Ohio College of Dental Surgery - Alethian Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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xr .ff e. , . -six-Q fic. . 1 E?-ii N332 What We Would 222 Like to Know. . fl: iv -1- F Chi - -.uf An honest Senior. VVho can touch XVard with the Mitsf' XYhen Crutcher answered a roll-call. XVhy Bob Brooks remarked that Pat Reardon be- longed to tl1e Darwin race. How the Manhattan boarders live on tooth-picks. If Flaugher is enigaged. XVhy Parrott is the most married man in the class. If R. D. Smith can smile. If Davis will accept Dr. Ways position in june. How Glenn is progressing at the College of Music. If Arink ever broke a rule. If Miss Feuerstein would be an untiring hunter should her prey be inan. If Cole would arise and shake the hay-seed from off his back. If Nature did n't break the die, when it formed such a woman as Susie. How long it will require the Seniors to grow a wealth of whiskers. If Chambers' mustache was coaxed. It' a drink of Punch occasionally would n't lubri- cate business. If Davis will ever be a Fashionable. If Ludy could find something to shave on an egg. If the smell of money to Beinhart is good, whatever its source. How many carats smart is Swinehart. XYhy Chas. Smith is so richly adorned with Senior graces. VVhy our sails droop when the winds fall. How much our bank account will Hypertrophyu after the clearance sale of t'Ponies which will take place in the 'Nicotine Department' immediately after our Diplomas are signed. If Huey could creep into a pint bottle. If DeHart is as truthful in all matters as he is in his dislikes. XYhy Chambers is so much like Sydney Smith, who could always make up his mind to rise early, but could never make up his body.

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De s1na't niggah blows de brof befo' he bu'ns his nioutl Luck often steps i11 an' sabes de day fo' pu'sever- ance. A snia't man hah no mo' use fo' good looks dan er han'sorne man hah fo' brains. De bes' fed mule kicks de l1a'des'. liar er nuflin cheapah er ino' pleasin' dan de self- satisfaction ob a Junior. De groceryinan praises his crackers an' cheese fo' profit, but de dentis' praises his wuk fo' de good ob inan- kiu'. De hole i11 a slot-machine ani small, but hit doan' tek long to' a studen' toe shove all his books fru hit. Et yu' ar' allus lookin' roun' fer sunibody toe gil: yo' a lif' doan' be s'prised w'en sum man does hit wid his foot. Dar lib been many happy hours an' a few sad ones. Yo' nebbah knowed a holiday dat diden' hab hits hittah 1IlOl1lE11'S. The inau who tackles evil ways an' gets lef' ani apt toe say dat dey tackled him. Yo' will win success by de 'pinions oddahs hah ob yo'. Ebery man 'ud prove his case ef he war de jedge an' jury. Bettah hab holes in yo' coat-sleeve dan in yo' pan's pocket. II De dentis' inns' hah patience to get patien's, an' tek pain toe keep oddah people irum habbin' em. Two men stahted aout-one to refaum de worl', de oddah to beat a tune on a can oh nitro-glycerine, De or1'y diffrunce wuz dat de people knowed whar de one stood w'eu hit happened, Hit ani ha'd toe gib de 'zact p'opo'tion of Theory a nian sh'ud hab, but de fellah who doan' rnek a mixture ani gwin' toe git lef. Hit ani de little Fings dat worry us. Yo' will fuss mo' ohbah a burr in yo' breeches dau yo' will obbah a boil on yo' neck. XV'at I call a dilemma aiu w'en in de 'xamination a studen' 111115, hut' cause de p'ol-essah keeps stan'in' dar an' he dil'tl11f, De story 'bout de watah ob Cincinnati bein' so dan- gersome to drink 'ul hah a heap to ansah fo' in de Day ob Jedgnierf. Yo' kyant jedge a fellah's lib'ary by de 'mount ob money dat his faddah speu's fo' books. Bad habits ob a studen's life am lak a liarrow. Yo' hab to watch aout, fo' ef yo' doan' ketch on one toot' yo' may on anoddah, au' w'eu wunce yo' is kotched yo' had toe bring de whole harrow 'long. Et' yu 'd 'niernhahed all yo' fo'got an' fo'got all yo' 'lllCl1ll71ll16Cl, tain' lakly yo 'ud read dese 'Flections ob yo' Unk Remus. E. w. s.

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If only a promise stands between Hnynie and wedded life. If the Juniors can take medicine-if so, they have a bitter pill to swallow given by Dr. Knight in their Senior vear. XVI15' the Band has been compared to the birds in the wilderness-Do their songs die without a listener. If progress is always improvement. If a preiniuin was offered for unznniabilitv in our Senior progranune strife. XVhy Burbank wants a fire-escape in his Collin. XVhy Diamond gets see-sick when you look at him. VVhy Caswell is such an expert germ-dodger. If Zeter thinks beer an evidence of bad taste, VVhere Stainper spends l1is Wednesday afternoons. NVhv Klarkel blushes when Madisonville is mentioned. XYI13' Strat feints at the sight of a barrel. XYhy Straus, Miss XVarniek and Klondike are synonymous. If Jordon can remove the Cause in a putreseent pulp. How Grant hvpuotizes his patients. tro XVhv If R. How users. Longfellow prefers Iiden Park Cars. D. Smith's face would n't break the Sabbath. many square yards of goods in Apfelbaunrs I 'D 59,-F? flier 2 , 46' ------f ft- ., ,IW