Ohio College of Dental Surgery - Alethian Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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VVANTED 'WANTED VVANTED NVANTED W'ANTED VVANTED WANTED WANTED VVANTED WANTED WANTED VVANTED WANTED WANTED WANTED WANTED Alethian Want Column. -A job the Seniors. -An elevator that will lift us above reproach- Editors. -Fishback's formula for Flux. --Larger hats-Freshmen. -Subscribers for the Alethian-Business Ed- itors. A -Books for the library. -A pony-well broken. -Patients with patience. -To know what Musgrave said when he made his nomination speech. -A Xmas present like Chapin '04 received. More towels in the clinic. -More protoplasm. -Frayer's new note book. -McCall, when Ellison was not with him. -Borrowed instruments never returned. -A curling iron for Clarkson's mustache. 123 Some Things that Could Not be Helped A heavy weight Senior- Singleton. A Senior that's all right, if his name is 'Q Dennis. A Senior who does not fancy our class colors- Brown. A Senior a married man and a Bachelorf' l A flower of a Senior- Rose. A Senior A Senior A Senior A Senior A Senior that was never half- Schott. who slipped on a banana Peele who is comfortable yet- Burns who has a- Fishbackf' who is always- Best. A Senior who is a hungry- Wolfel' A Senior that is a big gun -'C Canon. A good Senior, though his name is- Paul A Senior who guarantees his work to last- Long A Senior whose price is always-H Lower.

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Oddities and Novelties. -i Griffith Clireshmanj: Doctor, I Wants a prattical casef' 1? If I refuse to be vaccinated after being exposed to smallpox, can I be sent to jail? If so, do you think I would break out there ?'l -Frayer. 'F OVERHEARD IN DISSECTING ROOM. , Dr. Matlack : VVhat are you doing?'l Freshman : Skinning the neck. ve' Dr. Matlack : Did you get all the integument off? Falknor 1 Sure ! I cut the integument and skin both off together. v8 Wliat's a man to do when the cavity drops out? -O' Donnell. I ONE GOLD FILLING. Chapin tafter putting in his iirst gold lillingj: I just wanted to get one gold filling to see how it is done and now I know. I am going home to-morrow. nf Can any reader inform me where I can get my head examined ? A -Shriner, O4- X22 A MODEL- Griflith, O4 : Dr. Way don't have to give me patients. The girls find out that I don't chew, smoke or drink or have any bad habits and they just come to me. H! Kearby claims he can recognize the hand-writing on a telegram. if Ask Long how he enjoyed the patrol ride. w? VVhat medicine do you advise me to take? I have a case of mumps on my hands. -ML1SgT3Vei 03- vt' as WE KNOW THEM. Dick Singleton Abe Eisenman. Gus U Hainmerle. Ben Long. L' Mac Fadden. Sid Teasdale. Sit' Cameron. Jerrie Blosser. King Dodo Scott. Doc Hill. Skinny Falknor. Pat Rardon. Kearby Qvvhen Dr. Molyneaux turns on the light in the stereopticonj : Everybody shut their eyes so as to make it dark enough in here to see the pictures?

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Handy Things to Have About Your Baily flasks. Emery t' disks. Gold Mallet. 'Watts metal. Zink Potts. Diamond disks. Rolling Mills. t'Schott machine. Whit1iey flasks. Water Glassf' West 'l Window. Upholstered Tate.l' Evans clamps. Morris chair. Long H bite teeth. Lower impression tray. Davidson Dental Dam. Dental Office. 'A Harpersw ivory blocks. Greggsm plastic instruments. 'A Robinsonsu collar pliers. Brownsy' heroic chisels. Bibleu on the center table. Best 'J equipment in the city. A good 'L Hunt for cavities. A little Shaffer to open the door. Well Mountfedjll articulators. Littleton of coal in the W'ooclyard Rose on the cabinet. Rush of patients. Plenty of Careysf' Good f'Holtl' of forceps Goodman at the chair. Good for business to be a Shriner.H Dystartj on the walls, Morrison's seamless crown outfit. Bachelor in charge of office. H Davisl' cloth strips. Christen-son to Work on. Hopkins nerve canal reamer. Herrw for office girl. W'atkins sectional head rest. Begin Price, 124