF THE TRANSGRESSOR. The way of the transgressor is hard-but not always on the transgressor. -Princeton Tiger. nf 'TWOULD TAKE A BETTER ONE. L' I'll beat your face? A Yer cantt do it wid yours. -Harvard Lampoon, 16' A STRONG CASE. g Possession, backed by a strong arm and a hefty boot, is usually ten points better than the law. -Pennsylvania Punch Bowl. ve' LITTLE GEORGE. Little George, precocious bunch, Took his skates right after lunch, Started out, the ice to try- IVhich he did-but here we sigh. As he cut a figure eight, Ice refused to bear his weight g Now he dwells where skates will melt, Telling dead ones how it felt. -Pennsylvania Punch Bowl. 130 IN ITHACA A miss is as good as a mile-for really it's only a dif- ference in the number of laps, anyway. -Cornell W'idow. iS THE DANGER OF BEING POLITE. She : Your step suits mine beautifully. He : How lucky 1 Especially as I dance so badly? -Harvard Lampoon. Q' CONTINUED IN OUR NEXT. Y Dinwit: 't Say, our backbones are like serial stories, aren't they ? Prove it Dinwit : 'L Continued in our necks -Harvard Lampoon. ve! NOTHING IN IT. . Shall I brain him ? cried a hazer g and the victimls courage fell. You can't, it is a freshman. just hit him on the head. -Sphinx. Q9 SONG OF THE AUTOMOBILIST. My cup is overflowing, I've joy in life's brief span 5 At last I have run 'over A mounted policeman. -Punch Bowl. vb' ON THE NILE. The monkey lost his hold and fell into the crocodile's waiting jaws. Even then his wits did not desert him. I just dropped in for dinner, he said, with an en- gaging smlle. -Yale Record.

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Smart Set, ----- PERIODICALS RECEIVED. THE WEAR'E5- Our Dumb Animals, -'-- Flora Hoag, 05 W01nan's Home Companion, - - - Johnson, O3 Outlook, ---- Windows of the Library - Senior Class Musical Times, Compressed Air, The Sportsman, War Cry, - Weeklies, - Lower Corridor Between Classes - - - - Potts, 05 - - V. W. Hunt, O4 - Canon, O3 - Ora Harper, 05 S8 '49 '8 EXTRACTING ROOM. Enter young street Arab. I want this 'ere tooth yankedf' Very well, young manf' replied a Freshman in his most entrancing manner. L' Take this operating chair, please. It will afford you no great pain, I am certain After a goodly number of futile attempts to extract a second inferior molar, the demonstrator was called upon to render assistance. H 'K That 'ere was a bum student that had hold of 'em pinchersf, cried the dirty urchin, between a How of tears and a stream of blood. 132 Willie Willie Willie Willie Willie Willie A. Holtz, 03. E, Chester, 03. F. Knemoeller, D. Herr, 04. Mount, 05 F. Rodgers, 05. Willie F. O'Donnell, 0 04. 3. Willie G. Wallace, 05. Willie H. Rockwell, 05 Willie I. Tate, f-03. Willie G. Best, 05. Willie G. Smith, 05. Willie Burns, 05. VVillie McMillan, 05. Willie F. Outcalt, 04. 129 rl' Q9 Nellie ate fruit cake, Nellie ate jelly, Nellie went home With a pain in her- Don't get excited, Don't be misled, Nellie went home W'ith a pain in her head. vi' THEN. In days long ago Cin the six- ties, you knowD when gf r-a n d in a went walking she always held her skirts so! Q! Q9 NOW . W'hat would she s a y, i f s li e saw girls to-day, with skirts clutched so tightly that they all lo o lc this way?