Ohio College of Dental Surgery - Alethian Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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The Operating Coats. The classes, respectively of 'oz and 'og Held a joint meeting one day in Hall B. The object of the meeting was to try and agree On a neat-looking operating coat, as you 'll soon see. On color and style they tried to decide. But on that little Op question they seemed to divide. Committees were appointed on whom they relied. And on their decision 't was agreed they 'd abide. They solemnly vowed to do the best that they could. And look at the samples of goods that were good. A selection was made, and 't was soon understood 'T was impossible to please all-try as they would. And now. if you please. we id like to suggest A few of the ideas as we heard them expressed. Some wanted coats of blue. others preferred coats gray. Some wanted coats of white. some had nothing to say ' Some wanted a coat with a collar to roll. Some wanted a coat trimmed in braid as a whole: Some wanted a coat neat and plain as could be. Some wanted a coat everybody could see. 'T was l:lll3ilf' decided that the color 'd be gray. And 't was really hoped it had come to stay. But tor some reason or other it would n't quite do: The committee came forth with a coat made of blue. Of course some objected and started to pout. They were hunting a way to try and get out: But the majority stood pat and gave in their name. And were on deck for their measure when the man came. The order was to be nlled in about a fortnight. But 't was fully six weeks before a coat was in sight. XVhen they finally came. there was surely some fun: The troubles of the man at the Big Store begun. Some men were all right. but the man was too tall. But each one was pleased when he got a good tit. And on his first appearance made a great hit. Taken as a whole. they 're indeed the real thingf' And here's hoping they 'll always remain in the ring: All future classes should surely vote yes And keep up the good work for the O. C. D. S. 5. w. s.

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'Bumbelshaulersteinethe Dentist. CAS 'roLIi BY HIMSELFJ IIOI' Vont to knowd Vot habben Ven I Vent bie dot 3 Dental Collieh, yet. Yell, I dol you. Listsen xoneef Coinicnl bizness hnhben. Yone long dime ago dere habbening in der blaee a niann coming in der collich. He dolt ine dot he Vonted a dooth made ond from his lace,Vet. Is aid, Sitzen Sie sich. He said, Shur-re, Moikef' In der first lil8Cc:, I dolt him dot mine name Vos n't Moikef' but Bnmliel- shauferstein. He asked me how I speld dot, but so soon as I :1 coininencing made, und got alioud half 'drn id, he hit me init his list on der face Vone awful lilon: I said, Yot for you do dot? und he reblied, dot so soon as I got id tinished, he'd like his dooth made ond. Hut I inshisted on sbelling mine name, und he said dot he 'd Vent ond und took a blens- and thought. He Vent ond und I thought he 'd never rednrn buck again ibut he didtg und Ven he efnne he had blendy bleasand tlninghts on board, Vich maybe cost him seVerti1 Vifteen Cents. Yor as he sits inside dot Chair, der Visky fumes floated ond tirnin his ending' arrangements undil dey hit like rocks Ven dey hid soinedings. Den I asked him it' he Vonted to duke gas, but he said dot he Vosn't in laVor oil ex- btllliltbll, bud it'I Vonted doo, l could took a chisel und a beer-mallet und knock id oud, He did llil Care hon' X i i ? fb gg 6.7 pn? l 0 Xa f4k E N ,. ,fi :XM s., fs 4 - , if v gs? 7 I 1, ' ,I I QV i k ', I , il3Ef':, ' I 'ffi?i.f - A itl nl '97 f LY' 77 fy 1 A'a,. ' :E -.i. Qi: X! A X: .R N , 2 ,Mk ffjd K5 X yn i ' f t A , V 0 F ll 1 , milf I i ' ji 4 pf . xV V72 14 it, much id hurdt, Vnst so dei' tooth Vent ond Coming ol' his pliysiog-11-noniy. illot Vos a liretty hard Vord, bud I landed id salem Den he dook Il sim- ple liuulislllless in his gallery, dot he eonld stood :1 conlile more bleasnnd thoughts. I said, First we dook der donth ond, mid den Ve Vent down bie Chris's lJl1lCe und duok a eonble lwleasnml thoughts :id mine oxpensef' und he returned der reply dot Vos t'oud Illltl der dooth, and down mit der lileusand tlionglitsfu Ha! den Ve Coninienee der beginning. .Kohl him- melf I don'dt know hiiw I linlled drn dotl! I got hold oV der dooth und linlled: und Ven I bnlled, he hit me C1 kick niit der foot ver I gener- ally hlnee mine dinner often. lilitzenl Yot a shznnel I hulled der wrong dootli YY Den hr nmde der beginning,