Oak Harbor High School - Acorn Yearbook (Oak Harbor, WA)

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Elaine Kennedy is using her' energy as head nurse at Northern State Hospital. When asked about her work she replied, nIt's amazing the number of people we have from, Oak Harbor.n R Business-minded Kenny Hamilton is now manufacturing baby carriages. Who hasn't'heard of nKenny's Carts for Young UpstartsH?? Mildred Bishop with her clarinet forth their great musical ability Salvation Army. There's Al Grossklaus in his cold wife but only the ice man has his Martin Faber is one of Americafs and Rose Jongsma with her trombone are putting playing with that famous old institution ---- ---the manner Ccold??D selling ice. Every man has his owne pick. favorite singing stars heard every night of the week by thousands of radio listeners. The orchestra bursts forth with a grand open- ing, a hush falls over the listeners, girls adjust their bobby socks, and Martin comes out with---is it an aria from NPorgy and Bessn--is it a fence post from nDon't Fence Me Inn---no---It's an advertisement for Lifebuoy Soap. , A Vivian Steele and Florene DuChene are managers of the Old Maids' Home located direc- tly across the street from the Bachelors' Club. Our genius, David Looff, has worked and struggled to obtain the position of a mecha- nic in a candy factory. His important task is tightening nuts in the peanut brittle. Having fulfilled his ambition to become a lawyer, Ranie Zuidema is working on the case of nThe Missing Ringn or nWho Washed the Bathtub?u Betty Dahl is still exerting her charms upon the opposite sex---as a policewoman in charge of juvenile delinquency. Bob Mitchell is a member of the F.B.I. -- playing his trumpet and breaking down,the spies. I Putting his usual line of gab to good use, Howard Lang is a news commentator. fAh, yeth, therefth good newth tonitell Then there is the Atwood-Balda Circus,owned by Mary Gene Atwood and Etta Balda,whose feature attraction is that rip-roaring cowgal from old Whidbey Island ---- Agitating Agnes'CChristensenD with her trained horse----not uChampionn ---- not NSilveru-----but nstainless Steeln. The up-and-coming business man, Bud Doust, is a manufacturer of bustles. Who hasn't heard of Bud's Bustles for Bulging Muscles?? Quick--turn the lever back. I caanntt stand itlll get W ll

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as-S ti' O 6 rophecy 'o 0 W 3 N Not so long ago I had the privilege of using the time machine recently constructed by the famous inventor, Johanna VandeWerfh0rst. Throwing the lever I sped ten years into the future. Here, in brief, is a record of what I saw. It was quite a shock to find Danny Ronhaar as a salesman in Macy's Ladies' Lingerie Department in New York. She comes like a flash in the night, conquering evil and getting rid of unnecessary things Cincluding schools and teachersl. It's a rocket---it's an atomic bomb---no-- it's Jan McMeekin---nwonder Womanu. . A very dramatic actor on Broadway, appearing in the stage show nThe Short of It Alln is our infamous star, George Kammenga. Louis Van Dyke is WAY up in the world. He has influence over hundreds of people ev- ery day since his job is cutting the lawn in cemeteries. Sitting sternly behind a large desk in a divorce court is Barbara Behlke, lawyer. Her advice is 'Puppy love always leads to a dog's life.N Brilliant Eddie Eelkema is president of a loan company whose motto is NWe Loang You Groan.H The famed scientist, Jeanette Nyhoff, is in deep research on nWhat Makes People Have Such Fiendish Ideas.n Milton Sachs is still making slugs to satisfy his craze for slot machines. As a human dynamo,Eldon Weidenbach is a model posing for Krunchy Breakfast Food ads. Under all his pictures is inscribed nThe Bodyu. Beverly Van Cleve is chief hamburger grinder in her own little meat market. When asked about business she remarked, HIt's the same old grindlu Clara Mae Hulst, now living in Texas, spends most of her time watching the twins---- when she isn't watching Larry. After a hard struggle, Wesley Maylor has finally fought his way into the Senate in Washington, D.C. How do you like being a page boy, Wes? I0

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