Norton High School - Nortonian Yearbook (Norton, OH)

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BEST LOOKING MOST LIKELY T0 SUCCEED In -I-uso. gm yggu Judy Groom Walter Lloyd BEST DANCERS Donna Mons John Greene BEST PERSONALITY LAZIEST Bl! Stiles Ruth Walters Jo Ann, Wallbrown Troy Parks

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Personalities WITTIEST MOST SCHOOL SPIRITED Dick Mllllron 'Janine Lewis Jane Hlnkle Ernle Wathey TEACllER'S PEBTS Bev Ingersoll Lyle Saenger l BIGGEST FEET MOST ATHLETIC Jim Susong Pat Boyes Bill Wasil Sara Jane Powell

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Prophecy BI-YEARLY REPORT Time: I3 o'clock Date: The year 2000 Place: Somewlxre in outer space Space Cadet: Dorothy Denning lt all began on lhrs. The weather was sub-zero and if it hadn't been for my new electro-geofonic stupefier I would have frozen. The stupefier is an invention of the famous scientist Alex Wasil. I donned my rainment, consisting of space boots and suit and trekked over to Planet Headquarters. The commander, Walter Lloyd, greeted me and gave me my next inter-planetary assignment. Strange, glowing footprints had been found on the terra of Loba Lova.....:p.my job...get to the bottom of it all. I bid the commander loo toodle ltoodle loo backwardsj and then stopped at the supply home to pick up a few essentials from Bill Kennedy, the cadet who runs the house. QTNT, -toothpicks, sugar corn pops, etc., little things every cadet neechJ I then took a jet-propelled Warner cab KPhyllis is the consolidated capitalist of the cab industryj and made ready for the trip to Loba Lova. I rang for room service and the bell-girl, jo Anne Wallhrown, brought me my bill. Fifty cemsl I realized that was rather cheap, but after all the owners were friends of mine. Marilyn Sholley, Sarah Van Hyning and Lorna Fairbee had bought the Hilton hotels, but only on one condition....that Nicky Hilton come with them! I gave jo Anne a space dugat as a tip and then went down to the dining room for lunch. I was just in time for the hotel's show. The Belle of Mars, jane Hickle and her troupe: Beverly Lott, Katllyn Byrd and Alice Lydic were just starting their act. It is reported that they have so much rhythm in their feet, they put their shoes on with a French horn. Ernie Kiminecz and Pat Harter were doing a magic act. Ernie was trying to make Pat disappear. The waiter, Paul Kuivinen, took my order fstarfish and fried squib with a space float for dessertj. I ate hurriedly and then went to the landing field to catch the seven o'clock rocket for Loba Lova. I bought my ticket from Blanche Jeffreys and then quickly found a seat.I had something very im- portant to read. I was a whole week behind on that famous comic strip, Pogo, from the United States. It has been altered a trifle thoughg instead of Albert the Alley-gator to help Pogo, -there is a chap named Larry Neitz. just as I settled down to read, I heard a scream and the alarm rang. Duty was calling or should I say ringing. I hated to leave Pogo and Larry, but I ran to the control room. There they were..:.glowing footprints all over the floor. The pilot, Ernie Wathey, was trying to calm the poor stewardess, Alice Boss, who was practically in hysterics. I contacted Mus to have five cadets waiting for me when I landed and then went back to the pas- sengers to see if I could get some clues....Strange things were happening! The first one I interviewed was Lyle Saenger, the famous author of Ten Easy Ways To Flunk A Course. He said he would be glad to help me, but he knew as he put it, Nothin' ....Sitting behind him was Janice Tilson, the famous telephonge star of FOREVER FEMALE. just before the hell rang, she had seen a strange glow in the control room. My first clue!