Oakdale High School - Oracle Yearbook (Oakdale, CA)

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20fHOW TO! Official swim team fishing hat - Only for the serious swimmer! Sun-bleached hair X The swimmer's dilemma - All right, who wen! pee-pee in the pool? Swimming World Magazine - Reading up on the ideal mate. Expertly placed towel - For the Speedo-shy guy The porta-pool Like a fish out ot' water without itl I 1 u HOMO-COPPERTONEUS Speedo goggles - For the bug-eyed look. 1 Vuarnet sunglasses - Only the best for Short hair - avoid tangl Hand paddles - Such drag! Yes, you too, with the help of this easy step-by-step guide can become the jock-god on campus that you've always wanted to be. No more being pushed aside in the cafe- teria line during break or going unnoticed at rallies. With the athlete Look, you'll enjoy all the pres- tige of after-school athlet- icsp without even shed- ding an ounce of sweat! So start today: manly mus- cles, skin so tan and the adoration of hundreds await. This is a limited of- fer . . . O: bagging those rays. the net' The wave - Friendlines Sunkist - What else? ' mU5f in th' game. Rolled up sleeves - C size fits all medals - Swimmers are so vain , . . Wrapped k Surgery, anyone? Nike high to Getting the 'jump' on opponents, while consei ankles. , Ultra-sensitive toes - For testing those Arctic waters. Assorted chemicals - Green-Out! I for those summer t blondesl, Bain de ' 2 Q Soleil, steroids lthe n latest from East -L, ' ' Germanyl, etc. L 152 Adidas windbreaker - Oakdale track are so unfashionable! Strategically ripped sweats - To reveal those massive Carl Lewis legs. Gatorade - the thirst quencherl ' Accu-split stopwatch Shaved ankle: - for miles of agony. suitable for it

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Hundreds of students flooded seventh period Sports P.E. roll sheets this year as dedicated runners prepped for Spring in the cold of February, future Hulksters grappled their way towards lower weight divisions in the heat of the wrestling room, and future Larry Byrds took the hoops and their jordan-Airs to the limit in the new gym- Win or lose lbut mostly winl, school jocks working on it did OHS proud. lb . s ,. . N SPORTSX19 i Q

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s H How -IO O-SPIKEUS Proceed with caution can be fatal! - Exploding volleyballs Official CAMf BALL - To avoid ' K . confusion with those 1 X' , , X ' ' 0 W lowly intramurals. W . x 5 .1 2 - W? ' is . L, ,i i Taped hands - For 1 Q Kg, 5 the Rocky Balboa ' ' ' look. Flex-back elbows - '- ' - '- A Resulting from joint 1 stress of frequent c. , Dolphin - H - L A M M U 5 a Something to fall 5 back on. k-L' 1 GQ short haircut - X ' State requirement V for excellence in ASSOHE-'d lewelfl' ' basketball To dBZZl6 those 2 A opponents. y fi, Knee pads - For use , Zvhen waxing those . -- irty gym foorsl my and Still -X I X E, growing - Future - L. Manute Bol, 4. RM Different colore . shoelaces lred and gold prelerredl - 3 fl'-mgafed fl 'S9f5 ' Colo,--blindnegg From constant rim- induced by frequent spikes to face, Trick basketball sticks to any finger! I0 O-DRYHEAVUS 'jack LaLane, eat your heart out! Warm-up jacket - cover belly button exposed by outgrown tank top. Limber, limber, limber - Avid fan of 20 minute workout. Hind-tights - For that Flashdance Knee pads ' For Child-proof starting block - Guaranteed to voint you in the t direction. Tennis shoes - Track so confusing! socks - Desenex vust! Runners are always late for practice. Nike spikes, untied - hanging. Swatch guard - To opponent protection. Size 13 shoe - 4 I A Basketball players appeal! comfortably fitting -. QM , also make excellent any dvvf- - Skiersl 'it jordan Airs - For that extra lilr on the way up to the hoop. Acute sense of balance - The I ig- I -un 11 alternative to missed hurdles. HOW TO:f21 -1