Oakland City University - Mirror Yearbook (Oakland City, IN)

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THE MIRROR 1929 K . ff an YZ Whitelock: I take aspirin to clear my head. Chaille: Oh I see, a sort of vacuum cleaner. Prof. Simms: And the Britons still wore the same clothes that their ancestors did. Lou Farmer: Oh, the dirty things. Tourist: These cows run around as though they were drunk. Schafer fat College Dairy Farmj: Yes'mg them's the ones we make corned beef from. Weigel fin orchestra practice, after finishing a piecej: What was that we just played? T1 Chaille: Do you think you can get me a good position when I graduate Prexy: Yes, if you will agree to start at the bottom and wake up. Fuller: What's the difference between a girl and a horse? Hargrave: I don't know. Fuller: Gee, I'll bet you have some great dates. Phil Eskew Cin Dairying classj: Say, Mr. Clayton, how many kinds of milk are there? Prof. Clayton: Well, there's evaporated milk, buttermilk, malted milk, and- but why do you want to know? , P. N.: Oh, I'm drawing a picture of a cow and I wanted to know how many spigots to put on her. ...... Why are you running that steam roller over that field? asked the stranger. I'm trying to raise mashed potatoes, exclaimed Anderson. At the EvansvillefOakland City basketball game someone wanted to know which was the goat. We told them to look at the whiskers, 'cause Joe had shaved before the game. Hildred Tooley: What kind of ice cream do we want for our Chemistry feed? Henrietta Shurig: Brick. Page One Hundred Seventeen

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THE MIRROR f 1929 1 . 4 . My girl isn't a blonde but she is dyeing to be. I own a little swarm of bees, And they to save their lives Had to go around with me For I have got the hives. My motherfinflaw is dead and gone, Alas, to never return, She's up there with the angels She was too tough to burn. It isn't the grade that you make in class Nor the A at the end of the term ' That counts for you in later life, It's the facts that you actually learn. One good sign of spring is when the love sick couples begin to soak the frost out of the rock on the Campus. One Professor sent his wife a check for five hundred kisses-the man next door cashed it for her. THE GREEN GRASS GREW ALL AROUND A green little freshie in a green little way Mixed some green little chemicals up one day. The green little grasses now tenderly wave O'er the green little freshie's green little grave. OH! The sofa sagged in the middle, The shades were pulled just so, The family had retired, And the evening lamp burned low. There came a sound from the sofa, The clock was striking two- The freshman slammed his textfbook with a thankful, Well, I'm through! Page One Hundred Sixteen

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l . U l THE MIRROR 1929 4 Another lazy person was the college boy who had his picture taken in profile for the annual so he would only have to shave one side of his face. Hazel Dollahan: Well, I finally got into the movies. Mrs. Wheatley: You really did! And how? Hazel D.: Ch, I paid the usual fifty cents. It will be a Scotchman who will find a way to condense shampoo sucls back into soap. One day after asking for jokes in chapel someone brought George Weigel around but I told them I didn't have room for him as the pages were not large enough. Virginia Meads: Who takes care of your fur coat over summer? Helen Blackwell: The company I bought it from. V. M.: They take it and store it away for nothing? H. B.: Sure, I just stop paying the installments on it. Why should we learn to read? They have the talking movies now. Mlle. Tyndal .fat door of French roomj: Bonjour, Messieursg Comment-allezf vous ce matin? Bob Danford fcrawling under a chairj: Aw, now, please-. Yenne Snider: It must be an awful thing to be paralyzed. Bob Brammer: Yep, you feel so mean the next morning. Miss Brock: I have seen many wild men. Prof. Kerr: Yes, and I have seen many wild women. Dean fon registration dayj: Name, please. Frosh: Whose? Graves: I just took the intelligence test. Eskew: That was no testg that was a probe. Coach Pinnick: Have you had any experience? Bob Brammeri Yep, I played left end in a minstrel show once. Prof. jordan fin Analyticsl: What's your grade today, Miss Thompson? Alice Thompson: One Hundred. Prof. jordan: Did you work them all by yourself? Alice: Yes, sir. Prof. Jordan: Now I believe that girl. As a general rule preachers can't get stuff as hard as this. Page One Hundred Eighteen