Norway High School - Caduceus Yearbook (Norway, ME)

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14 THE CADUCEUS spend the week end at his magnificent es- tate in northern New York. I did not leave until Friday night, as l had some work to do on the manuscript of my latest book. He had his private car and chauffeur waiting for me at the near- est railroad station when I got off the next morning. It was a ten-mile drive from the station to his estate, which situated in a mountainous district. I The Professor, himself, welcomed me when I arrived. I was shown to a room which I al ways occupied when I was visiting him. Quickly changing my clothes, I spent the morning visiting and examining the various laboratories and surrounding grounds belonging to the Professor. At dinner, which was attended only by the Professor and I, his wife and daughters being away, he told me that he had invited me up for the week-end because he wished to show me a new machine which he had in- vented. lie led me through several rooms filled with apparatus and chemicals of all sorts to another room, the door of which was locked and bolted. He unlocked the door, but, as soon as we had entered, he locked it again. Three sides and the top of this room were completely covered with apparatus. The other wall contained a large screen com- posed of some dark, metallic substance. Sev- eral benches and part of the fioor were cov- ered with very intricate and delicate ma- ehinery. After a moment, the Professor said to me, This room contains the 'Barton Anti- Time Machine'. I had previously noticed that there were two seats in the room placed side by side and giving anyone in them a clear view of the screen. Between the two seats was a metallic slab completely covered with dials and small push-buttons. The Professor told me to sit down in one of these seats. In a moment, he sat down in the other and started explaining the dials and machine to me. Ile said that he had discovered a kind of ray which when used with the proper apparatus would eliminate Time and Dis- tance. The apparatus was controlled by the dials between us. Ile handed me a helmet and told me that because of the noise it was necessary to wear sound-proof helmets. Then he spun the dials and the screen commenced to glo.v. ln a moment it became clear, and large dinosaurs, hrontosaurs and other reptiles were seen moving about in a steaming swamp of the past. He again spun the dials and this time the screen reproduced a scene in the London of today. In a moment it shifted to San Francisco at the present time. Ilowever, this was soon changed to an- other scene which appeared very slowly and though unfamiliar, it seemed to be a scene from the distant future. There were no living creatures in sight and no vegetation except some messes. The land looked cold and lifeless, although the ruins of many large buildings could be seen. Again the dials twirled and no scene ap- peared for some time. When it did appear. it seemed to be a scene from the planet Jupiter as several moons whirled through the atmosphere. Life on the planet, how- ever, seemed to be extinct. After a time this also faded and, as no more appeared, I removed my helmet and found the Professor had removed his, also. I looked at my watch and found that it was almost seven o'clock and that we had spent the entire afternoon in the laboratory. The Professor and I then had supper and after talking over our experience he and I went to bed feeling very tired. We must have fallen into a kind of trance for during the night there was a terrific thunder storm and we were not even awak- ened.