Ohio College of Dental Surgery - Alethian Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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Barg begins to show signs of almost hunIa11 intelli- gence, he has discovered a little Red Spot. R. M. Brooks, when dressed in wisdom, drops into poetry-a loaling-place for the drearners. DIAMOND. Some one lend me their tooth-brush. -Guess where he got it. KESTNER-to Miss Meek: I have counted you in with my other liabilities. DR. XVAY-to Crutcher: I never gratify idle curi- osityf' A little learning is a dangerous thing. --Fuzvhnzmz Class, HICKMAN. That girl will tiirtf' YonERs. I 'll bet she wont HICKMAN. Yes, I say she will, and I know whereof I speak. COLLIER. All feminines are pretty. LEVAN. That only t'11IbI'lIff'5 tl1e ones under two hundred pounds. Ain't I gettin' to be a bigly boy? -Prifrs. SUSIE. It's late! I know it is dark, how shall I get home? HERMAN. Be quiet, my dear: take my arm, and let me be your guide. SUSIE. Very well. It is n't over eleven blocks, and please do n't hurry. PATIENT. Excuse me, Mr. Grant, but have you a magnet about you? GRANT frxazluzrrrzssvdj. N-ll-IIO F PATIENT. You certainly attract me. My appetite is good it my purse is en1pty. - Hfoad. Kahn, the Art Editor, says that he can draw every tooth in the mouth Without the patient being conscious ofthe operation, provided it is held open. Instrument- a pen. HERBIAN. Jennie, my Own True Love. XVhat though the wind blows strong? XVhat though our skirts wave high? For heaven is just and sends the dust To blind the bad man's eye. For tl1y sake, tobacco, I VVould do anything but die. -Bfnssfx. PATIENT. How can I get a set of teeth? DILL tjvlqrffizlfm. Kick a dog. Fishback, while calling upon one of his young lady friends was asked, what a Dentist used for painless ex- traction. After a quiet of several moments he responded thusly: VV-h-y, I think they use devitalized air at College. A FRI+:snMriN's So1.ILoQvv IIN ExAMs.J I 've tho't my last thunk, And wiuked my last wunkg Now, what can e'er save me From a terrible tiunk? fllr fJ0714l'.H DR. INIATLACK-IO Mr. P. in class: Now, have you all the muscles of this part exposed? MR. P. Yes, sir, I think I have. DR. M. And do you know the name of each? MR. P. I can name them all. DR. M. XVell, can you give the origin and inser- tion ? MR. P. tz'zzs1u11brz'sel. Origin and insertion? 1 Thozzgbf- jizllul Doctor, I do u't believe I have cut that one out yet. LOST.-In dissectingfroom: Kestner's appetite. Finder please return, and receive reward.

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Review of Reviewsg or, I-lash. Rvnfe flu' lfa5h jb'0111 Ffm'lc'.v b0a1'd1'21g-hnzzsr. Cut ten inches of raw-hide in small piecesg add stale bread and crumbs and foreign chicken fto tablejg soak over- night in twice its bulk of septic H: O. Burn it eight minutesg serve three times a day. VVhen it becomes stale, drag it through some salt, and pass as fresh. VVe hope this will not be the boarding-house in the future. Hash. hash, hash. College hash? Be it ever so hairy, theres nothing like hash. Chambers' mustache is an evidence of something hoped for,-it can 't be seen. Any one who is discouraged and can not see his way through College, we will have a window put in for him. Stroll as the ladies man. By gal-crickyf'-H. 71 lfrarwz. The noticeable lack of attendance accorded Dr. Cam- eron in his lecture on Bacteriology should perhaps not be taken too seriously-Markel was absent. Hickman and Longenecker had a contest to decide who could extract a tooth the quickest. It came out a draw. Look-out, I come from the popgun district. - Dzlzzzzwzd. just a little bit oif the top. -Parraz'z'. Stalford says his business as a Deutist is a howling success. XYICTIM. Must I spit in the can? DR. PORTER. No: expectorate in the cuspidorf' DR. COOPER. Wliat is a Bunsen Burner? KAHN. A thingamijig with three legs. DR. COOPER. Describe a flame. KAHN. A piece of fire. As to the nature of the real feelings of the class toward Davis in regard to his teaching, there has never been a doubt, except when he told the class about the temporary bicuspids. KVhat 's in a name P--Apfelbaum, Bumgardner, Feuer- stein. Stratemeyer, Marcus Erillius Bacillus Schizomy- cetes Reardon. Teeth are like verbs,-regular, irregular, and de- fective. The hairs of your head are nuinberedf'--Hrznmfu. Speechless messages were received by Noble from Smith. ECONOMY. To meet her by moonlight costs nothing, To meet her by gaslight is a different thing. DEMONSTRATOR. Did you have a preceptor? FRESHIE. I do n't know! I'll go back to my locker and see. She is n't very wealthy, yet she wears a golden crown. She bought it at our college for just ive dollars down.

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