Oak Bluffs High School - Beacon Yearbook (Oak Bluffs, MA)

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46 THE BEACON A freshman looked long and thoughr- fully at tI1e second examination ques- tion, which read: State the number of tons of coal slipped out of the United States in any given year. Then his brow cleared and he wrot-': ' ' 1492-none. McD.- Can you name a city in Alaska? M. B.- No'me. Miss McD.- Correct Mr. D.- Tom, can you tell me what a hypocrite is? N. DeB.- Yes, sir. It's a boy that comes to school with a smile on his face. U L. S.- Has your sister begun tau- ing music lessons yet? J. G.- She's taking something on the piano, but I can 't tell yet Whether it's music or typewritingr. Miss A.- An anonymous person is one who does 11Ot Wish to be knownee- who's that laugrliing' in the class? C. H.h An anonymous person, Miss Alley. M1'. D.-Canswering phonej You say Gilbert Pachico has a bad cold and can't come to school? VVho is this speaking? G. P.-Cwith assumed hoarsenessl This is my father. M. G.-Cat basketball gamej Figh ! Fight Fight! A. S.-fsuddenly excitedj NVI1ere? XVIIPFP? BRICKMAN'S Complete Family Outfiters Sporting Goods VINEYARD HAVEN. MASS. DUTCHLAND FARMS GRADE A MILK FAMILY MILK BUTTER-MILK CREAM VITAMIN D MILK GRADE A VITAMIN D DELIVERIES ON ISLAND AT PREVAILING PRICES Tel. 120 Richard Hayden, Mgr. OAK BLUFFS, MASS. Compliments of HOSPITAL STAFF MARTHA'S VINEYARD HOSPITAL HERALD PRINTING COMPANY Telephone - - - 351-W

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THE BEACON 45 -s FN yogi Q l L3 Q 5- ' IW' ' fioifktf' J' Clarence Herrmann, Editor II. R.- I believe I heard you talk- ing in class a few minutes agofy H. U.- Oh, no, I never talk in my sleep. W. L.- Will you Freshmen stop making so much noise? I can't even read! R. M.- lVell, don't blame us for your ignorance. ' ' G. R.- Why do you call your girl Appendix ? G. C.- Because it cost so much to take her out.', Mr. M.- VVhat do you know about nitrates ? ' ' L. S.- They are much cheaper than day rates. Miss A.-Cmarking on eardb This is going to hurt me more than it will you. G. S.- Then don't be too hard on yourself. Dr. B.- Your ease is really a case of common ordinary laziness. A. N.- But, ean't you give me a more scientific name for it-I must tell my mother about it! Miss L. - Troubles with your throat, eh? Ever gargled with salt water '? B. B.- Yes, I was nearly drowned while in swimming last summer. U. L.-Cselling sandwiches 'tNo, sir, no trust! I wouldn't trust my own brother. M. C.- Well, of course, you know your family better than I do. Mr. M.- Give me the definition oi? a skeleton? VV. D.MHA skeleton is a man with his insides out and his outsides off. F. M.- Are you really embroider- ing that foot pillow for me, Dear? R. P.- Yes, love, but if you ever dare put your foot on it, I'll wring' your neck. Mr. M.- Why are low this term? W. S.- lVell, you holidays everything is marked down. your grades se know after the D. R.- I don't see how the referee can keep so cool. L. C.- That's easy. Look at the fans around him. , Mr. D.- Are you afraid of the big bad wolf? C. II.-f'Naw. Mr. D.- Well, the other two pigs weren't either. VV. L.- And she was the dumbest girl I ever saw. II. L.- VVhat makes you think so? W. L.-' I mentioned bacteria and she thought that was the back door tr a cafeteria.

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THE BEACON 47 C0?2lfff7Ill'7lfS of J. WILLIAM WOODWARD SEA BREEZE THEATRE First Run Movies at Popular Prices I Comfortable Theatre Seats AL HOLMES Prop Compliments uf ,funior Class Compliments of OAK BLUFFS HIGH SCHOOL ALUMNI ASSOCIATION Compliments of LA BELLE'S RESTAURANT AND BAKERY BANGS MARICET RED AND WHITE sToREs THE LITTLE STORES WITH THE BIG BUSINESS Locally Owned and Opera! cl Vineyard Haven, Mass. Chilmark, Mass, Oak Bluffs, IRed and White Wagonl Mass. Compliments of H. E. Jordan AUTO LIVERY Telephone 718 or 500 Compliments of Bl LLIARD PARLOR CIRCUIT AVENUE OAK BLUFFS MASS. PATRONIIE OUR ADVERTISERS