Ohio College of Dental Surgery - Alethian Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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Wanted' Diplomas. A chance to draw from life. Two inches more on the lockers. A tape line that will encompass Benekels head. A description that can embrace the Senior graces of Charley Smith. A class that can wear our shoes. Clam 'ua Sideburns. flernzau. Quiet in that corner while we have the roll-call, please. Dr. lfihzhiz A man who can perform the greatjlvzf of gold-filling with his hands. The hairpins in Mathiot's whiskers. A Bible for Crutcher. A bottle of chloroform during lecture hours. Instructors who are more Dr. XVright in their re- marks. Less confusion in the Clinic. Dr. llfialif. A11 exchange of collars between Logan and Brunow. Good hair restorer. Parraif. One hundred plump, healthy Gray or Black poniesg must be delivered before April 25th. Frmhzmvz Cfnss. Situation in a dental office. Can do anythingg es- pecially experienced in Cleft Palate Cases. .bilifilf Bull. Soap for the Clinic. Correspondence with any girl matrimonially in- clined. Dr. Taylor. To pay as we go, for we wish to stay. III A cargo of experience. A cure for can't cure 'em icancruml oris. Apply to Cole at once. A severe case of putrescent pulp. Dr. Pzfxfaffzzr, alias Citlffllll A strong arm. ,'11'nzxfrw1g. A slot-machine for R. Il. Smith. A strong inugnifier to examine red spots. Burg. A sheet of music that Canfield will not try to read. A story that Collier can not eclipse. A song for Petty to sing. The minutes of an orderly class-meeting. Incubator to hatch Cole's goose-eggs. Patent of automatic mallet after corn-planter type. f7zIZ'1AS. Twenty-tive cents to get Kahn a hair-cut. A post-graduate course. jordan. A class office. L?w1fA'f'. Ilr. Cooper's good will. .-lmfzns. - Feathers for my scalp. Bzjfsan. Country location. Cmzslfm. A cross-cut section of Barg's skull to demonstrate the existence of a vacuum. A skiograph of Fishback's spine to find the centers of ossitication. A dumpling made of Apple fbaum J. A scalp of the Editors.

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I hit him init my fave H11 his fist so quick-UT sn dnickfdnt I vnsn't ahle to Yoke nh dill der next day in' dww, Id ynst lacked a day of knocking nie indw der middle nt' der next veek. Yen I didt an avakeii- ing lll1lIiE'. I found mine eyw dwisted all offer iniue vnxce, I Imjkemi cmukeil fur dree dab. Ynst :1 few days afterwzird, der Hrotiessm' ways dot I needed brace ticing some. und dot I'd beetter got a lady-dog und bull her deeth und IIILIIQQ ri blfite. I didt make a blate, hut dey thruwed id ond-und I never got it back. A. J. HIHSCHMAN.

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To the Freshmen. I. I know some chinnersf' fair and gaudy to see, XVho are juniors and Seniors. Take care F They can both false and friendly be. Beware F Beware! Trust theni not 2 They are fooling' thee. 11. III. They paint a picture, of golden hue, Some hint of their doings, they let you know Take care F Take care l And what they say is not always true. They know what is hest to tell and show. Beware Y Beware l Beware l Beware P Trust them not: Trust theni notg They are tlmling thee. They are fonliiig thee. ly. Some show thee pins, bright and fair. Take care I XVhat is thy gain it' thou one 5hould'st wear? Beware T Beware Y Trust thein not: They are fooling thee. D. F. E. Il2