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junior: Mother, I wish you'd do my algebra. Mother: No, son, it wouldn't be right. junior: Well, maybe it wouldn't, but you could try. Sign on a Detroit use-car lot: i'Blow horn, l'll buy ii! l Sign on department store counter: Extra large bathe towels---just the thing io wear when answering the phone. Sign in a New York repair shop: We fix everything but football games! Sign outside a Philadelphia garage: 'Cars washed 55. jeeps dunked, 51.50. A Philadelphia nut shop boasts: Mlf our peanuts were any fresher, they'd be insulting. Carl Phillips, accompanied by Pauline, entered a big fur store one Friday. We want to look at a mink coat, he said. The S3000 model pleased her, but not him. Finally the saleswoman brought out a 525,000 model. We'll take it, Carl said immediately. I-lere's my check. Have her initials embroidered in the lining, and we'll call for it next Tuesday. That will give you time to make sure my check's okay. On Tuesday the couple came in for the coat. The saleswoman apologetically told Carl the credit manager wanted to see hirn. He left. Pauline and went up to the office. Before the credit man could say anything, Carl asked: Did you call up my bank? Did they say my family had millions but I was the black sheep of the family and my limit was S500 a month? 'Why y-e-e-s. But. . . Good! said Carl. And thanks for a very pleasant week end. Come quick, said the excited man on the phone to the doctor. ulxly wife has appendicitis . 5'But, said the doctor, HI took out your wife's appendix years ago. l' never heard of anyone having a second appendix. Doctor, said the nervoud husband, have you ever heard of anyone having a second wife? . Donald---i'Say, this is supposed to be oyster soup. I haven't found a single oysterf Waiter--- Sir, if you had Irish stew would you expect to find an lrishxnan in 11 ? Well, said the young girl's papa, if you marry my daughter I suppose you will want to live with us. Oh, no, replied the young man, if you want another hired man, you'll have to pay regular wages. 1 na
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