Ohio College of Dental Surgery - Alethian Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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To the Freshmen. I. I know some chinnersf' fair and gaudy to see, XVho are juniors and Seniors. Take care F They can both false and friendly be. Beware F Beware! Trust theni not 2 They are fooling' thee. 11. III. They paint a picture, of golden hue, Some hint of their doings, they let you know Take care F Take care l And what they say is not always true. They know what is hest to tell and show. Beware Y Beware l Beware l Beware P Trust them not: Trust theni notg They are tlmling thee. They are fonliiig thee. ly. Some show thee pins, bright and fair. Take care I XVhat is thy gain it' thou one 5hould'st wear? Beware T Beware Y Trust thein not: They are fooling thee. D. F. E. Il2

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Wanted' Diplomas. A chance to draw from life. Two inches more on the lockers. A tape line that will encompass Benekels head. A description that can embrace the Senior graces of Charley Smith. A class that can wear our shoes. Clam 'ua Sideburns. flernzau. Quiet in that corner while we have the roll-call, please. Dr. lfihzhiz A man who can perform the greatjlvzf of gold-filling with his hands. The hairpins in Mathiot's whiskers. A Bible for Crutcher. A bottle of chloroform during lecture hours. Instructors who are more Dr. XVright in their re- marks. Less confusion in the Clinic. Dr. llfialif. A11 exchange of collars between Logan and Brunow. Good hair restorer. Parraif. One hundred plump, healthy Gray or Black poniesg must be delivered before April 25th. Frmhzmvz Cfnss. Situation in a dental office. Can do anythingg es- pecially experienced in Cleft Palate Cases. .bilifilf Bull. Soap for the Clinic. Correspondence with any girl matrimonially in- clined. Dr. Taylor. To pay as we go, for we wish to stay. III A cargo of experience. A cure for can't cure 'em icancruml oris. Apply to Cole at once. A severe case of putrescent pulp. Dr. Pzfxfaffzzr, alias Citlffllll A strong arm. ,'11'nzxfrw1g. A slot-machine for R. Il. Smith. A strong inugnifier to examine red spots. Burg. A sheet of music that Canfield will not try to read. A story that Collier can not eclipse. A song for Petty to sing. The minutes of an orderly class-meeting. Incubator to hatch Cole's goose-eggs. Patent of automatic mallet after corn-planter type. f7zIZ'1AS. Twenty-tive cents to get Kahn a hair-cut. A post-graduate course. jordan. A class office. L?w1fA'f'. Ilr. Cooper's good will. .-lmfzns. - Feathers for my scalp. Bzjfsan. Country location. Cmzslfm. A cross-cut section of Barg's skull to demonstrate the existence of a vacuum. A skiograph of Fishback's spine to find the centers of ossitication. A dumpling made of Apple fbaum J. A scalp of the Editors.

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A Victory for the House of Smith. ND it came to pass, in the eighteenth year of tl1e reign of King Smith the First, that certain men of the Tribe of Junkerman did rise up and proclaim themselves champions of tl1e base ball world. And they spoke of one accord, saying, Challenge them, for their boastings are vain and their prophets false. And straightway the challenge was sent, and it was accepted, and great excitement prevailed through- And their prophets did prophesy saying, None shall conquer us, no, not 0116. Now these vain boasts and vaunts did spread abroad throughout all that land, and into the regions thereabout, even beyond the Ohio. And when King Smith heard of these sayings, he was provoked to wrath and did straightway send for Eddie, whose surname is Dreihs and who was a captain in the House of Smith. Now the King and Ilreihs did counsel to- gether, whereupon Dreihs was given full power to act. And when the morning was come. he called his men together, for they also had heard of these boastings, And when they were come to- gether, Dreihs did speak unto them, saying, Behold, thou hast heard of these boasts ofthe Tribe of junkerman: how shall we an- swer them ? s ., ,. ., W out all the land. Selah. Now it came to pass, when the time of meeting was come, which was in the fourth month and the tenth day of the month, that great multi- tudes gathered together to behold 447' ,, the mighty struggle. And they CNYV 'rf ', r. I were arrayed as if in lines of bat- ' to ff ffl' ' tle. from hrst base around tl1e dia- kx fi., Wf fn uf' mond unto third base and beyond. itt- Q ' , And when all was in readiness, ' 52, - 5 ' QI' V, Wm the umpire spake unto them alter ' '21'-'.. !lfT1C ,.Ir. ,fill ,-, M V this manner, saying, Play ball. r . !f I f H g! ,Iggy 5 2 gi V' ' Selah. Now it was a great game, ,.fQ f -a .. I 4 ' .1 1 and the score was exceeding close, 4 A - 1 iii ' 4 even unto the end of the sixth ' -I7 V yi l E s ' ' l tif. For lush will Ea, gymf 4TiA'K inning tieie-1 ,' , t e li l the aid of his strong right arm, X, X A 4' ' A .5 gg: H had allowed the Tribe of junkers -fee V 1 4 . man but two small runs. And , ff ' Lg i v iz the ringer ot' the Tribe of jun- ul g x -Y Y kerman whom the Scribes called V.'j i' f,Wg jones, and who dwelt in a distant ' 22,1 X, ' Y fmr.. land, was likewise in great forin' rig