Norton High School - Nortonian Yearbook (Norton, OH)

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N CD: PROPHFCY 3 1 U U Q Q' .Nl any Sr Tume 2000 A D Place Somewhere behund the pearly gates Scrupters Angels of the hughest degree Dorothy Swauno and LaVonne Baker Had an udle samt happened along Celestual Blvd fthe Rt 224 of Heavanj one bleak May day he would have wutnessed a near catastrophe A lonely Gngel wanderung down the blvd narrowly mussed beung run down by a late model customuzed atomuc powered cloud Had thus saunt taken a closer look he would have seen Angel Baker preparung to use a few sauntly words on the occupant of the cloud who turned out to be Angel Swauno, a fel low member of Norton s prude and uoy the class of 55 The two began to duscuss theur present state of boredom It seemed that these angels were lonesome for theur old fruends Thus could be remedued only by a class reunion an excellent udea but when two angels have a party only those of unblemushed character are permutted to enter the pearly gates so as to ptotect the l ul angels therefore a messenger was sent to check the hustory of the classmates of l955 The messenger was un the person of Charles Petrovuch who came by that rank because of hus years of good behavuor The results of the report were as follows Begunnung on a reluguous note we Fund that the famous reformer Rev Wesley Randolph complushment to date has been persuadung Buddy Cue Rogers to guve pool halls and uoun Harold Smuth un the church chour But un vaun have pleas un tryung to get Ralph Beddow to leave hus newly acquured harem Ralph is brungung a law suut agaunst Ollue Brean Louus Kunkle and breakung, enterung and kudnappung The case us beung handled by the Bull Brenner Mr Brenner s pruvate secretary and chuef advusor is Dorothea Gerhart up hus monoply been Rev Randolph At the present tume John Kulton for promunent attorney Down un Massullon State Hosputal we found nurse Ruth Lloyd futtung Jack Mekeal wuth a punk and charcoal grey straught lacket Thus was the result of Jack s yelling go go go He wound up completely gone We heard rumors that Gene Wuse personally audutuoned all the chorus lune gurls for hus nught club The Greasy Spoon The club headluner us Becky Fufr Seuberlung and her Suzzlung Surens, Grace Bowman, Sandra Ruchardson and Frances Cerne The gurls are accompanied by the accognplushed concert puanust, Dan Crazy Fungers Sa lor They also have the very latest dancung steps havung been unstructed by lra Bolen and us Buzzard Lope 65 S vw, T 9 ll 14 r 1 N 0 X ,Y . :Q fc r f I' X u D u ' K g CE has his hands quite Full trying to bring a few lost sheep back to the flock. His greatest acl ' ' ll uu ' ' on

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Nearly the whole class wuth a few exceptnons made quute a success of theur luves Carol graber and Allan Ash are un the furnace busuness producung ready made ashes whule Jum Hamulton made hus mullnons by sellung oxygen masks to Norton teachers to use un the men s lounge Betty Stump was made furst female presudent of the F W Woolwath Com pany And ofcourse everyone has heard of Admural Davud Heller, head of all naval re serves The admural us now takung a cruuse on hus new let propelled shup The U S S Garbage Barge On board us George Moore furst mate un charge of refuse dusposal and Martha Maddox and Barbara Leatherman as passengers workung theur way to the foreugn leguon to get away from ut all' fmen of course On the day that Heller s shup was launched Helen Orendas, a well known socualute, chrustened ut wuth a bottle of Phyllus Brown s tonuc Thus tonuc us combunatuon haur restorer and mouth wash The tonuc s most ardent customer us Bonnue Long fuve gallons a week Mary Lou Armbruster and Zenna Baker enuoyed successful years as co operators of a lonely hearts club un whuch they placed the lonely heart of Margaret Sarka as Q nurse un a home for aged gentlemen Prof Wulluam Bedford, the noted botonust, and Noel Cowlung haven t settled theur con troversy over Cowlung'7' determlnatuon to rouse puneapple un Suberua Cowlung S Hqwquuqn pune apple plantatuon dreams suddenly changed un clumate from Hawauu to Suberua due to the fune Jack Baughman us stull workung toward a degree that wull set hum up as head custoduan of Vas sar College Now let us look closer to our old stampung grounds, Norton Center There are Carol Baun and Dorothea Crook runnung a sught seeung tour through Snydertown On thus tour they pount out that Earl Rutzman head coach of Snydertown Tech ostracuzed Tom Durbun from the foot ball team after Tom s perfect exhubutuon ofa flyung tackle on the opposute team s cheerleader Januce Martun Tom was replaced by Rae Breutenstune, the All Ameru can quarterback Back at our Alma Mater us Martha Duehm tryung to teach government to Susan and Davud Guvler and stull helpung Grandma Beverly Lady wuth her map In the cafeterua us chuef chef Januce Byrd servung baked beans under glass For stealung cookues an the lunch lune Ronald Heller and Jack Null have been sentenced to count brucks for Mr Capan Cora Hartenstune has used her baton twurlung talent to the utmost guudung Todd Prasher un hus career as a drum mauor The psychuatrust Aluce Pukla has been engaged by the school to observe Mr Funk Druv er s Traunung classes have funally gotten hum down These classes also have created the need for the servuces of Theda Eckman to make frequent fender repauus It seems that all you see on the bullboards these days are puctures of Daun Merchant the greatest female death dodger of them all Bob Wolfe presudent of the Seuberlung Rubber Co makes all hus money keepung Daun un tures She also keeps the local statue Joe Bartzu, un a constant state of frenzue Our mechanucal munded luttle fruend Bull Sparrac Spahr us now workung on atomuc powered mud Flaps that wull propel hus Plymouth to the planet Nobar . Hus assustant us the atomuc scuentust, Don Heller. He counts the wasted atoms 66 l ' . ' l ' . ' ' - . O O 0 I I C I O, I I l 1 ' I I f . ' . . . . . . - . ,, ' I a n 0 ,, . . . . D I I O ' ut ' I I 5. I ' I . . . . . . , . . . . . . . . , . . . . , . - n o o a o 0 u 0 U I an 4 print in Clifford Whited's real estate contract. . I .I . . , . . . . . , O O I I . O I I I I . 0 - ' 1 , . . . . i . . I 1 I 1 u 1 .I . t I . . . . . ,, ,, . . . I I - - un au ' ' '