Oberlin College - Hi-O-Hi Yearbook (Oberlin, OH)

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T H E H I - O - H I 1 9 1 O Come! Why, sir, from the way th.ey kep' a comin' I reckon'd Wa'n't goin' t' be room fer half 0' 'em. That hul blamed tent was jest filled with chairs, an' then them circus seats put up all 'round the sides. But, sir, when they all got in an' was standin' up there,-- an' mother an' me wonderin' how th.em that hadn't no seats was a goin' tl get along,-they set down, an' would ye believe it, them fellers what had planned th' thing knew what they was 'bout fer there was a Seat fer every one o' them fellers an' gals-but I donlt believe there was a one ter spare. An' then th' fun begun! f' Some little feller--had a awful loud vest on too--got up an' hammered on th' table ,til I most feared he'd bust it. But they kin' o' quieted down in time an' he didn't have t' bust anythin'. They all stood up an' sung My Country 'Tis Of Thee, an' I tell ye I never knew that was so blamed pretty before. Then some sleepy- lookin' feller read some sort o' Call 0' th' Convention -guess it was somethin' they had t' get rid o' somehowg an Cousin Albert says it was jest like th' thing th.ey read t' th' Chica- go doin's. They did some sort o' votin' ' ' , an' brought up Mister Treadway, him what was jest elected Lieutenant Gov- ernor, good man he was too. He gave j a speech, 'soundin' th' key note' I think he called it. Guess it must a bin on the key too, fer it sounded mighty nice-like when th.ey say th' choir up t' church hits th' key. OV Some feller come t' th' stand-had a regu1'r political meetin' stand even to them gents what always sits on it-an', l L W N , l I 27

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see when I was a kid, silk hats-nice lookin' ones toog swell dressesg some gals with th' best lookin' oranges a hangin' down from their big hats-sight bigger 'n any use toog an' then some more o' them clown bands what they have to every circus. Then there was a bunch o' th' funniest lookin' Pennsylvania Dutchmen, pipes an' all: an' some gals with big black spots-some sort o',dots mother called 'em- all over their dresses. One couple must 'a come from some ferrin country, fer they had the most rich lookin' sort o' dresses, but they must 'a bin awful hot-somebody said they come from some warm place or other somethin' like Haw-y-a. An' then there come th' funniest kit o' walkin' jugs ye ever heard tell of. Great big jugs- looked jest like them what molasses comes in down to th' store at th' corners, only bigger, an' all ye could see was a little piece o' head stickin' out o' th' snoot an' some wiggly legs under th' blamed things. 8'6 Wal, sir, mother an' I seed they was such a bunch o' 'em comin' that we gets inside th' tent, an' blamed if we didn't h.ave the Worst sort o' a time ter get a seat. Regular circus bleechers they had, an' they charged us a quarter a piece to get in, too. But finally some bald headed teller what seemed t' be a runnin' things, 'least he was doin' consid'rable bossin,' Hxes us up an' we jest set there an' watched 'em come in. ze

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, I ' f, ' ' 1 I ' 5 .jf ' . 1. hge'-, I-' . ' ' ' , 7 Q. , , ..,,.,-y.. . . .,.. , .. ,. . , , A - .,.e.... ,. . ,.. .-1 -A. . '. sir, that feller had a stick, big-yes twice 's big-as that one old school-master Harmon used t' keep behin' th' door. Well, sir, he made a corkin' good speech an ended 'er by nominatin' President Roosevelt fer th.e next election. They like ter a done it too, but that feller at th' desk he looked at th' sleepy feller at th' other desk an' then said somethin' about 'it's bein' out o' order.' Couldn't see how th' feller who had jest talked was out o' order, he was goin' on in first rate order 's fer 's I couldsee. 5 Then they had somethin' t' eat. Only trouble was they didn't pass any peanuts to us. An' I couldn't get it through my head but what We was t' th' circus, an' I kep' wonderin' Where them fellers was what sells 'tickets t' th' concert.' - 5' Then they begins again. Laws, I can't begin t' tell ye all they done an' said. They had some sort o' scrap-one o' th' fellers was a long skinny feller, but he could more 'n talk-'bout who should have seats. I couldn't see what they was scrappin' about, 28 I'