Oberlin Academy - Etean Yearbook (Oberlin, OH)

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Seaman- Say, Tex, how does it seem to be so tall that if you get your feet Wet in June, you don't sneeze till September ? McBride- It is some better than being sohshort that a corn feels like a tooth- ac e. Greene Ctranslating Virgilb- 'Three times I tried to throw my arms around her neck,' and that is as far as I got. Miss Hosford- That is quite far enough, Mr. Greene. Go on, Mr. Hutch- ins. - WHAT IF -Mr. Hill should teach Physics again? -Faith Nelson should Hunk? -Protzy should forget to take Blyra home at noon? -Mr. Sicha should make a mistake in grammar? -Ruth Clifton should make some noise? -Bob Hutchins should be seen Walking alone? , -Mr. Peck should not talk about human nature in General EX.? -Nelle Eoff should Walk to school? -Feakins should Wear a noiseless tie? -Sutherland should fuss? -Mr. Shaw should get new text books for his Caesar class? -Miss Hosford should lose the rubber band for her cards? -Some Senior should pay for his class dues, his hat, his pin, his cut, and his Etean Without being asked? 0 II I rl l7li1'l'y-jim'

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Mr. Shaw- Of what did Caesar's army consist? Eanks- It consisted of four veterinary legions. Jones- Do you file your correspond- ence? Mat - What do you think I am, a rough-Writer ?', Van Allen- I Wonder Why that cab- driver doesn't fall off that narrow box. Greene Ca student of Physicsj- Looks to me like a case of stable equilibrium. Dud Fulton- Did you see those autos skid ? Miss Gangloff- Mr. Fulton! How dare you call me that ? Miss Houghton- Is the sine of an angle spelled s-i-n ?,' Mr. Husted- Well, it is no sin to spell it that Way. Miss Hammond- But it is a sin to pun. Lecturer- My business is to save young men. Miss Doolittle- Save me one, please. Heine Edwards- I told 'Doc' he must not see me any more. Mary Edwards- Well, what did he do? Heine - He turned out the light. Mr. Schmidt- Your answer is about as clear as mud. 'Touch'- W ell, that covers the ground, anyway. Mr. Adams CVan Allen about to recitej - Now We will listen to the dry cell. Mr. Adams Cseeing student studying after second bellj- Those last glimpses don't help much, that is in Physics. Cole Cseeing mud on the bottom of Wyoming's shoeb- Hey, guy, look at the Sol-i-er shoe. One Hun! I I Tl lx f

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With this page the Work of the Etean Board comes to a close. We hope that the Annual has fulfilled its purpose and has revived in your memory thoughts of your old friends, and that it has painted afresh for you the principal events of the year of nineteen thirteen-fourteen in Oberlin Academy. Om: Hundred and T