Oakwood High School - Acorn Yearbook (Dayton, OH)

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Y Prophecy oT The Class oT I'-734 lConTinuecIj Miss Jean Davis led The Tield in The NaTional Women's GOIT TournamenT wiTh a score oT ISO on The TirsT ThirTy-six holes. IT is expecTed ThaT she will reTain her champ- ionship oT I943. Mrs. AIberT BeusT lnee JusTine Shivelyl is awaiTing Tavorable weaTher before she and her husband Take OTT on Their non-sTop TlighT To The NorTh Pole. Mrs. BeusT will piloT The plane and acT as mechanic and wireless operaTor. Mr. BeusT will be The cook and boTTle washer. Rodney lPeanuTI Boren Today seT a new speed record aT DayTona Beach. I-Iis liTTle red and silver racer, 'The Silver Queenf aTTaind a speed OT nine hundred and TorTy-Two miles an hour. OT course The secreTaries had liTTle diTTicuITy in Tinding ouT abouT some members OT our class. The whole world is agog over Miss Geraldine I.evis's new book, The EducaTion Problem aT The SouTh Pole , and everyone knows OT Thomas I-Iodgson's greaT experimenTs on The emoTions oT The amoeba. The magazines and newspapers only recenTly reporTed ThaT he had Taken a day OTT and married Miss Marjorie Parker. I-larry Nelson has proven To be The mosT illusTrious member oT our class, having been appoinTed UniTed STaTes MinisTer To Sweden. IT has been reporTed ThaT he married a simple counTry girl There. Dr. James Richards expecTs To gain Tame. I-'Ie has seT up his oT'liice and is all ready To buTcher, buT Tor some reason or anoTher he hasn'T had any cusTomers as yeT. IT is expecTed ThaT business will pick up as Charles LiTTell has consenTed To be his adverTising manager. Charles said ThaT he had some snappy ideas Tor drawings ThaT cerTainIy oughT To make business boom. Who in The UniTed STaTes has noT seen and heard The greaT Carlos Vincennes, The screen lover? Mr. Vincennes is known in privaTe liTe as Marlay SmiTh and is married To DoroThy Coolidge. ln his IasT picTure none oTher Than B. Anne WebsTer played opposiTe him. Also well known is Fred Robinson who wriTes The comic sTrips, Oop, The Goopn and I-Ierman, The Vermin . MarTha Graybill is doing The singing Tor The BeTTy Boop carTons and Alice McLaughlin is playing in a show on Broadway. Every Wednesday Robin GaTwood and his band play over WLW. The main TeaTures oT This program are Fred Barr, The silver-pIaTed Tenor, and MargareT Shank who plays The xylophone. Some violence has been going on among The members OT our class laTeIy. The Urbana paper recenTly bore This sTaTemenT: TiTTy Cook, barker of The I-Iokey Pokey Circus, owned by David Israel, was severely iniured when Phyllis Walker, a Trapeze arTisT, hi+ him on The head wiTh a ham- mer in an argumenT yesTerday. In checking up on This sTaTemenT we Tound ThaT one oT The big aTTracTions wiTh The show is an adagio dance by Doris FiTzgibbons and Jack Page Twenfy-seven

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Y I I Y cya f Prophecy oT The Class of I934 'YS' Time-IQ44 This year when Mr. ClaggeTT asked his secreTaries, Miss Sue SmiTh and Miss Alma Linder, To check up on The class OT l934 They had Ii++Ie diT'TiculTy, Tor each member OT This OuTsTanding and illusTrious class has achieved Tame. The name OT ROberT Ross, The nOTed Far l-lills Avenue cOlumnisT, appears each day in The Oakwood Tidings, now owned by none OTher Than Junior Kerlin. ROss's secreTary, Frances Geiger, iOTTed down The TOllOwing noTes in The column yesTerday: Fred l-lussey, who runs The NighT Owl Club, and Junivere SwarTsell, who dances There, are planning an elOpemenT. Your wiTe lShe was Jane STanleyj called up TO Tell you ThaT ROberT The Third's nurse, Virginia l-luckins, guiT when he sTarTed Throwing vicTrOla records aT her. lThOse are The TraiTs OT his TaTher coming ouT in him.T Mr, HerberT Whalen was barred Trom The ballroom OT The BilTmOre l-lOTel when he and his wiTe Tnee l-larrieT CrawTordT wenT To a parTy There. IT seems ThaT his TeeT were sO large ThaT he Took up all The rOOm On The TlOOr. Donald Guckes, The Tropical Tish Tancier, is being sued Tor divorce by his wiTe, The Tormer JaniTh lvlclvlann, On The grounds ThaT he insisTs On keeping his Tish in The baTh Tub. ln The regular columns OT The Tidings There appeared The Tollowing iTems: John Pool, auThOr OT The book 'Puns and OTher JOkes', while driving On Far l-lills Avenue lasT nighT, skidded On The weT pavemenT and crashed inTo a sTreeT car oper- aTed by Philip WOrman. Tlmagine iT! Phil Worman, in whom we had such greaf hopeslj NeiTher Mr. Pool nor his companion, William Anderson, Tamous radio comedian, was iniured. Joseph Chamberlain, chieT OT The Oakwood police, in check- ing up On The accidenT sTaTed ThaT iT was unavoidable. IT seems ThaT our Triend, Trigg TrOTTer, is cooling his heels in The Ohio STaTe Peni- TenTiary. The secreTaries discovered This iTem in The paper: Thomas Thomas, prOprieTOr OT a Coney Island Shop aT l:iTTh and Ludlow, repOrTed TO police ThaT he was robbed OT his cash regisTer by a dark man OT abouT TwenTy-eighT years OT age. Police laTer arresTed Trigg TrOTTer who sTaTed ThaT he absenT-mindedly picked up The cash regisTer insTead OT his haT. He was senT TO The peniTenTiary On The TesTimOny OT Richard O'l-learn who runs a peanuT sTand aT FiTTh and Main. O'T'learn was an eye wiTness To The robbery. Several OT our members have aTTained Tame in The Tield OT spOrT. ln The SpOrT Flashes The Tollowing iTems appeared a shOrT Time ago: Page Twanly-six N

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.r Gx, M W Prophecy of The Class of I934 lConTinuei.lj Banker. lT was also discovered ThaT David Bill has acquired a musTache and a Spanish accenT and is Throwing knives aT Claribel Courson. Doris Donecker Travels along as a reserve in case BiT TorgeTs To miss. Barbara Nicholas is The snake charrner, and Eleanor Weik and MarTha Welhener appear as The Tall and The shorT ladies. This arTicle also appeared in The Tidings: Mr. Ralph RinderknechT, head cheT aT The Y. W. C. A., was cuT in The Tace when Norman WallingTord, waiTer, sTruck him wiTh a plaTe. WallingTord Told police ThaT RinderknechT had a habiT oT playing his horn while waiTing Tor Things To cook and ThaT he had TooTed one TooT Too many Tor him. WallingTord was absolved oT all blame. The adverTisemenT oT DocTors Mary Keller and Louise Snyder appears almosT daily in The newspapers. Their add sTaTes: We know whaT aching TeeT are and we can help you. We have Taken up This noble work in order ThaT we may relieve The Thousands oT TooT suT'Terers. We do noT do This Tor proTiT. Our Tees are 3155.00 per TooT. lsignedl Dr. Mary Keller and Dr. Louise Snyder. AnoTher adverTisemenT ThaT appears TrequenTly is ThaT oT Jack OTTO. Jack Tound a Tish bowl and is now Telling TorTunes. l-le sTaTed ThaT Bernie Richardson called recenTly and was worried abouT his love aTTair wiTh lsabel Frank. Bernie TelT ThaT he had delayed Too long in springing The TaTal guesTion. lT appears ThaT Libby OTT is now running her TaTher's brewery and The adverTise- menT oT The ElizabeTh M. OlT Co. appears oTTen. MarTha KraTT's name appears in The adverTisemenT oT The l-lugh Bean Evans Ply Paper and Ply SwaTTer Co., lncorporaTed. MarTha has invenTed a Tly swaTTer which is in The shape oT a Tlower and can Thus be hung in The living room wiThouT being un- sighTly. She receives Thousands OT leTTers Trom housewives daily Thanking her Tor This wonderTul invenTion which saves Them Trom running To The kiTchen every Time They see a Tly. l-ler mail is so greaT ThaT she has had To hire Two secreTaries To Take care OT iT. She has employed Lenore Morris and Carol l-leald. Florence Deuser has gained Tame as The only woman Taxi driver in The ciTy. Mary Ellen Jennings is Teaching kindergarTen and RoberT Desch is a ianiTor in The same school building. l-lomer MarTin has iusT wriTTen a book enTiTled l T-laTe a Parade. l-lomer is a sTreeT cleaner. A posTer adverTising The vaudeville To be presenTed aT KeiTh's nexT week dis- plays picTures oT Edie Sample and AlberTa DaugherTy who have a Tumbling acT. ln checking up iT was Tound ThaT Their appearance had To be posTponed Tor a week. ln Waynesville, AlberTa Tell Trom Edie's shoulders and hurT her pride so badly ThaT she will be laid up a Tew days. Libby Flack is Their adverTising manager. ThaT is The reporT on The class oT I934. Mr. ClaggeTT wishes To Thank his secre- Taries Tor Their work and is pleased To see so many in such high posiTions in The world. Page Iwenweighy MARY LOTS ALLEN N