Northwestern University - Syllabus Yearbook (Evanston, IL)

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A Senior Class Medley I was going Close by some Wood in the Park a few Weeks ago on a Hunt for my Bible. I had offered an Alm to a Crook with a Kerr if he would go to Sea Bert Ander- son and have him come Felton over to help me. Being a Christiansen he brought a Light with him, but got frightened at a statue of Lyons and Fell down. A Miller, who was eating a Peach, saw the Case he was in, and bending Lowe, to Duguid picked him up by his White puff necktie. Being Anderson's Best tie, he was about to, in Rath, bone him for the price of a new Puffer, but a Tyler near by, having put his last Lehrback in place, stopped the trouble by drawing their attention to a Fox that a Redman had. Seeing a man coming up at a run, some one said, Hurry up Frey! As I have found my Bible, they said it was all Wright, and we went down the Street to our Holmes. This occurred at Yule time. W. W. WRIGHT. Bob GaieWood'S Notes on Dental Economics EcoNoM1cs fKocHJ . A Feb, 12, 1906. Prelude. Introduction. Applause. 1-Pianissimo. 2-Fortissimo. Question of Bread and Butter. Look up West point. Secondary consideration fMoneyJ. Richards, Richards, The Woman Question- 1-Get the girl. 2-Marry her. ,302

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Q . LCRCL H 'G addy Noyes f TJLDC? ' T We have a Prof. in our U,,' His name is Daddy Noyesg He comes down to the Dental School And preaches to the boys. The service starts up with a hymn, The usual mode, you seeg And all join in When some one starts Nearer, My God, to Thee. The opening verse sang huskily, -Our Daddy clears his throat, To let big words come easily, And then begins to quote. The doorhinge creaks, a late one comesg Some boys are not discreet. Tramp! Tramp! We all keep step with himg Thump! He's in his seat. Such interruptions soon do cease, Our Daddy's preaching startsg He speaks of morals, doctrines, truths- 'Tis ethics he imparts. He tells us of the egotist, Who differs from the Altruist, Yet need not be antagonistg You see, he is a linguist. The advertising dentists are Low down shams and fakirsg 'Tis then that some one hollers out, The Boston Dental Parlors. But Papa has another job, 'Tis he expounds the lawg We like this subject better still, Because he's just like Pa, W. W1 W. N fklf'ib ,Y ff QU.: all at I pf, 1: -. V' ! 1 X. ' f' ll ' 'K ll :El-A M . f' Q Af ' ul., -st' -, E if mmm? ' wiiic I Ntfgamzfrlnilliy A L

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N Statistics of Class of '-06 The writer onc evening after partaking heavily of lobster salad, cucumbers and Welsh rarebit, retired for the night, but after an hour tossing about he awoke, with acute cramps of the stomach and a general pessimistic disposition about every thing. While at this state he was inspred to write a cyclopedia of the Senior Class. Hence the results: AGERN-The man with the sack suit and ice cream galters. ALM-With a cable car grip. ANDERSON-e As I frequently stood still to look at myself, l could not but smile. ASHLEY-Too good-can't say a word. BARKE-A padlocked pocketbook, travels alone. BARNETT, T. D, No. 22-Slight mistake, ought to he 23 anyway-skidoo--would like to say more, but We are shy on space. BARNETT, C. L.-Not of same family-distant relative of Admiral Togo. BATTMGARTNER-'i0h, excuse mc --also student at U. of C. evening school. BEST Callas Mixj-Born in a town where there were no barbers. BIBLE-But he didn't write it. .BLAIR-George Sears Roebuck Montgomery Ward Blair, and did you notice the ice on his Lingers BOVIK-The bogus Russian. CAIZTJY-- 'l'he mermaid Little Charley. CASE-Chas. Milton, The main squeeze of the class of '06-the high Mogul. CHRISTIANSON-King of the bone room. CHRISTOPHER-But not of 1492. CLOSE-How about that bull pup, Fat? CONKLIN--How long, Oh Lordi how long! CRARY-E. J. Ploughshare- Con1ing out on top. CROOIi'-'KCBHUE lay straight in bed. DAVIS-Will he get his attendance in H? DONAHUE-A temper like a barbed broach. DUCHANE-irish by French consent. DUGUID--be-soc-ndant of a dugong. EISENSTADT- Arrest the h'3lTlO1'1'ilH,L'G.H Ought to be on police force. ERICKSON-Swede hottentot, also comedian. ERWIN-Dean of Portland School. FELL- Pajamas make swell operating coats. FORD-A dignined old bov. FOX fvery elfeininateI- What's that, Doctor ?'l FREY-Always going some. FUCHS- I ann vaiting for my answer. Somebody give it to him quick. FURBY-Prof. Halls acid juggler. GALBRAITH-The class ink bottle. GATEWOOD-I-Ie's saving 'em. Favorite color-brown. GEARY- Tom cat Geary. f-,:-,ff-f '7 GIFFEN-Strict asepsis. Favorite flower- 12 I,-n 32 lily. 2- ' '-' ' '- Gll.HlCIl'l'-l'1'oD. of Studebaker Theater. V X I Q: GRllENBLA'l'T-Acll Louie! Vas is los? 33 30 Z. HANsEN-The Dent that made Milwaukee ,JBA Xu A fig' famous. Anna x ., HAYNIE-Barber coats for operating. Also Hjgugg ' I 5 class copper J ' 1 HOLMES- He said it was a slippery side- walk. Better sign the pledge, Harry! l ffy f 'I HUMBI'lR-Prescriher of warm hypodermic flu injections of hot apple sauce. .lfffl HUNT- Honest Dr., I wrote it all myself. l.l JOANNIDI-The whirling dervish. Vili KADEL-Ah! The fair six you undervalue X Z? 1'-21 -Vit. GX KERREB5' name and nature, Bow-wow. k , :'i h KIICI.-West end of a boat. 303