Northwestern University - Syllabus Yearbook (Evanston, IL)

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Q . LCRCL H 'G addy Noyes f TJLDC? ' T We have a Prof. in our U,,' His name is Daddy Noyesg He comes down to the Dental School And preaches to the boys. The service starts up with a hymn, The usual mode, you seeg And all join in When some one starts Nearer, My God, to Thee. The opening verse sang huskily, -Our Daddy clears his throat, To let big words come easily, And then begins to quote. The doorhinge creaks, a late one comesg Some boys are not discreet. Tramp! Tramp! We all keep step with himg Thump! He's in his seat. Such interruptions soon do cease, Our Daddy's preaching startsg He speaks of morals, doctrines, truths- 'Tis ethics he imparts. He tells us of the egotist, Who differs from the Altruist, Yet need not be antagonistg You see, he is a linguist. The advertising dentists are Low down shams and fakirsg 'Tis then that some one hollers out, The Boston Dental Parlors. But Papa has another job, 'Tis he expounds the lawg We like this subject better still, Because he's just like Pa, W. W1 W. N fklf'ib ,Y ff QU.: all at I pf, 1: -. V' ! 1 X. ' f' ll ' 'K ll :El-A M . f' Q Af ' ul., -st' -, E if mmm? ' wiiic I Ntfgamzfrlnilliy A L

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A Senior Class Medley I was going Close by some Wood in the Park a few Weeks ago on a Hunt for my Bible. I had offered an Alm to a Crook with a Kerr if he would go to Sea Bert Ander- son and have him come Felton over to help me. Being a Christiansen he brought a Light with him, but got frightened at a statue of Lyons and Fell down. A Miller, who was eating a Peach, saw the Case he was in, and bending Lowe, to Duguid picked him up by his White puff necktie. Being Anderson's Best tie, he was about to, in Rath, bone him for the price of a new Puffer, but a Tyler near by, having put his last Lehrback in place, stopped the trouble by drawing their attention to a Fox that a Redman had. Seeing a man coming up at a run, some one said, Hurry up Frey! As I have found my Bible, they said it was all Wright, and we went down the Street to our Holmes. This occurred at Yule time. W. W. WRIGHT. Bob GaieWood'S Notes on Dental Economics EcoNoM1cs fKocHJ . A Feb, 12, 1906. Prelude. Introduction. Applause. 1-Pianissimo. 2-Fortissimo. Question of Bread and Butter. Look up West point. Secondary consideration fMoneyJ. Richards, Richards, The Woman Question- 1-Get the girl. 2-Marry her. ,302