Oakville High School - Tillicum Yearbook (Oakville, WA)

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Q.: E .. .....-...E .2-..f.....:.....-V..:..LF,,, . .,,v,, ,, ,,L,,,, ,,i, , , ,, , ,,,,, ,+ THE OAKVILLE TILLICUM 1922 +I J-.41 nc min-u.: 5 ufnluf n+n-n 1: nr nz, llillin1u1mr -aiu :in-an-:Wu-u1u-an-an 9+ 4...- .,.-pp-n1un1n--un1ln1n1ln-nu--un1u:-un-n1n-ln:u g-qui. SENIOR CLASS WILL We, the Senior Class of '22, of the Union High School, town of Oakville, County of Grays Harbor, State of Washington, being under no mental strain of any kind, do hereby make our last will and testament, all others to be considered void. First, to our Principal, Mr. J. V. Lyon, famed for his kindness, we hereby will and bequeath a secret detective to find the rest of the evidence of which he has clues, also a pair of noiseless shoes and the latest edition of the Washington State Manual. Second, to Mr. Hall, the priviledge of being the Boss of the family, also an alarm clock. Third, to Mrs. Hall, we gladly give three rolling pins, two heavy iron skellets, and four good strong brooms. Fourth, to Mr. Anderson, the priveledge of shaving once every seven years. Fifth, to Miss Wilkie, a year's subscription to the Find 'em Quick Matromonial paper. Sixth, to Miss Benthein a book on How to Prepare Hot Lunch. Seventh, to the Janitor, the right to burn not more than five hundred cords of wood next year, also a book of Robert's Rules of Order to be used in connection with towel racks, lockers, etc. Now we will turn our attention to the most worthy juniors who have tried so faithfully to help us by Hlling our places before we were gone, but we shall forgive them and show this forgiveness latter in the evening by presenting them their rightfull inheritance by special messenger. First: We will give to Harold Ross, a pair of patent roller skates of latest invention, guaranteed to get him to school by 8:30 every morning. Second: to james Easter we will our ability to Hirt. Third: to Lee Williams, we will our private stock of the lat- Fourth: To Ted Moon the right to be president of next year's Seniors. est patent soda water on which to have a Hot Time. Fifth: to Agnes Elder we will an encyclopedia on Love Terms. Sixth: to Joe Philipsen, the right to graduate next year. Seventh: to Cecil Kocher the right to get drunk on Saturday nights without the intervention of the Prof. Eight: to Harlie Eaton, ten lessons in Dancing. Ninth: to Florence Comfort, we will and bequeath the honor of editing next year's Annual. Tenth: to Henry Anderson, we give the sole right to succeed his brother on the High School Baseball Team. PAGE 25 o!u1n1n-n-n1n- nxn-u: ln-uin1u:f-n1un1u::uf1' n4u1u4n1n1ul:-as -n1n1u1:1u1s--11 gil.1.ql1gg.1qg-qlypigligigginig.-ggi..

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nznvn-n.-u '?'iE E -5XE'i7Ti'i'ii 'TT'i i'T'EU'M T5'5E' Conald Fisher is a jolly lad A favorite with the girls, He treats them one and all alike, Unties their ribbons and pulls their curls. Mildred Paul sits in front of Con. She's lively and full of pep. She makes things go ,round alright, No one steps on her, you bet. Unys is our bobbed haired girl, As good as ever you'l1 find, She has an even temper- Is sweet and true and kind. Ruth, the youngest of the class, Is gay and full of fun, The boys all like her, even when She keeps them on the run. Fred is quite and studious And somewhat afraid of girls, But when the teacher's back is turned The paperwads sometimes whirl. Juanita Burch is the littlest girl, Her hair is braided around her head. She doesn't go to shows or parties, But reads L. T. Meade instead. Arthur Anderson, Sweeny for short. Reads Western Story Magazines, And when he gets Mr. Anderson's Goat, Some kids think he's mean. Now listen if you please, And I'll tell you all of Pearl. She is a sunny tempered lass, Who sets us all a-whirl. And this concludes my little ditty, I've done the best I could- If you can do it any better I really wish you would. -P. V. S. '22, ' '13'.li'ETE '5Z ' T ' .P l1ll-ll1ll1ll1ll- ll1ll1ll1ll1ll-ll1ll1ll1ll1ll1ll1ll1ll1n1nl1n1..1,.1..i. +

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P Tn 'ofa kivnr ffi fr'i'f1E'i:'i'i 1 5523 E :fu 5 :: 1: : x I: 1 : : 2 E .: lr 'xii : : : I I x 1 I : 'x 3 :E I Eleventh: to Erma Lindsley the exclusive right to take f1rst pick of the high school boys. Twelfth: to Jimmie Damatio, the sole privilege of loving Miss Benthein. Thirteenth: to Merrill Irvin, the sole right of getting on next year's debating team. Fourteenth: to Francel Newton, the right to go to all the dances she wishes to attend. Next, we hereby will and bequeath to the Sophs, the exclusive right to step into our Peps. To the Freshies, We gladly give all the knowledge we have stored in the last four years. QAll knowledge acquired previous to that time will go to Emory Morkert.j Realizing the valuable material we are taking out of the Union High School when we leave, we deem it most necessary to the fur- ther continuation of the school to will some of our inimitable traits and possessions to various persons. I, Fred Kjellman, hereby will my scholastic abilities to Lee VVi1liams. I, Cora Kanouse, hereby will to Mutt McLean my place as Salutatorian. I, Ethel Dahl, hereby will to Marthalice Bartell my shavings in the pencil sharpener. Ljaunita Burch, hereby will my bashfulness to Nellie Johnson. Un case of refusal, to Peter I-Iansen.j I, Harry XVhite, hereby will my good grades in typewriting to Francis Osborne. I, Unice Kjellman, hereby will my double A in deportment to Gaynell Toby. I, Pearl Schlagel, hereby will my smile to James Easter. I, Mable Watson, do gladly give my Good English grades to Gladys Kunz. I, Conald Fisher, hereby will my five nights a week out, to Agnes Elder and Wleir Eaton. I, Ruth E. Austin, hereby will and bequeath my High SQ1-1001 Beaus to Miss Benthein. I, Lee W. Fisher hereby will my History note book to Harold Ross. I, Clinton Kendrick, will my place oh the Baseball Team to Noel fFatj Bain. I, Mildred Paul, gladly give my editorship to Mutt McLean. W'e, Carrol Barrick, Clifford Elliott, and Arthur Anderson, members of the Tripple Alliance, do hereby will and bequeath our reputation to Emory Morkett, Henry Eaton and Paul White. n4nfn1lx- u1n1n-l::n1u7n. u ninxuflg ni-:l1nin1u-nin7n1n- in- n 7 in i +l - -I PAGE 26 n nfniufnillr n-n1l:1llu7n1lr-.nf.n-ig,,-infginigiqigin 31..- ,I - 7 ii'