Ohio College of Dental Surgery - Alethian Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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Oddities and Novelties. -i Griffith Clireshmanj: Doctor, I Wants a prattical casef' 1? If I refuse to be vaccinated after being exposed to smallpox, can I be sent to jail? If so, do you think I would break out there ?'l -Frayer. 'F OVERHEARD IN DISSECTING ROOM. , Dr. Matlack : VVhat are you doing?'l Freshman : Skinning the neck. ve' Dr. Matlack : Did you get all the integument off? Falknor 1 Sure ! I cut the integument and skin both off together. v8 Wliat's a man to do when the cavity drops out? -O' Donnell. I ONE GOLD FILLING. Chapin tafter putting in his iirst gold lillingj: I just wanted to get one gold filling to see how it is done and now I know. I am going home to-morrow. nf Can any reader inform me where I can get my head examined ? A -Shriner, O4- X22 A MODEL- Griflith, O4 : Dr. Way don't have to give me patients. The girls find out that I don't chew, smoke or drink or have any bad habits and they just come to me. H! Kearby claims he can recognize the hand-writing on a telegram. if Ask Long how he enjoyed the patrol ride. w? VVhat medicine do you advise me to take? I have a case of mumps on my hands. -ML1SgT3Vei 03- vt' as WE KNOW THEM. Dick Singleton Abe Eisenman. Gus U Hainmerle. Ben Long. L' Mac Fadden. Sid Teasdale. Sit' Cameron. Jerrie Blosser. King Dodo Scott. Doc Hill. Skinny Falknor. Pat Rardon. Kearby Qvvhen Dr. Molyneaux turns on the light in the stereopticonj : Everybody shut their eyes so as to make it dark enough in here to see the pictures?

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ODDITIES AND NOVELTIES. Do you think that it is likely to be a cool summer? Kindly state why, where and when, also what for. -Peters. QF LOST, STRAYED OR STOLEN. The Wolfe has lost his sheepskin coat. Some heartless wretch filched it from him while he was in pro- found slumber in the Freshman Technic Room. Oh! shame l is M. Williaziis Qdissectingj : Gee, Doctor I Here are some more of those little yellow blood veins. vt' A SWELL BACK-STOP. Miss Huff has joined the College Base Ball Club as backstop. She is making a hit with the players. I vi' What makes our teeth to decay And gums to shrink away? It is as Dr. H. A. doth say, Taw Da Raw Da, food debris, Q debrayuj. vb' A PICTURE. On our back garden fence there is a painting of an upright figure. One arm is raised, the thumb of the hand points towards the nose and the fingers are ex- tended. Can any one tell me what this painting is meant to represent and who the artist is? -Schott. I2I DURING QUIZ HoURs.' Prof. Wriglit . Give difference between secretion and excretion. Bachelor, 04: Secretion is to secrete and excretion is to eXcrete. ve' Dr Cassidy : Mr. Hill, what is iron called just after it has come from the ire ? H Hill : Hog-Iron. Q9 Dr. Way : What becomes of the roots of the decidu- ous teeth? H ' Freshman: They evaporate. . Q' F. L. Falknor was chosen unanimously for President of the Cheerful Liars Club. mf Did you ever notice how nice that overcoat of Gilles, always looks? Some of the rest of us ought to put a coat stretcher in our lockers vt' EXAMINATION. Hammerle, O3 fafter making one specimen of Bacter- iologyj: Doctor, on what are you going to examine us ? Dr. Cameron Csolemnlyb : Why! Bacteriology.

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VVANTED 'WANTED VVANTED NVANTED W'ANTED VVANTED WANTED WANTED VVANTED WANTED WANTED VVANTED WANTED WANTED WANTED WANTED Alethian Want Column. -A job the Seniors. -An elevator that will lift us above reproach- Editors. -Fishback's formula for Flux. --Larger hats-Freshmen. -Subscribers for the Alethian-Business Ed- itors. A -Books for the library. -A pony-well broken. -Patients with patience. -To know what Musgrave said when he made his nomination speech. -A Xmas present like Chapin '04 received. More towels in the clinic. -More protoplasm. -Frayer's new note book. -McCall, when Ellison was not with him. -Borrowed instruments never returned. -A curling iron for Clarkson's mustache. 123 Some Things that Could Not be Helped A heavy weight Senior- Singleton. A Senior that's all right, if his name is 'Q Dennis. A Senior who does not fancy our class colors- Brown. A Senior a married man and a Bachelorf' l A flower of a Senior- Rose. A Senior A Senior A Senior A Senior A Senior that was never half- Schott. who slipped on a banana Peele who is comfortable yet- Burns who has a- Fishbackf' who is always- Best. A Senior who is a hungry- Wolfel' A Senior that is a big gun -'C Canon. A good Senior, though his name is- Paul A Senior who guarantees his work to last- Long A Senior whose price is always-H Lower.