Ogden High School - Eagle Yearbook (Ogden, IA)

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---vf dass Prophecy Now a peaceful valley came into view. Down a slender winding deer trail came two men on horse-back, dressed Ranger garb. Mr. Kenneth Wisecup and Mr. Kenneth Cadman. They always liked nature and this was their reward. Now the crystal ball took us to a modern, yet moderate house of Senator Borah E. Davies, for- mer student at Ogden High School, who has just won nation wide acclaim for his successful filibuster against the United States entering the third World War. P. S. Senator Davies said he owes it all to his civics class. The scene was rapidly changing and then we saw that the place was Hollywood. Miss Eliza- beth Marquardt, the head photographer for M. G. M. studios, was telling Mr. Junior Thompson and Mr. Harry Giese, M. G. M.'s comedy stars, just what pose would photograph the funniest. Just think, another Laurel and Hardy! The ball seemed to slide around as the scene came into view. No wonder, it was on an ice rink. And now he viewed Miss Marylin Wirtz, figure ice-skating champion, of the world, giving an exhibition. Marylin gives the credit to George and Skeets, the janitors of Ogden who could wax the floors till they were as slick as ice. The ball switched to a modern kitchenette where we saw a rather small and beautiful lady preparing breakfast for her husband. As she turn- ed around he saw that it was the former Miss Marvel Ames. The door to the kitchenette start- ed to open to admit her husband, who was, also. a former student at Ogden, but gosh, the scene faded out too soon to see who he was. The Misses Marjorie Varner and Dorothy Don- clson, who had just finished their third book of poetry, were rated as the two best women poets of the last century. Their books have broken sales records each time that they have been released. The crystal ball vibrated' with the roar of a huge airplane. He saw a large Red Cross painted on the top of its wings. He glimpsed the inter- ior of the plane and saw in special cots the men who had just descended from a stratosphere flight. They had contracted some new disease from the fine matter particles floating around in the strat- osphere. A special nurse had been detailed to at- tend them on their trip to a hospital. It was Miss Lorraine Wright who was the nurse. Miss Wright has been a nurse for five years and has been credited with the saving of seventy lives. From the crystal ball came the very best of oders as he smelled the delicious cooking of Ruth Erickson who was the chief tester of recipes sent in by the radio listeners of the Omar Wonder Flour program. Miss Erickson was given credit for perfecting the bread flour, so much that it wins pancake prizes. Now he heard two women talking. Mrs. Mike Stumbo, the former Miss Eleanor Campbell, and Mrs. Herbert Peddicord, the former Miss Arlene Lark, both of these girls were formerly of the class of ,40. The conversation was constituted of two main subjects, the foremost was. How To Keep a Hungry Husband Contented, and the latter of the two was, Is Marriage Life a Success- ful Enterprise? written by the reknowned, Naomi Clark, who was the foremost expert on how to make a marriage the most successful undertaking that there can possibly be. He whizzed across the city of Denver, Colo, and stopped in front of a very modern beauty salon. He saw at thc reception desk a very charm- ing lady. The plaque above the desk said she was Miss Raechel Caldwell, formerly of Ogden. Am- bitiens do come true, you know, and it looked as though this was no exception. She is famed for her men's permanent waves. Then he was astounded as he saw his own office in the crystal ball. He saw himself giving dicta- tion to a pert stenographer. Miss Rosella Freie, the stenographcr, accepted the job of school steno- grapher, because she thought she could encourage the students of shorthand and typing, to do their best and because she wanted to record these ex- erpts, Mr. Holzapfel saw in his crystal ball.

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Snaps Just Imagine 1. Four Roses. 2. Was it Confucius or some- thing you 'et. 3. Wood nymth. 4. Beauty and the beast. 5. Identify the sucker. 6. Babes in the woods. 7. Hoboes' Haven. 8. Bosco at the bike. 9. Ruth alias Grace. xo. It goes like this. lx. Smilin' thru'. 12. Mermaids. 13. Rarin' Romeo. 14. We haven't got it. 15. Mr. Gatch at the Latch. 16. Babes in Arms. 17. Confidentiallyl 18. The snow hurts my eyes. xg. Man Alive! zo. What- nots never shelved. 21. Whose uncle. zz. The thinker. 23. John Deere? No! Kenneth Dear! 24. Back to nature. 25. No, we feel alright! FAVORITE PASTIMES Running after the boys-jean Boehm Arguing on any point-Ernest Cramer Squealing in the halls- Pete Erickson Conversing in the halls-Rosella Allen, Ken- neth Hasstedt Laughing heartily-Ruth Kuhl Primping--Mary Janice Boehm Talking of her latest -Phyllis Nolan jitterbugging-Arlene Lark Hunting for each other-Paul Blyth, Jeanne Wilson Writing letters to Iowa U.-Doris Clausen Pete Garvey: Hello, Jean, what'cha doing Sat- urday night? jean Boehm: I gotta date. Pete: An' the Saturday after that? jean: I gotta date. Pete: An' the Saturday after that? jean: Gotta date. ,u Pete. Heavens woman, don't you ever take a bath? Bill Murdock: What model is Lovelace's car? Mert Andrew: It isn'1: a model-it's a horrible example. - Jeanne W.: Can you drive with one hand? Paul B.: Sure. Jeanne: Have an apple. Floyd Tilley: Did you keep that date with your girl last night in all that rain? Mert Andrew: No, I waited for her for two hours and then stood her up. Jeanne Wilson with blond hair. Pete Garvey as small and fat. Normand Davies without a mustache. Ralph Ray with straight hair. Doris Clausen without a joke to tell. Phyllis Nolan without a boy friend. Arlene Lark without her giggle. Charlene Garland without her decorative cap. Freshman class acting dignified. Dally Buck as tall as Pete Garvey. Bill Murdock being a good boy. Ernest Cramer taking anything for granted. Kenneth Hasstedt without Rosella Allen. Rosella Freie flighty and flippant. Miss Vannorsdel with her hair mussed up. Mr. Hammond with hi hair combed. Mr. Killinger with hair. Lura Miller with a boyish bob. Janice Garland with nothing to say. Louie Treloar with enough sleep. Doris Boehm with conservative ideas. Betty Jones without a dimple. Marylin Wirtz without her earrings. Donald Van Slyke with a serious thought m his head. Mr. Holzapfel without his sense of humor. Lu Verne Zunkel: She isn't good looking: she's a terrible dancer: she plays bridge best when she's dummy: her figure would scare Barnum: in fact, she's a terrible mess, but she's my girl and I love her. Kenny Cadman: My girl isn't exactly a pauper, either. Zippers will never take the place of buttons. You couldn't put a zipper in a collection plate. Miss Schmertman: You go to bed, and I'll wash the dishes. Miss Beatty: Those paper dishes won't stand another washing. Miss Schmertman: What do you say I erase them tonight? - Lura Miller: Am I the first girl you ever kissed? Louie Treloar: Come to think of it, you do look familiar.