Ohio College of Dental Surgery - Alethian Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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BOOKS RECEIVED. DID YOU EVER SEE In His Steps, Miss jenkins, og Best of All, - Bible, 05 Masonry, Shriner, O4 In Memoriam, - - Bones, 05 Crown and Bridge System, - Evans, O3 Anthracite, - - Singleton, O3 Fulton's Steamboat - Hudson, 05 From Ball Room to Hell, - - Dancer, 05 Base Ball Rules, ----- Dia1HO11d, O4 Prisoners of Hope, - Freshman before Examination Les Miserables, - Freshman after examination To Have and to Hold, - - - Cahill's Ambition The Spenders, ----- Peters Hill The Crisis, - Seniors Awaiting Examination Returns One Little Maid, ------ Susie Dry Am I, - - - Davis Neighbors in Cumminsville, OlDonnell Lower Cleft Palates, - - Rudman XVl1at's in a Name, - Best 128 Grimes grimy? Huff huffy? R. F. Hale miss a ball game? An -Alethian like this one ? A dental student without a pony? The college museum? Cahill at the college? A man like Kearby? He can tell who a telegram is from by the writing on the envelope. A class, as a whole, that was strictly honest? Such line new operating chairs? Brown, when he wasntt talking about the doings of the Indiana Legislature? A body of students who were more liberal with their ideas C at examination timej than dental students? Long short? The expression on a student's face when told that he was running his engine backwards? Stolen instruments returned except in the Freshman class ? A deciduous bicuspid like the one Foster extracted? The Freshmen twins when they were not together? Hoffman, the morning after, when he was so absent minded as to forget to comb his hair?

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Better Known As- Some Freshmen Bones-The heavy tradegian. Wilsoii-Tlie heavy nian. Kline-Tubby and Miss Huff's brother. Miller -Johnny Applesauce. Smith-A second George Ade. VVoodyard-Alladin with his wonderful lamp. Huff -The leader of the chorus. Hynes-The ladies' inan. Connor-A bad actor. Burdett -- Toothpick Bill. Foster-The nian who knows a horse. Shakely -Tizzarcl' s rival. Burns -The best nian in dissecting. Morrison -The reporter. Wallace-'lllie man with the good taste goblets. Rice -The cute inan. Hurlbert-The windy inan. Musgrave -The inan who is no photographer. Rockwell-The innocent nian, or Clarkson's victini. Brown-The strong nian, Cavagana-The best shot with a piece of plaster. Mrs. Hoag-The prize winner. Mrs. Davies-VVho knows how it should be clone. Miss Callahan Only one that can play house Thoinpson and Shakely-The twins. - Tizzard-The orator and deinonstrator for Miss Calla- han. 127 Eshnian-The inan who thinks the roots of diciduous teeth evaporate. Bible-A good fellow. Best -Anything but a fool. Robinson-The authority on night owl cars. Willianis -The schoohnaster. Bussey-'I Boozeyf' Towers-The inan who knows w VVright-The Freshman poet. Morrell-Diamond Dick. Cassell-Daffy. Blake v Scrubby. Hitler-Tacks. Crocker - Bertha. Dancer-Star of base ball teani. Taylor- Huinptuni. U W'ithrow-A pool shark. Grifhth -H Pradical Case. U Davidson - Munips. Knoll-The banker. Harper-The huinan clothes pin. Littleton-The cigar inaker. Bailey -The dissecting 'K pony. Robbins The nian who enjoys riding. Harshburger-The pride of Cumniinsvillef' Sites-The pet of the class. McKihben--The inoneyecl man. here the head belongs.

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PERVERTED PRGVERBS A rolling stone gathers no moss, 'tis true, but it stops when it Ends a hole it can fill. .0 The man who said: H Twinkle, twinkle, little star, had the satisfaction of seeing them twinkle. So also had the man who said: Roll on thou dark blue ocean, roll I But how very disappointed must he have been who said: Backward! Turn backward, oh Time, in your flight. ' 0 Music may be the universal language, but it will always be Greek to some people. .0 Never forget that the under dog sometimes has the best hold. 0 A womanls worst fault is her inclination to believe everything men tell her. .0 Itls a short lane that does not turn once too often. .0 There are plenty of people you can improve your mind a lot by not associating with. 0 A man can always get a woman to have him by acting like he thought she wouldn't. .0 Some come to college to gain wisdom, while others come to lose their wisdomtteethj. I29 If some men were to lose their reputation they would be lucky. .2 To name a cigar after an actress doesn't make it draw any better. 0 Men set up the drinks, and the drinks upset the men. 2 A minister practices' what he preaches when he re- hearses his sermons. 0 The fellow who wears squeaking shoes has no music in his sole. .0 Some men resemble the bottom number of fractions- the bigger they appear the less they really are. 0 Wheii a wise man makes a mistake it teaches him something. ' .0 . Knocking a chip off the other fellow's shoulder does not necessarily mean that the knocker wants to fight. It may mean that he lacks ordinary discretion.