Odessa High School - Tiger Tales Yearbook (Odessa, WA)

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TIGER TALES as l95l CLASS WILL jContinuedj l, Rita Uhrich, bequeath my ability to keep a man as long as I have to Elaine Nichols. lt can be alone Elaine! Richard Voise wills his ways with Mrs. Shelby to Neal Phillips and Myron Walter. See Richard for further instructions boys. I, Doris Wacker, bequeath fifty pounds of my weight and my giggly ways to Ann. Take anything else you want, Ann. I have plenty of it. B. G. Williams would like to will her artistic handwriting and graceful stride to her friend Kevie Kramer, who she feels could use them both. Freshmen: The promise of new and better things, and the leadership, character, and ability with which to face them. Sophomores: Many tattered and ragged U. S. History books, which we feel is more than enough to keep you busy. Juniors: A lot of kindness, patience, and unselfishness, which we believe is all you need to keep you going on to the title of Noble Seniors. To The Entire Student Body: We will all you fortunate individuals our charming good looks, gracious smiles, scholastic ability, pleasant attitudes, musical talent, efficiency in leadership, athletic skill, strong characters, etc., plus our sincere appreciation of all the help we have had and our best wishes for the years to come, PROPHECY Sue Phillips, Queenie of the Can Can, has just returned from Paris where she was starring in the new picture, Don't Take My Ron , She was accompanied by her man- ager, Ronald Schafer. Upon returning she took time to look up her old classmates. As she walked down the street she stopped in at the insurance office and found that: Miss Coleen Luiten has just taken over Clarence Hemmerling's Insurance Business, She will be glad to advise you in cases of ingrown toe nails, lice, baldness, slivers or extreme cases of insanity. Coleen then informed her on the latest gossip of her old class- mates. Marilyn Salo was just removed from her first teaching position at the Odessa Kinder- garten for teaching the children to Charleston. Hop a long Schmidt, the former Mary Ann Schmidt, formerly known as Smitty Schmidt and called Smitty for short, is now running the Smitty Schmidt Ranch. Jackie Grening has just invented a modern atomic lipstick. She has achieved success with her new slogan, Atom Boys! Tune in KSEM every Saturday at l:OO to hear Margie Gust, the new Sweetheart of Warden.

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I95I -. Dvd- TIGER TALES CLASS WILL Sylvia Bartalamay leaves six and one-eighth inches of her heighth to Dorothy Kremsreiter, Melvin Carlson would like to leave his red hair plus the nickname Tuffy to Dick Knodel, just to see what the results will be. ' I, Marciel Fink, will my money collecting ability for the annual to Elaine Nichols. Elaine, you must have a good line, be persistent, and use a little charm. To Buzzy Weber, I will my ability to get in and out of messes easily. I'm sure you can use it Buzzy. Maurice Fink leaves his charming smile and friendly personality to Lorene Starkel, hoping she will put them to use. Jack Gasser wills his ability to play the great lover to Dennis Quast, don't overdue it, Dennis. Jackie Grening wills her driving ability to Lee Schorzman, as she feels it may aid him in later life. Margie Gust wills her ability to get along with Kevie to Pat Durfey, because she knows Pat will find it useful. I, Susan Harper will two feet of my height to Pete Jessett. Grow up Pete, I did. Lamar Homberg only wishes there were some way he could give his two history credits to Harley Frank, as he cannot see how George will ever pass history any other way. Phyllis Huff entrusts the care of her little brother Eddie to DeLila Janke, on the condition that she will teach him the proper things. Marvin Iltz wills to Charles Keebler his ability to get to school on time. Don't feel bad, Charlie because sometimes Marvin didn't even get there at all, Wayne King wills his smooth saxophone playing and his ambition to lead a dance band to Richard Miller in the hopes that Beak'f will be inspired toward greater things. Franklin Koth would like to will his blond wave that all the girls are drooling over to Gary Mills, and hopes it will produce results. Coleen Luiten wills her talent for homemaking to Mickey Markuson, and hopes he makes good use of it. Sue Phillips leaves to Bonnie Delzer her speed on the tennis court, with this warn- ing: Never take both feet off the ground at the same time, Bonnie-I've tried it. Marilyn Salo wills her efficiency in writing letters to Buzzy Weber. Need more be said? I, Mary Ann Smith, cannot will a thing. I need it all, plus more. Charlie Schoonover leaves to Paul Hopp his entire collection of muscles. Don Sieverkropp wills his skill in writing book reports to Larry Reisenauer. For further information see Don. Wayne Sieverkropp leaves his ability to keep quiet in class to Ronnie Stehr, though he doesn't think it will do much good. Leslie Stehr wills his talent for making speeches in speech class on his favorite topic Girls to Douglas Ottestad. Be careful, Doug, and don't say anything that Stehr wouldn't say.

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I95I TIGER TALES Pi-ioPHEcY iconfanuedi Sylvia Bartalamay, head German teacher at the Odessa Schools, begins all her classes with this question, Wo ist meinen Mann? , which translated means, Where is Curtis? We see P. E, instructor Miss B. G. Williams coaching the Odessa Tiger basketball team. We don't know how, but she is really producing results. Mrs, Don Weishaar, the former Phyllis Huff, is now herding her cows and kids down the street in the annual Odessa Parade. Miss Susan Harper is now trying to sell sand boxes for the little children in the Arabian Desert. Charlie Schoonover has just defeated Pete .Iessett for the Boxing Championship of the Columbia Basin. When asked for a statement for the press, Charlie had only this to say, Ah Shucksl It weren't nuttenI The millionaire, Wayne Sieverkropp, has iust sold his 999,000 book of the wild west, entitled: Who Put the Glue in my Saddle? The Bohemian Brewing Co. is searching for a new Sampler. Their Iast one, Don Sieverkropp, was fired for overdoing his iob. The Lamona Flash , alias Tuffy Carlson, has just opened up a new gambling casino in the Artic Circle. He doesn't seem to mind the cold at all. CouIdn't have anything to do with those Eskimo gals, could it Tuffy? Hmmmm? Franklin Koth new manager of Michaelsens is now starting his two sons out as broom boys, like father like son. The new head secretary of the Carter Liver Pills Co. Marciel Fink, has announced her engagement to Mr. Carter. They are planning to get married next month and live in Liver Pool where they plan to raise seven little pills. Wayne King has just been named one of the top band leaders of the nation. He owes his success to his latest hit tune, Alfalfa Rag. Maurice Fink is now planning to combine fatherhood with basketball coaching, The reason: He has iust become the proud father of quintuplets fall boysj. The Lone Ranger is no longer alone, for now he has Marvin Iltz to ride with him. To the beat of thundering hoofs we hear a few changes made in the old familiar call, now it is, Hi Ho Soda Cracker . Monsiuer Leslie' Stehr, successful woman's clothing designer, has startled the nation with his new design, the Drape Shape . Mr. Jantz always said he had a good head for figures. Jack Gasser has combined his two famous talents in the publication of his new book, 'fThe History of Baseball . Don't miss Richard Voise's new Sagebrush Drivin Theater, just 9 miles west of Odessa. Richard's wife, the former Rita Uhrich is in full charge of the nursery. Miss Doreeza Vackarea is now competing with Bonnie' Delzer' for the title role of My Heart Cries for You , to open next month at the Crab Creek Opera House. Lamar Homberg, the famous hot rod driving instructor, will soon replace Mr. Albright. When Mr. Albright was asked why he was retiring he had this to say, I iust can't keep up with these new Fords but I'm sure I can depend on Lamar to keep up with them .