Ohio College of Dental Surgery - Alethian Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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BUMBELSI-IAUFERSTEIN, THE DENTIST. CAS TOLD BY HIMSELFH. I VILL oxpose mine thinking a few minutes so dot I a conversationing can take. De quextion dot revolfes idself in der hed dot a new demonstrationer vos skuiliciend bei der Collich, Should it dot dey vill hafe him can not de quextion answered maybe vos. I don't know vot de solution of id vill vos. Maybe ve vill vait und vatch. Yes? I yust hadt a conversationings mit mine oldt friendt und collich chump, Dr. H. A. Do vas a successful docior von must hafe batience, batients. Der reason dot I say batience, batients dwice iss pecause you mnsd have batients und also batience, yet. Now, do made dot berfectly blain oxblicid, I vill oxblain der vyfore dot vey are not alike von anodder Ven dey are, are dey? Do been der doctor you musd hafe batients und still you musd hafe batience. Some batients you ged und odder batience you niusd hafe do ged der batients. ' Some batients hafe not ba- SChH1itd, Hrld 116 SGYS Cl0f he - , tience, so how can ve oxbect vill sawed aboud id. I offered eg Xf., . do been batient mit der ba- such suggestionationings vot tients? vonld been do some disadvan- fc 1, xl My vife's name iss Ba- tage if he could use id, bud he , Q , tience. She hen-becks n1e. tanked me enibarrassings und 4' D I am a successful doctor. I says dot he vould ask, Yes, X hafe enough of Batience. I after awhile, maybe xy In ' hobe dot I hafe berfectly made Dot shows vot grate friendts V f dot blain. Yes ? ve are side bei von anodder. Y . - -421, - A xii g De odder day I hadt a ba- De dwo of us both are vone. E x W it tient und vos making crowns Den he oxcused rnine bres- N K l 5- ,, it for a king, und Ven I ence avay from him und he lx -P- ' .l ' M Z pud dem on he vos aching. vent do look bie a batients. '4 'I' - '- F- ' Den he ask me for a drink IOS '

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Never pay a dentist cash. Wait at least a year and see if the work tstays ing' if it does, well and good, but if it does not, go to some other dentist and work the saine game, and so on aa' Z.7VZ7ZZ'fZU7Z. Should your dentist have the audacity to send you a bill, quit hini at once. Patients ordering plates should insist on having small, white teeth, as a great inany dentists try to harmonize the color of the teeth with the hair, eyes and complexion and lose sight of the fact that your own teeth were small and white. 4' If, after wearing a plate three days you can not eat corn from the cob, return it To test a plate crack hickory 11uts with it. Special attention given to patients who can give infor- mation as to ' how things are done in C Yewrupf And to the end that you do not get huinbugged, read this over before consulting a dentist, H. E. D. yu f Q XG 2' 1 Z 4' v 4 ' 5 '3 W N X 1 A A 5 - E iw XXX Z N W::qyf'iil'. V HQ.. IO7

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uud I gife him a beucil und baper und Iedt him draw a bucket of watter. He den asked me, If a tooth is ready to crown vy is a 1amppost? I redurned der rebly dot if streed cars run ub und down Vine Street dot dou'd hinder me, does it P I-Ie commenced do oxblode hot air do der effect dot I had better vatch a leedle oud ore he vould vistle me voue on der face. I dolt him aboud a bridge and he seys dot axium, Douid come do a bridge before you can'd cross id ore you mite step in der holes in der votter. I tauked him excusiflly for der axium und he made his departure by wenting avay. A. I. HIBSCHMAN. Q QD C-3055 2: 'QP' sa If -lg' WMV 7 IOQ