Oakville High School - Tillicum Yearbook (Oakville, WA)

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PROPHECY VVhile thumbing through the Hector Tribzme, originally the Acorn News, I thought I might find the whereabouts of my old classmates. I noticed an article on Valentino. It seems they have a new one in Hollywood, even greater than the first and it turned out to be none other than our old classmate, Lewis Cox. it seems women just roll in the aisles and can't eat for days after they see one of his pictures. The way he loves the opposite sex is pathetic. Wliile making a picture Valentino hired the most famous Sherlock Youckton Holmes to keep track of Lewis' harem. George Youckton alias, Sherlock Youckton Holmes, while tracking one of Lewis Yalentino's lady-friends, ran into Doug Bennett, who said he was making literally millions in the soda pop business. He invented a new kind of soft drink with lots of foam and a lot of kick. He said his twin brother, Don, was doing very well in Australia raising mountain goats. He also has a little factory that puts out kiddy clothes. In another section of the country, quite another section is Alberta Connors flying around in her Rocket Space ship. It seems she just made a trip to jupiter and was back in only three days. In her spare time she runs a swimming resort on Mars. l ran into Ann one day while eating lunch. She was eating her daily dinner of celery and crackers. I guess a week previous she gained one pound making her weight all of 80 pounds and that couldn't be, as she is a light woman jockey. We chatted a while there as she told me that Marilyn was living a quiet life with Squeek in lilma, She was having troublegher oldest boy keeps running away, but his bright red hair aids her in finding him. You know she has five red haired boys now. She says that Georgia Burch comes to visit her quite often. Louie has become quite a big boy and is going to the new Oakville Grade School. They had to hire two teachers just for him alone. Georgia also is doing well with her invention of un- washable diapers and an automatic baby burper, which she invented when Louie was a baby. I always knew Barbara Imnon would make it. Yes, she's playing quarterback for Notre Dame. VVithout her, they wouldn't have a team. She's also captain for the fourth year straight. Also in the athletic bracket is our old classmate, -lay ljoor, who is the world champion heavyweight boxer. He only weighs 215 pounds now. It seems a fighter can't last one round with him. lf he don't knock them cold in the first minute, he considers it a bad night, In his last tight he hit a guy so hard they never did hurl the pieces. Of course Orville is married to Carol and is living in Rochester. lslis name, however is Orville Coniue, as she didn't want to change her name. They have eight children. jim Frost isn't doing bad for himself-dancing on TV with Fred Astaire. It's rumored that hels causing Betty Grable to get a divorce to marry him. He was dating Elizabeth Taylor before this. Our old classmate, Stanley Ames, is now Major General Ames and is in full charge of the forces in Russia. It seems that he enjoys the Army life very much. Another classmate, Fred Moe, is a manufacturer of hot rods, with red and green radiant tires and pink, purple, and orange striped hood. They say he is making millions, not because of the hot rod but because of the flashy colors. He is residing in a mansion on Lake VV1lClCI'I1C5S and is a bachelor, still trying. But the most famous of all is our old class President, john Russell, who has become President of the L'nited States. He is thinking of building a new Wliite House and painting it red. 12 The 1951 Tillicum

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WILL We, the Senior class of 1951 of Oakville High School, having served four long years at O. H. S. do hereby declare ourselves worthy of the fact tlIat we have accomplished our goal in high school, being quite sure that we are sound, physically as well as mentally, also believing that we know more than all teachers and superin- tendents, purpose and publish this our last will and testament. :XRTICLE I. To the school we leave the following: VVe, as seniors, leave all the dirty lockers, torn books and gum under the desks, also the absence of the senior class in hopes that the coming classes will have as much to offer good old O. H. S. .ARTICLE II. To the individual members of the faculty we bequeath: To Mr. Spitz, the superintendent, we leave the school and the memory of the seniors, whether it be good or bad. To Mr. Heaton we will a big mirror and the nickname of HECTOR. To Miss Clark, our advisor, we hereby will all the odds and ends of thread and Inaterial. Some day she might have enough to make a dress. To Miss Eddlemon we hereby will all our English books in hopes that she can make better use of them than we did. To Mr. Irwin we will all the Inixed-up hammers and nails in hopes that he can get them straightened up by the coming year. To Coach Golden we will a shipment of licorice to eat in class and the best of luck to all his teams in the future. ARTICLE III. To the next year's Seniors we hereby will the privilege of being almighty Seniors and an enjoyable sneak. To tlIe Sophomores we hereby will the right to obtain the title of sophisticated Juniors instead of sappy Sophomores. To the Freshmen we will the right to throw away the title of green Freslmien in hopes the eighth grade will catch it. ARTICLE IV. The individual members of the class of 'Sl hereby will and bc- queath the following: I, John Russell, will IIIy wavy hair to blames VVollen. I, Marilyn Bosler, will Iny position on the yell staff to Ronald Frost so that he can show off his acrobatic ability next year. I, Lewis Cox, will Iny daily trips to Elma to anyone with enough gas and time to make them during noon hour. I, Barbara Imnon, will all Iny boy friends, excepting one, to anyone who wants them. I, Don Bennett, will Iny ability to sleep in class without snoring to johnny Cunningham. I, Alberta Connors, will my dimples to James Witt. I, jay Poor, will all Iny muscles to Mike Townsend. I, Ann Wolleii, will Iny great height to George King. I'm sure he needs it. I, Georgia Burch, will all my baby diapers to Naomi McDougall-she'll be needing them. I, George Youckton, will my careful driving ability to Darrell Bosler. I, Stanley Ames, will Iny Army greetings to Curtis Burress. I, James Frost, will Iny gift of gab to Ken Taylor, hoping he doesn't use it quite as much as I have. I, Doug Bennett, will my ability for having fun to Omer Tracy. I, Orville Bramer, will Iny so-called nickname Flick to David Hand. I, Fred Moe, will all Iny flashy clothes to Edwin Lindholm. The 1951 Tillifimi 11

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f JUNIOR CLASS . linifom raw-Delores Connors, Maxine Ross, Mildred Doergc, Naomi Ray, Lois Beck' with, Edelyn Moe. Tap rote'-Miss Eddlemon, Advisor, Rick Damitio, Gerald Duval, George King, Curtis Burress, Ronald Frost. Not pictured, Bonnie Fricke. JUNIOR CLASS HISTORY VVe entered high school with sixteen members. VVe lost Frank and Keith Henry, june Brown, and Delbert Mitchell. At the second semester Harold Gunter joined our class. Our officers were: President, Ronald Frost: Vice-President, Rick Damitiog Secretary, Bonnie Frickeg Treasurer, Delores Connors: and Sergeant-at Arms, Maxine Grandorff. Student Council members were: Charles Smith and Naomi Ray. Our class advisor was Mrs. Natale. We started the sophomore year with thirteen members and gained one member, Doris Reisner. The officers were: President, Rick Damitiog Yice-l'resident, Edelyn Moe, Secretary, Naomi Ray, Treasurer, Mildred Doergeg Sergeant-ab Arms, Bonnie Fricke. The Student Council members were: Edelyn Moe and Gerald Duval. Our advisor was Mr. Amidon. We started the junior year with twelve members. At the first of the year Curtis Burress joined us. Class officers were: Rresident, Ronald Frost, Vice-l'resident, Rick Damitiog Secretary, Naomi Rayg Treasurer, Edelyn Moe: Sergeant-at-Arms, Curtis Burress. Student Council members were: Maxine Ross, Curtis Burress, and Gerald Duval. Our class advisor was Miss Eddlemon. Uur first project was the publishing of the 'A51 edition of the Tl-Ullflflll. Miss Eddlemon was our annual advisor. Our staff is as follows: Editor, Gerald Duval: Assistant Editor, Curtis Burressg Business Manager, Edelyn Moeg Sports Editor, Rick Daniitio, Photography Editors, Mildred Doerge and Delores Connors: and joke Editor, Ronald Frost. We gave our class play K'The Funny Brats November 17. It was a great success, Then we gave our Prom on April 20, 1951, which was a huge success and the junior-Senior Banquet on May 4, 1951. The 1951 Tillirum 13