Northwestern University - Syllabus Yearbook (Evanston, IL)

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N Statistics of Class of '-06 The writer onc evening after partaking heavily of lobster salad, cucumbers and Welsh rarebit, retired for the night, but after an hour tossing about he awoke, with acute cramps of the stomach and a general pessimistic disposition about every thing. While at this state he was inspred to write a cyclopedia of the Senior Class. Hence the results: AGERN-The man with the sack suit and ice cream galters. ALM-With a cable car grip. ANDERSON-e As I frequently stood still to look at myself, l could not but smile. ASHLEY-Too good-can't say a word. BARKE-A padlocked pocketbook, travels alone. BARNETT, T. D, No. 22-Slight mistake, ought to he 23 anyway-skidoo--would like to say more, but We are shy on space. BARNETT, C. L.-Not of same family-distant relative of Admiral Togo. BATTMGARTNER-'i0h, excuse mc --also student at U. of C. evening school. BEST Callas Mixj-Born in a town where there were no barbers. BIBLE-But he didn't write it. .BLAIR-George Sears Roebuck Montgomery Ward Blair, and did you notice the ice on his Lingers BOVIK-The bogus Russian. CAIZTJY-- 'l'he mermaid Little Charley. CASE-Chas. Milton, The main squeeze of the class of '06-the high Mogul. CHRISTIANSON-King of the bone room. CHRISTOPHER-But not of 1492. CLOSE-How about that bull pup, Fat? CONKLIN--How long, Oh Lordi how long! CRARY-E. J. Ploughshare- Con1ing out on top. CROOIi'-'KCBHUE lay straight in bed. DAVIS-Will he get his attendance in H? DONAHUE-A temper like a barbed broach. DUCHANE-irish by French consent. DUGUID--be-soc-ndant of a dugong. EISENSTADT- Arrest the h'3lTlO1'1'ilH,L'G.H Ought to be on police force. ERICKSON-Swede hottentot, also comedian. ERWIN-Dean of Portland School. FELL- Pajamas make swell operating coats. FORD-A dignined old bov. FOX fvery elfeininateI- What's that, Doctor ?'l FREY-Always going some. FUCHS- I ann vaiting for my answer. Somebody give it to him quick. FURBY-Prof. Halls acid juggler. GALBRAITH-The class ink bottle. GATEWOOD-I-Ie's saving 'em. Favorite color-brown. GEARY- Tom cat Geary. f-,:-,ff-f '7 GIFFEN-Strict asepsis. Favorite flower- 12 I,-n 32 lily. 2- ' '-' ' '- Gll.HlCIl'l'-l'1'oD. of Studebaker Theater. V X I Q: GRllENBLA'l'T-Acll Louie! Vas is los? 33 30 Z. HANsEN-The Dent that made Milwaukee ,JBA Xu A fig' famous. Anna x ., HAYNIE-Barber coats for operating. Also Hjgugg ' I 5 class copper J ' 1 HOLMES- He said it was a slippery side- walk. Better sign the pledge, Harry! l ffy f 'I HUMBI'lR-Prescriher of warm hypodermic flu injections of hot apple sauce. .lfffl HUNT- Honest Dr., I wrote it all myself. l.l JOANNIDI-The whirling dervish. Vili KADEL-Ah! The fair six you undervalue X Z? 1'-21 -Vit. GX KERREB5' name and nature, Bow-wow. k , :'i h KIICI.-West end of a boat. 303

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A Senior Class Medley I was going Close by some Wood in the Park a few Weeks ago on a Hunt for my Bible. I had offered an Alm to a Crook with a Kerr if he would go to Sea Bert Ander- son and have him come Felton over to help me. Being a Christiansen he brought a Light with him, but got frightened at a statue of Lyons and Fell down. A Miller, who was eating a Peach, saw the Case he was in, and bending Lowe, to Duguid picked him up by his White puff necktie. Being Anderson's Best tie, he was about to, in Rath, bone him for the price of a new Puffer, but a Tyler near by, having put his last Lehrback in place, stopped the trouble by drawing their attention to a Fox that a Redman had. Seeing a man coming up at a run, some one said, Hurry up Frey! As I have found my Bible, they said it was all Wright, and we went down the Street to our Holmes. This occurred at Yule time. W. W. WRIGHT. Bob GaieWood'S Notes on Dental Economics EcoNoM1cs fKocHJ . A Feb, 12, 1906. Prelude. Introduction. Applause. 1-Pianissimo. 2-Fortissimo. Question of Bread and Butter. Look up West point. Secondary consideration fMoneyJ. Richards, Richards, The Woman Question- 1-Get the girl. 2-Marry her. ,302

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KOLLER-The Japanese Dutchman. LAMLEY-Sid J. Euson's KN. Clarkb. LAWSON-No frenzied nuance about Fred. LEI-IRBACK-And, the Woman in black. LEISMAN-Cigarettes, little grave, violets. LIEBEIQTHAI.-- lim not in the roll of com- mon men. LIGHT-Not in head-but on his feet. LOWE- Canal street next. LYONS-UW. C. T. U. McCRACKEN- Barefoot boy in sox of tan. MCKIBBIN-Mince meat Harry. Interested Freshman-coed. MAI-TONY- Ain't it a Bu-r-r-r-rd? MANN-The hen dent. MERCER-Fat Bob-porcelain artist. MILLER-Tell us about New Years Eve, Millie? MOHAN-My jaws are just like Protherois. INMOORE-Hur-bloody-rah! for the bloody uns. MURRAY-5510 Jim. meet me face to face. NELSON-Forever and forever-amen. OGILVIE-Hawkshaw, the velvet foot. OLSON- Ay tank dat bane rite. PARKS- Shoot a hate. PARTRIDGFI-Protected by game laws- Hllenjamin Sherwood Quail? PEACH fname sarcasticj-Pie better. PIESLEY-G. H. P. of R. A. B.'s- Tom cat -dentist, society man-pianiste. PELTON-Climlw-a-da pole, getta-da-mon. PLEW-Rowdy-Flew, boisterious and noisy. PUFFER-South paw George. PURYEAR-Yes, eah! Same to you, sah! RATHBONE-Don Quixote from the wild and woolly wost. REDEMAN-He don't mean it-he just forgot to shave it off. REYNOLDSgHolder of smoking room belt RICI-IARDS-Cut it out, Richards! ICUSSICLI,-No relation of Lillian. SAWYER--Oh joy! SCIIMUCK-Overcoats for operating. SCHROEDER-'Willard wants you. Coffee bean Schroeder. SCOREE-Tootgtoot-heavy on the throttle. SEABEIIT--V-Hello. old sportinl life. in SPJARLE-I wish she'd come back to have that filling polished SENGPIEL-Rooms with Holy Bible. SHEFFIELD-'ASentimentally, I am disposed to harmony, but originally am incapable of a une. SHVFORD-'iDe Lawd chile. t SIIUTTLEWORTI-I-Dr. Black's ja.ck-o-lan- ern. SPICER-S. S. S. for the blood. STEPHENS-One of those philanthropists who in time of famine would vote for a supply of tooth picks. STRAUSS-Shorty. 'ITEITGIGN t Alias Germany J- Couldn't catch a greased pig in an alley. THOMPSON- Sleep, oh gentle sleep, na- ture's soft nurse. TIMMIS-Nine Rahs-for Timmis. TOLHUILST-Freslier than the early TOPLIFF-I think I ought to be valedictor- ian. TRAGER-Double D. Dj S. TYLER--Earl chain-lightning. UNGER- Cotton-top. VINJE- Ikke some jeg vit um. WALTI'IEl.l-Our darling child. dew. WEEKS-I'll make them live as brother should with brotherfand keep them in good humor with each other. WEYER-A sober. steadfast young man of sterling qualities. QThis is sarcasnxy WHITE-Gas under constant pressure. WHITNEY-As big a bluff that: stands by the river bank. WILBUR-Another member of the Portland Quintettc-. WlLl,IAMS!t'Pa Williams. WILSON- Thats all. WOOD, E. V.-Jimmie done tuck it up and I done hit him. WOOD, N. C.--He holds the eel of Dentistry by the tail. . XVRIGPIT-Wr-ston Will not write tonight. YULE-'1Lungs tested while you Wait. Blow :ill you're black in the face. For further par- ticulars. see Dr. Koch. ily- l 'Q . nr in '35 i' . W . . -wg, we .- K ij ' ' W ' ff was 304