Ohio College of Dental Surgery - Alethian Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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'Bumbelshaulersteinethe Dentist. CAS 'roLIi BY HIMSELFJ IIOI' Vont to knowd Vot habben Ven I Vent bie dot 3 Dental Collieh, yet. Yell, I dol you. Listsen xoneef Coinicnl bizness hnhben. Yone long dime ago dere habbening in der blaee a niann coming in der collich. He dolt ine dot he Vonted a dooth made ond from his lace,Vet. Is aid, Sitzen Sie sich. He said, Shur-re, Moikef' In der first lil8Cc:, I dolt him dot mine name Vos n't Moikef' but Bnmliel- shauferstein. He asked me how I speld dot, but so soon as I :1 coininencing made, und got alioud half 'drn id, he hit me init his list on der face Vone awful lilon: I said, Yot for you do dot? und he reblied, dot so soon as I got id tinished, he'd like his dooth made ond. Hut I inshisted on sbelling mine name, und he said dot he 'd Vent ond und took a blens- and thought. He Vent ond und I thought he 'd never rednrn buck again ibut he didtg und Ven he efnne he had blendy bleasand tlninghts on board, Vich maybe cost him seVerti1 Vifteen Cents. Yor as he sits inside dot Chair, der Visky fumes floated ond tirnin his ending' arrangements undil dey hit like rocks Ven dey hid soinedings. Den I asked him it' he Vonted to duke gas, but he said dot he Vosn't in laVor oil ex- btllliltbll, bud it'I Vonted doo, l could took a chisel und a beer-mallet und knock id oud, He did llil Care hon' X i i ? fb gg 6.7 pn? l 0 Xa f4k E N ,. ,fi :XM s., fs 4 - , if v gs? 7 I 1, ' ,I I QV i k ', I , il3Ef':, ' I 'ffi?i.f - A itl nl '97 f LY' 77 fy 1 A'a,. ' :E -.i. Qi: X! A X: .R N , 2 ,Mk ffjd K5 X yn i ' f t A , V 0 F ll 1 , milf I i ' ji 4 pf . xV V72 14 it, much id hurdt, Vnst so dei' tooth Vent ond Coming ol' his pliysiog-11-noniy. illot Vos a liretty hard Vord, bud I landed id salem Den he dook Il sim- ple liuulislllless in his gallery, dot he eonld stood :1 conlile more bleasnnd thoughts. I said, First we dook der donth ond, mid den Ve Vent down bie Chris's lJl1lCe und duok a eonble lwleasnml thoughts :id mine oxpensef' und he returned der reply dot Vos t'oud Illltl der dooth, and down mit der lileusand tlionglitsfu Ha! den Ve Coninienee der beginning. .Kohl him- melf I don'dt know hiiw I linlled drn dotl! I got hold oV der dooth und linlled: und Ven I bnlled, he hit me C1 kick niit der foot ver I gener- ally hlnee mine dinner often. lilitzenl Yot a shznnel I hulled der wrong dootli YY Den hr nmde der beginning,

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I hit him init my fave H11 his fist so quick-UT sn dnickfdnt I vnsn't ahle to Yoke nh dill der next day in' dww, Id ynst lacked a day of knocking nie indw der middle nt' der next veek. Yen I didt an avakeii- ing lll1lIiE'. I found mine eyw dwisted all offer iniue vnxce, I Imjkemi cmukeil fur dree dab. Ynst :1 few days afterwzird, der Hrotiessm' ways dot I needed brace ticing some. und dot I'd beetter got a lady-dog und bull her deeth und IIILIIQQ ri blfite. I didt make a blate, hut dey thruwed id ond-und I never got it back. A. J. HIHSCHMAN.