Nottingham High School - Bulldog Yearbook (Syracuse, NY)

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Page 2 The Hamlngton Allen May 29 1970 THE ALIEN Thls magnlficent document fthe only three page newspaper ln exlst encel has been wrltten proofread re VIS8d rewrltten reproofread re re vised et cetera ad lnflnlturn Cand we re not klddingl by Nottlngham students of today wlth an eye on tomorrow The Allen dld not recelve an A rating from the Empire State School Press Assoclatlon of whlch lt IS not a member May 29 1970 THE CHAMPION Here IS the full text of the speech whlch the Grand MaharaJa Francls Mulholland gave yesterday ln the Me morlal Audltorlum concernlng hlS great success ln leadlng hls Hamlng ton football team ln ltS VICIOFIOUS season There are many factors that went into the wlnnlng of thls football chanl pionshlp First of all we owe a lot to a prln clpal and vlce prlnclpal who really believe in the educatlonal value of an athletlc program Durlng the past four football seasons there have been many occaslons when I have gone to the both Mr Kane and Mr Condon were always ready and wllllng to help me As you know they are both former football coaches and they know and understand the problems that a coach has to meet Likewise we owe a vote of thanks to the followlng To our dlrector of 3thl8tlCS Doc Manor we owe a vote of thanks for seeing to lt that the necessary foot ball equipment was always aballable Likewlse we owe a vote of thanks to the followlng To the members of the faculty who have always cooperated to the nth degree by permlttlng boys to be ex cused from thelr classes whenever I wanted the boys for some reason or other Our teachers have always been loyal ln thelr support of our football team To Mr Cauraugh and the members of the JRHIIOTIRI staff we are grateful They have had the unpleasant Job of cleanlng up the gym and dresslng rooms after all our games and never have I heard them grumble or com plaln about the mud and dlrt they have had to clean up To the cheerleaders who have done an outstandlng Job ln thelr partlcular field of endeavor To the members of the student body whose financlal and vocal support and school spirlt made thls champlonshlp possible To the football managers George Frledrlcks Ted Barnes and Laurence Lee who have attended practlce falth fully day by day and who were al ways willlng to help ln any way that they could To the parents of the football play ers themselves who hold equal clalms upon our gratltude Wlthout thelr Where to Go and What to See In Futuna For the curlous slghtseeker the Den lsonlan Museum at Z and 50th Streets offers a fine selectlon of statuary and slmilar slghts to the vlsltor The Cura tor MISS Nancy Knapp IS always wllling to show the wares of the museum to all who wlsh to spend the tlme Among some of the noted con trlbutors are the sculptors Gillan Golder and Greene who have at last duplicated the famous DISCS The Fly lng Dutcher or as It IS commonly known The CHEESEman ln the Moon The Noydan Planetarlum IS a slght not to be by passed Located at the corner of Hlckson and Thomas It spe CIBIIZES ln terrestrlal phenomena and Orllnlal varlatlons Joan Battelle and Beverly Evans have finally been able to represent the destructlon of the planet MarJorus Smlthorus by the formula PlII,Il3.H'll!1ll1II'lAITl0I'lIlIIl ylelds calamltas Thls formula IS graphlcally shown on the dome of the bulldlng by a mural done by Jose Reld South Amerlcan talnter Dont overlook the Perlmlre State Bulldlng the tallest bulldlng ln the unlverse except for one on the planet Sackettarlus the Vosmlre Bulldlng named ln honor of the lnterpulmonary explorer Rosemary Vosberg who was decreased ln a stellar attractlon The Nalstadt Theatre corner Schaler Alley and W 51st Street featurlng thls week the famous ballerlna Fran CISCO Sllvermench and the Hatch Batch a company of dancers under the dlrectlon of Mlschel BlSCh0ff m pressarlo PFICBS range from S1 20 for a stub and a palr of blnoculars to S4 80 for a front row seat Wlth optlon to buy ln ten days One may wrlte to the Ann Rex Travel Agency for further travel lnformatlon Thelr motto IS Travel Flt for a Klng The Champion iconl' dl wrltten permlsslon O Hearn and Doyle Corey Spauldlng and Pratt and all the others would not have been able to play football at all Coachlng a football team IS an lm posslble Job for one man Nlck Abdo and Ted Petroff have glven up hours of thelr tlme for the last two years developlng thls team I could get along wlthout those two boys about as easlly as I could get along wlthout my head In the final analysls most of the credlt for wlnnlng the Clty League Champlonshlp must go to the boys who played the game Remember that a football team IS llke a chaln lt IS no stronger than 1tS weakest llnk All the members of the squad from the brlght est stars to the lowest scrubs are deservlng of credlt and pralse I Thank You And we the Class of 1950 thank you 'Vlully' I Wish I Had Sold That Overheard ln the Copa coat room G Button saylng Maybe Id better put an alarm clock ln here for you boys Emmet P Kane ln the auditorium of Congress From the bottom of my heart Im very very proud of Not tlngham today On a slow boat to China Miss F Smith The Japanese do it this way brother Speaklng to J Caesar on the Tlber Mlss J Hasbrouck Ive put the books on avlatlon on the top shelf Take Llttle Wlllle for lnstance supposedly sald by J Condon at a meetlng of the VICE Prlnclpals Asso clatlon Looklng qulte cool Mr Mulholland IS quoted to have sald If I slt here long enough they ll finally be qulet Can t you Just DICIUPB Caesar charg lng down the hlll said MISS McBurney to the lmpresslonable 10th graders In detentlon yesterday my llttle angel chlld by MISS Huckans As the clrcles and planes are drawn MISS Endersbee nonchalantly says And I remember Jlm who got 98 On a field trlp to Cazenovla Mrs Wllcox and now record It ln your Are you sure I have all the passes? Sald Mlss Ayllng as three boys hld under the table In the State of Confuslon Mr Shaver IS known to have sald Better look lt up ln the book Jerry Sacketts motto Thls IS not a country club' Would louder so sald MISS Kohles to Mrs Pecola who to have sald Please' Be you please speak a llttle that the class may hear IS quoted Quiet Overhead ln the office Are you ln here aga1n fMlSS GTGWIBI At Funk and Wagnalls workroom Mlss Bush Sald to Noah Webster N Passees durlng classees Profane language shows a lack of lntelllgence IS the credo of Mr Elch elberg Oh' Thls younger generatlon sald Mlss Nlelson to an unprepared soph Doc Manor sald Flshlng season started yesterday to MISS Burton who forthwlth replled Granted As the rows rapldly empty Mrs Mac Donald IS oft to say Walt a mlnute class dlSmlSS9d If you re smart youll underllne the answers to the next test now that IS lf you have the proper sclentlfic attl tude says Mr Borzelle Well now thats debatable and so on but Thats MISS Sherwood but for the frosh who don t know but they mlght of course you could say they dont although probably no one could say Ya wanna know somethln' Im gettln a new car Boy the government today taxes so much o k ready for the test Guess who Ill never tell , . . , , . . 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TODAY S YESTERDAY S VIEWS ON NEWS Volume XXX No 50 Hamlngton U S A May 29 1970 otables Attend peru penlng Excurswn to Mars Planned Many Celebrltles In Attendance June IS here agaln and It IS tlme for the annual excurslon to the planet Mars ThlS year s vlslt headed by the famed sclentlsts Albert Orensteln and Gerald Relser promlses to be the most excltlng yet On the way up Martlan muslc wlll be played by Martla 'VIcCal llster Glorla Atembaum wlll accom pany Many dlstlngulshed men and women are expected to take the June trlp lncludlng well known psycholan alyst Kurt Freudrlch who IS just com pletlng hls maJor opus The Drama of Trauma Another noted guest IS the author and educator Eleanor Troxell whose latest book IS Russell Retan and Rlthmetlc or Two and Two Stlll Make Four Naturallst and blrd lover Roy Parrott WIII lnspect the flora and fauna of the planet meanwhlle Sugar Kane and Detectlve Tracy of the Women Pollce plan to they reach Mars Also on the rockets roster wlll be manufacturlng representatlves from Beavers Weavers the DILLon Plckle Co Blums Plums the Fox Fur Inc and the Relstrom Rlce Plant Lathe well Kent outstandlngAmer1can artlst Wlll brlng back a large collectlon of sketches from Mars Several students from Colby College are taking the ex curslon for an extra currlcular actlvlty Dlck Sawyer Marle Kocluba and Shlrley Hodes Along wlth the students wlll be a few of the Powers Models 'Vancv Becker Margaret Kates and Bettv Lou Blakeslee The refresh lnents for the trlp wlll be provlded by George Ward of Ward Baklng Co WhlCh has recently become amalga mated wlth Kromback Krackers Other acknowledgments must go to Calorle Falso who provlded the fuel for our rocket and to Congressman Rlchard LEWIS ambassador extraordlnary and envoy plenlpotentlary who IS golng to come along wlth the crew to glVe the resentatlve Loulse MARTIANeau Cosmopolltan Opera House Stuffed to Capaclty Black Market ln Llbrettos Flourlshes New York N X Among the glltter of dlamonds the Cosmopolltan Opera Co opened IIS season by presentlng Vlctorla Gorcoff star of radlo tele vlslon concert stage and Atomlc Pro ductlons ln her great role of Madame Butterball Such celebrltles as Presl dent J Beach attended The Presldent was swamped by screamlng fans who demanded autograph coples of hls latest book All the Kane s Men We were also lmpressed by seelng Robert Coye the renowned conlmerclal artlst Cornella Love newly appolnted ath letlc dlrector of Notre Dame and Sybll West Amerlcan representatlve to the U N who has been fightlng for Esper anto as a unlversal language Follow lng the opera a buffet supper was glven by Ellzabeth La'VIontagne famous lnferlor decorator Snob nobblng at this delightful alfalr were such celebrltles as Kay Shea of True Magazlne playboy D Gates pany and slnger Thomas T Thomas STATE OF DIS UNION OUTLINED IN ADDRESS The followlng is an excluslve re port on the State of the Unlon message dellvered by Presldent J Arthur Beach on Aprll 1 1970 Your Allen reporter iirst gllmpsed the Chlef Executlve as he emerged from the presldentlal chambers ln room 132 He was cleverly dlsgulsed ln a vain attempt to elude a group of lobbylsts clamoring We Vt ant Hendrlcks When first querled as to the general conditlon of the 1910 class the Chlef appeared surprlsed and demanded Do you want the truth or IS this for publlcatlon' He later modified hls orlginal re ply by statlng My frlends and fellow seniors after a conference wlth the executlve committee whlch was also attended by our adllsers Miss Golley and 'VIr Elchelberg Mr Kane Mr Condon Doc Nlanor 'Vllss Grewle Miss Sanderson Year book Editor Steve Stop the Presses Reiss Mr Cauraugh the mall man and a group of alumnl demandlng a rebate on last years dues I can safely state that never before hate prospects looked so brlght for a graduatlng class Ifeel taheml that we have been laheml rldlng the waves of good fortune ln our Not tlngham Shlp of State and the future holds a verltable ocean of happlness for each and every one of us At thls polnt the Presldent was rudely lnterrupted by a reactlonary who demanded to know lf there was any truth ln the rumor that the senlor class was hopelessly bank rupt Needless to report the trouble maker was hurrledly escorted away by the treasurer Helen 10 per center Schwarz and her asslstants Next the presldent shrewdly de cllnlng comment on flnanclal mat ters promlsed a plcmc superlor to any prevlously undertaken and even hlnted at replaclng custonl worn hot dogs wlth revolutlonary hamburgers at thls gala affalr Alllld thunderous applause for wele the classes passlngl Beach coyly an nounced that he would personally see to II that there would be no school for senlors on May 30 the day followlng the fabulous Senlor Ball fEdltors note Inasmuch as 'Vlay 30 IS Decoratlon Day and therefore a legal school hollday the vacatlon wlll extend to under graduates as welll The Presldent contlnued hls ex temporaneous and unrehearsed ad dress for somewhat ln excess of two hours durlng whlch he used 79 000 words drank two glasses of water klssed sew en bables and Sald noth lng W hen the oratlon was over and the throng of hysterlcal fans was quleted fthey both were presented Wlth hand palnted personallzed autographs? Beach remlnded hls llsteners that 'tlonday IS abso lutely the final deadllne for senior dues and anyone not paylng by then wlll slmply hate to pay later Wlth that he departed although he experlenced some dlfllculty ln iight lng through the plcket llne whlch was sportlng neon banners readlng Caps and Gowns or 'Vo Dlplomas Long llve the Presldent' I . , . ' , . . . 1 O - . , . . . . . . . - 1 . 1 1 . , Y ' ' . 'v 1 'U ' ' ' . . .. . . I . . . ' 1 I 1 ' ' v ' . . v . Y . I 1 G A ' . - . . - A ' ' ' ' , 1 v ' U 1 ' , ' H ' - 1 . Y. ' . -1 1 b 1 ' . ., ' ! 1 1 - ' ' 1 z . . . i 1 . . . G , , . I ' I ' , ' ' do a llttle lnvestlgatlng work when 0310131 greetlngs to our Martian rep- Phillips, head of Zenlth Soap Com- . I , I , , . . 1 , . H ' Y: . . A . . , D , . 1 ' .. - ,, . . li . 1 1 ' ' ' , - .. 1 , ' . ,, ' . V . ' ' H - Av ' 1 ' . . . . .. . . .. - ., . U 1 ' 1 - . U . ' A 1 ' . . .1 . . . U . . . - I ' . V . . - , ' 1 ' 1 I , A 1 ' I . . . . . 4 1 1 1 1 I .1 . . ' I ' . . ' ' D . .

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May 29 1970 The Hamington Allen Page 3 THE SOCIAL SET Ann Longley and Nanette Henward have gone to vlslt thelr Uncle Burt who IS lll Wlth plnk nose The noted artlst Manyard Tlschler IS dlsplaylng a collectlon of oils whlch he DREXV whlle overseas ln Slmcoxla a prlnclpallty near the Torrld Zone Fay Stoddard and 'VIary Sllngerland Olymplc skl stars are recuperatlng from a fall they recelved whlle cllmb lng the Matterhorn Thelr bones were set by the sllng spllnt and scalpel speclallst Slgmound Schotz At Ed W Parent s Department Store Jullan Denslow WIII lecture on hls new book Shortcut to R6VlS6d Calculus Followlng M Denslow 'VIart Otls WIII glVe a crltlcal revlew of her new theory Stellar Dallas or VVho Stole the Nougat from the Mllky VVay Jack Southworth wlll leave ln a few days from New York Clty for Europe He wlll attempt to sall to Sedgwlck Joanneshlre Wales The lnterestlng feature of hls voyage IS that hls shlp the Irlquols IS a 16 foot you all Harold Brlstol wlll follow closely ln hls yacht the Helen S to lnsure Jacks safety A gala party IS belng held for the boys at the Slmmons School Hall by Senator Harold H Greenleaf elder member of the Dead 'VIember Commls slon Nancy Hauser the rope helress and Mary Sawyer and her brother Tom are presently on an extended tour of the Marllyn IS spendlng her pleasant sunny hours ln the park Schmelllng the Roses Erlc Phyllls and Georgla Mldge OConnor and Ruth Schrader are plannlng to spend next summer ln Rlchards Kanyon Dlane Rlfkln IS slgnlng a contract to play Sarah Heartburn ln Ralph Allen s Alley some tlme ln the future At the weddlng of Geraldine at 'vlesslna we see Stephen throwlng away hlS RICE as he knows hls last name wlll never be changed SUSIE Harrlson and Donald Cortrlght were the maln attractlons at Flshers Follles on Stonewall Rood The greatest thlng ln news today IS Therese Sharpeshooter Sharpe Who always shoots ln clrcles Ann Llnes It IS said that Johnsons Wax IS belng used to clean the floors ln Howes Caverns On the Good Shlp Ogelbay Carol Murray Jean MacPherson and Caro- lyn Howard are seen in the Krulls nest looking for Isaacs lsland E W V A BOOK REVIEW By Brooks Levlnson All the Kane s Men or A Champlon lNever Qults by J Arthur Beach Here IS a thrilllng saga of one man s struggle to overcome hls background Slowly evolved IB the llfe of Wlllle Prlce the son of a poor peasant farmer Depressed by the slght of his wlfe and eight chlldren ibut no horsel Wlllle takes up the law He goes into ALLENtown to buy his law books where he meets that noted polltlclan of hls day Edward Lohnes He tells Wlllle that he ought to take up D011 tlcs Wlllle agrees Under the dlrec tlon of hls newspaper frlend Jean Flah who supervlses hls campalgn for governor Wlllle IS swept lnto ollice fLohnes IS reported to be stlll sweep lng I Along to the top he carrles all hls old frlends namely Melvyn Behn hls personal bodyguard and h1S attorneys Hlll and Dale All these characters play an lmportant part ln the book as they are kllled ln chapter three and so lend to the confuslon of the story As the book heads lnto the final stretch WIIIIB IS opposed by a refornl group FOSTERED by that noted llb eral 'VIme MIMI Goulden whlch de mands to audlt the books of the state Wlllle refuses' He calls out the State Pollce headed by Captaln Heavy Harry Jenks who orders all the llb erals arrested There IS a melee whlch most of the reformers are finally caught Among those seeklng to over throw Wlllle are Ollve Rockwell the clarlnetlst planlst and hlgh soprano who wants a new opera house Jacqul llne Epp who wants to break relatlons wlth Carthage and Dlane Rlfkln who wants to do away wlth deportlng hlgh school senlors to college Two of those who escaped are Rlchard Cooper and Sanford Patel who cross the 'VIexlcan border at the Rubenscon Rlver thence to Henward s Haclenda at Porto Love lando from whence they sall to deep agalnst the Mlnlng Company of Wllls and Beals who are sendlng raw dla monds to the State of Confuslon The story ends suddenly as Wlllle is shot down by one of hls enemles Dr Morgan Von Alderman who hated hlm for steallng hlS glrl Mata CHarll Bogart the French HOVBIISE The author IS adept at hls work and has created a very lncredlble tale More FSVIEWS by Brooks Levlnson next year flf he doesn t pass 5 KEEPING SKIDDED By Bob Smlth fThe poor man s Blll Coruml This week frlends we can look forward to some outstanding wrestllng matches Bob Brown a heavywelght at 210 pounds wlll take on that noted foreign grappler All an Engleand Also on the card WIII be Erlc Gouger Rose who opposes that ferocious fierce LaVerne Sova from France who is noted for his interpretation of the Boston Crab the Marsellles Crustacea The maln bouts WIII be a treat for all the fans as they will bring together four female wrestlers from Austrla Roberta Schllver vs Dolores Sleigel and Gorgeous Georgla Rose vs Ellnor Mangler At the Olypmlc try outs some famous men from upstate won berths on the Amerlcan team Famous Charles Atlas Austin and Hercules Apple ton made the team for the shotput dlscus and Javelln Appleton put the shot so far that they could not retrleve it also the Javelin stuck lnto the thlrd tier of the stadlum and so by virtue of not havlng another one to use Hercules won by forfelt Allan Rosenfeld down hlll star from the Tlbetan hlghlands has won the mlle champlonshlp at a speed of 4 00 He IS quoted to have said that he was held back by a Powellful wlnd storm In answer to many letters received by thls reporter about our recent col umn here IS the real story of Loves set In a hotly contested game be tween Battlln Bob Plattu polo hockey canasta and tennls star and Cautlous Claire Levlnsky umplre Re lentless Rlckardo Love called one too many double fouls whereupon Battlin Bob gave hls racket to Love and said Love you play thlS set Televlslon and Rudlo Schedule 800AM 600PM 8 00 am Wlllle turnlng your dial for the top of the mornlng cheer tune ln The Dlscordlans Tom Fox Bud Reld and Rosle Vosbergh They slng sweet whlle you eat 9 00 am Hear the latest news from the renowned commentator H V Krullenborn who wlll lnterpret the world news as gathered by the noted world traveler Lowell Love 10 00 am Arthur Hodgefry and All HIS Gang WIII audltlon new talent for a career ln the Repulslve Radio Recordlngs Company Hodgefry IS known for hls Ukadrudum records He was made famous by hlS recordlng of Shes too obese for I 12 00 noon Wendy West and the News featurlng Robert Plattus re portlng world events MISS West will lntervlew Roberta Schllver and Erlca Von Rose co captalns of the Austrlan wrestllng team here thls week 1 00 p m Serlal Carolyn Howard Faces Confuslon or PIXIGS Pllght 2 00 pm Joan Flahs fashlon pa rade featurlng the new Flah tls dress excluslve wlth the Adils Co 3 00 pm Sclence on the Alr Doctors Stampalla and HlCkS wlll g1V9 a dlssertatlon on flylng saucers Why JlggS Left Home 4 00 pm Alumnl Revlew-Gordon MacNalstadt and Jo Bashoff wlll slng by request songs from the Colby Porter and Gscar HBTTISOBSIGIH musl cal hlt North Atlantlc 5 00 pm Muslc dlrect from the Electronlcs Club for your late after noon pleasure Splke Kaplan and his zany zlther supply the soothlng snooze muse 6 00 pm Vews commentary and sports revlew wlth Bob O Partan His show wlll feature Don Phllllps noted hlstorlan and Doc Russell The Flsherman s Frlend 12 00 mldnlght Somnus Serenade- Just dlal two eleven two seven , Y Z . . . 1 v ' f 1 1 1. u H ' . - 1 1 : ' 1 L 1 . 1 I , ' . . 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