Oberlin College - Hi-O-Hi Yearbook (Oberlin, OH)

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There once was a doctor named Luce, Who always was wont to refuse To her classes to go Without sixty or so Of l-oolfs which she never could use. Professor Bosworth's strong right hand Is wont to rule with mild command The theologs of Scoundrcl hall, Married and single, great and small. i Professor Caslccy's running a farm, If he does no good he'll do no harm. Perhaps he'll start some private schools For lads he's fired for smashing rules. O'er frivolous Con girls pomped and gay, One, Mrs. Woodford has the say, And when they act a bit untoward She sends them to the bpinsters' Board. Prof. Morrison is a witty wight. List these words from his tactful tongue: My wife like a Madonna looked tonight, Like a Prima Donna has sung.

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T0 THE ALUMNI - u You are old, friend Alumnus, the Freshman said, And there isn't a thing you don't knovx. Yet you lived when the rules were a monster to dread: Pray tell me just why this is so. . When a Freshman, th' AIUIUIILIS YC- You are old, friend Alumnus, although plied to the boy, . it's revealed I walked in an unerrmg way, That you still are quite hearty and And rules only added the more to my stronu jov- Yet you hadn't a feminine Athletic I would it were so to this day. field- , Now how did you wiggle along? When I was at school, the Alumnus replied, No field did the young woman need For house-work and sewing and ' books were their pride, And thcy're very Fme women in- deed! And football? the youth then in- The men were all quiet in my younger quired with a smile. years' ' Pray, what did you do without that? And never were eager to scrap. You never saw 'Varsity pile up a pile They scorned to indulge in such Or stretch an opponent out flat? fiendish loud cheers, Or maim one another, mayliapf' You are old, friend Alumnus, but tell me the truth: They say that you tlunked in your mathg Did such things occur in your far godly youth, Did ,WH win the proffs bitter wrath? They've forgotten, my boy! the Alum- You are old, said the lad, 'A Friend nus exclaimed, . ' Alumnus. No doubt l As he turned very red with vexahtion. You never made calls until seven- I always made 5. I'm excessively Yet long ere you grew so exceedingly pained . U stout To respond with no clear explana- Did you call no one 'Angel of tion. Heaven ?' I have answered tive questions and this is too much. You'd your impudence just to begin. Now off with you quick. It sure beats the Dutch- The youth of the new Oberlin! 18