Ohio College of Dental Surgery - Alethian Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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ODDITIES AND NOVELTIES. Do you think that it is likely to be a cool summer? Kindly state why, where and when, also what for. -Peters. QF LOST, STRAYED OR STOLEN. The Wolfe has lost his sheepskin coat. Some heartless wretch filched it from him while he was in pro- found slumber in the Freshman Technic Room. Oh! shame l is M. Williaziis Qdissectingj : Gee, Doctor I Here are some more of those little yellow blood veins. vt' A SWELL BACK-STOP. Miss Huff has joined the College Base Ball Club as backstop. She is making a hit with the players. I vi' What makes our teeth to decay And gums to shrink away? It is as Dr. H. A. doth say, Taw Da Raw Da, food debris, Q debrayuj. vb' A PICTURE. On our back garden fence there is a painting of an upright figure. One arm is raised, the thumb of the hand points towards the nose and the fingers are ex- tended. Can any one tell me what this painting is meant to represent and who the artist is? -Schott. I2I DURING QUIZ HoURs.' Prof. Wriglit . Give difference between secretion and excretion. Bachelor, 04: Secretion is to secrete and excretion is to eXcrete. ve' Dr Cassidy : Mr. Hill, what is iron called just after it has come from the ire ? H Hill : Hog-Iron. Q9 Dr. Way : What becomes of the roots of the decidu- ous teeth? H ' Freshman: They evaporate. . Q' F. L. Falknor was chosen unanimously for President of the Cheerful Liars Club. mf Did you ever notice how nice that overcoat of Gilles, always looks? Some of the rest of us ought to put a coat stretcher in our lockers vt' EXAMINATION. Hammerle, O3 fafter making one specimen of Bacter- iologyj: Doctor, on what are you going to examine us ? Dr. Cameron Csolemnlyb : Why! Bacteriology.

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ODDITIES AND NOVELTIES. Our bad habits are merely those things we enjoy which other people do not. x' The poor benighted Hindoo, He does the best he kindo 3 He sticks to his caste from first to last, And for pants he makes his skindo. N A TALE OF THE TIME BEFORE HOLIDAYS. Editor: Whatls the matter, Si?,' Si Cameron: Matter? I'm mad clean through. Herefs brown sugar gone up half a cent jest as I'm gettin' ready to get marriedfl 'F Schott, 03, the Child Specialistf' said: I have had no kids this year. 1? NO ONE KILLED. During the election of class orator it was a plain case of Cassidy Schott Sullivan. g Q' Stroh 1 Where are you going the Fourth? . x' . SOMETHING DEAD. Dr. Mehaffery : f' What do you have here PM Griffith : Canft you see that's a dead tooth. Dr. W'ay C examines the root canals of the same tooth with a broachjg, Griffith : Be careful there 5 that one root is sensi- tive. 120 ' A SWELL BLOW-OUT. , McFaddin, after treating a blind abscess, filled the root canal and inserted a gold filling. Unfortunately the filling came out and the patient returned. Mac told the patient that probablysome of the gas was left in the root and consequently the filling was blown out. if Frayer : The man with the goods. vt! ADVICE TO 4' FRESHIEX' Freshmen are requested to be polite and courteous to their instructors and to bow with much dignity to the secretaries, seniors and juniors. Q! The question of silk hats to Boyd is his exposed pulp, and you don't want to touch it. R' A PIPE. Ever since the fellow members of the Nicotine Club were home during the holidays many of them received pipes as Christmas giftsg but we have heard since then that they are meer-shams. Can you give me some advice about spanking a child ?', -Long. Never spank a child ,on a full stomach. Turn him over. -Editors. Q' There are men who can take one glass and stop-pro- vided you treat first.

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Oddities and Novelties. -i Griffith Clireshmanj: Doctor, I Wants a prattical casef' 1? If I refuse to be vaccinated after being exposed to smallpox, can I be sent to jail? If so, do you think I would break out there ?'l -Frayer. 'F OVERHEARD IN DISSECTING ROOM. , Dr. Matlack : VVhat are you doing?'l Freshman : Skinning the neck. ve' Dr. Matlack : Did you get all the integument off? Falknor 1 Sure ! I cut the integument and skin both off together. v8 Wliat's a man to do when the cavity drops out? -O' Donnell. I ONE GOLD FILLING. Chapin tafter putting in his iirst gold lillingj: I just wanted to get one gold filling to see how it is done and now I know. I am going home to-morrow. nf Can any reader inform me where I can get my head examined ? A -Shriner, O4- X22 A MODEL- Griflith, O4 : Dr. Way don't have to give me patients. The girls find out that I don't chew, smoke or drink or have any bad habits and they just come to me. H! Kearby claims he can recognize the hand-writing on a telegram. if Ask Long how he enjoyed the patrol ride. w? VVhat medicine do you advise me to take? I have a case of mumps on my hands. -ML1SgT3Vei 03- vt' as WE KNOW THEM. Dick Singleton Abe Eisenman. Gus U Hainmerle. Ben Long. L' Mac Fadden. Sid Teasdale. Sit' Cameron. Jerrie Blosser. King Dodo Scott. Doc Hill. Skinny Falknor. Pat Rardon. Kearby Qvvhen Dr. Molyneaux turns on the light in the stereopticonj : Everybody shut their eyes so as to make it dark enough in here to see the pictures?