Ohio College of Dental Surgery - Alethian Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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uud I gife him a beucil und baper und Iedt him draw a bucket of watter. He den asked me, If a tooth is ready to crown vy is a 1amppost? I redurned der rebly dot if streed cars run ub und down Vine Street dot dou'd hinder me, does it P I-Ie commenced do oxblode hot air do der effect dot I had better vatch a leedle oud ore he vould vistle me voue on der face. I dolt him aboud a bridge and he seys dot axium, Douid come do a bridge before you can'd cross id ore you mite step in der holes in der votter. I tauked him excusiflly for der axium und he made his departure by wenting avay. A. I. HIBSCHMAN. Q QD C-3055 2: 'QP' sa If -lg' WMV 7 IOQ

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BUMBELSI-IAUFERSTEIN, THE DENTIST. CAS TOLD BY HIMSELFH. I VILL oxpose mine thinking a few minutes so dot I a conversationing can take. De quextion dot revolfes idself in der hed dot a new demonstrationer vos skuiliciend bei der Collich, Should it dot dey vill hafe him can not de quextion answered maybe vos. I don't know vot de solution of id vill vos. Maybe ve vill vait und vatch. Yes? I yust hadt a conversationings mit mine oldt friendt und collich chump, Dr. H. A. Do vas a successful docior von must hafe batience, batients. Der reason dot I say batience, batients dwice iss pecause you mnsd have batients und also batience, yet. Now, do made dot berfectly blain oxblicid, I vill oxblain der vyfore dot vey are not alike von anodder Ven dey are, are dey? Do been der doctor you musd hafe batients und still you musd hafe batience. Some batients you ged und odder batience you niusd hafe do ged der batients. ' Some batients hafe not ba- SChH1itd, Hrld 116 SGYS Cl0f he - , tience, so how can ve oxbect vill sawed aboud id. I offered eg Xf., . do been batient mit der ba- such suggestionationings vot tients? vonld been do some disadvan- fc 1, xl My vife's name iss Ba- tage if he could use id, bud he , Q , tience. She hen-becks n1e. tanked me enibarrassings und 4' D I am a successful doctor. I says dot he vould ask, Yes, X hafe enough of Batience. I after awhile, maybe xy In ' hobe dot I hafe berfectly made Dot shows vot grate friendts V f dot blain. Yes ? ve are side bei von anodder. Y . - -421, - A xii g De odder day I hadt a ba- De dwo of us both are vone. E x W it tient und vos making crowns Den he oxcused rnine bres- N K l 5- ,, it for a king, und Ven I ence avay from him und he lx -P- ' .l ' M Z pud dem on he vos aching. vent do look bie a batients. '4 'I' - '- F- ' Den he ask me for a drink IOS '

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I. A sweet little baby brother Had come to live with Flo, And she' wanted it brought to That it rniffht eat and grow. A Prize Poem. II. It must wait for a while said grandma In answer to her 'pleag the table, '4 For a little thing that hasn't teeth Can't eat like you and me. llI. Why, hasn't it got teeth, grandma? Asked Flo in great surprise g Oh, my, but isn't it funny? No teeth, but nose and eyes 23 IV. V. 4' I guess, after thinking gravely, That afternoon to a corner, They must have been forgot g With paper and pen and ink Can't they buy him some like grandpa's? Went Flo, saying, Don't talk to me, I'd like to know why not. If you do you'll 'sturb my think. VI. VII. VIII I'm writing a letter, grandma, At last the letter was finished, Said little Flo to her grandma To send away tonight, A wonderful thing to see, To see if it's right you know An' 'cause it's very 'portant, And directed to God in heaven And here is the letter written I want to get it right. Please read it over to me. To God, by little Flo. IX. Dear God 1 The baby you brought us That's why I'm writing this letter, Is awful nice and sweet, A purpose to let you know g But, 'cause you forgot his toofies Please come and nnish the baby, The poor little thing can't eat. That's all. From little Flo. Unknown. IIO