Oakhurst Collegiate School - Acorn Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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FRANKLIN SCHOOL May and Oak Streets 5! x. F f V? Cincinnati .RANKLIN has prepared for Harvard, Yale, Princeton and other colleges, more than 300 boys. Graduates of the School are admitted on certificate to Cornell, Michigan, Williams, Dartmouth, University of Cincinnati, and other colleges that permit admission by certiftcate J J J J- o'- If You Want the Best and Cheapest for Your Table :00 TO: KAHNS Forest and Reading Humboldt and Woodburn Aves. AVONDALE. WALNUT HILLS Garments Returned on Time Absolutely Clean NORTH 32 The French Benzol Dry Cleaning Co. 2243 GILBERT AVENUE. WALNUT HILLS Kindly manlfon THE ACORN when nllronizlng our advurtlurs.

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THE ACORN 25 As a rule the plainer a theorem in Geometry is to a woman, the plainer the woman nWhy did Papa have appendicitis and have to pay the doctor a thousand dollars, Mamma ? KI11; was God's will, clear? IIAnd was it because God was mad at Papa or pleased with the doctor? HWhatts the diEerence between vision and sight? IIWell, see those two girls across the street? HYes. The pretty one I should call a vision of loveliness; but the other onew she's a sightW A SAD SEAL TALE. A mermaid sat beside the sea; Early she wept and late. IIAh! me! she sighed, Hard as IIve tried I caxft be up to date; For though I smoke and though I fiirt I can not wear a harem skirt. Maybe one has to dig for money because it's the root of all evil. uThe Christmas belles are peeling, remarked little johnny, as he heard a shoe drop in the guest room when sister's Christmas visitors were getting ready for bed, THE PARTIAL PIG. A Pig who to Hamlet was taken, Formed a theory that could not be shaken. nIn Hamlet? said he, IIA cipher we see That proves it was written by Bacon? ONE FAULT. FARMER BURR -- How do you like your new automobile, Ezra? FARMER ROOTrFWal, I canIt go to sleep on my way home from town, and wake up in the barnyard, like I could with old Dobbin m- Puck. A CHANGED MAN, IIAre you the same man who ate my mince pie last week? nN0, mum. I'll never be thI same man againww New York Mail.

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The G. chshaw 8: Sons Co. Good Furniture ELM AND CANAL BOULEVARD u m Presses M with The Cincinnati Equitable And spmt and flesh gwe 0 er, Fire Insurance Company Faint not, but pluck up courage, Te one a. EzATMEDDL-EC? 3312.:sz 3521a Take sunshine for thy Banner, The staff of life at thy door, Go to the Banner Bakery- The Banner Grocers Baking Co. Once Insured- Oak and Stanton Avc.,Walnut Hills Always Insured Kindly mention THE ACORN when Datronlzing our udv-rllsers: