Ohio College of Dental Surgery - Alethian Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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De s1na't niggah blows de brof befo' he bu'ns his nioutl Luck often steps i11 an' sabes de day fo' pu'sever- ance. A snia't man hah no mo' use fo' good looks dan er han'sorne man hah fo' brains. De bes' fed mule kicks de l1a'des'. liar er nuflin cheapah er ino' pleasin' dan de self- satisfaction ob a Junior. De groceryinan praises his crackers an' cheese fo' profit, but de dentis' praises his wuk fo' de good ob inan- kiu'. De hole i11 a slot-machine ani small, but hit doan' tek long to' a studen' toe shove all his books fru hit. Et yu' ar' allus lookin' roun' fer sunibody toe gil: yo' a lif' doan' be s'prised w'en sum man does hit wid his foot. Dar lib been many happy hours an' a few sad ones. Yo' nebbah knowed a holiday dat diden' hab hits hittah 1IlOl1lE11'S. The inau who tackles evil ways an' gets lef' ani apt toe say dat dey tackled him. Yo' will win success by de 'pinions oddahs hah ob yo'. Ebery man 'ud prove his case ef he war de jedge an' jury. Bettah hab holes in yo' coat-sleeve dan in yo' pan's pocket. II De dentis' inns' hah patience to get patien's, an' tek pain toe keep oddah people irum habbin' em. Two men stahted aout-one to refaum de worl', de oddah to beat a tune on a can oh nitro-glycerine, De or1'y diffrunce wuz dat de people knowed whar de one stood w'eu hit happened, Hit ani ha'd toe gib de 'zact p'opo'tion of Theory a nian sh'ud hab, but de fellah who doan' rnek a mixture ani gwin' toe git lef. Hit ani de little Fings dat worry us. Yo' will fuss mo' ohbah a burr in yo' breeches dau yo' will obbah a boil on yo' neck. XV'at I call a dilemma aiu w'en in de 'xamination a studen' 111115, hut' cause de p'ol-essah keeps stan'in' dar an' he dil'tl11f, De story 'bout de watah ob Cincinnati bein' so dan- gersome to drink 'ul hah a heap to ansah fo' in de Day ob Jedgnierf. Yo' kyant jedge a fellah's lib'ary by de 'mount ob money dat his faddah speu's fo' books. Bad habits ob a studen's life am lak a liarrow. Yo' hab to watch aout, fo' ef yo' doan' ketch on one toot' yo' may on anoddah, au' w'eu wunce yo' is kotched yo' had toe bring de whole harrow 'long. Et' yu 'd 'niernhahed all yo' fo'got an' fo'got all yo' 'lllCl1ll71ll16Cl, tain' lakly yo 'ud read dese 'Flections ob yo' Unk Remus. E. w. s.

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Uncle Remuse Reflections. Dar 'S no keepi11' ripe apples O11 de tree. A li'l 111a11 A studen' 311' his money a111 soon pa'ted. Cllfllf. Tryin' to educate a fool a111 lak poundin' sand in a Yo' kin mo rat hole. aftuli day. Yo' hub now h'1d yo' gris toe de mill XY'at yo' ifwine toe do wid hit? XvL1lCl1 yo' hcibits. Dark 110 use toe p11t on de brake w'en de wagon nm upsot A trtslnnin studen 1 gol fill ll bof need a hemp ot' polishin Hit 21111 an ole savin' dat dar s no time los' 111 whettin' vo' scvtlie e elge 111 11 a lllt sta s fo co 1 allus gn lllllll i11 han' wid gray liar. 'o' Uotter eithfili rice ill '1 lmllooii er 1111 3 t mggan, A po' l1l5iI'l1l116l1' an 11 1l11llst11de11' mn l1H'Cl toe Sll3'1Dt2Il. ' 1 ine a nigga 1 :it n i.'tles w'i e wnks. at lwreedin' :1 ' boils mn boun' ter 11 I 55 X li-,.,, ,lf f iiftfm li 6 w ---QV it De worl' owes us all il libin': bllt times ani l1a'd. Et' mistakes ff 21 x D iw- my Q5 5 1 1 . . ' Z..-1 43 1 1 p 1 ' 1 ' 1 ' '. 3 1 7 Ill' 1 ng n ' ' ' I QW . - 'Tl' . ' I Ge .YV 1g ' ,JI-gli 1 Ol tj 1 ' 1' t ' J n'.' l 111 2,7 l i ml NN t f 1, r .1 X l . 1 ' 1' - -'X X ll D Jig il l ' 1.,-1', - 1 i 111 ii ' 1 A - , G11 1 d N 1 e 4 l 1 1 1 B l I1 f come ziout. Sum felliilis put ill mighty tine tilli11's, xx e11 dere talkinl De Operzitin'-r11o111 ani biggah dun 'lliylnli Hull an' Hall B bot' put togeddnli, 11111 llbi doan look 11o bigger sta11'i11' side abig Ve de solides' toof by a li'l pressure day war crimes, 110116 ub us 'd be oute11 jail. O11 de laddah ob fame de bottom rungs nr furdes' ap11't. Slllll fellahs S'pose dey 're di11111n's ill de rongli-Yo' ki11 s'pose a11ytl1i11g. Hit a111 bettah toe be outer debt dan i11 de SVViI11. Dai' '5 ha'd wuk 'tween layin' de bot- tom log an' nailin' on de shingles, Hit ai11' allus de liklies' colt dat meks tle lies' lioss. A 1111111 kin 110 inn' see his own faults 'en ef dey war piniples O11 de back ob his neck. Hit a111 well to '111e111bnl1 dnt 'tween heali an' dar yo' a111 li'b1e toe be struck by llglltllllll. De 'plonias all read cle same. Et you' nius' bnf1s',do hit to-morrer. De big sign-boa'd 3111 o11 de liin' side ob an oppo't1111ity. Slllll fellalis 'nd Whittle duowu de point ob cleutli 1111' pick dere teef wid hit.

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xr .ff e. , . -six-Q fic. . 1 E?-ii N332 What We Would 222 Like to Know. . fl: iv -1- F Chi - -.uf An honest Senior. VVho can touch XVard with the Mitsf' XYhen Crutcher answered a roll-call. XVhy Bob Brooks remarked that Pat Reardon be- longed to tl1e Darwin race. How the Manhattan boarders live on tooth-picks. If Flaugher is enigaged. XVhy Parrott is the most married man in the class. If R. D. Smith can smile. If Davis will accept Dr. Ways position in june. How Glenn is progressing at the College of Music. If Arink ever broke a rule. If Miss Feuerstein would be an untiring hunter should her prey be inan. If Cole would arise and shake the hay-seed from off his back. If Nature did n't break the die, when it formed such a woman as Susie. How long it will require the Seniors to grow a wealth of whiskers. If Chambers' mustache was coaxed. It' a drink of Punch occasionally would n't lubri- cate business. If Davis will ever be a Fashionable. If Ludy could find something to shave on an egg. If the smell of money to Beinhart is good, whatever its source. How many carats smart is Swinehart. XYhy Chas. Smith is so richly adorned with Senior graces. VVhy our sails droop when the winds fall. How much our bank account will Hypertrophyu after the clearance sale of t'Ponies which will take place in the 'Nicotine Department' immediately after our Diplomas are signed. If Huey could creep into a pint bottle. If DeHart is as truthful in all matters as he is in his dislikes. XYhy Chambers is so much like Sydney Smith, who could always make up his mind to rise early, but could never make up his body.