Ohio College of Dental Surgery - Alethian Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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College Glossary. COMPILED EIY ALETHI,-XN.TA hand-book of general and useful in- formation coneerning the internal workings of the insti- tution. Born April, 19021 died -. A XNISE GUY,-Bad case of magnum caput. Size of hat 875, and still growing. H1'rE.-Closure of jaws, during which the patient at- tempts to occlude the superior incisors with the lower third inolars. Not to be confounded with correct oe- Clusion, BORROXV.-fill A form of expression requesting the loan of an instrument for time and eternity, fbi A dip- lomatic request for a gift. BRACKET.-A revolving inclined plane. CALL-DOWN.-slab A solar plexus blow, after which ri fellow takes the count and on rallying says privately tu a friend he wants another match. tbl A buzz-saw in full action. CLASSANIEETINCS.-A collision of thoughts, resulting in spontaneous combustion with untoward results. See f'a11daJ1101zz'1zm. CLASS P1CTURE.-A beautiful work of art, portraying faithfully the marvelous beauty of its subjects. CLASS SONGS.-Cl10lCE selections from all kinds and grades ol ll1L1SlC,fl'0l1l religious hymns to Comic operas, from Wagner to ragtinie. E, W. 116 S. AND F. B. CLASS YELLS.-A series of Rah Rah's, and Yaw Yawsfan extract from the minutes of Longview In- sane Asylum. CO1uB1NAT1oN.-Any group of students seen together more than live minutes by Dr. W'ay, Ct'sP1DoR.-The bane of the janitor's existence. DEMONSTRATOR.-A human being much sought after, but seldom found. DISSECTING-ROONI.?EIlOl1gl1 said. EXA3IIN.ATION.fA modern form of Spanish inquisi- tion. XVill probably be abolished as soon as enlightened civilization extends to colleges. EXTRACTINC3-ROOM.-lhfll1SlCE1l department of the in- stitution. Patti's notes daily surpassed. Trenlulo fur- nished by students, F1ZZLE.4Unsuccessful bluff. FLUNK.-Failure of a student to answer a pro- fessor's question. Almost too frequent to be remarked upon. GAS EXTRACTION.-FXU operation, during which the student learns that very little ossiiication has taken place in the cartilaginons vertebrae. GREEN-ROOhI.fTl16 student's opportunity of view- ing the Museum.