Oak Ridge Military Academy - Dress Parade Yearbook (Oak Ridge, NC)

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=O Twinkles What would happen if— Sluefoot McDonald forgot his poetry? Perk Robinson forgot his teeth? George Lee George was on time for a formation? Charlie Mosteller got a haircut? Treepy Townsend didn’t know women? Platt Landis learned his history? Jack Snuggs became serious? Archie Bevill met reveille? Cy McCrary lost his plug of tobacco? Syd Yount got only four letters in one day? Champ Land had a short foot? Buck Dilling’s room failed to pass Satur- day inspection? It rained reveille out? Friend quit using his board? Scott Chadwick learned to sing? Amazon Turner was to have an operation on the brain today, but as. the microscope is broken, it has been postponed. . ?. We Soe “ In the mess hall. Bill Dixon: “George Lee, return thanks.” George Lee George: “Alright, thanks.” ten te ots Wesley Sheep: “Dearest, I love you.” A certain young lady in Greensboro: “Sausage.” Coach Shuford, meeting class for first time: “And on this paper | want your name, not your signatures.” On history class. Prof. Weaver: “For- man, where was General Lee killed?” Forman: “On page ninety-eight.”’ ¢, +. +. Ang ye “ Sergeant, gruffly: “Is that your rifle?” Eatman, weakly: “Yes.” Sergeant, gruffly: “Yes—what?” Batman: “Yes, sure it is.’ Joe Thompson: “Do you know where all the fleas go in the winter?” Thad Young: “Search me.” Landis: “Do you like bathing beauties?” Robinson: “I don’t know, I never bathed one.” Small: “Say, Basinger, how can I teach a girl to swim?” Basinger :-““Why, you go up to her gentle- like, take her hand gentle, lead her gently down to the water, put your arms gently around her waist, and——” Small: “But say, she’s my sister.” Basinger: “Yer sister? Oh! Shove her ” in. Page one hundred fifty-one