Northwestern University - Syllabus Yearbook (Evanston, IL)

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KOLLER-The Japanese Dutchman. LAMLEY-Sid J. Euson's KN. Clarkb. LAWSON-No frenzied nuance about Fred. LEI-IRBACK-And, the Woman in black. LEISMAN-Cigarettes, little grave, violets. LIEBEIQTHAI.-- lim not in the roll of com- mon men. LIGHT-Not in head-but on his feet. LOWE- Canal street next. LYONS-UW. C. T. U. McCRACKEN- Barefoot boy in sox of tan. MCKIBBIN-Mince meat Harry. Interested Freshman-coed. MAI-TONY- Ain't it a Bu-r-r-r-rd? MANN-The hen dent. MERCER-Fat Bob-porcelain artist. MILLER-Tell us about New Years Eve, Millie? MOHAN-My jaws are just like Protherois. INMOORE-Hur-bloody-rah! for the bloody uns. MURRAY-5510 Jim. meet me face to face. NELSON-Forever and forever-amen. OGILVIE-Hawkshaw, the velvet foot. OLSON- Ay tank dat bane rite. PARKS- Shoot a hate. PARTRIDGFI-Protected by game laws- Hllenjamin Sherwood Quail? PEACH fname sarcasticj-Pie better. PIESLEY-G. H. P. of R. A. B.'s- Tom cat -dentist, society man-pianiste. PELTON-Climlw-a-da pole, getta-da-mon. PLEW-Rowdy-Flew, boisterious and noisy. PUFFER-South paw George. PURYEAR-Yes, eah! Same to you, sah! RATHBONE-Don Quixote from the wild and woolly wost. REDEMAN-He don't mean it-he just forgot to shave it off. REYNOLDSgHolder of smoking room belt RICI-IARDS-Cut it out, Richards! ICUSSICLI,-No relation of Lillian. SAWYER--Oh joy! SCIIMUCK-Overcoats for operating. SCHROEDER-'Willard wants you. Coffee bean Schroeder. SCOREE-Tootgtoot-heavy on the throttle. SEABEIIT--V-Hello. old sportinl life. in SPJARLE-I wish she'd come back to have that filling polished SENGPIEL-Rooms with Holy Bible. SHEFFIELD-'ASentimentally, I am disposed to harmony, but originally am incapable of a une. SHVFORD-'iDe Lawd chile. t SIIUTTLEWORTI-I-Dr. Black's ja.ck-o-lan- ern. SPICER-S. S. S. for the blood. STEPHENS-One of those philanthropists who in time of famine would vote for a supply of tooth picks. STRAUSS-Shorty. 'ITEITGIGN t Alias Germany J- Couldn't catch a greased pig in an alley. THOMPSON- Sleep, oh gentle sleep, na- ture's soft nurse. TIMMIS-Nine Rahs-for Timmis. TOLHUILST-Freslier than the early TOPLIFF-I think I ought to be valedictor- ian. TRAGER-Double D. Dj S. TYLER--Earl chain-lightning. UNGER- Cotton-top. VINJE- Ikke some jeg vit um. WALTI'IEl.l-Our darling child. dew. WEEKS-I'll make them live as brother should with brotherfand keep them in good humor with each other. WEYER-A sober. steadfast young man of sterling qualities. QThis is sarcasnxy WHITE-Gas under constant pressure. WHITNEY-As big a bluff that: stands by the river bank. WILBUR-Another member of the Portland Quintettc-. WlLl,IAMS!t'Pa Williams. WILSON- Thats all. WOOD, E. V.-Jimmie done tuck it up and I done hit him. WOOD, N. C.--He holds the eel of Dentistry by the tail. . XVRIGPIT-Wr-ston Will not write tonight. YULE-'1Lungs tested while you Wait. Blow :ill you're black in the face. For further par- ticulars. see Dr. Koch. ily- l 'Q . nr in '35 i' . W . . -wg, we .- K ij ' ' W ' ff was 304

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N Statistics of Class of '-06 The writer onc evening after partaking heavily of lobster salad, cucumbers and Welsh rarebit, retired for the night, but after an hour tossing about he awoke, with acute cramps of the stomach and a general pessimistic disposition about every thing. While at this state he was inspred to write a cyclopedia of the Senior Class. Hence the results: AGERN-The man with the sack suit and ice cream galters. ALM-With a cable car grip. ANDERSON-e As I frequently stood still to look at myself, l could not but smile. ASHLEY-Too good-can't say a word. BARKE-A padlocked pocketbook, travels alone. BARNETT, T. D, No. 22-Slight mistake, ought to he 23 anyway-skidoo--would like to say more, but We are shy on space. BARNETT, C. L.-Not of same family-distant relative of Admiral Togo. BATTMGARTNER-'i0h, excuse mc --also student at U. of C. evening school. BEST Callas Mixj-Born in a town where there were no barbers. BIBLE-But he didn't write it. .BLAIR-George Sears Roebuck Montgomery Ward Blair, and did you notice the ice on his Lingers BOVIK-The bogus Russian. CAIZTJY-- 'l'he mermaid Little Charley. CASE-Chas. Milton, The main squeeze of the class of '06-the high Mogul. CHRISTIANSON-King of the bone room. CHRISTOPHER-But not of 1492. CLOSE-How about that bull pup, Fat? CONKLIN--How long, Oh Lordi how long! CRARY-E. J. Ploughshare- Con1ing out on top. CROOIi'-'KCBHUE lay straight in bed. DAVIS-Will he get his attendance in H? DONAHUE-A temper like a barbed broach. DUCHANE-irish by French consent. DUGUID--be-soc-ndant of a dugong. EISENSTADT- Arrest the h'3lTlO1'1'ilH,L'G.H Ought to be on police force. ERICKSON-Swede hottentot, also comedian. ERWIN-Dean of Portland School. FELL- Pajamas make swell operating coats. FORD-A dignined old bov. FOX fvery elfeininateI- What's that, Doctor ?'l FREY-Always going some. FUCHS- I ann vaiting for my answer. Somebody give it to him quick. FURBY-Prof. Halls acid juggler. GALBRAITH-The class ink bottle. GATEWOOD-I-Ie's saving 'em. Favorite color-brown. GEARY- Tom cat Geary. f-,:-,ff-f '7 GIFFEN-Strict asepsis. Favorite flower- 12 I,-n 32 lily. 2- ' '-' ' '- Gll.HlCIl'l'-l'1'oD. of Studebaker Theater. V X I Q: GRllENBLA'l'T-Acll Louie! Vas is los? 33 30 Z. HANsEN-The Dent that made Milwaukee ,JBA Xu A fig' famous. Anna x ., HAYNIE-Barber coats for operating. Also Hjgugg ' I 5 class copper J ' 1 HOLMES- He said it was a slippery side- walk. Better sign the pledge, Harry! l ffy f 'I HUMBI'lR-Prescriher of warm hypodermic flu injections of hot apple sauce. .lfffl HUNT- Honest Dr., I wrote it all myself. l.l JOANNIDI-The whirling dervish. Vili KADEL-Ah! The fair six you undervalue X Z? 1'-21 -Vit. GX KERREB5' name and nature, Bow-wow. k , :'i h KIICI.-West end of a boat. 303

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lil T11 Ducking a Freshman Byalunior lil IE It began quite unexpectedly. We were just released from Pathology Quiz by Dr. Barnett and we found that our exit on the seventh floor was barricadedg of course it was the Freshmen. They seemed to be quite fresh, but it was a false alarm. They were green, so green that they had neglected or overlooked the Professor's entrance on the sixth floor. Terrified by our sudden appearance upon the seventh floor they bolted for lecture room No. 2. It being beneath the dignity of the Juniors to molest them we con- tented ourselves by taking the plank with which they had barricaded our door and placed it against their door, leaving them to their simple thoughts. When we had accomplished this feat we discovered that a number of Freshmen had become evident upon the seventh floor.. We proceeded to throw them down stairs as gently-but firmly-as possible. We had disposed of nearly all of the Fresh- men when we heard a startled cry of Help! Looking down to the sixth floor we beheld McKenna, with the assistance of a dozen Freshmen, evidently trying to remove the post at the foot of the stairs. Just as we saw them the post broke away, and, impelled by their great momentum they rushed down the hallway toward the lunch- room at full speed. Mac was in their midst, and we thought we could see his finish. He would re- ceive a thorough shampoo at the hands of his rude captors, or else he would have had occasion to pour forth his heart in one of the beautiful songs which he had rehearsed daily for the past three months to the fellows in the prosthetic lab. Nothing of the kind. As they were about to turn at the end of the hallway, one of the Freshmen fell all over himself and his companions, but instead of turning they went right along. When we arrived upon the scene Mac was found to be safe and sound, and still able to rough house. He had Jones by the hair and Squires by the collar-all but two of the Freshmen had escaped. The Freshmen were captured and with much ceremony were marched through the lunch-room and through the professor's entrance into the pit of the lecture room No. 1. They were greeted with cheers by the few non-combatant Juniors in the seats, and after brief deliberation were sentenced to be ducked They were separated. No. 1 was taken toward the hydrant, and No. 2 remained in custody of the other U Juniors, awaiting his turn. McKenna, Bauer and John- Xqyffnm son were busy ducking Freshie No. 1, when Johnson was y Nl .iq 1 l'Ill,l suddenly seized by some unseen force and hurled back- ' ' H1 ward, sprawling all over the floor. He looked around in amazement and beheld the secretary, who had just caused his downfall, hurl himself upon McKenna's back and shake him as a cop shakes a prisoner. Mac, without releasing his hold upon the Freshman, slowly turned hi:- head. His face, which was hushed, became pure white, and he turned and completed the toilet of the Freshman. Dr. Koch meanwhile turned his attention to Bauer and dealt him a blow somewhere between the door and the railing. Bauer's head hit the wall and he was stunned. -' ' He slowly walked over to his seat and became a spec- A ' ' ' tator. if 'K The Freshman, having received hisdue share, was ' allowed to depart. He escaped almost quicker than pos- sible, and we, having taken our respective seats, were f consoled by Dr. Koch for several minutes-Hurrah for LI Dr. Koch. Three cheers for the lung tester. 1 . ,Wm ' L 1 Ki? iQ 1??jg,I 'JW lhfjqxlylgm Q If! HW x, 51411 'Q' x 305