Nova High School - Trojan Yearbook (Nova, OH)

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Roberta JOKES Z.-- My mother told me to say 'no' to everythingf Wendell B.-- Do you mind if I hold your hand? Roberta--UNO. Wendell--MDC you mind if I put my arm around you? Roberta--HN-N-No. Wendell-- We're going to have a lot of fun if you're on the level about this. 4: if :er we: :ez ve: le: :of Little Bill didn't like kindergarten and refused to go any more. His mother reasoned with him, scolded him, and insisted on his returning. n'Okay, Mom, he said. If you want me to grow up to be a beadstringer, l'l1 go. Hklkvkvklkikikfk Mike Lacy rushed up to the new colored orderly at the hospital, excitedly asking: Where is the maternity ward? Which one is yo' lookin' fo' boss, queried the new orderly, Mde ladies, er de gentmun's? Ellsworth and Junior, while sitting on a bridge, their bet as to which would catch the first fish. Ells got a Iklklklkiklkfkhlr lines in the water, made a bite and got so excited that he fell off the bridge. Oh well, said junior, if you're going to dive Stanley, just after starting to school, came home one for them, the bet's off! ae: 4: :ef 4: if 4: :sf ae: day looking very dejected. MAin't goin' tomorrow, he said. :AW-hy not, dear? asked his mother. Well, I can't read'n I can't write 'n they won't let me talk--so what's the use? lkifvkifflklkvkik Seen on a sidewalk: A large heart outlined in chalk. Inside was written: Donald loves Irene. Beneath it had been added: This report is unconfirmed. 2kP'f:'.11ff4k1k4fPk

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junior: Mother, I wish you'd do my algebra. Mother: No, son, it wouldn't be right. junior: Well, maybe it wouldn't, but you could try. Sign on a Detroit use-car lot: i'Blow horn, l'll buy ii! l Sign on department store counter: Extra large bathe towels---just the thing io wear when answering the phone. Sign in a New York repair shop: We fix everything but football games! Sign outside a Philadelphia garage: 'Cars washed 55. jeeps dunked, 51.50. A Philadelphia nut shop boasts: Mlf our peanuts were any fresher, they'd be insulting. Carl Phillips, accompanied by Pauline, entered a big fur store one Friday. We want to look at a mink coat, he said. The S3000 model pleased her, but not him. Finally the saleswoman brought out a 525,000 model. We'll take it, Carl said immediately. I-lere's my check. Have her initials embroidered in the lining, and we'll call for it next Tuesday. That will give you time to make sure my check's okay. On Tuesday the couple came in for the coat. The saleswoman apologetically told Carl the credit manager wanted to see hirn. He left. Pauline and went up to the office. Before the credit man could say anything, Carl asked: Did you call up my bank? Did they say my family had millions but I was the black sheep of the family and my limit was S500 a month? 'Why y-e-e-s. But. . . Good! said Carl. And thanks for a very pleasant week end. Come quick, said the excited man on the phone to the doctor. ulxly wife has appendicitis . 5'But, said the doctor, HI took out your wife's appendix years ago. l' never heard of anyone having a second appendix. Doctor, said the nervoud husband, have you ever heard of anyone having a second wife? . Donald---i'Say, this is supposed to be oyster soup. I haven't found a single oysterf Waiter--- Sir, if you had Irish stew would you expect to find an lrishxnan in 11 ? Well, said the young girl's papa, if you marry my daughter I suppose you will want to live with us. Oh, no, replied the young man, if you want another hired man, you'll have to pay regular wages. 1 na