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TODAY S YESTERDAY S VIEWS ON NEWS Volume XXX No 50 Hamlngton U S A May 29 1970 otables Attend peru penlng Excurswn to Mars Planned Many Celebrltles In Attendance June IS here agaln and It IS tlme for the annual excurslon to the planet Mars ThlS year s vlslt headed by the famed sclentlsts Albert Orensteln and Gerald Relser promlses to be the most excltlng yet On the way up Martlan muslc wlll be played by Martla 'VIcCal llster Glorla Atembaum wlll accom pany Many dlstlngulshed men and women are expected to take the June trlp lncludlng well known psycholan alyst Kurt Freudrlch who IS just com pletlng hls maJor opus The Drama of Trauma Another noted guest IS the author and educator Eleanor Troxell whose latest book IS Russell Retan and Rlthmetlc or Two and Two Stlll Make Four Naturallst and blrd lover Roy Parrott WIII lnspect the flora and fauna of the planet meanwhlle Sugar Kane and Detectlve Tracy of the Women Pollce plan to they reach Mars Also on the rockets roster wlll be manufacturlng representatlves from Beavers Weavers the DILLon Plckle Co Blums Plums the Fox Fur Inc and the Relstrom Rlce Plant Lathe well Kent outstandlngAmer1can artlst Wlll brlng back a large collectlon of sketches from Mars Several students from Colby College are taking the ex curslon for an extra currlcular actlvlty Dlck Sawyer Marle Kocluba and Shlrley Hodes Along wlth the students wlll be a few of the Powers Models 'Vancv Becker Margaret Kates and Bettv Lou Blakeslee The refresh lnents for the trlp wlll be provlded by George Ward of Ward Baklng Co WhlCh has recently become amalga mated wlth Kromback Krackers Other acknowledgments must go to Calorle Falso who provlded the fuel for our rocket and to Congressman Rlchard LEWIS ambassador extraordlnary and envoy plenlpotentlary who IS golng to come along wlth the crew to glVe the resentatlve Loulse MARTIANeau Cosmopolltan Opera House Stuffed to Capaclty Black Market ln Llbrettos Flourlshes New York N X Among the glltter of dlamonds the Cosmopolltan Opera Co opened IIS season by presentlng Vlctorla Gorcoff star of radlo tele vlslon concert stage and Atomlc Pro ductlons ln her great role of Madame Butterball Such celebrltles as Presl dent J Beach attended The Presldent was swamped by screamlng fans who demanded autograph coples of hls latest book All the Kane s Men We were also lmpressed by seelng Robert Coye the renowned conlmerclal artlst Cornella Love newly appolnted ath letlc dlrector of Notre Dame and Sybll West Amerlcan representatlve to the U N who has been fightlng for Esper anto as a unlversal language Follow lng the opera a buffet supper was glven by Ellzabeth La'VIontagne famous lnferlor decorator Snob nobblng at this delightful alfalr were such celebrltles as Kay Shea of True Magazlne playboy D Gates pany and slnger Thomas T Thomas STATE OF DIS UNION OUTLINED IN ADDRESS The followlng is an excluslve re port on the State of the Unlon message dellvered by Presldent J Arthur Beach on Aprll 1 1970 Your Allen reporter iirst gllmpsed the Chlef Executlve as he emerged from the presldentlal chambers ln room 132 He was cleverly dlsgulsed ln a vain attempt to elude a group of lobbylsts clamoring We Vt ant Hendrlcks When first querled as to the general conditlon of the 1910 class the Chlef appeared surprlsed and demanded Do you want the truth or IS this for publlcatlon' He later modified hls orlginal re ply by statlng My frlends and fellow seniors after a conference wlth the executlve committee whlch was also attended by our adllsers Miss Golley and 'VIr Elchelberg Mr Kane Mr Condon Doc Nlanor 'Vllss Grewle Miss Sanderson Year book Editor Steve Stop the Presses Reiss Mr Cauraugh the mall man and a group of alumnl demandlng a rebate on last years dues I can safely state that never before hate prospects looked so brlght for a graduatlng class Ifeel taheml that we have been laheml rldlng the waves of good fortune ln our Not tlngham Shlp of State and the future holds a verltable ocean of happlness for each and every one of us At thls polnt the Presldent was rudely lnterrupted by a reactlonary who demanded to know lf there was any truth ln the rumor that the senlor class was hopelessly bank rupt Needless to report the trouble maker was hurrledly escorted away by the treasurer Helen 10 per center Schwarz and her asslstants Next the presldent shrewdly de cllnlng comment on flnanclal mat ters promlsed a plcmc superlor to any prevlously undertaken and even hlnted at replaclng custonl worn hot dogs wlth revolutlonary hamburgers at thls gala affalr Alllld thunderous applause for wele the classes passlngl Beach coyly an nounced that he would personally see to II that there would be no school for senlors on May 30 the day followlng the fabulous Senlor Ball fEdltors note Inasmuch as 'Vlay 30 IS Decoratlon Day and therefore a legal school hollday the vacatlon wlll extend to under graduates as welll The Presldent contlnued hls ex temporaneous and unrehearsed ad dress for somewhat ln excess of two hours durlng whlch he used 79 000 words drank two glasses of water klssed sew en bables and Sald noth lng W hen the oratlon was over and the throng of hysterlcal fans was quleted fthey both were presented Wlth hand palnted personallzed autographs? Beach remlnded hls llsteners that 'tlonday IS abso lutely the final deadllne for senior dues and anyone not paylng by then wlll slmply hate to pay later Wlth that he departed although he experlenced some dlfllculty ln iight lng through the plcket llne whlch was sportlng neon banners readlng Caps and Gowns or 'Vo Dlplomas Long llve the Presldent' I . , . ' , . . . 1 O - . , . . . . . . . - 1 . 1 1 . , Y ' ' . 'v 1 'U ' ' ' . . .. . . I . . . ' 1 I 1 ' ' v ' . . v . Y . I 1 G A ' . - . . - A ' ' ' ' , 1 v ' U 1 ' , ' H ' - 1 . Y. ' . -1 1 b 1 ' . ., ' ! 1 1 - ' ' 1 z . . . i 1 . . . G , , . I ' I ' , ' ' do a llttle lnvestlgatlng work when 0310131 greetlngs to our Martian rep- Phillips, head of Zenlth Soap Com- . I , I , , . . 1 , . H ' Y: . . A . . , D , . 1 ' .. - ,, . . li . 1 1 ' ' ' , - .. 1 , ' . ,, ' . V . ' ' H - Av ' 1 ' . . . . .. . . .. - ., . U 1 ' 1 - . U . ' A 1 ' . . .1 . . . U . . . - I ' . V . . - , ' 1 ' 1 I , A 1 ' I . . . . . 4 1 1 1 1 I .1 . . ' I ' . . ' ' D . .
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Page 2 The Hamlngton Allen May 29 1970 THE ALIEN Thls magnlficent document fthe only three page newspaper ln exlst encel has been wrltten proofread re VIS8d rewrltten reproofread re re vised et cetera ad lnflnlturn Cand we re not klddingl by Nottlngham students of today wlth an eye on tomorrow The Allen dld not recelve an A rating from the Empire State School Press Assoclatlon of whlch lt IS not a member May 29 1970 THE CHAMPION Here IS the full text of the speech whlch the Grand MaharaJa Francls Mulholland gave yesterday ln the Me morlal Audltorlum concernlng hlS great success ln leadlng hls Hamlng ton football team ln ltS VICIOFIOUS season There are many factors that went into the wlnnlng of thls football chanl pionshlp First of all we owe a lot to a prln clpal and vlce prlnclpal who really believe in the educatlonal value of an athletlc program Durlng the past four football seasons there have been many occaslons when I have gone to the both Mr Kane and Mr Condon were always ready and wllllng to help me As you know they are both former football coaches and they know and understand the problems that a coach has to meet Likewise we owe a vote of thanks to the followlng To our dlrector of 3thl8tlCS Doc Manor we owe a vote of thanks for seeing to lt that the necessary foot ball equipment was always aballable Likewlse we owe a vote of thanks to the followlng To the members of the faculty who have always cooperated to the nth degree by permlttlng boys to be ex cused from thelr classes whenever I wanted the boys for some reason or other Our teachers have always been loyal ln thelr support of our football team To Mr Cauraugh and the members of the JRHIIOTIRI staff we are grateful They have had the unpleasant Job of cleanlng up the gym and dresslng rooms after all our games and never have I heard them grumble or com plaln about the mud and dlrt they have had to clean up To the cheerleaders who have done an outstandlng Job ln thelr partlcular field of endeavor To the members of the student body whose financlal and vocal support and school spirlt made thls champlonshlp possible To the football managers George Frledrlcks Ted Barnes and Laurence Lee who have attended practlce falth fully day by day and who were al ways willlng to help ln any way that they could To the parents of the football play ers themselves who hold equal clalms upon our gratltude Wlthout thelr Where to Go and What to See In Futuna For the curlous slghtseeker the Den lsonlan Museum at Z and 50th Streets offers a fine selectlon of statuary and slmilar slghts to the vlsltor The Cura tor MISS Nancy Knapp IS always wllling to show the wares of the museum to all who wlsh to spend the tlme Among some of the noted con trlbutors are the sculptors Gillan Golder and Greene who have at last duplicated the famous DISCS The Fly lng Dutcher or as It IS commonly known The CHEESEman ln the Moon The Noydan Planetarlum IS a slght not to be by passed Located at the corner of Hlckson and Thomas It spe CIBIIZES ln terrestrlal phenomena and Orllnlal varlatlons Joan Battelle and Beverly Evans have finally been able to represent the destructlon of the planet MarJorus Smlthorus by the formula PlII,Il3.H'll!1ll1II'lAITl0I'lIlIIl ylelds calamltas Thls formula IS graphlcally shown on the dome of the bulldlng by a mural done by Jose Reld South Amerlcan talnter Dont overlook the Perlmlre State Bulldlng the tallest bulldlng ln the unlverse except for one on the planet Sackettarlus the Vosmlre Bulldlng named ln honor of the lnterpulmonary explorer Rosemary Vosberg who was decreased ln a stellar attractlon The Nalstadt Theatre corner Schaler Alley and W 51st Street featurlng thls week the famous ballerlna Fran CISCO Sllvermench and the Hatch Batch a company of dancers under the dlrectlon of Mlschel BlSCh0ff m pressarlo PFICBS range from S1 20 for a stub and a palr of blnoculars to S4 80 for a front row seat Wlth optlon to buy ln ten days One may wrlte to the Ann Rex Travel Agency for further travel lnformatlon Thelr motto IS Travel Flt for a Klng The Champion iconl' dl wrltten permlsslon O Hearn and Doyle Corey Spauldlng and Pratt and all the others would not have been able to play football at all Coachlng a football team IS an lm posslble Job for one man Nlck Abdo and Ted Petroff have glven up hours of thelr tlme for the last two years developlng thls team I could get along wlthout those two boys about as easlly as I could get along wlthout my head In the final analysls most of the credlt for wlnnlng the Clty League Champlonshlp must go to the boys who played the game Remember that a football team IS llke a chaln lt IS no stronger than 1tS weakest llnk All the members of the squad from the brlght est stars to the lowest scrubs are deservlng of credlt and pralse I Thank You And we the Class of 1950 thank you 'Vlully' I Wish I Had Sold That Overheard ln the Copa coat room G Button saylng Maybe Id better put an alarm clock ln here for you boys Emmet P Kane ln the auditorium of Congress From the bottom of my heart Im very very proud of Not tlngham today On a slow boat to China Miss F Smith The Japanese do it this way brother Speaklng to J Caesar on the Tlber Mlss J Hasbrouck Ive put the books on avlatlon on the top shelf Take Llttle Wlllle for lnstance supposedly sald by J Condon at a meetlng of the VICE Prlnclpals Asso clatlon Looklng qulte cool Mr Mulholland IS quoted to have sald If I slt here long enough they ll finally be qulet Can t you Just DICIUPB Caesar charg lng down the hlll said MISS McBurney to the lmpresslonable 10th graders In detentlon yesterday my llttle angel chlld by MISS Huckans As the clrcles and planes are drawn MISS Endersbee nonchalantly says And I remember Jlm who got 98 On a field trlp to Cazenovla Mrs Wllcox and now record It ln your Are you sure I have all the passes? Sald Mlss Ayllng as three boys hld under the table In the State of Confuslon Mr Shaver IS known to have sald Better look lt up ln the book Jerry Sacketts motto Thls IS not a country club' Would louder so sald MISS Kohles to Mrs Pecola who to have sald Please' Be you please speak a llttle that the class may hear IS quoted Quiet Overhead ln the office Are you ln here aga1n fMlSS GTGWIBI At Funk and Wagnalls workroom Mlss Bush Sald to Noah Webster N Passees durlng classees Profane language shows a lack of lntelllgence IS the credo of Mr Elch elberg Oh' Thls younger generatlon sald Mlss Nlelson to an unprepared soph Doc Manor sald Flshlng season started yesterday to MISS Burton who forthwlth replled Granted As the rows rapldly empty Mrs Mac Donald IS oft to say Walt a mlnute class dlSmlSS9d If you re smart youll underllne the answers to the next test now that IS lf you have the proper sclentlfic attl tude says Mr Borzelle Well now thats debatable and so on but Thats MISS Sherwood but for the frosh who don t know but they mlght of course you could say they dont although probably no one could say Ya wanna know somethln' Im gettln a new car Boy the government today taxes so much o k ready for the test Guess who Ill never tell , . . , , . . 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