Oakwood High School - Acorn Yearbook (Dayton, OH)

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EIIEIIIEIISIISIIEACORN I933'.2ll'.!lI2II?1II':lI2 Class Prophecy Good evening, ladies and genTlemen oT The radio audience. TonighT we are broad- casTing Tor The TirsT Time Trorn Thei nighTclub Jazzmania in Th l-loTel l-loTcha. This evening The Oakwood High School Class oT '33 is celebraTing The Tenrh anniversary oT iTs graduaTion Trom ThaT greaT insTiTuTion. SuperinTendenT A. E. ClaggeTT is The guesT olf honor This evening and he is moving abouT among The guesTs renewing old Triend- s ips. l am sure, ladies and genTlemen, ThaT you all have heard oT The lovely hosTess oT The Club Jazzmania. She is none orher Than Peggy Pickrel, and she cerTainly has puT The club on The map wiTh her snappy slogan LeT's painT The Town red! Ah, l see l-lerb Bahl, The manager oT This Tine new hoTel, Talking To CharloTTe Rogge, The main dining room hosTess. JusT beTween ourselves, radio audience, They are sTill ThaT way abouT each oTher. The chieT enTerTainers This evening are Marjorie Lehr, who recenTly had her legs insured Tor Two million dollars, Richard Davis, The laTesT Thing in crooners, and The Tango Team OT Lamb and LauTenschlager. The cosTumes used in This evening's Tloor show were designed by ChrisTine MaTThieu. We have a delegaTion oT moving picTure sTars wiTh us TonighT, Triends. Paul Dozier, The maTinee idol oT all The sophomore girls in The counTry, iusT arrived wiTh Phyllis OTTo, The sophisTicaTed leading lady who has iusT compleTed her laTesT picTure hiT, A Lady WiTh a PasT. CelesTe Brown has The comedy lead in This picTure. In The group oT celebriTies aT ThaT large Table near The door I see Bobby Jones Servis, The greaT ATrican golT player, Mary Kee l-luTTman, The well-known polo player, Virginia Moore PaTTerson, eminenT opera singer, Ames Gardner, The world's greaTesT racing car dare-devil speed king, and Mr. and Mrs. Bob Davis. Mrs. Davis, The Tormer MarTha Sanders, has aTTained greaT prominence as a commercial arTisT. l-ler laTesT suc- cess, a posTer Tor The William SmyThe T-lealTh Drinks CorporaTion, was modeled by hus- band Bob and was enTiTled Have Shoulders Like Mine. RoberT Rike, a proTessional gigolo, has evidenTly hired himselT ouT as The escorT OT Jean Callander, a lady oT leisure. Jean is now speaking To The head waiTer, George Parker, and Rike is Taking advanTage oT This TacT by TlirTing wiTh Two of The cigareTTe girls, Jane Barlow and Evelyn Schoenberger. ThaT disTinguished looking man in The gray vesT is ArThur Brand, who runs The Woman's Exchange. Mr. Brand is exTremely well TiTTed by experience To handle This posiTion. NexT To him are Maurice Leen, barker Tor AunT Susie PriTchard's PaTenT Med- icine Show, and RoberT Carney, The execuTive head OT The Sea ScouTs oT America. George Ohmer, ediTor oT The Keyhole Scandal SheeT is Talking To Ed Lorenz and Charles Pansing. Lorenz and Pansing have Tound The old saying my physiognorny is my TorTune quiTe True, and Their Taces appear on a noTorious complexion soap adver- TisemenT. We have several wriTers visiTing The Club Jazzmania TonighT. RoberT Pape is wriTing a book on l-low To Be NonchalanT . William ChrisTopher Wilkinson wriTes a syndicaTed column enTiTled Willie's Wise Words To Women. Rosemary Thomson, who suTTered Trom sleeping sickness during her senior year aT Oakwood l-ligh, has per- TecTed a cure Tor The dreadTul disease. The Tormula is in The TiTle oT her book Early To Bed. Charles Danis recenTly published a very lengThy and conTusing dicTionary. Page Page Tweniy-six

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IEIISIIEIIEIISIIEACORN I933'..3IlZll2lI2lI'SIIZl Class Will ITEM XXXIII Pally Gravell and Belly Pavey leave lo Alberl Daugherly lheir power lo conquer bashlul men, while Evelyn Fahrion leaves a good high record, bolh alhlelically and scholasliically, lo Alma Linder. ITEM XXXIV Richard Davis, Quarlel, Carney, and Phares, leave lheir band inslrumenls, which consliluled lwo lhirds ol lhe noise, lo Rex Sollenberger. Bill Smylhe leaves an excellenl baseball record lo Louis I-leald. ITEM XXXV Billy Wilkinson and Roberl Rilre leave size-I6 luxes lo John Pool, while lo Doris Filzgibbons goes Else Newcomer's love ol sludying. . ITEM XXXVI Fred Lealherman leaves his abilily lo wrile edilorials lo Roberl Kaser. Jane Smilh and Jane Barlow leave lheir scholaslic records lo Louise Snyder. ITEM XXVII Ames Gardner bequealhs his solemn and guiel ways lo none olher lhan Jaclc Ollo, and Ed Lorenz leaves lo Harry Nelson a rallle-lrap model A Ford. ITEM XXXVIII Donado and Thomas leave lheir loreign languages lo Marlha Krall, and Carol Cline leaves a pair ol specs lo Carol I-leald. ITEM XXXIX Louise Tschop leaves a Chow pup lo Elizazelh Flaclc. ITEM XL Margolis leaves lhree old red and brown lies, which he used lo vamp Sleele girls, lo James Richards. ITEM XLI George Parlcer leaves a clean slale lhroughoul high school lo I-lomer Marlin, and I-larriel Brown leaves her exlreme nealness lo Virginia I-luchins and Phyliss Wallcer. ITEM XLIII Bob Connelly leaves a lhree-year service baslcelball leller lo Phil Worman, and Pansing leaves his good loolcs lo Alberl Beusl. Marlha Sanders leaves 2l3 jig-saw puzzles lo A. Zoolc. Joe Godlrey leaves his abilily lo correcl Lillle I-larsh in Trigomomelry lo Junior Kerlin. ITEM XLIV Richard Ragar leaves a prinling press and ils accessories lo lhe Prinling Deparl- menl and Malcolm Edgeworlh leaves a lourlh-year Lalin boolc lo lhe second hand boolc sho . p ITEM XLVI Yours Truly leaves a colleclion ol pel names lo lhe Junior Class. This colleclion includes, Candy, I-layseed, Manager, Mickey Mouse, Big Buda, Elsie, Bluebird, Beowull, l:ally, I-lorsie Jr., Virginia, Mike, Tile Wad, Elly, Kay, Pud, I-lall Wil, and Grunl. -JOI-IN DOZI ER. Page Twenly-five

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EIIEIIIE'-IIEIIEIISACORN I933'.2IIZllEllZlI'.4IIZ Class Prophecy lConlinuedl I have a number ol lelegrams lrom lhose members ol lhe Class ol '33 who are unable lo be presenl lhis evening, which I am cerlain lhal my lisleners wish lo hear. Gilberl Phares sends word lhal he is invesligaling lhe laundry silualion in Man- churia. I-Ie is known lo lhe Chinese only as Dr. No Can See. Roberl Harsh has al lasl lound someone who will lislen lo and agree wilh his lheory ol lechnocracy in lhe person ol Else Newcomer, and lhey are spending a guiel evening al home sellling world problems. Word has been received lrom lhe head nurse ol lhe Slale I-lospilal lor lhe Insane -lhe head nurse is Bee Wuichel by lhe way-lhal Corwin Rile is housed in lhal insli- lulion. I-le conlinues lo insisl lhal he is Gods gill lo women. William Feinerer and Belly Pavey, lhrilling lrapeze perlormers, have a vaudeville engagemenl in Kalamazoo. Peggy Davies is lheir press agenl. A lelegram iusl arrived lrom Pally Gravell, owner ol a dog-washing eslablish- menl lhal is simply cleaning up, which says she is allending lhe coming-oul parly ol Peggy Moss in New York. Peggy is coming oul ol solilary conlinemenl al lhe New York relormalory lor girls. Jack Margolis is in Paris conlerring wilh l-Iarl, Shallner, and lhe Marx brolhers on lhe I943 spring slyles lor men. Roberl Weaver and his wile, lhe lormer pink-haired lady, Mildred Ball, are doing missionary work in Siberia. Ladies and genllemen, a very dislinguished man has arrived! I-le is lhe greal Joe Godlrey, lhe handsome cheerleader ol lhe I-louse ol David baskelball leaml Godlrey is accompanied by his manager, boosler, pal, and lellow poker player, Bob Connelly. We have newlyweds in our midsl. DeVoe Turpin recenlly promised lo love, honor and obey Jane Eby. Jane says al lasl she has lound her lall, dark, slrong and silenl man all rolled up in DeVoe. I-lealhman Allen, who sells old jokes lo comedians, is escorling Margarel Roehm. I-lealhman says Margarel is lhe only one who will laugh al his jokes. Also sealed al l-lealhman's lable are Mac Edgeworlh, champion lennis player ol Cuyahoga counly, and Frances Riggs Edgeworlh. An ugly rumor is being circulaled lhal Malcolm breaks his old lennis rackels over Frances' head. Friends ol lhe radio audience, as our lime is limiled, I shall endeavor lo brielly lell you whal lhe resl ol lhe miraculous class ol '33 are now doing. Mary Jane Siebenlhaler is an ardenl worker lor lhe S. P. C. I-l.-Sociely lor Pre- venlion ol Cruelly lo I-lusbands. Marcedas Bales ollers a posl graduale course in lechnique lo U. D. boys. J. D. Fouls is a big adverlising execulive in lhe lirm ol Mor- gan, Rockeleller and Ford. In lhe lasl Olympics lhe girls' honors were carried oll by Evelyn Fahrion and Belly and Jana Filzgibbons. Evelyn won lour medals lor lrack and lield evenls while lhe lwins vamped lhe iudges. ln lhe men's lrack evenls, lhe lavored Elso Barghoorn was delealecl in lhe hurdles, high jump, and one hundred yard dash by lhe dark horse ol lhe meel, Slanley Conler. Barghoorn has since laken up aslrology as his lile work. The lirm ol Young and Ankeney is exlremely prosperous. They guaranlee lo make any business pay. Charlolle is lull ol original ideas and Johnnie manages everybody and everylhing in lhe business. Page Twenly-seven