Oakville High School - Tillicum Yearbook (Oakville, WA)

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CELLS!! p P010 QC? Another decade has passed finding me in my mansion on Beverly Hills, wondering what has happened to all my classmates. As this is my two weeks' vacation from my work as editor of the 'Advice to the Lovelornn column, I decided to dig out one of my newest airplanes and look up my old companions. My first stop was at the DMD Pharma- tical and Fountain Service Incorporated, in San Diego, Califor- ceu n nia. Klncidentally, that's Damitio and Duval, Jrs. We ca?'t sei: o to separate them.l I asked them where I might find some o my classmates. They told me I would find Delores Connors Ca celebrity, by the wayl on vacation from her latest movie, NSix Gun Sue.'f After meeting Delores and exchanging endless chatter, we decided to dine at the Riviera Night Club where we found Mildred Doerge singing. In her spare time she is a caddy at the Greenwall Golf Course. After leaving Delores at her home, I reloaded my car into the airplane. When I was in the air, I found I was running low on gas, so I decided to stop at the nearest airport which was at Los Vegas, Nevada. Having heard that the Golden Nugget Gambling Casino was a famous place, I decided to visit it. When I walked through the door, I received the greatest surprise of my life, for there, standing at the roulette wheel, was my old classmate, Maxine Ross. Having spot- ted me and the stunned look on my face, she explained that she was an undercover agent for the F.B.I. and her mission required top secrecy. Two days later I was again in my airplane headed for Nebraska where I was sure I'd find two of my old classmates together, Mr. and Mrs. Ronald Frost KDonna Sachsl. They were living on a small farm with their ten children. Besides their farm work, they are jockeys and are regular riders in the Kentucky Derby. I asked them if they had ever seen or heard from Lois Beckwith. They said they hadn't seen her since graduation ten years ago and last time they'd heard, she was teaching school in the Ozark Mountains. They also showed me a clipping from the society column that said Naomi McDougall and her husband were vacationing in Key West, Florida. It seems they have done pretty well for themselves the past ten years as bookies at a race track. Boarding my plane and leaving Nebraska, I decided to continue tw rd While flying over New York City, my curiosity was aroused eas a . when I heard a loud shrieking noise. I quickly landed, thinking something had gone wrong with the airplane. I rushed to the source of the noise and, much to my surprise, there was Curtis Burress standing before a crowd singing W0h, how I hate to get up in the morning.n He was going through all kind of motions and crying his heart out. After his performance I met him in his dressing room. Curtis is now known as Mario Burress because he has taken the great Mario Lanza's place. He told me about his career and his life as a lonely bachelor. After talking over our school days, I bid him a fond farewell, but before I left, he told me I could find another classmate two blocks down the road. Wondering who it could be, I started looking for him. Then I spotted it. A great big brick building with a sign outside,WKing'a Peaceful Home Palace,U featuring WKing Size Coffins.m Then I real- ized it must be George King who owned it. I ran the remaining block to the mortuary. When I went in, there was a man in a black suit

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standing inside. He was very tall and if his face hadn't been so long and sad, I might have thought it was George. I asked him where I could find George and he said that was he. He recognized me right away and he told me he was literally making millions with his King Sized Coffins. He also said that he had an assistant, a former classmate, and it was none other than Edelyn Moe. It seems she is head hair dresser. She is supposed to be one of the best in the field and she holds the record of dressing 200 heads a day. In her spare time she sells the new chemical peroxide for blends and it is going like hot cakes. th Ihchatted with George and Edelyn for a while and then I told i em E at must be on my way, for I wanted to find the only remain- tng C asimate, Mary Sutton. It was then they told me I would have Ag S0 H OHS WHY to find Mary because she was in the dark continent, tirica. Of all things, she was with a safari hunting down lions and cigggg Z3 aghsngouldttame themd for the circus. She now works in a n ma ra ner an tt f , ' is married to a former Porter Crezkgr? Y amous Incldentally' She Having learned the whereabouts of all my old classmates, I very h3PPi1Y boarded my plane. Since the two weeks were up, I,Bonnie Fricke, returned to my Job as editor of the nAdvice to the Lovelornn column. O Cfan W h S nior class of 1952 of Oakville High School, after ac- we t e e , quiring'all that is needed to receive our high school diploma, do hereby declare ourselves both physically and mentally sound, and are 'll b tter school purpose sure that we have helped to make Oakvi e a e , and publish this, our last will and testament. To the freshman class we leave all the dirty and torn-up boots. t To the sophomores we lea can repair them. he 'uniors we leave To t 3 To the faculty we leave I, Mildred Doerge, will ve all the broken lockers in hopes ey our good time we had on our sneak. allgour undone assignments. my big nose to Rosemary Gibson in hopes she keeps it out of people's business better than I have. I, Gerald Duval, will my ability to get along with the girls J h O t d. . to OI? Rfcirgimitio, will my ability to swipe pencils to Jim Witt. I: Lois Beckwith, will my ability to keep quiet to Everett Ma- combelr Bonnie Fricke, will my ability to tell a lie and keep a ' f t Ma lla Bramer. stra1??tGeggge Eingfcsill my nickname, Goof, to Larry Battscn know- ing he will use it' ' ' ' t en with big cars to I Mary Sutton, will my ability to ge m Carole?Sachs. I, Maxine Ross, will my will I, Delores Connors, Townsend in hopes that he has I, Ronald Frost, will my I, Curtis Burress, will M060 ' I, Donna Sachs, will my wants to trade places with me I, Edelyn Moe, will my d I, Naomi McDougall, will on to Carol Winters. high grades to Lane Johnson. my days of absence from school to Mike as much fun on them as I did. loud laugh to Wesley Steele. my ability to sleep in class to Rolfe ticket back to Nebraska to any one who iamond ring to Jean Burd ' t l my ability to ge a ong.with Mr. Heat-