Oakwood High School - Acorn Yearbook (Dayton, OH)

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EIIEIIIE'-IIEIIEIISACORN I933'.2IIZllEllZlI'.4IIZ Class Prophecy lConlinuedl I have a number ol lelegrams lrom lhose members ol lhe Class ol '33 who are unable lo be presenl lhis evening, which I am cerlain lhal my lisleners wish lo hear. Gilberl Phares sends word lhal he is invesligaling lhe laundry silualion in Man- churia. I-Ie is known lo lhe Chinese only as Dr. No Can See. Roberl Harsh has al lasl lound someone who will lislen lo and agree wilh his lheory ol lechnocracy in lhe person ol Else Newcomer, and lhey are spending a guiel evening al home sellling world problems. Word has been received lrom lhe head nurse ol lhe Slale I-lospilal lor lhe Insane -lhe head nurse is Bee Wuichel by lhe way-lhal Corwin Rile is housed in lhal insli- lulion. I-le conlinues lo insisl lhal he is Gods gill lo women. William Feinerer and Belly Pavey, lhrilling lrapeze perlormers, have a vaudeville engagemenl in Kalamazoo. Peggy Davies is lheir press agenl. A lelegram iusl arrived lrom Pally Gravell, owner ol a dog-washing eslablish- menl lhal is simply cleaning up, which says she is allending lhe coming-oul parly ol Peggy Moss in New York. Peggy is coming oul ol solilary conlinemenl al lhe New York relormalory lor girls. Jack Margolis is in Paris conlerring wilh l-Iarl, Shallner, and lhe Marx brolhers on lhe I943 spring slyles lor men. Roberl Weaver and his wile, lhe lormer pink-haired lady, Mildred Ball, are doing missionary work in Siberia. Ladies and genllemen, a very dislinguished man has arrived! I-le is lhe greal Joe Godlrey, lhe handsome cheerleader ol lhe I-louse ol David baskelball leaml Godlrey is accompanied by his manager, boosler, pal, and lellow poker player, Bob Connelly. We have newlyweds in our midsl. DeVoe Turpin recenlly promised lo love, honor and obey Jane Eby. Jane says al lasl she has lound her lall, dark, slrong and silenl man all rolled up in DeVoe. I-lealhman Allen, who sells old jokes lo comedians, is escorling Margarel Roehm. I-lealhman says Margarel is lhe only one who will laugh al his jokes. Also sealed al l-lealhman's lable are Mac Edgeworlh, champion lennis player ol Cuyahoga counly, and Frances Riggs Edgeworlh. An ugly rumor is being circulaled lhal Malcolm breaks his old lennis rackels over Frances' head. Friends ol lhe radio audience, as our lime is limiled, I shall endeavor lo brielly lell you whal lhe resl ol lhe miraculous class ol '33 are now doing. Mary Jane Siebenlhaler is an ardenl worker lor lhe S. P. C. I-l.-Sociely lor Pre- venlion ol Cruelly lo I-lusbands. Marcedas Bales ollers a posl graduale course in lechnique lo U. D. boys. J. D. Fouls is a big adverlising execulive in lhe lirm ol Mor- gan, Rockeleller and Ford. In lhe lasl Olympics lhe girls' honors were carried oll by Evelyn Fahrion and Belly and Jana Filzgibbons. Evelyn won lour medals lor lrack and lield evenls while lhe lwins vamped lhe iudges. ln lhe men's lrack evenls, lhe lavored Elso Barghoorn was delealecl in lhe hurdles, high jump, and one hundred yard dash by lhe dark horse ol lhe meel, Slanley Conler. Barghoorn has since laken up aslrology as his lile work. The lirm ol Young and Ankeney is exlremely prosperous. They guaranlee lo make any business pay. Charlolle is lull ol original ideas and Johnnie manages everybody and everylhing in lhe business. Page Twenly-seven

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EIIEIIIEIISIISIIEACORN I933'.2ll'.!lI2II?1II':lI2 Class Prophecy Good evening, ladies and genTlemen oT The radio audience. TonighT we are broad- casTing Tor The TirsT Time Trorn Thei nighTclub Jazzmania in Th l-loTel l-loTcha. This evening The Oakwood High School Class oT '33 is celebraTing The Tenrh anniversary oT iTs graduaTion Trom ThaT greaT insTiTuTion. SuperinTendenT A. E. ClaggeTT is The guesT olf honor This evening and he is moving abouT among The guesTs renewing old Triend- s ips. l am sure, ladies and genTlemen, ThaT you all have heard oT The lovely hosTess oT The Club Jazzmania. She is none orher Than Peggy Pickrel, and she cerTainly has puT The club on The map wiTh her snappy slogan LeT's painT The Town red! Ah, l see l-lerb Bahl, The manager oT This Tine new hoTel, Talking To CharloTTe Rogge, The main dining room hosTess. JusT beTween ourselves, radio audience, They are sTill ThaT way abouT each oTher. The chieT enTerTainers This evening are Marjorie Lehr, who recenTly had her legs insured Tor Two million dollars, Richard Davis, The laTesT Thing in crooners, and The Tango Team OT Lamb and LauTenschlager. The cosTumes used in This evening's Tloor show were designed by ChrisTine MaTThieu. We have a delegaTion oT moving picTure sTars wiTh us TonighT, Triends. Paul Dozier, The maTinee idol oT all The sophomore girls in The counTry, iusT arrived wiTh Phyllis OTTo, The sophisTicaTed leading lady who has iusT compleTed her laTesT picTure hiT, A Lady WiTh a PasT. CelesTe Brown has The comedy lead in This picTure. In The group oT celebriTies aT ThaT large Table near The door I see Bobby Jones Servis, The greaT ATrican golT player, Mary Kee l-luTTman, The well-known polo player, Virginia Moore PaTTerson, eminenT opera singer, Ames Gardner, The world's greaTesT racing car dare-devil speed king, and Mr. and Mrs. Bob Davis. Mrs. Davis, The Tormer MarTha Sanders, has aTTained greaT prominence as a commercial arTisT. l-ler laTesT suc- cess, a posTer Tor The William SmyThe T-lealTh Drinks CorporaTion, was modeled by hus- band Bob and was enTiTled Have Shoulders Like Mine. RoberT Rike, a proTessional gigolo, has evidenTly hired himselT ouT as The escorT OT Jean Callander, a lady oT leisure. Jean is now speaking To The head waiTer, George Parker, and Rike is Taking advanTage oT This TacT by TlirTing wiTh Two of The cigareTTe girls, Jane Barlow and Evelyn Schoenberger. ThaT disTinguished looking man in The gray vesT is ArThur Brand, who runs The Woman's Exchange. Mr. Brand is exTremely well TiTTed by experience To handle This posiTion. NexT To him are Maurice Leen, barker Tor AunT Susie PriTchard's PaTenT Med- icine Show, and RoberT Carney, The execuTive head OT The Sea ScouTs oT America. George Ohmer, ediTor oT The Keyhole Scandal SheeT is Talking To Ed Lorenz and Charles Pansing. Lorenz and Pansing have Tound The old saying my physiognorny is my TorTune quiTe True, and Their Taces appear on a noTorious complexion soap adver- TisemenT. We have several wriTers visiTing The Club Jazzmania TonighT. RoberT Pape is wriTing a book on l-low To Be NonchalanT . William ChrisTopher Wilkinson wriTes a syndicaTed column enTiTled Willie's Wise Words To Women. Rosemary Thomson, who suTTered Trom sleeping sickness during her senior year aT Oakwood l-ligh, has per- TecTed a cure Tor The dreadTul disease. The Tormula is in The TiTle oT her book Early To Bed. Charles Danis recenTly published a very lengThy and conTusing dicTionary. Page Page Tweniy-six

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EIIBSIIBSIIEIISIISACORN l933'.2Il2lIZIlL4Il'.4IIH Class Prophecy fConlinuedl lvlary Louise Hollinger is a mililanl suffragelle. She believes lhal women should be employed in all posl offices so lhal lhey may direcl lhe males. Ross Smilh has succeeded Amos Parrish as Fashion Diclalor and he fealures many novel crealions which are usually modeled by I-Iarriel Brown. This illuslrious Class of '33 is nol wilhoul ils scandals, I am sorry lo say. Daphne Thomas, lhe greal woman lawyer, has been hired by Belly Donado lo prosecule a breach of promise suil againsl Jack Smilh, who is a professor al Smilh College. Slan I-loward is imprisoned on a bigamy charge. Eleanor Black, Lois Werner, Kay Kiser, and Imogene I-Iarlline, known as I-Iandsome I-Ioward's I-Iyslerical I-Iarem, each claim lo be Slan's one and only. I-Iighpressure Herring lravels from door lo door lrying lo sell Realsilk hosiery. Phyllis Wiley is a Ford salesman. She is demonslraling lhe new whoopee model which conlains a bar wilh a real brass rail, an easy chair, ice wafer, and cigar counler. Don Ouarlel is now Direclor of lhe Budgel of our counlry. Don always had an eye for figures. Charles Morris has purchased lhe hangoul formerly known as Pelerson's. During lunch hour, Charles Ieclures lo sludenl palrons on Diligence, and oflen he warns lhem never lo play lricks on lyping leachers. I-Iis own conscience bolhers him because of his high school pranks and he has suddenly lurned reformer. I inlerrupl myself long enough lo poinl oul lo you, radio audience, a newly- arrived celebrily. I iusl caughl a glimpse of Sylvia Bonlecou, lhe firsl woman heavy- weighl wreslling champion of lhe world! She is accompanied by her lrainer, Barlow I-Ieikes. And whal a surprise il is, friends of lhe radio audience, lo see Jane Smilh enlering lhe club, followed by a group of devoled admirers from Oshkosh, Wisconsin. They iusl flew from Oshkosh in a plane piloled by Richard Ragar, afler enjoying an informal dinner al Jane's Oshkosh penlhouse. A lelegram has iusl been received from Ivlona Collon, secrelary lo Warden John Dozier of Sing Sing. Mona reporls lhal when reporl cards wenl oul lasl week il was discovered lhal Roberl Brundrell lead lhe lhird year class in scholarship. And here we have a lelegram from Roberl Pool. Poor Bob has nol been so successful wilh his women lhese' lasl len years. I-Ielene Slevens divorced him several years ago on lhe grounds lhal he was conlinually spilling cocoa on lhe rugs, and now he is in Reno gel- ling a divorce from I-Iildrelh Carler, eminenl chiIdren's poel, because he is lired of being known as Ivlr. I-Iildrelh Carler, Louise Tschop iusl relurned from Ivlidwesl Agricullural College where she was awarded a degree and a medal for her research work wilh spinach. lnslead of experi- menling on lhe ordinary guinea pigs, she has used Richard Larkin, who has allained a slalure of six feel, seven inches as a resull. Mr. Claggell is slill moving aboul among his former pupils and making inquiries aboul lhem while his secrelary, Belly Ivloss, lakes down lheir answers in shorlhand as Mr. Claggell wishes lo have lhe miraculous record go down in hislory wilh lhose of olher Oakwood graduales. Ladies and genllemen, I'm afraid our lime is aboul up. I see Fred Lealherman, lhe chief execulive of our broadcasling chain, molioning lo me lhal I musl bid ou all a very pleasanl good evening. This is slalion OI-IS, broadcasling from lhe Club Jazz- mania in lhe I-lolel I-Iolcha. CAROL CLI N E Page Twenly-eight